words in movies
Rachel: No, yeah, Ive done that.
Rachel: Ive never done that.
Rachel: Um, Pheebs, so, you guys just dont get along?
Rachel: So, is this just gonna be you and Carol?
Rachel: Well, isnt, isnt that gonna be weird?
(Rachel grins as Ross removes the girlie jacket, grabs his own, and rushes out.)
Rachel: (Looking at the television) Cool... "Urkel" in Spanish is "Urkel."
(Rachel slowly spins around, finally noticing that the lights have outstayed their welcome.)
Rachel: Well, someone was supposed to write "Rach, take down the lights" and put it on the re... frigerate... (finally noticing Monicas note stuck to the refrigerator) How long has that been there?
(He happily gestures at Chandler that there was nothing to worry about, then exits. Rachel and Monica are concerned for poor Phoebe, who slides back down next to Ross.)
(The sitcom begins with its familiar refrain, yet with a Latin lilt. Rachel and Monica do a little dance with their chopsticks, and Phoebe has to grin as Ross joins in the rhythm.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is at the counter, serving coffee to Phoebe.]
Rachel: So Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday?
Rachel: Okay... Let me put it this way. Anything from Crabtree and Evelyn?
Rachel: Ooh, okay... good.
[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons. At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands.]
Rachel: Oh, well, that shouldnt be so hard, now that youre dating. (Imitating men at their worst) "Sweetheart, youre fired, but how bout a quickie before I go to work?"
Rachel and Chandler: Hey.
(She rises, dragging Chandler along by the wool. Rachel has to leap over a chair to follow them. Monica opens the door to find Mr. Heckles standing there.)
Rachel: You dont even have cats.
Rachel: Well try to keep it down.
(The wool-bound trio returns to the table. Rachel has to rush ahead to avoid becoming tangled. Joey brings the shopping bag over to Phoebe, and takes out a nice cardigan.)
Rachel: Are you seein her again tonight?
(Monica frantically bursts into action as Rachel resumes winding, tangling Chandlers wool.)
Rachel: This is just occurring to you?
Rachel: (She comforts him too) Oh, youre gonna be great!
[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set.]
Rachel: Oh, howd she take it?
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, can I ask? So, hes going out with her. I mean, is it really so terrible?
Monica and Rachel: (Wistfully, shaking their heads) No.
Rachel: Oh... Oh, Pheebs.
Rachel: Oh please, theyve been going out a week. They havent even slept together yet, I mean, thats not serious.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is taking down the Christmas lights. Monica sees her, so she leans out of the small side window.]
Monica: Rachel, what are you doing? Its freezing out here. Would you come back inside?
Rachel: No no no no no. You wanted me to take them down, so... (she climbs onto the railing to reach the top of a pole) ..Im takin em down. Okay? Whoa! (Screams.)
(Rachel slips, loses her balance, and falls over the edge..)
Monica: Oh-my-god Rachel! (Rushing out to look over the edge) Rachel!
(In the apartment below, Mr.Heckles is trying to relax and read his newspaper, but Rachel is helplessly dangling upside-down with her ankle wrapped up in the Christmas lights.)
Rachel: (To Monica) Im okay! Im okay! (She knocks on Mr. Heckles's window.) Mr. Heckles, Mr. Heckles could you help me please?
Rachel: Huh. A moo-point?
Rachel: What?! What?!
Rachel: Wait a minute!
Rachel: Thats also the smaller piece. (Puts the piece onto a plate.) Okay, there you go. Enjoy your half my friend, but that is it. No sharing. No switching, and dont come crying to me if you eat your piece to fast. (As shes saying that she is backing out the door, when she finishes she turns around to return to her place, stumbles and drops the cheesecake on the floor.) Oh!!!!
Rachel: You think I trust you with it?! No! Were gonna split it! You take half and I take half!
Rachel: Well, I didnt see Joshua last night, but I did punch a girl in the face.
Rachel: Yeah! (Monica gives a sarcastic thumbs up) (Josh leaves) I am soo gonna marry that guy. (looking in her wallet) Ohhh!
(Rachel waves her hands in disgust and starts to head for her room.)
Rachel: Hey, come on now!
(She looks at Rachel and storms out. After she's left Joey hugs Rachel in thanks.)
Rachel: Well, they said would but they would only give me store credit. I mean, what am I going to do, get a thousand regular cats?
Rachel: Honey, honey, Im sorry, I know its our anniversary but I told you on the phone I dont have time to stop.
Rachel: Yeah, I went to a wedding once where they had swing music and uh, two months later the couple got divorced. And now Im not saying that theres any connection here yknow, but they did tell me thats why they got divorced.
Rachel: No. No, you cant.
Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel: Thats a good call. Right.
Rachel: Yeah actually, I think were gonna take off too. We rented a movie.
Rachel: Uh Pheebs, we just actually kinda wanted to be alone.
Rachel: Well, I met Danny's sister yesterday, and uh that was actually the girl on the subway.
Rachel: Ohh, God, I just got so nervous that he would say no.
Rachel: Oh, heres that trench-coat that you wanted.
Ross: Look, I am totally, totally over her, OK, I just... (Rachel comes over, Ross lays head on table): Hiiii!
Ross: Rachel!! Monica!!
Monica: (as Rachel) Um, okay. You just called a little while ago about needing a signature on the admissions form. Well, it turns out we need a whole new one (little laugh) because uh, you see, I-I, I put the wrong name again. (Little laugh) 'cause um...
Rachel: Summer catalogue! (hands him the catalogue)
Rachel: (reading the resume) And you were at this job for four years?
Rachel: You cant, because of the new skylight!
Rachel: This is Bonnie? (to Phoebe) This is Bonnie? (to Bonnie) Youre Bonnie?
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) You guys, (holds up an outfit) does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?
Rachel: Oh, hi Danny.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders.]
Rachel: and then they came back from smoking and they had made all of the decisions without me!
RACHEL: Why, when did you get out of the game?
Rachel: Oh-ohh, thank you.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The gang is surrounding Rachel at key positions.]
Rachel: I think he's stealing from me.
Rachel: Well, what is the other reason?
Rachel: Oh hey you. Thanks for coming out of me. (The baby cries.) I know. Oh. Yeah. Oh, shes looking at me. Hi! I know you.
Rachel: And I still have about five seconds to spare. (kisses him) Okay, that was about seven seconds.
Rachel: Well, apparently he scares easy.
Rachel: Please! During that second time you couldn't have picked her out of a lineup!
[Scene: The street in front of Central Perk. Rachel and Amy are walking on the sidewalk.]
Rachel: Well you have to because maybe its stupid.
Rachel: I'm not gonna gooo, so I think that will accomplish the not going.
Rachel: (sarcastically) No, I did, but tell me again, because its so romantic.
Rachel: You put these on my desk!
[Scene: An airplane cabin, Ross and Rachel are both reading as a guy stops by their row.]
Rachel: Oh really? So youre saying they just slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped on to my desk?! (I think Dogbert should have a line here.)
Rachel: Y'know who I always liked? Mork.
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: No?
Rachel: Stevie the TV?
RACHEL: Uhhhooo.
Rachel: Are you seriousReally?! Its in such good condition.
Phoebe: Hey there, you handsome thing. (Rachel and Phoebe exit.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross and Rachel are returning from a movie.]
Rachel: But dont you think Rosita wouldve wanted you to move on? I mean yknow, she did always put your comfort first.
Rachel: Joey, Joey I am so sorry.
Rachel: (grabbing her coat) Okay? You ready?
(Rachel turns for the door and makes the "Wow!" face.)
Rachel: I feel like were the only two people in the world. (She sets down her wine class, picks up a walnut, and knocks another one on the floor.) Oops. Sorry. (She reaches down to pick it up and Ross hands it to her. Ross is hiding under the couch and causes Rachel to scream.)
Rachel: (entering) Hi! Okay, dont be mad at me, but I couldnt resist.
Rachel: Oh. (puts her hand over his mouth)
Rachel: Am I going to let you watch me undress?
Rachels Boss: Now Mr. Kaplan Sr. likes his coffee strong, so your gonna use two bags instead of one, see. Now pay attention, cause this parts tricky, see some people use filters just once.
Rachel: What? Wait a minute. What are you saying, that Im a pushover? Im not a pushover.
Rachel: All right, yknow what? I-Im sorry. I will try to tone it down and uh stop yelling.
Rachel: Well, h-how is this like that?
Joey: Well, lesson learned! Rachel is mean!
Rachel: Well, she told me too! (Points to Monica and Joey glares at her.)
Rachel: God Im just a horrible person.
(Joey leaves for his bedroom, and Rachel grins. She then takes Gladys and enters Monica's apartment.)
Rachel: You will like it!
Rachel: You dont even know!
Rachel: Thats weird.
Rachel: Joey, I really dont
Rachel: Well no.
Rachel: Oh! I see. And I've sort of been maintaining my amateur status so that I can waitress in the Olympics.
Rachel: Yeah and well drop it off downstairs so that were not tempted.
Rachel: Oh good God! Ive fallen down! (She trips and falls.)
Rachel: Y'know what? I think we can just leave it at that. It's kinda like a symbolic gesture...
(Phoebe grabs each of them by an ear.) Monica and Rachel: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Rachel: Of course theyre listening to you! Everybody listens to you.
Phoebe: Now, its you little bunny friend. (She sticks it in Rachels face and they both laugh.)
Rachel: (stands up) Wow! Oh-okay, look pal, I am not in the mood to be hit on right now! But if you give me your number I will call you some other time.
Rachel: Hey Chandler!
Rachel: Well, I-Im startin too.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Well, its a long story, but umm I broke Joeys chair
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters.]
(Rachel whispers in Joeys ear.)
Rachel: Oh, its the best! (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm hows Monica?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is being yelled at by her dad over the phone, and hes been going on for so long Rachel is holding the phone away from her ear and reading a book.]
Rachel: Joey, Emma's right here! You promised not to bring girls home in the middle of the day anymore.
[Ross leaves to find Karl. Rachel takes a peek under the loincloth of one of the display models.]
Rachel: All right. So you're telling me that there is nothing going on between you and Chandler.
Rachel: Ahhhh .
Joey: Ahhh (To Rachel) Eh?
Rachel: Hey!
Ross: (To Katie) Yeah, Im just gonna grab my coat. And uh, and my whip. (Katie looks worried.) Yknow because of the Indiana Jones? (Katie laughs) Not-not because Im-Im into S&M. (Katies worried again.) Im not-Im not into anything weird. Yknow? Just-just normal sex. (Katie is uncomfortable.) So, Im gonna grab my coat. (Does so, leaving Katie and Rachel alone.)
Rachel: Uh-huh.