words in movies
[Scene: Their Building, Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny. Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair. Picture Paul Bunyan.]
Joey: Yes, its in my In in my pocket. (Paul hasnt dropped him yet.) (Chandler starts to reach for his front pocket.) My back pocket! My back pocket!
Paul: No, unfortunately Lizzies mom passed away shortly after she was born. I raised her by myself.
Paul: Ross. You and I are going to have to have a little talk.
Rachel: Thats-thats great! See? I already feel like I know you a little better! Thank you. Okay, come on. Now we can go eat. Lets go. (Gets up to leave, but Paul doesnt move.)
PHOEBE: Paul.
Paul: Ill be right back. (He goes to get the ice.)
Paul: Ill call the university and tell them about your relationship and have you fired.
Paul: (whispering) Okay. (Starts for the car.)
Chandler: No. How are ya Paul? (Starts to look for his credit card.)
Paul: Cant complain.
Paul: Neither of us like Ross!
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?
Paul: Oh Rachel, Im so sorry. I didnt mean to overwhelm you. Its just that, when those gates open, you (Starts to breakdown.) Hard to close em. But they are closed now. Believe me.
Paul: Well, this is fun. So Ross, did you kill any of these wives?
Rachel: All right Paul, Im not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!
Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.
Paul: So Ross was in college and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her high school prom.
Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!
(Rachel and Elizabeth go upstairs. Paul starts for the car, but notices his luggage is still out and decides to take in into the bedroom.)
Paul: (entering) Here you go honey! (Rachel kicks Ross back under the couch.)
Paul: Wow. What can I say? (Pause, pointing at Ross) This doesnt make me like you any better!
Paul: I wanted a big wheel. And instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken that you hop around on. It was embarrassing; kids made fun of me. That was a pretty tough year.
Paul: Okay. Ill give you one chance to change my mind. (Ross laughs in relief) You got one minute. (Ross suddenly gets worried.)
Paul: Hey! I have so much more to tell ya, Ive written it all down!
Paul: Well yeah, it usually, it takes two people to (He taps his index fingers together.)
Paul: Yeah. But then I changed my mind. Im funny like that. So I told Lizzie, now Im telling you, I dont want you seeing my daughter anymore.
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Paul: And in fifth grade I got into a fight. Well, it wasnt really a fight. Richard Darinvel bit me on the nose and, and I feel down. I still have a little scare right here (points to it) you can see it.
Paul: She passed away.
Paul: So Ross, what your problem?
Paul: Okay.
Paul: Im Irish.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
Ross: It-its great to meet you Paul.
Paul: I get that a lot.
Paul: Im already here.
Paul: Well, we were very young when we had her.
Paul: No.
Paul: Thanks for your help. (Starts to leave.)
Paul: Just call me Paul.
Rachel: (chasing after him) Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?
Paul: Yes I did.
Paul: Hi Ross.
Paul: Are you yelling at me?!
Paul: You two were married?!
Paul: You have a son?
Paul: How to make the next one even shorter?
Paul: Then we agree?
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Paul: Okay.
Rachel: I came with Paul!
Paul: Yes it does.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there alone as Paul enters.]
Paul: So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?
Paul: Why are you yelling?
Paul: No, let me explain! Fired!!
Paul: Hi Phoebe.
Phoebe: Hi Paul!
Paul: (To Rachel) How are you?
Paul: Good to see you too!
Paul: Ross!
Paul: It was fine.
Paul: Nope.
Paul: Normal.
Paul: Okay.
Paul: When I was six years old.
Paul: Oh, I couldnt eat now.
Paul: Chicken? (Pointing to himself.) Chicken boy!
Paul: Would you .Would you hug me?
Paul: Five more seconds.
Paul: What do you need from the car?
[Scene: Pauls Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.]
Paul: Ross!
Paul: Youre next!!
Paul: Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.
Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
Paul: (To Ross) Hey!
Paul: (whispering) Come on.
Rachel: Okay. (Gets up and starts to leave with Paul.)
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
Paul: Okay.
Paul: It was horrible. They called me chicken boy.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]
Paul: Rachel?
Paul: Hey Chandler?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Paul: That was so good. (Starts crying again.)
Paul: I would really like that. (They kiss.)
Paul: Oh, here they are right here. (Picks them up from underneath the corner of the couch.)
Ross: Okay, please-please Paul, just let me explain
[Scene: Rachels Bedroom, Paul and Rachel are recovering.]
Paul: I usually prefer Elizabeths boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
Ross: Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings (Paul enters) in his ear.
Paul: I know. I like it up here.
Paul: (entering) Hi honey.
Paul: I dont like you going out with my daughter Ross.
Paul: Fine! Two minutes. Go.
Paul: Thats exactly what my dad used to say! (Starts to breakdown again.)