words in movies
[Scene: Their Building, Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny. Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair. Picture Paul Bunyan.]
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. (Rachel laughs then starts looking at him.) Are you okay?
[Scene: Pauls Cabin, continued from earlier.]
Paul: (laughs then checking his watch) 1 minute 50 seconds.
Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?
Paul: Okay look, Ross, just so you know that since Lizzie likes you so much, Ive decided to accept the fact that youre going out with her.
Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...
Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.
Paul: Good. Bye! (Starts to leave.)
Joey: Yes, its in my In in my pocket. (Paul hasnt dropped him yet.) (Chandler starts to reach for his front pocket.) My back pocket! My back pocket!
Paul: A surfer.
Paul: A part of him did yes.
Rachel: Oh, wait yes, but I cant eat too much. Paul is taking me out to dinner tonight, he said he has a big surprise planned.
PHOEBE: Paul.
Paul: Ross. You and I are going to have to have a little talk.
Rachel: Thats-thats great! See? I already feel like I know you a little better! Thank you. Okay, come on. Now we can go eat. Lets go. (Gets up to leave, but Paul doesnt move.)
Paul: No, unfortunately Lizzies mom passed away shortly after she was born. I raised her by myself.
Paul: (whispering) Okay. (Starts for the car.)
Paul: Ill call the university and tell them about your relationship and have you fired.
Chandler: No. How are ya Paul? (Starts to look for his credit card.)
Paul: Ill be right back. (He goes to get the ice.)
Paul: Neither of us like Ross!
Paul: Cant complain.
Paul: Oh Rachel, Im so sorry. I didnt mean to overwhelm you. Its just that, when those gates open, you (Starts to breakdown.) Hard to close em. But they are closed now. Believe me.
Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
Paul: So Ross was in college and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her high school prom.
Paul: Well, this is fun. So Ross, did you kill any of these wives?
Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!
Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.
Rachel: All right Paul, Im not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!
(Rachel and Elizabeth go upstairs. Paul starts for the car, but notices his luggage is still out and decides to take in into the bedroom.)
Paul: (entering) Here you go honey! (Rachel kicks Ross back under the couch.)
Paul: Wow. What can I say? (Pause, pointing at Ross) This doesnt make me like you any better!
Paul: Yeah. But then I changed my mind. Im funny like that. So I told Lizzie, now Im telling you, I dont want you seeing my daughter anymore.
Paul: Okay. Ill give you one chance to change my mind. (Ross laughs in relief) You got one minute. (Ross suddenly gets worried.)
Paul: I wanted a big wheel. And instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken that you hop around on. It was embarrassing; kids made fun of me. That was a pretty tough year.
Paul: Well yeah, it usually, it takes two people to (He taps his index fingers together.)
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
Paul: Hey! I have so much more to tell ya, Ive written it all down!
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
Paul: And in fifth grade I got into a fight. Well, it wasnt really a fight. Richard Darinvel bit me on the nose and, and I feel down. I still have a little scare right here (points to it) you can see it.
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Paul: Okay.
Paul: Im Irish.
Paul: So Ross, what your problem?
Ross: It-its great to meet you Paul.
Paul: She passed away.
Paul: Im already here.
Paul: I get that a lot.
Paul: Well, we were very young when we had her.
Paul: No.
Paul: Thanks for your help. (Starts to leave.)
Paul: Just call me Paul.
Rachel: (chasing after him) Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?
Paul: Yes I did.
Paul: Hi Ross.
Paul: Okay.
Paul: Are you yelling at me?!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there alone as Paul enters.]
Paul: Why are you yelling?
Paul: What do you need from the car?
Paul: No, let me explain! Fired!!
Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
Paul: (To Ross) Hey!
Paul: (whispering) Come on.
Rachel: Okay. (Gets up and starts to leave with Paul.)
Paul: It was fine.
Paul: Nope.
Paul: Normal.
Paul: Okay.
Paul: When I was six years old.
Paul: Oh, I couldnt eat now.
Paul: Chicken? (Pointing to himself.) Chicken boy!
Paul: You two were married?!
Paul: You have a son?
Paul: How to make the next one even shorter?
Paul: Then we agree?
Paul: Yes it does.
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Paul: So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?
[Scene: Pauls Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.]
Paul: Ross!
Paul: Youre next!!
Paul: Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.
Paul: Hi Phoebe.
Phoebe: Hi Paul!
Paul: (To Rachel) How are you?
Paul: Good to see you too!
Paul: Ross!
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
Paul: Okay.
Paul: It was horrible. They called me chicken boy.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]
Paul: Rachel?
Paul: Would you .Would you hug me?
Paul: Hey Chandler?
Rachel: I came with Paul!
Paul: Five more seconds.
Paul: That was so good. (Starts crying again.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]