words in movies
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
Chandler: (singing) Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Rachel: Thank God youre pretty. (Exits.)
Joey: Yeah, I thought I was pretty good too.
(They start trying to trade babies while holding one each. They have no idea how to do it, so they just shift the babies around in their arms. They give up pretty quickly.)
Rachel: Already? Thats pretty bad what you did.
Ross: No! I made it seem like I was just calling to chat. Pretty sure, they both think Im interested in them.
Chandler: Oh, come on! Its not like this is an everyday occurrence for me! I mean usually Im pretty much just in there by myself.
Chandler: Hey, I can be pretty charming, babe, I won YOU over, didnt I?
Chandler: Yep, pretty much.
Rachel: Well, it was a little extravagant, but I a pretty good deal.
Gary: Not as impressive as you. I gotta tell you, I looked at your record and you've done some pretty weird stuff.
Joey: Fine! Take their advice. No one ever listens to me. When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.
Ross: Okay, good stuff. Umm, well shes-shes sweet and pretty and
Chandler: Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are.]
Chandler: Okay. But if you dont come back soon, (She leaves and closes the door) theres pretty much nothing I can do about it!
Ross: Ohh, these are pretty good.
Chandler: (Picking up a pillow.) Yeah, is this your pretty pink pillow on the couch?
Ross: Thats, thats pretty. (They start to dance and Gert tries to step on Rosss feet, but he pulls them out of harms way.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing there Gert?
Monica: Its pretty clear.
Erica: Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty sure I wanted you, but I just thought we should meet face to face. (to the agency guy). I've made my decision. I choose them.
Joey: Hey, youre ah, pretty good at this.
FRIEND: She's probably not even very pretty, just young enough so that everything is still pointing up. [Monica folds her arms over her breasts]
Joey: Pretty good.
Chandler: Wow thats actually pretty cool.
Monica: Maybe I do! Im pretty feisty! (She blows the signal.)
Kate: No, thats not it. So, youre a soap actor? Well this must be pretty exciting for you to be in a real play, hmm?
Ross: Its still looks pretty far!
Phoebe: Okay, I wanna be sexy again so I'm trying to catch a cold. It should be easy, supposedly they're pretty common.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's room, they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar. Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack.]
Chandler: (To Monica) Shes not as pretty as she was when she was 29.
Julie: I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.
Chandler: That was pretty 007.
Ross: Pretty please? Not very uh, 007.
Joey: Well, you seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you?
Phoebe: Okay, it just seems pretty wild and youre soyknow so vanilla.
Rachel: Its a pretty cool tux.
RACHEL: Whoa, look at you, you did pretty well.
Fireman #1: Yeah, most of the damage is pretty mostly contained in the bedrooms.
Alice: Weve been trying to get pregnant, uh pretty much ever since we got engaged, we thought wed get a jump on things, yknow no ones getting any younger.
Phoebe: And I have your name and the fact that youre a drifter, so the balls pretty much in your court.
Joey: Yeah, it seemed pretty important.
Phoebe: We, you know, we’re different! We don’t care about having a huge party. (She picks up the veil) This is really nice for you, but, oh, please, I put this on? (she puts it on) And, ow, I look (she looks her reflex image on a toaster), why, well, radiant. (pause) All right, well, who cares, I don’t need a pretty veil and a fancy dress.
Mr. Douglas: Its pretty ugly. We havent seen an ANUS this bad since the seventies.
Mindy: Now, I know things've been weird lately, but you're like my oldest friend in the world... Except for maybe Laurie Schaffer, who I don't talk to anywhere, 'cause she's all bitter now that she lost the weight and it turns out she doesn't have a pretty face. ....Okay, I'm just gonna ask you this once, and I want a straight answer.
Ross: Pretty amazing huh?
Ross: Oh thats not pretty.
Joey: Maybe Monicas playing a joke on ya. Yknow? Getting her own husband a hooker, thats pretty funny.
Chandler: Oh, uh, I... don't... care. (Joey's date shows up) Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
Eric: I dont know, Im still pretty tired out from this afternoon.
Monica: Hey, the point is that he was at everyone of your swim meets and he was there cheering you on! Okay? Thats a, thats a pretty great dad.
Monica: (turns to them) Ok, alright, you guys, you'd better sit down, this is pretty big.
DUNCAN: No, but it'll be OK, they're pretty cool, my brother's straight so. . .
Joey: Oh yeah, that was a pretty good night.
Phoebe: How could it not be? I mean pretty soon theyre gonna be having kids, and then theyre just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe theyre gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.
Erica: Well, it turns out that Erica didn't pay much attention in Sex Ed class, because the thing she did with that prison guy... it'd be pretty hard to make a baby that way.
Ross: Yeah? Hop on. (They start dancing and Mona sits down.) Is the pretty lady looking?
Rachel: (laughs) Yeah, but Im pretty sure hes gay.
Phoebe: Oh, it's so pretty. This must have cost him a fortune.
Chandler: Woah, woah, thats not pretty!
Phoebe: I may play the fool at times, but Im a little more than a pretty blond girl with an ass that wont quit. (She takes the sweater out of her purse.) I believe this belongs to the father of your baby.
Chandler: Cheese you say? Thats some pretty smelly work, huh Don?
Ross: Hey. We-we look we look pretty good.
Monica: Well yknow Joey, youre a pretty charming guy.
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
ROSS: Hey, I've been doin' it since the ninth grade, I've gotten pretty damn good at it.
Chandler: Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way.
Chandler: Whoa, she's pretty. (Mentioning the girl on TV)
Ross: Wow! We are pretty good at this!
Chandler: It's just that we bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly.
Mike: I'm sorry, really, I'm so embarrassed. Really, I'm a pretty nice guy. Just ask my parole officer...Apparently I'm not a funny guy.
PHOEBE: [pauses the tape] Ok, Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and can't find him. Now, I've looked ahead on the tape and he does find him again. But, ok, before that happens, there's some pretty rough goin' for a while but I think we can handle it. And, there's just the alphabet but we know that ends well so. Ok, here we go. [starts the tape again]
Monica: We are pretty good.
JOEY: You really think he'd take me? I mean, we had a pretty good talk last night but, when I moved out, I hurt him bad.
Phoebe: Ok. I mean I know I did the right thing. You know, Mike never wants to get married and I shouldn't be in a relationship that has no future... but... pretty soon I'm gonna miss him so much. I'm gonna wanna see him again and you have to stop me from doing that.
Rachel: Oh, that's pretty.
Phoebe: (in a nasally voice, from her cold) But I'm unemployed, my music is all I really have now. Well music, and making my own shoes. (She puts her shoe on the table, and it's horribly decorated) Pretty, huh? (Sneezes)
Monica: I've been pretty good!
Jim: Yeah, (looks at his crotch) a Pretty Huge
Monica: Ohh, you are such a good boss! Is she pretty?
Joey: Yeah, I called the lady about that. I told her I was just joking. She was pretty nice about that.
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but haha, hey, that's me. (Indicating a dish on the table) Why don't you try the hummus?
Rachel: I a not gonna lie to you, I'm pretty sick
Rachel: Yeah. Uh-huh, I guess it is pretty big news.
Ross: (laughs) You dont-you dont want to hear about my dream Officer Pretty?
Man: Well I actually, I-I really, I haven't seen her for years. But umm, well I-I was pretty tight with-with her and her daughter.
MRS. GELLER: Over here Jack. OK. I see, Rachel's coming up the path. Oh doesn't she look pretty. Jack, get this. [Rachel enters with a huge nose]
Rachel: Yeah. I just, I kept trying to make you a better person, but you're... you're already a pretty perfect version of what you are.
Monica: It's.. It's just so pretty and white.
Chandler: Sure! Thats one of the great things about being engaged. Im not nervous talking to pretty girls anymore.
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, my neighbor... (Listens) Yeah, the brunette... (to Monica) She says you looked very pretty the other day in the green dress.
Monica: Does seem pretty perfect.
Ross: (from across the wall) Walls are pretty thin, guys!
Charlie: He's a pretty tough guy to impress.
Chandler: (to Mon) So, Zack's pretty nice, uh?
Joey: I don't know, she's, uh.... she's pretty great.
Joey: Pretty great! Except I did get a little attitude from the robot.
Phoebe: Um, the off-Broadway play people said 'You were pretty but dumb.'
Chandler: I'm a pretty little girl.
Rachel: Well, I like the pretty little drawing of you in the wedding dress.