words in movies
[Scene: Their Building, Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny. Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair. Picture Paul Bunyan.]
Paul: (entering) Here you go honey! (Rachel kicks Ross back under the couch.)
Paul: Wow. What can I say? (Pause, pointing at Ross) This doesnt make me like you any better!
Rachel: All right Paul, Im not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!
Paul: I wanted a big wheel. And instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken that you hop around on. It was embarrassing; kids made fun of me. That was a pretty tough year.
Paul: Okay. Ill give you one chance to change my mind. (Ross laughs in relief) You got one minute. (Ross suddenly gets worried.)
Paul: Hey! I have so much more to tell ya, Ive written it all down!
Paul: Well yeah, it usually, it takes two people to (He taps his index fingers together.)
Paul: Yeah. But then I changed my mind. Im funny like that. So I told Lizzie, now Im telling you, I dont want you seeing my daughter anymore.
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
Paul: So Ross, what your problem?
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Ross: It-its great to meet you Paul.
Paul: And in fifth grade I got into a fight. Well, it wasnt really a fight. Richard Darinvel bit me on the nose and, and I feel down. I still have a little scare right here (points to it) you can see it.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
Paul: Okay.
Paul: Im Irish.
Paul: No.
Paul: She passed away.
Paul: Im already here.
Paul: Well, we were very young when we had her.
Paul: I get that a lot.
Paul: Thanks for your help. (Starts to leave.)
Paul: Just call me Paul.
Rachel: (chasing after him) Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?
Paul: Yes I did.
Paul: Hi Ross.
Paul: Are you yelling at me?!
Paul: You two were married?!
Paul: You have a son?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there alone as Paul enters.]
Paul: Yes it does.
Paul: How to make the next one even shorter?
Paul: Then we agree?
Paul: Okay.
Rachel: I came with Paul!
Paul: What do you need from the car?
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Paul: Why are you yelling?
Paul: So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?
[Scene: Pauls Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.]
Paul: Ross!
Paul: Youre next!!
Paul: No, let me explain! Fired!!
Paul: Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.
Paul: Hi Phoebe.
Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
Phoebe: Hi Paul!
Paul: (To Ross) Hey!
Paul: (To Rachel) How are you?
Paul: (whispering) Come on.
Paul: Good to see you too!
Rachel: Okay. (Gets up and starts to leave with Paul.)
Paul: Ross!
Paul: It was horrible. They called me chicken boy.
Paul: It was fine.
Paul: Nope.
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
Paul: Normal.
Paul: Okay.
Paul: When I was six years old.
Paul: Oh, I couldnt eat now.
Paul: Chicken? (Pointing to himself.) Chicken boy!
Paul: Would you .Would you hug me?
Paul: Five more seconds.
Paul: That was so good. (Starts crying again.)
Paul: I would really like that. (They kiss.)
Paul: Oh, here they are right here. (Picks them up from underneath the corner of the couch.)
Paul: Okay.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]
Paul: Rachel?
Paul: Hey Chandler?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Ross: Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings (Paul enters) in his ear.
Paul: I dont like you going out with my daughter Ross.
Ross: Okay, please-please Paul, just let me explain
[Scene: Rachels Bedroom, Paul and Rachel are recovering.]
Paul: I usually prefer Elizabeths boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
Paul: Fine! Two minutes. Go.
Paul: (entering) Hi honey.
Paul: Thats exactly what my dad used to say! (Starts to breakdown again.)
Paul: Nope! That never happened to me!
Paul: I wanted to be one with the waves, yknow?
Paul: I know. I like it up here.
Paul: Whats the matter honey? Did you see a little mouse?
Monica: (sees someone) Paul!
Ross: Well if it doesnt matter to her, it doesnt matter to me! (to Paul) Still not yelling!
Paul: Really?! (She nods in the affirmative.)
Rachel: Yeah thats great Paul, but yknow I wanna know what(Puts her hands on his shoulders)Wow, those are really great! I just wanna know what, what is behind this-this strong, silent exterior. Yknow they say that still waters run deep and I wanna swim in yours.
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Paul: Im just me, my wife died shortly after Lizzie was born.
Paul: I had a sister.
Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
Paul: Ill call you later. Bye Ross. (Leaves)
[Time Lapse, Paul is now weeping uncontrollably in Rachels arms.]
Paul: (panicked) What?
Paul: I beg your pardon?
Paul: Yeah Ross its okay, its me, Mr. Stevens.
Paul: What?! I cant believe youre trying to stifle me! When just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me!
Paul: (jumping up) Elizabeth! Oh look, Elizabeths here! Who are you talking to?