words in movies
Monica: (to a customer) Pete, can I get you something else?
Pete: Yeah, a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if youre given em out.
Pete: Hmm, come on, you just said to her that you .
Pete: Well, if that were true, Id dating my Aunt Ruth. And the two times we went out were just plain awkward. (to Rachel) Come on, you think she should go out with me, dont you?
Pete: Ho-ho, I will.
Rachel: Hey Mon, lets give Pete a chance Come on, he was funny, he seems really nice, and that check thing was adorable.
Chandler: (reading the check) Pete Becker. Pete (quickly grabs a magazine and opens it up to show her a picture) (pointing to the picture) Is this him?
Monica: Oh my God! Thats Pete! But why is Bill huggin Pete?
[Scene: Petes office, he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote.]
Pete: Okay, thats great, but can we make it smaller? Can we make it fit on the head of a pin? I love when we make things fit on the head of a pin.
Pete: Uh, absolutely, yeah, sEnd her in. (Monica enters) Hi.
Pete: Hang on a second. (to the employees) Ill-Ill talk to you in the morning. (turns two of the three off) Im sorry what?
Pete: Well, yknow, I never know how much to tip.
Pete: (turns off the TV) Youre taking this all wrong. Because, if I didnt leave you that tip, you wouldnt of come down here, we wouldnt be having this argument, and there wouldnt be this ah, heat between us.
Pete: Come on, you gotta admit that our relationship is ah, is hitting a new level now. Cause you used to be like the chef, and I was the customer, and now were like this-this couple that fights.
Pete: Look, forget the check, okay. (rips up the check) I like you. I think youre great. Come on, what do you say?
Pete: Why not?
Pete: One meal! Thats all Im asking for. Please? We go out, we eat, and if you dont have a good time, I give you ten grand, we call it even.
Monica: (opening the door) (to Pete) Hey!
Pete: Hi.
Pete: Hey, you like pizza?
Pete: I know a great little place.
Pete: Youre, hey, youre not paying for the pizza!
Pete: Ahh, Id throw another thousand on that.
Pete: Thats about 60 cents.
Referee: Here we go gentlemen, here we go! (to Tank Abbott) Are you ready? (He nods, and takes out his teeth) (to Pete) Are you ready? (Pete nods, Yes.) Lets get it on!!
Hoshi: All right, on the table. (Pete gets on the table for his rubdown)
Pete: Okay, my trainer, Ho Chi, is teaching me a combination of Gee Koon Doe and Brazilian street fighting, Ive even had my own octagon training ring designed.
Pete: Well Im not gonna stop until Im the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
Pete: And I feel like Ive conquered the business world, and I feel like Ive conquered the intellectual world, and now I-I have the most beautiful woman in the world.
Monica: Im checking out the restaurant with Pete.
Pete: Well if youre asking me to quit, then youre asking me to be someone Im not. Ive got to do this.
Pete: Oh, it's good news. No, it's definitely good news. Hold on a second, I have another call. (clicks his remote) (to his other call) Hey, how's it going?
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant.]
[cut to Monica, Pete, and Cailin]
[Scene: Petes apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.]
Pete: Look, Im gonna get better. Okay? I promise you.
Pete: Oh, youre welcome. (He takes a deep breath)
Pete: Oh, one other thing. Hoshi thinks that you being ringside may have affected my concentration.
Rachel: Pete the Weeper? Remember that guy who used to cry every time we had sex. (imitating) "Was it good for you?"
Pete: Mon-Monica?
Pete: Now, nooo! Im just excited about the restaurant, thats all.
Pete: Well ah, the short version is, I ah pursued her for a couple of months, then I gave her a check for 20,000 dollars, and she was mine.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching Pete fight on TV. Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching.]
Rachel: Ok, ok, Roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to Pete Carney.
Ross: Well, this is ironic. Of your last two boyfriends, Richard didnt want to have kids, and from the looks of it, now Pete cant.
Chandler: Yes, but this is Pete. Okay? Hes not like other people, on your first date he took you to Rome. For most guys thats like a third or fourth date kinda thing.
Pete: Lights. (The lights turn on, once again theyre too bright.) Uh, romantic lights. (The lights dim.)
Pete: Well ah, Ive been doing a lot of thinking, and I look at my life
Monica: I need two. Im bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!
Pete: Well don't forget that fiches over there by Rachel.
Pete: No! Look, I was gonna tell you this over dinner, but I met somebody else. On my trip.
Pete: Could you leave a note? Cause Im on a lot of pain killers now, and I dont know if Ill remember this tomorrow. (She leaves.)
Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know its a little sudden, and its a little rushed, and its totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesnt mean I cant. Right? I mean Im-Im crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.
Monica: Ahh, Pete, the other day when you said you needed to talk, umm, just so I know, is it good news or bad news.
Pete: Oh, yeah. Wasnt that like a year ago?
Monica: I mean this has been like my dream since I got my first Easy Bake Oven and opened Easy Monicas Bakery. I mean I would kill for this job. I mean I can totally do this job, and God knows I paid my dues. (She removes her fake breasts) But Petes just doing this because he has a crush on me.
Pete: Yeah, it was.
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete.]
Pete: Where are we?
Pete: (to Monica) One second.
Pete: (to Monica) Hey, can I ask you something?
Pete: Oh, yeah. I know that.
Pete: Yeah, sure, thatd be great.
Pete: Wow! Skates!
Pete: Hi!
Phoebe: (to Pete) Wow! Thats exciting, you went to Japan, made up a woman.
Pete: Wait, wait, wait, wait, thats-thats what youre worried about? If thats the problem, weve got no problem.
Monica: So what did you do today Pete?
Pete: All right.
Pete: I guess you can.
Pete: Yeah, sure. Good luck!
Pete: Why would you say that?
Pete: What?
Pete: Youre good. Youre good!
Pete: I got to go, so ah, Ill see you guys later.
Pete: What?
Monica: Pete.
Pete: Nooo. Uh-huh, no way. What? No.
Pete: What?
Pete: Just tell me the truth.
[Scene: A locker room, Pete is in a full upper-body cast. Monica enters, sees him, and gasps. Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain.]
Pete: Monica? (the gang ducks and hides)
Pete: Hey Monica, how's it going.
Pete: Theres one thing missing.
The Guys: Pete?!
Pete: Okay, I love you.
Pete: So you like it?
Pete: Thanks a lot.
Pete: So ah, there was this thing I wanted to talk to you about.
Pete: What like Pete Dakota?
Phoebe: All right, so, so you went to Petes...
Pete: Yeah.
Pete: I promise.
Monica: I love you, Pete!!!
Pete: Uh-oh.
Pete: What, look back?
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
Ross: Hey! How long until Petes fight?
Pete: I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion! Its the most intense physical competition in the world, its banned in 49 states!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is returning from Petes.]
[Scene: The Arena, after the fight. Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete.]
Pete: Listen, can you promise me that you wont tell her though?
Pete: (to Monica, by the door) So ah, we on for tomorrow?
Joey: Check it out, hes winning! (to Monica) Petes winning!
All: (standing up) Hey Pete.
Pete: Monica! (runs over and kisses her) Hi honey.
Pete: Yeah. Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want you close enough to smell the blood. What do you think?
Pete: Look, the only who stands to get hurt is me. And Im okay with that.
[Scene: The Ultimate Fighting Championship, Ross and Monica are there watching Pete.]
Rachel: Howd it go with Pete?!
[Scene: Petes Restaurants Kitchen, Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen.]
Pete: Well let me ask you a question. Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?
Pete: Monica, I want to become (pause) the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
Monica: Which one was Pete Carney?
[Scene: The hallway between the two apartments, Pete and Monica are returning from their date.]
Monica: Okay, does it involve something to do with Petes computer company?
Pete: Okay, I love you. Is that so bad?
Monica: (going up to the ring) Pete! Pete!! That guys pretty huge!
Pete: Y'know I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right forearm, and a severely bruised Adams Apple, but that really hurt.
Monica: What is it?! What about Pete?
Pete: Ah, which ever is closest.
Pete: ...so y'know, thats why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. Y'know, so you could be like-like, Wash my car. Clean my room. Its not gonna be able to do any of those things, but itll understand what youre saying.
Pete: Its okay, its not as bad as it looks, its a precaution. Ah, Im not supposed to move my spine.
Pete: Well... (he holds up a gift he brought her)