words in movies
Monica: (entering, happily) All right everybody! Everybody guess what? I just convinced Paul to give us a test next week!
Paul: Good. Good. Not that we dont want you to stay, obviously youre welcomeHow much more homework do you have?
(Ross turns his back on Paul and makes a I hate that guy face. Paul does the same thing.)
Paul: Honey, we dont have any bears here.
Frannie: Paul the Wine Guy? Oh yeah, I know Paul.
(Phoebe turns to Rachel and mimes remove a lid of a jar. Ross enters and Paul motions for Rachel to leave with him now.)
Paul: Dont worry about it, I just didnt realize you were married. (Rachel returns and hears that.)
Paul: Yeah?
Paul: (over the intercom) It's, uh, it's Paul.
Joey: Who's Paul?
Ross: Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?
(There's a knock on the door and it's Paul.)
Monica: Change! Okay, sit down. (Shows Paul in) Two seconds.
Joey: Hey, Paul!
Monica: You know Paul?
Paul: Ooh, steer clear of you.
Paul: Two years.
Paul: So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?
Paul: Thank you! Thank you so much!
Paul: (entering from Monica's room) Morning.
(Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can't hear. The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that they can.)
Paul: Yeah. (They kiss) Thank you. (Exits)
Paul: Isn't there?
Paul: It's okay...
Joey: Morning, Paul.
Rachel: Hello, Paul.
Rachel: No Paul, I dont know anything about you! Yknow, like-like your childhood! Tell me about your childhood!
(Ross frantically starts to open the window as Paul enters and traps him halfway out the window.)
Paul: No, I'm telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness.
Chandler: Hi, Paul, is it?
All: Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!
Ross: And I too am just a love machine. (Hums a little bit and mimics Pauls flexing.)
[Scene: Pauls Cabin, continued from earlier.]
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. (Rachel laughs then starts looking at him.) Are you okay?
Paul: (laughs then checking his watch) 1 minute 50 seconds.
Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...
Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?
Paul: Okay look, Ross, just so you know that since Lizzie likes you so much, Ive decided to accept the fact that youre going out with her.
Paul: A surfer.
Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.
Paul: Good. Bye! (Starts to leave.)
Rachel: Oh, wait yes, but I cant eat too much. Paul is taking me out to dinner tonight, he said he has a big surprise planned.
Paul: A part of him did yes.
Joey: Yes, its in my In in my pocket. (Paul hasnt dropped him yet.) (Chandler starts to reach for his front pocket.) My back pocket! My back pocket!
Paul: No, unfortunately Lizzies mom passed away shortly after she was born. I raised her by myself.
Paul: Ross. You and I are going to have to have a little talk.
Paul: Ill call the university and tell them about your relationship and have you fired.
Rachel: Thats-thats great! See? I already feel like I know you a little better! Thank you. Okay, come on. Now we can go eat. Lets go. (Gets up to leave, but Paul doesnt move.)
PHOEBE: Paul.
Chandler: No. How are ya Paul? (Starts to look for his credit card.)
Paul: (whispering) Okay. (Starts for the car.)
Paul: Cant complain.
Paul: Ill be right back. (He goes to get the ice.)
Paul: Neither of us like Ross!
Paul: Oh Rachel, Im so sorry. I didnt mean to overwhelm you. Its just that, when those gates open, you (Starts to breakdown.) Hard to close em. But they are closed now. Believe me.
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?
Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!
Paul: Well, this is fun. So Ross, did you kill any of these wives?
Paul: So Ross was in college and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her high school prom.
Rachel: All right Paul, Im not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!
Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.
(Rachel and Elizabeth go upstairs. Paul starts for the car, but notices his luggage is still out and decides to take in into the bedroom.)
Paul: (entering) Here you go honey! (Rachel kicks Ross back under the couch.)
Paul: Wow. What can I say? (Pause, pointing at Ross) This doesnt make me like you any better!
Paul: Well yeah, it usually, it takes two people to (He taps his index fingers together.)
Paul: Okay. Ill give you one chance to change my mind. (Ross laughs in relief) You got one minute. (Ross suddenly gets worried.)
Paul: I wanted a big wheel. And instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken that you hop around on. It was embarrassing; kids made fun of me. That was a pretty tough year.
Paul: Yeah. But then I changed my mind. Im funny like that. So I told Lizzie, now Im telling you, I dont want you seeing my daughter anymore.
Paul: Hey! I have so much more to tell ya, Ive written it all down!
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
Paul: And in fifth grade I got into a fight. Well, it wasnt really a fight. Richard Darinvel bit me on the nose and, and I feel down. I still have a little scare right here (points to it) you can see it.
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Paul: Okay.
Paul: So Ross, what your problem?
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
Ross: It-its great to meet you Paul.
Paul: Im Irish.
Paul: No.
Paul: I get that a lot.
Paul: She passed away.
Paul: Im already here.
Paul: You two were married?!
Paul: Thanks for your help. (Starts to leave.)
Paul: Just call me Paul.
Rachel: (chasing after him) Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?
Paul: Yes I did.
Paul: Hi Ross.
Paul: Well, we were very young when we had her.
Paul: You have a son?
Paul: Are you yelling at me?!
Paul: How to make the next one even shorter?
Paul: Then we agree?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there alone as Paul enters.]
Paul: Yes it does.
Paul: Why are you yelling?
Paul: Okay.
Rachel: I came with Paul!
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Paul: What do you need from the car?
Paul: No, let me explain! Fired!!