words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there, discussing the night before.]
PHOE: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
MNCA: We are talking about Rachel here. You and Rachel.
ROSS: Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... [Rachel enters, carrying a tray]... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
[Ross and Rachel look at each other and then at Phoebe, realizing the song is about their situation.]
[Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Ross is up in arms about the Rachel/Julie situation.]
CHAN: Ok, all right, look. Let's get logical about this, ok? We'll make a list. Rachel and Julie, pros and cons. Oh. We'll put their names in bold, with different fonts, and I can use different colors for each column.
JOEY: Ok, let's start with the cons, 'cause they're more fun. All right, Rachel first.
ROSS: [long pause] She's not Rachel.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica has made food for Phoebe and Rachel to taste.]
[Rachel takes a bite.]
[Rachel runs to the sink to spit it out.]
[Rachel enters.]
[Joey is looking at Rachel, smiling, and gesturing his head towards Ross.]
[Ross and Rachel hug.]
CHAN: [through gritted teeth] Alright. [clears his throat] "It was summer, and it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely gray couch. 'Oh, look,' cried Ned, and then the kingdom was his forever. The end."
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
[Rachel leaves, and Ross follows her into the hall.]
ROSS: No, Rach, come on. Rach! Rach, no, no! She's not Rachel, she is, she is not, Ra--Rachel?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is sitting on the couch, eating candy. It is raining out. Ross climbs up the fire escape and is knocking on the window.]
[Rachel closes the drapes over the window, goes into her bedroom and closes the door.]
[Rachel opens the door.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Rachel are there.]
MNCA: Sure, what? Ok, ok. [hangs up the phone] [to Rachel] Music?
RADIO: The next one's dedicated to Rachel from Ross. Rachel, he wants you to know he's deeply sorry for what he did and he hopes you can find it in your heart to forgive him. (With or Without You plays)
[Rachel seems touched. She pauses for a moment, then picks up the phone and starts to dial. Cut to Ross at his apartment.]
RADIO: Uh, we've just gotten a call from Rachel, and she told us what Ross did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't wanna play your song anymore. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car and she hopes you two will work it out.
Rachel: Well where's Amanda?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are there.]
Rachel: Ben yknow when uh, when you were a baby, you and I used to hang out all the time. Cause I was, I was your daddys girlfriend.
Rachel: Gunther, Gunther, please, Ive worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there. (points to the counter.)
Rachel: Sorry.
Rachel: Y'know...
Rachel: (laughing) Ohh, that is soo sad.
Rachel: You are soo enjoying this.
Rachel: No! Come on! Dont make me go long. Use me. They never cover me.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: No!
Rachel: Okay. (listens) Okay, daddy well see you tomorrow night. (listens) Okay bye-bye. (hangs up)
Rachel: (really confused) Okay.
Gunther: Rachel?
Rachel: I just saw Danny getting on the subway with a girl and he had his arm around her.
Rachel: (confused) Okay.
Monica: Hi Chandler. It's really nice to see you (rolls her eyes) NOT. (she and Rachel giggle a little and Chandler looks unimpressed)
Rachel: Throw in the duck too!
Rachel: Were the Cobras!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there. Chandler enters.]
(Rachel watches that and slowly backs out to head for home.)
Rachel: Oh, honey, that's so sweet.
Rachel: Oh my God! What happened?
Rachel: Oh, making it worse!
Rachel: Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.
Rachel: Well, so then what are you doing to me? Okay? Just get out of here! All right? Move on!
Ross: Yeah. (closes the door, and goes over and kisses Rachel.)
Rachel: Yes, you have to get her something, and it should be something really nice.
Rachel: Well, he gets the other one all riled up.
[Scene: Monica, Fun Bobby, and Phoebe sitting in Central Perk Rachel is serving them. She brings a mug to Monica.]
Rachel: How come you didn't come over earlier?
Rachel: Well would you like me to lie down on the table?
Rachel: Oh Ross, you're so great. (she playfully rubs his head and gets up)
Rachel: No....
Rachel: Yes! Rent!
Rachel: What? Oh, I'm sorry, I can't, I'm busy.
Rachel: (on the answering machine) Oh, please, miss, you don't understand!
Rachel: (reading a card) Okay, your band is playing at Arnolds, collect three cool points. Which means, I have five, and that means I get Joeys boxers!
Phoebe: Oh! I'm sorry Rachel, I don't have time for your childish games, ok? I still have to go find something incredible to wear so I can beat Mike at "who's more over who"! (at which she walks away)
(He bends over to pick them up, right in front of Rachel, who then gets a free peep show.)
Rachel: Any luck?
Rachel: Aw, honey, that's so sweet.
Monica: Rachel, I have not missed one question the whole game. I own this game! Look at my hand. (Holds up her hand.)
[Cut to inside, Monica, Joey and Phoebe are singing while outside, Ross and Rachel are trying to get the cat off of Ross' shoulder.]
Monica: Ohh! Umm, Phoebe, I kinda need to talk to you about that. (Rachel excuses herself) Umm, well I-I-I think it might be time for me to take a step back from catering.
RACHEL: So don't do it.
Rachel: Thanks!
Ross: Would you excuse us for a second? (Pulls Rachel off to the side) Umm . what are you doing?
Rachel: Okay you have to realize, I was exhausted, I was emotional, I would have said yes to anybody. Like that time you and I got married! (Pause) Im not helping.
Rachel: Oh no, wait a minute, wait, I've got a presentation tomorrow. I can't miss that.
Rachel: No?
Rachel: Why? Do you have the answers written on there?
Rachel: Well, you know I'm not surprised. I mean have you seen them together, they're really cute.
Rachel: Okay, that doesnt help me, because we went to the same high school.
Rachel: You give me back my Walkman!
Phoebe: All right, I already didn't give them back to you, that's what I said. (Walks away over to Rachel.) Where is that other earring?
[Cut to Rachels office as her intercom buzzes.]
(Rachel is shocked, and holds her arms out in disbelief.)
Rachel: Okay. (They go into the living room.)
Rachel: No, no, thats OK. Y'know, I think I'm gonna give it a go.
Rachel: Wh, Ross what do you want from me? You want me, you want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?
Rachel: Honey, you got a little thing on your...(points to her whole face)
RACHEL: Oh c'mon Joey, we care about you.
Ross: Filming Rachel is not something I planned. Okay look, heres what happened, and Joey you-you can back me up on this. All right, about-about a month and a half ago I came to you with a problem? Umm, a personal thing.
Rachel: Thats your new job, day and night, she starts crying I need you here.
Rachel: Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?
Rachel: Why not?
Rachel: Oh, Phoebe, do I wanna hear this?
Rachel: Yeah, Phoebe youre awful!
Rachel: Pheebs, you go with Monica and try on her green dress. If that doesn't work, you can wear my gray silk one. Oh, gosh, what am I wearing?!
Mark: It's okay, Rachel knows.
Rachel: Ill get the hat.
Rachel: Well then he gets a divorce, its Ross!
Rachel: No, no, no, you said, "got the keys".
Rachel: I know, I remember that!
Rachel: Because you do.
Rachel: Ross, I watched you get hypnotised in Atlantic City.
Rachel: Yeah, I mean, you should play in public!
Rachel: What?
[Scene: That same plane cabin, Ross is working on a crossword puzzle and Rachel is asleep against his shoulder. She shifts a little bit and Ross suddenly gets an idea. An evil idea when he looks at his pen. Then we have a little time lapse, the plane has landed and everyone is disembarking. The flight attendant is saying bye-bye to everyone.]
Joey: (To Henrietta) My friend Rachel has a kid. I totally know nursery rhymes! (makes a thumbs up sign)
Rachel: Does it hurt?
Rachel: You shouldnt.
Rachel: (standing in her doorway) People are trying to sleep in here!
Rachel: Thank you! Hey, how'd the catering go?
Rachel: So did you break up with Joanna?
Rachel: (to Monica and Phoebe) Oh my God, you guys, what am I doing? What am I doing? This is so un-me!
RACHEL: Ok, here, I know what we can do. [grabs Joey's sadwich and throws it out the window]
Rachel: Yes, and grumpy.
Rachel: All right! Ross, do you think its easy for me to see you with somebody else?
Ross: Correct. Rachel claims this is her favorite movie
Rachel: Yes, his name is Barry, hes a doctor, thank you very much.
Rachel: Ohhhh, I cannot look at it! (She doesn't move.)
Rachel: I think you should definitely go out with this guy.
Rachel: Shell be out in a second. So, Chip, hows umm, Amy Welch?
Chandler: And uh, Rachel, glad to have you back.
Rachel: Oh God. You did. You heard. Ok, listen, let me explain.
Rachel: Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? Theres nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasnt for me and Joshua. Yknow, theyre not gonna get married anyway!
Rachel: All right!
Rachel: Is he okay in there?