words in movies
Joey: Hey! Tag's still talking to the police.
Tag: I'm okay. I gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, like there are police for that!
Phoebe: Well, I would love to but the bike got stolen and the police have no suspects. (Ross just happens to have his hand on a sheet that is covering something that suspiciously looks like a bike.)
Phoebe: Okay, dime! (Donates that.) You guys should probably keep talking; this could take a while. (Finds something else.) Oh no, wait! Look it! Whoa! (Looks at it.) Oh my God, this is a police badge!
Trudie Styler: (stands up) Look, Ive just pressed a button, triggering a silent alarm. Any minute now, the police will be here!
(Goes to the bathroom and Chandler turns on the TV and finds a high-speed police chase.)
Chandler: Well, what did the police say?
Phoebe: Yeah, I should probably take it back. Ooh, but you know what? While I'm at the police station, I could check their Ten Most Wanted lists because my friend Fritzy has been like number 11 forever, so this could be her year! (She crosses her fingers in hope.)
Ross: oh, too late, too late! It's sent... oops sorry and so is the picture of you and the police man...
Chandler: Okay, but impersonating a police officer is a serious thing. You could get arrested.
Ross: Oh, you have to call the police! Thats what I did to the kids in my building!
Phoebe: The Police? Here? A reunion?! (She gets out her camera.)
Rachel: (pretends to be shocked) Uh! The police!
Joey: I did that too! They wouldnt give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again theyd call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them Im missing a ring!"
Man: It's the police!
Joey: Uhh, thats not them. Im gonna go call the police.
(Ross starts to play. He plays a key that has a back beat sound attached to it. Over the background music he plays the sound of a barking dog, a mooing cow, a laser beam, someone coughing, a jackhammer, a doorbell, a police siren, a ray gun, breaking dishes, and for a closer he plays the sound of a loud crash. Basically, the music sucks.)