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[Scene: Their Building, Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny. Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair. Picture Paul Bunyan.]
(Phoebe turns to Rachel and mimes remove a lid of a jar. Ross enters and Paul motions for Rachel to leave with him now.)
Paul: Dont worry about it, I just didnt realize you were married. (Rachel returns and hears that.)
Frannie: Paul the Wine Guy? Oh yeah, I know Paul.
Paul: Yeah?
Paul: (over the intercom) It's, uh, it's Paul.
Joey: Who's Paul?
Ross: Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?
(There's a knock on the door and it's Paul.)
Joey: Hey, Paul!
Joey: Morning, Paul.
Monica: Change! Okay, sit down. (Shows Paul in) Two seconds.
Paul: Two years.
Paul: So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?
Paul: Ooh, steer clear of you.
Paul: Isn't there?
Paul: It's okay...
Paul: Thank you! Thank you so much!
Paul: (entering from Monica's room) Morning.
(Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can't hear. The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that they can.)
Paul: Yeah. (They kiss) Thank you. (Exits)
Rachel: Hello, Paul.
Monica: You know Paul?
[Scene: Pauls Cabin, continued from earlier.]
Chandler: Hi, Paul, is it?
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. (Rachel laughs then starts looking at him.) Are you okay?
Rachel: No Paul, I dont know anything about you! Yknow, like-like your childhood! Tell me about your childhood!
(Ross frantically starts to open the window as Paul enters and traps him halfway out the window.)
Paul: No, I'm telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness.
Ross: And I too am just a love machine. (Hums a little bit and mimics Pauls flexing.)
All: Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!
Paul: No, unfortunately Lizzies mom passed away shortly after she was born. I raised her by myself.
Paul: (laughs then checking his watch) 1 minute 50 seconds.
Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?
Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...
Paul: Good. Bye! (Starts to leave.)
Paul: A surfer.
Joey: Yes, its in my In in my pocket. (Paul hasnt dropped him yet.) (Chandler starts to reach for his front pocket.) My back pocket! My back pocket!
Paul: Okay look, Ross, just so you know that since Lizzie likes you so much, Ive decided to accept the fact that youre going out with her.
Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.
Rachel: Oh, wait yes, but I cant eat too much. Paul is taking me out to dinner tonight, he said he has a big surprise planned.
Paul: A part of him did yes.
Paul: Ill call the university and tell them about your relationship and have you fired.
Paul: Ross. You and I are going to have to have a little talk.
Rachel: Thats-thats great! See? I already feel like I know you a little better! Thank you. Okay, come on. Now we can go eat. Lets go. (Gets up to leave, but Paul doesnt move.)
PHOEBE: Paul.
Paul: (whispering) Okay. (Starts for the car.)
Chandler: No. How are ya Paul? (Starts to look for his credit card.)
Paul: Ill be right back. (He goes to get the ice.)
Paul: Neither of us like Ross!
Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.
Paul: Cant complain.
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?
Paul: Well, this is fun. So Ross, did you kill any of these wives?
Paul: So Ross was in college and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her high school prom.
Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!
Paul: Oh Rachel, Im so sorry. I didnt mean to overwhelm you. Its just that, when those gates open, you (Starts to breakdown.) Hard to close em. But they are closed now. Believe me.
Paul: (entering) Here you go honey! (Rachel kicks Ross back under the couch.)
(Rachel and Elizabeth go upstairs. Paul starts for the car, but notices his luggage is still out and decides to take in into the bedroom.)
Paul: I wanted a big wheel. And instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken that you hop around on. It was embarrassing; kids made fun of me. That was a pretty tough year.
Rachel: All right Paul, Im not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!
Paul: Wow. What can I say? (Pause, pointing at Ross) This doesnt make me like you any better!
Paul: Okay. Ill give you one chance to change my mind. (Ross laughs in relief) You got one minute. (Ross suddenly gets worried.)
Paul: Yeah. But then I changed my mind. Im funny like that. So I told Lizzie, now Im telling you, I dont want you seeing my daughter anymore.
Paul: Well yeah, it usually, it takes two people to (He taps his index fingers together.)
Paul: So Ross, what your problem?
Paul: Hey! I have so much more to tell ya, Ive written it all down!
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Paul: Okay.
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
Paul: And in fifth grade I got into a fight. Well, it wasnt really a fight. Richard Darinvel bit me on the nose and, and I feel down. I still have a little scare right here (points to it) you can see it.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
Ross: It-its great to meet you Paul.
Paul: Im Irish.
Paul: Thanks for your help. (Starts to leave.)
Paul: I get that a lot.
Paul: No.
Paul: She passed away.
Paul: Im already here.
Paul: Well, we were very young when we had her.
Paul: Just call me Paul.
Rachel: (chasing after him) Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?
Paul: Yes I did.
Paul: Are you yelling at me?!
Paul: Hi Ross.
Paul: You two were married?!
Paul: You have a son?
Paul: How to make the next one even shorter?
Paul: Then we agree?
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Paul: Yes it does.
Paul: Okay.
Rachel: I came with Paul!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there alone as Paul enters.]
Paul: Why are you yelling?
[Scene: Pauls Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.]
Paul: What do you need from the car?
Paul: So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?
Paul: No, let me explain! Fired!!
Paul: Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.