words in movies
Joey: Uhh, thats not them. Im gonna go call the police.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, like there are police for that!
Ross: oh, too late, too late! It's sent... oops sorry and so is the picture of you and the police man...
(Goes to the bathroom and Chandler turns on the TV and finds a high-speed police chase.)
Chandler: Well, what did the police say?
Trudie Styler: (stands up) Look, Ive just pressed a button, triggering a silent alarm. Any minute now, the police will be here!
Phoebe: Okay, dime! (Donates that.) You guys should probably keep talking; this could take a while. (Finds something else.) Oh no, wait! Look it! Whoa! (Looks at it.) Oh my God, this is a police badge!
Phoebe: Well, I would love to but the bike got stolen and the police have no suspects. (Ross just happens to have his hand on a sheet that is covering something that suspiciously looks like a bike.)
Tag: I'm okay. I gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots.
Chandler: Okay, but impersonating a police officer is a serious thing. You could get arrested.
Rachel: (pretends to be shocked) Uh! The police!
Joey: Hey! Tag's still talking to the police.
Phoebe: Yeah, I should probably take it back. Ooh, but you know what? While I'm at the police station, I could check their Ten Most Wanted lists because my friend Fritzy has been like number 11 forever, so this could be her year! (She crosses her fingers in hope.)
Phoebe: The Police? Here? A reunion?! (She gets out her camera.)
Ross: Oh, you have to call the police! Thats what I did to the kids in my building!
Joey: I did that too! They wouldnt give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again theyd call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them Im missing a ring!"
Man: It's the police!
(Ross starts to play. He plays a key that has a back beat sound attached to it. Over the background music he plays the sound of a barking dog, a mooing cow, a laser beam, someone coughing, a jackhammer, a doorbell, a police siren, a ray gun, breaking dishes, and for a closer he plays the sound of a loud crash. Basically, the music sucks.)