words in movies
[Scene: Their Building, Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny. Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair. Picture Paul Bunyan.]
Paul: Cant complain.
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?
Paul: Oh Rachel, Im so sorry. I didnt mean to overwhelm you. Its just that, when those gates open, you (Starts to breakdown.) Hard to close em. But they are closed now. Believe me.
Paul: (entering) Here you go honey! (Rachel kicks Ross back under the couch.)
Paul: So Ross was in college and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her high school prom.
Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!
Paul: Well, this is fun. So Ross, did you kill any of these wives?
Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.
(Rachel and Elizabeth go upstairs. Paul starts for the car, but notices his luggage is still out and decides to take in into the bedroom.)
Rachel: All right Paul, Im not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!
Paul: Okay. Ill give you one chance to change my mind. (Ross laughs in relief) You got one minute. (Ross suddenly gets worried.)
Paul: Wow. What can I say? (Pause, pointing at Ross) This doesnt make me like you any better!
Paul: Well yeah, it usually, it takes two people to (He taps his index fingers together.)
Paul: Yeah. But then I changed my mind. Im funny like that. So I told Lizzie, now Im telling you, I dont want you seeing my daughter anymore.
Paul: I wanted a big wheel. And instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken that you hop around on. It was embarrassing; kids made fun of me. That was a pretty tough year.
Paul: Hey! I have so much more to tell ya, Ive written it all down!
Paul: And in fifth grade I got into a fight. Well, it wasnt really a fight. Richard Darinvel bit me on the nose and, and I feel down. I still have a little scare right here (points to it) you can see it.
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Paul: So Ross, what your problem?
Paul: She passed away.
Paul: Okay.
Paul: Im Irish.
Ross: It-its great to meet you Paul.
Paul: I get that a lot.
Paul: Im already here.
Paul: Well, we were very young when we had her.
Paul: No.
Paul: Thanks for your help. (Starts to leave.)
Paul: Just call me Paul.
Rachel: (chasing after him) Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?
Paul: Yes I did.
Paul: How to make the next one even shorter?
Paul: Hi Ross.
Paul: You two were married?!
Paul: You have a son?
Paul: Then we agree?
Paul: Are you yelling at me?!
Paul: Okay.
Paul: Yes it does.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there alone as Paul enters.]
Rachel: I came with Paul!
Paul: What do you need from the car?
Paul: Why are you yelling?
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Paul: No, let me explain! Fired!!
Paul: Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.
Paul: So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?
[Scene: Pauls Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.]
Paul: Ross!
Paul: Youre next!!
Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
Paul: Hi Phoebe.
Phoebe: Hi Paul!
Paul: (To Rachel) How are you?
Paul: Good to see you too!
Paul: Ross!
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
Paul: Okay.
Paul: Oh, I couldnt eat now.
Paul: Chicken? (Pointing to himself.) Chicken boy!
Paul: Would you .Would you hug me?
Paul: Five more seconds.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Paul: (To Ross) Hey!
Paul: (whispering) Come on.
Rachel: Okay. (Gets up and starts to leave with Paul.)
Paul: It was fine.
Paul: Nope.
Paul: Normal.
Paul: Okay.
Paul: When I was six years old.
Paul: It was horrible. They called me chicken boy.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]
Paul: Rachel?
Paul: Hey Chandler?
Paul: That was so good. (Starts crying again.)
Paul: I would really like that. (They kiss.)
Paul: Oh, here they are right here. (Picks them up from underneath the corner of the couch.)
[Scene: Rachels Bedroom, Paul and Rachel are recovering.]
Ross: Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings (Paul enters) in his ear.
Paul: I usually prefer Elizabeths boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
Paul: (entering) Hi honey.
Paul: I dont like you going out with my daughter Ross.
Paul: Fine! Two minutes. Go.
Paul: Thats exactly what my dad used to say! (Starts to breakdown again.)
Ross: Okay, please-please Paul, just let me explain
Paul: I wanted to be one with the waves, yknow?
Paul: I know. I like it up here.
Paul: Nope! That never happened to me!
Paul: Whats the matter honey? Did you see a little mouse?
Ross: Well if it doesnt matter to her, it doesnt matter to me! (to Paul) Still not yelling!
Paul: Really?! (She nods in the affirmative.)
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
Paul: Ill call you later. Bye Ross. (Leaves)
Paul: Im just me, my wife died shortly after Lizzie was born.
Rachel: Yeah thats great Paul, but yknow I wanna know what(Puts her hands on his shoulders)Wow, those are really great! I just wanna know what, what is behind this-this strong, silent exterior. Yknow they say that still waters run deep and I wanna swim in yours.