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[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is entering with a peace offering of a Joey Special, two pizzas.]
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
Joey: Two pizzas?!
(Ross and Chandler enter with the pizzas.)
Phoebe: (looking through the pizzas) Okay pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni, okay Ross, I know she's pretty and you love her, but is she stupid?! She forgot my vegetarian!
Joey: But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving! I mean, Thanksgiving with no turkey is like-like Fourth of July with no apple pie! Or Friday with no two pizzas!
Chandler: Here you go. (Hands her the money.) Now stop bringing us pizzas you.
JOEY: Really. Why can't we just get some pizzas and get some beers and have fun?
Ross: Okay, (gets the money) so, do you make the pizzas in one of those uh, wood-burning ovens?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is entering carrying two pizzas.]
Rachel: Well y'know, we have 7 people and like 10 pizzas, what do you think?
Joey: Here it is! Our last pizzas together as roommates.