words in movies
Phoebe: Okay. (Phoebe and Rachel join Monica and Chandler on the altar.) Hey Mon, why did you tell the guys you werent pregnant?
Phoebe: We found your test in the trash, if youre not pregnant(She sees Rachel shaking her head)Its because I am.
Rachel: Oh my God, who is it?! (Phoebe rolls her eyes.)
Rachel: For you. (Chandler leaves.)
Rachel: Oh, thank you for doing that. I just cant deal with this just quite yet.
Rachel: You said that she was, I just didnt disagree with you.
Rachel: Oh yeah.
Rachel: Oh! (They smile and the picture is taken.) Oh by the way?
Rachel: James Brolin?
Rachel: Ed Begley Jr. is not gay.
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel at their table.]
Rachel: No.
Rachel: No!
Rachel: Thank you.
Rachel: Ugh! Look honey yknow what? I havent told him yet, so until I do I dont think I should tell anybody else.
Rachel: Phoebe!!
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Honey, stop it! I am not going to tell you until I tell him.
[Cut to Monica and Rachel at their table.]
Rachel: Oh yknow what honey? Lets not talk about that right now?
Rachel: Sure, but come on, as big as your wedding?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Hey! Yknow, sometimes you can do everything right, everyone can wear everything theyre supposed to wear, and one of those little guys just gets through!
Rachel: I dont know! Maybe they have tools.
Rachel: Well, maybe thats, maybe thats really brave.
Rachel: Maybe she hasnt really thought it through that well.
Rachel: (starting to cry) I dont know.
Rachel: Uh-hmm. Im just thinking about Phoebe; poor knocked up Phoebe.
Rachel: Oh yes! Thank you very much! (She grabs a glass, takes a sip, and realizes what she just did. She then tries to spit the champagne back into the glass without Monica noticing. It doesnt work.) Oh thats-thats actually how the French drink it.
Monica: (interrupting) Rachels really the one whos pregnant.
Rachel: I dont know. I dont know how I feel. This is all happening so fast. I have to make all these decisions that I dont want to make. (Takes another sip of champagne and spits it back out) Somebody just take this away from me!!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: How many ways are there to do that?
Rachel: All right, Ill-Ill take it again when I get home.
Rachel: Okay. Thank you.
Rachel: Oh, you guys are so great.
Rachel: WhHey, I just gave you peeing on a stick.
[Scene: The Womens Restroom, Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachels second test.]
Rachel: How much longer?
Rachel: 30 seconds, okay.
Monica: (entering) Did I miss it? (Phoebe nods no.) Rachel, I-I want you to know that, if its positive, were gonna
Rachel: Oh I know. I know. (They hug.)
Rachel: Oh wait! Yknow what? I cant, I cant look at it. I cant. Somebody else tell me, somebody tell me.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Oh. Oh. Well there you go. Whew! (Pause) That isthats greatthat is really great-great news. (Pause) Yknow cause the whole not being ready and kinda the financial aspects, all that. Whew. Wow, this is so just the way it was supposed to be. (Starts to cry.) God.
Phoebe: Here. (Gives Rachel a tissue.)
Rachel: Thanks. (Crying) God this is so stupid! (Pause) How could I be upset over something I never had? Its negative?
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Are you sure?
Rachel: Oh!
Rachel: Oh-oh, thats a risky little game!
Rachel: Yeah. Im gonna have a baby. Im gonna have a baby. Im gonna have a baby! (They all hug.)
Rachel: Ah, its still not the time.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Yeah! Its an apothecary table. Does anyone even know what an apothecary is?
Rachel: How-how did you lose your job here?
Rachel: Come on. (they start to leave) Oh! And, uh, by the way....
Rachel: Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. (To Monica and Phoebe) It was Ralph Lauren! (Monica and Phoebe gasp) Ralph Lauren walked into my office!
Rachel: Here, kitty-kitty. Here kitty-kitty. Where did you go, little kitty-kitty-kitty? Here kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty...
Rachel: Are you, are you, are you sure its ah, a new bump? I mean, no offense, Ive always thought of Ben as a fairly bumpy headed child.
Rachel: Oh, Im sorry. (Gets up and moves.)
Rachel: (imitating the receptionist's tone) through the glass doors.
Phoebe (to Joey): Well, our plan is working. Rachel is having a miserable time, and Ross is just stood up somewhere at a restaurant all alone.
[Scene, Phoebe and Rachels, theyre sitting together on the couch.]
Rachel: So now what have we agreed?
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
Rachel: And-and what else?
Monica: (gasps) Ohh, wow! Thats great! (Rachel and Monica hug.) Oh wow! We really have to start planning! I have, I have a lot of really specific ideas! We should probably get together like four times per week. You can come over to my place; well get together before work! What do you say, 6:30, my place? Im so excited! (Runs out leaving Rachel completely stunned and Phoebe laughing.)
Rachel: Really? Just casually strewn about in that reckless haphazard manner?
Rachel: And thats Phoebe (points), and thats Joey.
Rachel: This is Chandler. (Points at him.)
Rachel: Yeahh, but, but those really go better with pants. Maybe I should wear pants?
Rachel: Wow! What did he say?
Rachel: Very good.
Rachel: Oh my God, Jill!
Rachel: (To Dina) Now! Give him the sandwich! Give him the sandwich! (She quickly sets the sandwich in front of him.)
Ross: Rachel! What are you doing here?
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Oh, The Velveteen Rabbit! Oh my God, when the boy's love makes the rabbit real!
Rachel: Hi! I got you some coffee. To, uh (She looks for a place to set it on his messy desk and he clears a spot for her to set it down.) fair enough. So! Do you got anything for me?
Rachel: Whatd you get?
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: Apartment pants?
Rachel: Jill?
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Hey! Well, I had to give the kid fifty bucks to stop crying.
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Whats up?!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: What line?
Rachel: Oh there is no way.
Rachel: With Ross and my sister?
Rachel: With Ross and Jill?
Rachel: It's a, it's a cat!
Rachel: With my sister Jill and my ex-boyfriend Ross?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Honey, come on, I have to be at work in like ten minutes (Ross starts kissing her neck) Oh, all right, well it's not like I'm employee of the year or anything. (they fall onto the couch)
Rachel: Yeah but, hes not your type.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Well yeah
Rachel: Really?!
Rachel: Oh so-so not really never.
Rachel: Well, I-I dont like it.
Rachel: All right, Im sorry. Im sorry I didnt tell you but you were so mad already!
Rachel: Its kinda slutty.
Rachel: Rachel.
Rachel: No, we kinda broke up instead.
Rachel: Why arent you home yet?!
Rachel: Oh, this is just terrible.
Rachel: Oh yes, its me! Sorry!
Rachel: Oh Ross, hi! Hey, how are ya? There you are!
Rachel: Hey, this is hollow.
Rachel: Oh, slides. (Laughs.) So really nothing happened.
Rachel: Im serious, I really, I think I need just to have some...meaningless, sex y'know, with the next guy that I see.
Rachel: I gotta go! (Runs out.)
Rachel: Thank you. I yeah.
Rachel: Ross thanks.
Rachel: Yeah-eah-ha!
Rachel: Yeah do it now, call right now.
[Scene: Rachels Room, she is taking the ring out of Rosss jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters.]
Rachel: Thats a good story, Grandpa.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross.]
(Rachel get suspicious)
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God.
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: No.
Rachel: Phoebe hates Pottery Barn?!
Rachel: Hm-mmm.
Rachel: Ugh, she is a slut!
Rachel: Im not telling you what to do! I am telling you what not to do!
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers apartment, Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck.]
Rachel: No.
Rachel: I - I have to get on the plane.
Rachel: Oh my God!
Rachel: Umm, well I would have to say that it's a, it's tragic love story.
Rachel: Absolutely not.
Rachel: Probably just the first half.
Rachel: No, absolutely. Yknow like it was umm
Rachel: What?! You-you actually thought that basket was gonna get you the apartment?
Joey: (contemplates for a few moments what Rachel just said) NAH! I don't have another level!!
Rachel: (entering from bathroom) Hey-hey! Oh, look at you, all sexy.
Rachel: Oh-okay, but Pheebs?
Rachel: Aw what are you?! A detective?
[Scene: Rachels birthday, a time lapse has occurred. Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad.]
Rachel: Yeah, yeah and you know what, I know she's gonna wanna run again, I just don't know how to get out of it, I mean, I live with her.
Rachel: I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meet somone, fall in love- and that'd be it? (Ross gazes at her.) ..Ross?
Rachel: Hey. (they all walk away from Chandler)
Ross: (To Rachel) You uh, you may have been right about Jill.
Monica: Listen Rachel, I feel really bad aboutWhat are you doing? (She sees that Rachel is unpacking.)
Rachel: What?! You kissed!
Ross: Uhm... Rachel and I hired a male nanny. (Joey makes a gesture and sound like "Can you believe that?")