words in movies
Phoebe: (Clears Throat) Rach, so, that guy there. Straight or gay?
Rachel: Oh my God! I bet thats him. My digital fairy tale is about to begin. I wonder how I should be? Should I be uh (In a sexy voice) Hello? Or should I be (Happily) Hi! Its Rach (Phoebe knocks the phone out of Rachels hand, catches it, and answers it.) Would you stop doing that?!
Monica: (running over to stop Rachel) Hey Rach, the tampons here are only a penny. Lets stock up. (takes her into the bathroom)
Monica: I had to go with the odds Rach.
RACH: No, Phoebs. I'm dating Russ.
RACH: All right, you know what? This isn't funny anymore. There's something about me on that piece of paper and I want to see it.
Ross: (interrupting) No, Rach, no. I dont, I dont, I dont have to think about it, in fact, Ive decided, Ive decided that, that it.......does.
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
Joey: (frustrated) Ahh! There's gotta be a way. I mean, you know, if Monica and Chandler move out here and now Phoebe is married to Mike. That just leaves me and Ross and Rach, you know what I mean?
Monica: Come on Rach, when a guy says hes going to call, it doesnt mean hes going to call. Hasnt it ever happened to you?
RACH: She is not Rachem. What the hell's a Rachem? Is that some stupid paleontology word that I wouldn't know because I'm just a waitress.
Ross: Rach, did you proofread these?
RACH: Oh, no, Michael, it's not you. I'm sorry, it's just, it's this thing. It's probably not as bad as it sounds but this friend of mine is, is getting a cat with his girlfriend.
Joey: Okay look Rach, I know this is a lot. You dont have to say anything. You-you uh, you take as much time as you need. (Long pause as Rachel says nothing.) Okay, you gotta say something!
Chandler: Oh I used too, but then Joey thought it would be fun to go to Central Park and hit rocks at bigger rocks. (He starts to leave and stops an entering Rachel.) Hey Rach, do you have a tennis racquet?
RACH: Hey Phoebs, how'd it go with Scott last night?
ROSS: Ohh. . . Thanks Rach, goodnight. [goes back in apartment]
RACH: And I'm in it? Then let me read it.
Joey: No-no-no! No-no wait Rach, you know what would even be more fun? Telling them.
Phoebe: Hey oh, Rach wait! Do you want to go to a movie tonight?
RACH: I don't know. Whatever I was feeling, I'm... not.
Phoebe: (running after her) Rach, its gonna be okay! (To Ross and Joey) You guys are the best!
Ross: (on machine) "Hi Rach, are you there? It's me, pick up. Rachel. Rach!"
Joey: Rach, youre killin us here, will ya serve the dessert already? Those drunken dancers are waiting!
RACH: I don't know. Who would I have to sleep with?
ROSS: No, that, that was, I mean, as opposed to uh, the uh, ok. Is this over yet Rach?
Chandler: Hey, Rach, can I get...
Joey: Hey Rach listen, no matter what this guy says I want you to know youre not gonna be alone in this.
Joey: Rach! Hey! Its fine! Youre at Joeys!
ROSS: When, when were you... under me? Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. . . What?
Joey: Uh, hey, Rach let me ask you something. Uh, I was just over there talking to Monica and Chandler, boy they are really tight.
Ross: Oh my God! Our daughter's a genius! Rach, this means...
Monica: Rach, Phoebe hates Pottery Barn.
Ross: Rach, have you never done this before?
Ross: No Rach! Come on! No-no! Yeah, Im sure we wont get arrested for this.
Monica: Hey Rach, come on! We're gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!
Monica: Yeah. Rach, are you thinking you're gonna make it to Vail?
RACH: Yeah... I, uhh... I have a... I have a date.
RACH: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
RACH: That's just great. [she picks up her champagne and starts drinking]
Joey: More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?! (Rachel just looks at him.) I didnt say raspberry before did I? All right just-just tell me Rach, just tell me!
RACH: Closure, that's what it is. Closure. [she looks around the restaurant, spotting a guy with a cellular phone] Hello, excuse me. Excuse me, hel. . . woo [she almost falls out of her chair]
Monica: Rach, here's your mail.
Ross: Rach, I-I cant tell you how-how much that means to me! Ohh Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You-you hated the name Ruth! Why-why would you change your mind? Unless, you know were never going to have to use it. You did see the folder. You know its a boy!
Ross: This is fun. Hey Rach, remember that whole "We were on a break thing?" Well, I'm sorry, will you marry me? (Laughs--whines as he sees that no one is laughing. They're just staring at him in shock.)
Ross: Well, I gotta go. Bye. Bye, Rach.
Monica (on phone): Hey, Rach, how's it going?
Ross: Rach, what uh, what are you doing here?
Ross: Thanks Rach.
RACH: Maybe it was just the kind of story where you have to be there.
Monica: Rach, come see who's out here!
Monica: Easy Rach, we'll find it. (To all) Won't we!
Monica: Aww, thank you. (Notices something.) Uh Rach?
Joey: (sitting up again) I'm telling you, Rach, Charlie is not right for me!
RACH: Oh, right, clink. [downs her glass]
Phoebe: Umm, hey Rach, can I ask you something?
Chandler: Rach, Rach, we gotta settle.
Ross: I have been down in your store for twenty minutes trying to get a tie! What do I have to do to get some service?! (turns to Rachel) Hi Rach. (He's puts his hand on her shoulder and she knocks it away.)
Phoebe: (Walks up with her guitar) Hey Rach.
Ross: Uh, Rach, we're running low on resumes over here.
Monica: Sorry, Rach.
ROSS: Rach, come on, look, I know how you must feel.
Chandler: Hey Rach!
Ross: Hey, Rach, can I get some coffee?
MONICA: Rach, get the heat. [Rachel holds up her hand with wet fingernail polish] Ross, could you turn the heat down please?
Ross: (seeing her) Rach!
Ross: Oh Rach thats great. Thats great. (They hug and Joey breathes a sigh of relief.)
Ross: Rach, you cant look fat in an x-ray.
JULIE: See you later Rach.
Phoebe: Oh, I don't wanna choose! It's (Rachel is walking by). Oh okay, wait. Rach! Listen I have a very special bridesmaid task for you today.
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
RACH: Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. . . [jumps the couch and lands on Ross's back, finally getting the phone from him. Ross has a confused expression on his face.]
RACH: Ohh, ohh.
Ross: Yeah, kinda. Its this woman from work. I hope that wont be too weird. Will it, Rach?
RACH: So, how was the party?
RACH: Oh, you're not having fun, are you?
RACH: Yeah, what, so? You had feelings for me first.
RACH: Chandler told me.
RACH: OK, OK.
RACH: Wait, so, you're going?
RACH: Together.
RACH: Together?
RACH: Yes! Thank you.
RACH: Hi.
RACH: Oh, that's um, interesting.
RACH: It was unbelievable!
RACH: [hurt] What?
RACH: Both of you?
RACH: Good. [Ross leaves]
RACH: Ross kissed me.
Ross: And confused. Rach, sweetie, I-I um I didnt propose to you.
RACH: Did uh, Ross call?
RACH: [to Ross] Hey, you.
RACH: Good. How are you?
RACH: Hey.
Joey: Hey Rach listen, did you know that during pregnancy your fingers swell up to twice their size and never go back.
RACH: What's that? What? I saw my name. What is it?
RACH: Oh, god.
RACH: [dejected] Oh.
RACH: Oh, oh, this is good, this is really good.
RACH: Well, what's the other thing, what do I think?
RACH: Really?