words in movies
Monica: That's my pie!
ROSS: I'm sorry, my pie was, was in your hood. Now I just have to get the coffee out of that guy's pants and I'll be back in the hospital by 7. [swats at an imaginary insect by his head, guy leaves promptly]
[Time lapse, dinner has finished and Chandler is sitting on the couch eating some pie. Monica sits down beside him, and he gets pushed up a little by the wave she makes in the couch.]
(Joey notices Monica has gotten a pie.)
ROSS: I don't know. What's in this pie?
Ross: Oh, yeah, last week you had a wonderful, nutty, chocolatey kind of a cakey pie thing. (Rachel gives him a dirty look) Nothing, just, just, I'm fine.
(Phoebe takes a slice of pumpkin pie and waves it in front of Chandler's face.)
Monica: Well you let me know if you can, because yknow I can bake a pie to cover it.
ROSS: Kiwi? Kiwi? I thought it was a key lime pie.
Sergei: (singing) Touchet, touchet, Miss Americccan pie. (stops to correct Phoebe) Ameri-ccan.
JOEY: Yes! There's still pie.
RACHEL: Pie in the hood, pie in the hood. Go.
Phoebe: Look out, incoming pumpkin pie!
CAROLINE: And who is this little cutie pie?
[the guy with the pie in his hood get up to leave]
Rachel: The beef? Yeah, that was weird to me, too. But then, yknow, I thought well, theres mincemeat pie, I mean thats an English dessert, these people just put very strange things in their food, yknow. [To Joey] Oh! by the way, can I borrow some Rum from your place?
Phoebe: I can smell it a little, bake the pie.
Monica: I know. (pause) I need more pie. (goes and gets some)
Joey: Whoaheywh-wh-what do you got there? What is that? Pie?
[Scene: Central Perk, Sergei is teaching Phoebe how to sing American Pie, by Don Maclean.]
Joey: Actually its not pies, its just pie.
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Chandler, and Ross are seated. Rachel is walking over with coffee and a piece of pie.]
Monica: A pie! (Will brought a pie.)
Chandler: Pie eating contest?
Ross: Okay, okay, well just get everyone to act like they like it. That-that way noone makes fun of her and we still get to go to Sweet Potatoe Pie! (Referring to the dancers.)
Ross: Oh My God, she-she made half a English Trifle, and half a...Sheperds Pie!
Joey: But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving! I mean, Thanksgiving with no turkey is like-like Fourth of July with no apple pie! Or Friday with no two pizzas!
[Ross goes over behind the guy and grabs the pie out of his hood as he leaves]
Joey: Wow, what a cool job. (in a machine voice) 'You have two new messages.' 'Please, pass the pie.'
RACHEL: Oh God. Ross, OK, if you care about me at all, you will get the pie out of the man's hood.
Chandler: We just finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner. I have--and I remember this part vividly--a mouthful of pumpkin pie, and this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they're getting divorced.
[Someone bumps into Rachel and she drops the pie in a guy's hood that's seated at the table. She improvises by using the plate as a saucer for the coffee.]
RACHEL: OK, here we go. Honey, I'm sorry, they were all out of apple pie, someone just got the last piece.
MNCA: Ok, this is pumpkin pie with mockolate cookie crumb crust. This is mockolate cranberry cake, and these are mockolate chip cookies. Just like the Indians served.