words in movies
[Scene: Their Building, Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny. Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair. Picture Paul Bunyan.]
Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!
Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.
(Rachel and Elizabeth go upstairs. Paul starts for the car, but notices his luggage is still out and decides to take in into the bedroom.)
Paul: Wow. What can I say? (Pause, pointing at Ross) This doesnt make me like you any better!
Rachel: All right Paul, Im not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!
Paul: (entering) Here you go honey! (Rachel kicks Ross back under the couch.)
Paul: Okay. Ill give you one chance to change my mind. (Ross laughs in relief) You got one minute. (Ross suddenly gets worried.)
Paul: I wanted a big wheel. And instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken that you hop around on. It was embarrassing; kids made fun of me. That was a pretty tough year.
Paul: Yeah. But then I changed my mind. Im funny like that. So I told Lizzie, now Im telling you, I dont want you seeing my daughter anymore.
Paul: Hey! I have so much more to tell ya, Ive written it all down!
Paul: Well yeah, it usually, it takes two people to (He taps his index fingers together.)
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
Paul: And in fifth grade I got into a fight. Well, it wasnt really a fight. Richard Darinvel bit me on the nose and, and I feel down. I still have a little scare right here (points to it) you can see it.
Paul: Well, we were very young when we had her.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
Paul: So Ross, what your problem?
Paul: Okay.
Paul: Im Irish.
Paul: She passed away.
Paul: Im already here.
Paul: No.
Paul: Hi Ross.
Ross: It-its great to meet you Paul.
Paul: I get that a lot.
Paul: Thanks for your help. (Starts to leave.)
Paul: Just call me Paul.
Rachel: (chasing after him) Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?
Paul: Yes I did.
Paul: You two were married?!
Paul: You have a son?
Paul: How to make the next one even shorter?
Paul: Are you yelling at me?!
Paul: Then we agree?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there alone as Paul enters.]
Paul: Yes it does.
Paul: So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?
Paul: Okay.
Rachel: I came with Paul!
Paul: Why are you yelling?
Paul: What do you need from the car?
Paul: How did you know we were here?
[Scene: Pauls Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.]
Paul: No, let me explain! Fired!!
Paul: Ross!
Paul: Youre next!!
Paul: Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.
Paul: Hi Phoebe.
Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
Phoebe: Hi Paul!
Paul: (To Ross) Hey!
Paul: (whispering) Come on.
Rachel: Okay. (Gets up and starts to leave with Paul.)
Paul: (To Rachel) How are you?
Paul: Good to see you too!
Paul: Ross!
Paul: It was fine.
Paul: Nope.
Paul: Normal.
Paul: Okay.
Paul: When I was six years old.
Paul: It was horrible. They called me chicken boy.
Paul: Oh, I couldnt eat now.
Paul: Chicken? (Pointing to himself.) Chicken boy!
Paul: Would you .Would you hug me?
Paul: Five more seconds.
Paul: That was so good. (Starts crying again.)
Paul: I would really like that. (They kiss.)
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
Paul: Okay.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]
Paul: Rachel?
Paul: Hey Chandler?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Paul: I usually prefer Elizabeths boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
[Scene: Rachels Bedroom, Paul and Rachel are recovering.]
Paul: Oh, here they are right here. (Picks them up from underneath the corner of the couch.)
Ross: Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings (Paul enters) in his ear.
Paul: Thats exactly what my dad used to say! (Starts to breakdown again.)
Ross: Okay, please-please Paul, just let me explain
Paul: I dont like you going out with my daughter Ross.
Paul: Fine! Two minutes. Go.
Paul: I know. I like it up here.
Paul: (entering) Hi honey.
Paul: I wanted to be one with the waves, yknow?
Paul: Im just me, my wife died shortly after Lizzie was born.
Paul: Really?! (She nods in the affirmative.)
Paul: Whats the matter honey? Did you see a little mouse?
Paul: Nope! That never happened to me!
Ross: Well if it doesnt matter to her, it doesnt matter to me! (to Paul) Still not yelling!
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Rachel: Yeah thats great Paul, but yknow I wanna know what(Puts her hands on his shoulders)Wow, those are really great! I just wanna know what, what is behind this-this strong, silent exterior. Yknow they say that still waters run deep and I wanna swim in yours.
Paul: I had a sister.
Monica: (sees someone) Paul!
Paul: Ill call you later. Bye Ross. (Leaves)
Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
Paul: I beg your pardon?
Paul: (panicked) What?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul. Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead. By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis. Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon.]