words in movies
[Scene: The Days of Our Lives producers office, Joey is entering to find Terry there.]
The Producer: Ill let you two guys get acquainted, huh? (Walks away.)
The Producer: (checking his watch) Lets get you into wardrobe for a fitting.
PRODUCER: Honey, uh we, we can talk about this. It's just that it's costing about a hundred dollars a minute to be in here.
Man: Hey Joey, hi! Im Ray; Im the producer of the show.
[Scene: Pier 59 Studios, its the set of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. The producer is showing Joey around the set.]
Joey: Uh! That's a tough one. Oh! Wait a minute, this happened to me before! Yeah, I was auditioning for a play and the producer fell asleep and... (pause) no wait a minute... it was me who fell asleep... Yeah I mean hey, Shakespeare, how about a chase scene once in a while!?
PRODUCER: OK Phoebe, you ready to try one?
Joey: Hey! I did it. I called my producer. I told him I had a family emergency, he totally bought it. Thanks for teaching me how to lie Pheebs.
PRODUCER: Alrighty. From the top.
PHOEBE: Well I have a video, you have to pay attention. No this, this voice woman, she's so talented but, according to the producer people, they said she doesn't have like the right look or something, ya know. I mean, it's like, she's like one of those an imals at the pound who like nobody wants 'cause they're not pretty enough or you know. Like, like some old dog who's just kind of like stinky and. Huuuuh, oh my God, she's smelly cat. Oh, oh that song has so many levels.
The Producer: Im sorry, why dont we do that right now? Hes right here. (Points to a guy.)
Joey groans and gets off the phone: The producer from Days left a message on my machine asking why I wasn't at the parade. They said everybody's pissed off at me.. <whiny voice> And they all got to meet Santa!
PRODUCER:They're your backup singers... beind you.
The Producer: This is Wayne, the man who created and operates C.H.E.E.S.E.
The Producer: Joey Tribbiani, this is
The Producer: (walking into Macs office) So uh, heres your office set!
PHOEBE: OK. I just met this producer of this like, teeny record company, who said that I have a very fresh, offbeat sound and she wants to do a demo of Smelly Cat.