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Transcribers Note: This is stuff we never saw from all of the seasons, so for all of the scene settings I will be using the current arrangements. Even though some of the out takes take place when Chandler was living with Joey and Rachel was living with Monica, when Joey and Chandler were living in Monica and Rachels, and the current arrangements.
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is talking. It looks like when Rachel and Monica lived in this apartment.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are living here and Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle when Rachel opens the door causing the door knob to hit his hand.]
[Cut the hallway, Rachel is exited from Monicas when the door closes on her skirt.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, first season, Monica is making a giant sub-sandwich and is talking to Rachel. I think its The One With Fake Monica.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One With George Stephanopoulos, Phoebe is showing Monica and Rachel that she brought Operation to their slumber party.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One Where The Monkey Gets Away, Rachel is watching a soap opera with Marcel.]
Rachel: Okay. Okay, see now the one with the feather boa? Thats Dr. Francis. She used to be a man. Oh look! There(Marcel (Katie) jumps away)Okay. (And runs behind her on the back of the couch for a little while.)
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, its actually Joey and Rachels. Phoebe is trying to convince Rachel to switch with her and live with Monica as Joey looks on.]
Rachel: No yknow, I dont want to switch! Come on! I can throw wet paper towels here!
Rachel: No-no Ph-Ph-Ph-Ph (She starts laughing.)
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the brides maid test.]
Joey: Okay, the next situation is for Rachel. The wedding is about to start you walk into the back room and you find Monica taking a nap with Ross. (Ross lies on the floor.) Ill be Monica. Go! (He jumps down and cuddles up with Ross.)
[Cut to Carol and Susans apartment, from next weeks episode Rachel is talking to Ben.]
Rachel: Okay. NowWhat is my first line?
[Cut to Central Perk, Ross is taking Ben to visit Rachel whos working there.]
Rachel: Yay!
[Cut to Central Perk, Fat Monica and Rachel are on the couch.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, is the one where Rachel screwed up the desert and Ross and Joey are trying to enjoy it.]
Rachel: Im sorry
David: Yeah, Rachel, Chandler, and Ross had to try to get a couch up a staira very narrow New York stairwell and that was probably I-I think it was the hardest Ive-Ive laughed in my life period.
[Cut to Rosss second wedding reception, Joey has just told him the band is ready with Rachel looking on.]
Rachel: Yeah, well that's how mad I am!!
Rachel: Oh I know, my God, this is sothis rice is soI am so good.
Rachel: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: That's not Ross!
Rachel: 'Kay. (Pause.) Congratulations on your new job. (She goes and hugs Monica and is almost in tears.)
RACHEL: Not uh, not to my recollection.
Rachel: I can't watch. It's like firing Elmo. (Ross walks to the couch where Sandy sits)
Rachel: And all these people actually died?
Rachel: All right, cut, lets pick again, pick again.
Rachel: Yes, Joanna really has been an incredible mentor to me.
Joanna: Oh, Rachel, (pause) actually, y'know what, forget it.
Ross: (To Rachel) Yeah, I still don't know. (To the salesman who is hovering nearby) I'm sorry I just wanna make sure that I bought the right couch. I need a couch that says, "Kids welcome here." But that also says, (In a sexy voice) "Come here to me!"
Rachel: Oh, Ross
(Door buzzer goes off. Rachel answers it.)
Rachel: Well, for your information, Paolo is gonna be in Rome this New Year, so I'll be just as pathetic as the rest of you.
Rachel: No, God! Please, let me! (Runs out.)
Paul: (entering) Here you go honey! (Rachel kicks Ross back under the couch.)
Rachel: I know.
Rachel: No! Wait! Wait-wait! Ross, please!
Rachel: Okay! (Grabs a knife and cuts it in half.) All right, pick a half.
Rachel: I know that too.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters.]
Rachel: Yeah, it's in there. (Points to the bathroom.)
Rachel: Oh no Ross! This is not good, we have to talk about this Joey thing. Please sit. (He sits) You have got to get over this Joey thing, okay? I never really wanted to marry Joey, okay?
Rachel: Its not Christmas!
Rachel: Uh-huh!
Rachel: Ohh! This is so exciting! Oh God (Gasps and starts to sing) Come and knock on my door
Joshua: Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, youre a real special lady, but my divorce isnt final yet and, and, and weve been on four days, so Im thinking "No, but thanks."
Rachel: So Mon, when are we gonna meet this new secret waiter man?
Rachel: Thank God. Food. (She goes to answer the door.)
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: I want the little round waffles.
Rachel: Arghhhh!!!!!!
Rachel: Monica, number one, I dont think Ben understands the concept of bribery, and number two, I... (Joey starts laughing in the background) (to Joey) What?!
(They walk to the table, but Rachel suddenly gasps. Sitting there is mr Zellner, her boss from her current job at Ralph Lauren.)
Rachel: You guys! You guys!
Rachel: No, its all right. I got nice boobs. (Phoebe and Monica nod there heads in agreement.)
Rachel: Oh! Well, um.. (Grabs his forehand) You've got plugs!
Rachel: Hey, yknow what? Youre the one who wants to make this big change and move in with Chandler! You should be the one to go! Why should I have to leave?!
Rachel: Yeah!
RACHEL: Nobody does honey.
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: Oh my God, honey, I'm so sorry!
Rachel: 'Cause I don't need your stupid ship.
Amy: Wait, this is important! Can Ella wait? (Rachel goes to Emma)
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: (shocked) What?
Ross: (To Rachel, standing by her feet) I dont know why you cant admit that you need me.
Rachel: And stop saying that! I hate that!
Rachel: All right listen ball boys! My grandmother had one of these when I was a little girl and it was the sweetest thing! I mean it was so cute, it would sit in my lap and purr all day long, and I would drag a shoestring on the ground and he would chase it!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Okay. Okay.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
Rachel: I can't kiss anyone.
Rachel: (entering) Hi!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust. Yes, its a dream sequence, this isnt cable.]
Rachel: Ross, I
Joey: RACHEL PLEASE!!! JUST HAVE DINNER WITH US!!!
RACHEL: OK, Phoebs. But what about you?
Ross: Well y'know cause Rachel and I used to go out.
Ross: Y'know what? Uh, Rachel is here! (Rachel stops.)
Rachel: All right I know, I know how it looks Pheebs, but Im telling you
Big Nosed Rachel: Oh totally, totally. Y'know it's not that big of deal, we already kinda did it once y'know.
Rachel: (not seeing Ross) Whats your favourite thing about summertime?
RACHEL: How have you never been on Oprah?
Ross: (to Rachel) I-Im sorry Rach, I didnt know. Are you gonna be okay?
Rachel: Thank you. (To Monica) Mon?
Rachel: Since when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy!
Rachel: How's Ross doing? Y'know since all the Emily stuff.
Rachel: Wherever I go. Come on you and me, we'll-we'll start a new group, we're the best ones.
Rachel: Thank you. (She goes to take off her make-up and screams in pain) Oww!!!! God!
Rachel: Ohh, great!
RACHEL: Now just how big of a star is Marcel?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Yeah but, you dont, you dont, you dont want to try to much too fast. Yknow? I mean, you do remember what happened to the little girl that tried to much too fast dont you?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters.]
Rachel: It's just physical and I have it totally under control! Ok? It's just, when I see them together, sometimes I just get a little jealous!
Rachel: Exactly.
Rachel: Ohhh.(she rhythmically taps her hands on the magazine on her lap.)
RACHEL: [entering hurriedly] Did I miss it? Did I miss it?
Rachel: Yeah, but it was different with him today! And he wasn't, like, Orthodontist Guy, y'know? I mean, we had fun! Is there anything wrong with that?
Rachel: Okay. (Closes the door.) Walked right into that one didn't he?
Rachel: Yeah, great, you betcha!
(Rachel opens it. Inside is the money she needed.)
Rachel: Ball? There is no ball.
Rachel: Oh honey, but it is just about
Rachel: Umm, honey, look he just came over to....
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)
Ross: Umm (Rachel blows her nose.)
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: No, no Phoebe no, I was...no. You know what, I was, I was actually just checking to, see, if I could run. And I can!
Rachel: I just y'know, I didnt expect him to be this happy so soon. Ufff. Ooo-ooh! (sits down on the curb)
Ross: (seeing the thumbs up) Ahhhh!! (Hugs Rachel tighter.)
Rachel: Yeah! Y'know, ever since I ran out on Barry at the wedding, I have wondered whether I made the right choice. And now I know.
Rachel: Oh, please, Ross it was so obvious! It was like you were marking your territory. I mean you might have well have just come in and peed all around my desk!
RACHEL: Agh, it was the graduation from hell.
Rachel: Well guys tend to get naked before they're gonna have sex.
Mr. Zelner: Umm, no. Thanks, but Ill give these to Betty. (Rachel glances at Tag to say, "See?") So I read your evaluation of Tag, or to use his full name, Tag Sweetcheeks Jones. Is something going on with you two?
Rachel: Shoot, shoot, this is never gonna work! He's right there!