words in movies
Phoebe: Hey.
Phoebe: What were you modeling for?
Phoebe: You know, the asthma guy was really cute.
Monica: Phoebe, you're gonna be with your grandma?
Phoebe: Yes, and her boyfriend. But we're celebrating Thanksgiving in December 'cause he is lunar.
Phoebe: Yeah. Oh, can I come?
Phoebe: Ooh, ooh! Why don't we invite her?
Phoebe: Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything. I can show you. Look, this will seem a little weird, but you put your head inside this turkey, and then we'll all talk, and you'll hear everything we say.
Phoebe: No, we were just laughing. You know, how laughter can be infectious.
(Phoebe takes a slice of pumpkin pie and waves it in front of Chandler's face.)
Phoebe: Look out, incoming pumpkin pie!
Phoebe: (stirring pot) Ok, all done.
Monica: What, Phoebe, did you whip the potatoes? Ross needs lumps!
Phoebe: Oh, I'm sorry, oh, I just, I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions.
Phoebe: Well, 'cause then they'd be like my mom used to make them, you know, before she died.
Phoebe: Almost never.
Phoebe: Yeah, but did they have to shoot him down? I mean, that was just mean.
Phoebe: Ooh, ok, that's it. Enough with the keys. No one say keys.
Monica: Why? Because everything is my responsibility? Isn't it enough that I'm making Thanksgiving dinner for everyone? You know, everyone wants a different kind of potatoes, so I'm making different kinds of potatoes. Does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want? Nooooo, no, no! (starting to cry) Just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions, and Mario gets his tots, and it's my first Thanksgiving, and it's all burned, and, and I... I...
[Time lapse. Everyone is upset with each other. Phoebe is at the window.]
Phoebe: Ooh.
Phoebe: Ugly Naked Guy's taking his turkey out of the oven. Oh my god. He's not alone. Ugly Naked Guy's having Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal.
Phoebe: It's nice that he has someone.
Phoebe: Ooh, you guys have to make a wish.
Phoebe: Come on, you know, Thanksgiving. Ooh, you got the bigger half. What'd you wish for?
Phoebe: No. Its all right; its probably false labour. They said that, that can happen near the end, just somebody get the book.
Ross: What?! While shes been going through this hell, youve been making money?! Youre betting on your friend staying in this misery?! (Phoebe lowers her head and shakes it yes.)
Phoebe: She cant hear you.
Phoebe: For how long?
Phoebe: How about you less important people, lets open your presents!
Phoebe: Okay, this is from your friend at work.
Phoebe: I cant. I cant believe I have plans, I cant. Can you do it tomorrow night though?
Phoebe: No, no, I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime, and their, their corpses grotesquely dressed in like tinsel and twinkly lights. (to Joey) Hey, how do you sleep at night?
Phoebe: Not if you were here.
(Phoebe goes over to speak to Janice. She talks to her for a few seconds, and then Janice immediately smiles, hugs her, waves to Chandler, and leaves.)
Phoebe: No, not a thing.
Phoebe: Hey! Why are you all red and sweaty?
Monica: Uh, Chandler did! What does he want you to give up? Phoebe: A bunch of stuff. And the worst one... he wants me to get rid of Gladys.
Monica: (laughs) Youre still so funny. Youre so funny. (To Phoebe) What do I do?
Phoebe: Uh-huh!
Phoebe: You got it!
Phoebe: (To Monica) Wrap it up, wrap it up, wrap it up
Phoebe: Really? Lee Majors is hot!
Phoebe: You should be!
Phoebe: You were fantastic! Im so proud of you!
Rachel: Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy. This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon.
Phoebe: Its just y'know, been a couple of hours, and she hasnt called. Not that I even care, y'know.
Phoebe: Listen Ross, we ran out of gas, and we dont know where we are, so we cant get a tow truck.
Ross: No, Monicas restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. (They all gasp.) I didnt want her to see it, so I ran around the neighborhood and bought all the copies I could find. (He hands the paper to Phoebe and they all read it.)
[Scene: The Hallway, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note.]
Phoebe: Oh, just think... she's gonna be watching that video on a TV that hasn't even been invented yet! With friends who right now are just like babies! And they'll be living in a floating city that the humans built to escape the ant people!
PHOEBE: Oh, check it out, oh check it out. It's Smelly Cat the video.
Phoebe: Oh, oh, but y'know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys, you could be one of those guys.
Phoebe: No, you cant let this stop you from getting massages! No look, I have, I have lots of clients that make the same noises you do!
Rachel: (to everybody) All right, let’s get this party started, huh? Joey and Phoebe are gonna perform a little something for us.
Ross: Hey, remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday?
Phoebe: Marcia and Chester.
Tim: Awww, Ill miss you too Pheebs. (Starts to leave) And I will be holding you, right here. (Holds his hands over his heart, blows a kiss to Phoebe who catches it, and then leaves and Phoebe throws the kiss back.)
Phoebe: What?!
Phoebe: Oh, its the compulsively neat one by the window, okay.
Phoebe: Well did she know you two werent married?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Rachel enters.]
Phoebe: Is that a real place? (Rachels stunned) Are they hiring?
Phoebe: Sounds like youre a little jealous.
Phoebe: Hey Chandler, why so fancy?
Phoebe: Well, the interview
Phoebe: Wait, I think I know someone who does that.
Phoebe: Oh you dont know.
Phoebe: What?! He was with her when he wrote this poem. Look, (reading) 'My vessel so empty with nothing inside. Now that I've touched you, you seem emptier still.' He thinks Monica is empty, she is the empty vase!
Phoebe: He said you poked at him with wooden spoons.
Phoebe: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, it's my wedding planner. She's driving me crazy! (she answers) Hello... Hey, ok, stop screaming! Ok? So, halibut. All right, so salmon, either way. I don't-I don't... it doesn't matter to me!
Chandler: Phoebe!
Phoebe: Great! Umm (Monica closes the door again and Phoebe knocks again.)
Phoebe: I cant help you.
Phoebe: Oh, Gunther, can I get a scone?
Phoebe: We could have breakfast in bed
Phoebe: Okay, dont worry. Youre ready.
Phoebe: You gotta go!
Phoebe: Because Im going to kill him
Amy with confused look on face: Yeah I.. I think so. <sticks her hand out to shake hands with Phoebe and says to her> It's nice to meet you Emma.
Rachel: Ohh! (walking away from the window) Phoebe, this is all your fault! Now he loves her, hes gonna marry her, and this is all your fault.
Monica: Is this the video of the baby being born? Sweetie, this is Phoebes. Why were you even watching it?
Phoebe: Okay thats even sadder. Look, I know, I know what I got myself into, its just that now that theyre in me its like, its like I know them yknow, I mean-I mean, its just not gonna be easy when these little babies have to go away.
Phoebe: Umm, no thank you. (She gets up and moves to the couch. They were at a table previously.)
[Scene: In front of Macys, Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell.]
Phoebe: I started that!
Monica: Uh Tim? This is Phoebe. Phoebe this is Tim, my new sous chef.
[Scene: The breakfast buffet, Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters.]
Phoebe shakes her hand and says: Phoe-Be.
Rachel: Okay, Ross, Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay, we tell each other everything. You know, I mean, come on, guys do the same thing, I mean, what about all that locker room stuff.
Monica: Joey, what are you doing? You promised Phoebe you wouldnt eat meat until she has the babies!
Phoebe: Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress.
Phoebe: Youre on!
Chandler: (entering) Hey Phoebe! (To Rachel) Fatty!
Phoebe: One hundred thousand dollars!
Rachel: Phoebe! You picked Joey and Ross?! You can not have two backups!
Phoebe: Fine! Youre on!
Phoebe: Oh hey Mon? Rach is here! Ohh, youre still pregnant. Oh, Im sorry. I know how uncomfortable you are. Yknow what? You look great. Yeah, like fifty bucks.
Phoebe: Its interesting that you lost. Now, I forget, do you like to lose?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters.]
Phoebe: No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!
(Rachel turns her head to Ross and Phoebe and mouths, "No way.")
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monicas soul mate.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms. Pac-Man.]
Phoebe: Well, lots of people! Look, are you coming to memorial service or not?
Phoebe: Thank you!
Phoebe: We know its a girl! (Exits.)
Phoebe: Okay.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are entering. As Phoebe is sitting down, she recognizes someone sitting at the counter.]
Phoebe looks down: You are a terrific actor.
Phoebe: Is Rachel having the baby?
Phoebe: Oh you made it!
Phoebe: Sure! What?
Phoebe: I am one of Bens mothers. Im a lesbian. It was, it was difficult coming out to my parents.
Phoebe: Oh, this is fun.
Phoebe: Now you will not believe this. But, I was in the copy room, making copies, and Ralph Lauren came in.
ROSS: Hey, anyone hear from Phoebe yet?
Phoebe: Yeah. (Pause) Why arent you with Rachel?
Phoebe: (entering with some guy) Hey. Ooh Ross! Howd the conversation go?
Phoebe: All right.
Phoebe: Hi.
Phoebe: I know!
Phoebe: Right. And with who again? (Ross exits.)
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh, wow that jacket looks great on you!