words in movies
Joey: Hey! Let me ask you guys something. I have a new headshot taken tomorrow right and the photographer said she thinks Ishould have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?
Phoebe: Hey, why dont you guys go, get portraits done by a professional photographer.
Chandler: Two. This photographer, who seemed really dull. And this actor guy, who Im not sure about, because when he called and I answered the phone Chandler Bing, he said Whoa-whoa, short message.
Monica: I know. Lets try a look of far off wonderment. Okay, well-well gaze into our future and well think about our marriage and the days to come. (Chandler is still not getting it.) Chandler! What is the matter with your face?! I mean this picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron!" (The photographer laughs.) Hey! Dont laugh at him! Hes my drowning moron!
Photographer: Why dont we have Monica step away and well get Chandler and the bridemaids.
(Flash, the photographer takes a picture of Monica and Chandlers stunned faces.)
Monica: Ooh! But the band and the photographer are coming all the way in from New Jersey!
Megan: So uh, whos your photographer?
The Photographer: Im sorry, is the seat uncomfortable?
The Photographer: (taking pictures) Great! Thats great Monica! Great! Now, Chandler, you want to give us a smile?
Photographer: Smile ladies.
Photographer: Now why dont we get a shot of just Monica and the bloody soldier.
[Scene: The Wedding Hall, Monica and Chandler have just said "I do," and the photographer is taking the required pictures. First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey.]
Photographer: Great. (Takes a picture.) Great! Just give me a sec to change film.
Photographer: Well then why dont we see the bride and the groom and the bridemaids.