words in movies
Rachel: (through wall) Ooh... I love Barbados!
(Phoebe starts to listen at the other wall, where Rachel's room is. There, Joey and Rachel are kissing.)
Joey: Ooh... I can't believe I'm kissing you. I'm kissing Rachel!
Rachel: I know, I'm her!
Phoebe: (whispering) Rachel and Joey! It's Rachel and Joey!!!
Rachel: ooh...
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
(Rachel and Joey's)
Rachel: Hey, you know, before you said that nothing could happen between us? What changed?
Rachel: What? Ross and Charlie? (Joey nods) Wow! She's really making her way through the group, huh? Ah, who am I to talk?
Monica: I can't believe this. Rachel and Joey?
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
(they rush to the wall to Rachel and Joey's, and we move to that room)
Ross: (knocks on door) Rach, you there? (Joey and Rachel both get up from the bed)
Rachel: Oh, ju-ju-just stay calm. Just be calm. For all he knows we're just hanging out together. Right? Just be nonchalant. (Joey like stands at attention with his chest forward and his hands on his sides, looking up at the ceiling with his lips pouted.) That's not nonchalant!
Rachel: Oh... okay, just hide!
Rachel: Coming! Try under the bed, try under the bed!
(When Rachel starts to look under the bed if Joey would fit under there, Chandler opens the door inbetween the rooms, grabs Joey by his shirt and drags him to his room, and closes the door again)
Rachel: There's no room under the bed. (looks around because she can't find Joey anymore)
Rachel: Yeah... (still looking to see where Joey went, and opens the door)
Rachel: Hi...
Rachel: ...I really don't... (looks around again)
Rachel: Yeah, sure... (looks outside into the corridor if Joey is there)
Rachel: (clearly not listening and still trying to find out where Joey went) Uh-huh... right... yeah...
Rachel: (still searching) Oh, I know... I know it's been really hard for you.
Rachel: (now looking up at the ceiling) That is hard to say, Ross. That is hard to say.
Rachel: You would think!
Rachel: Joey!
Rachel: (still can't find him) How are you doing this?
Rachel: How... wha... Hey! What are you... What is this? Have you guys been listening this entire time?
Rachel: Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade!
Rachel: All right, look you guys... Look, we appreciate all the advice, but this is between Joey and me and I think we can handle it...
Rachel: Sure...
Rachel: Get out!
(They leave and Rachel locks the door.)
Rachel: Are they right?
Rachel: Yeah... Yeah, we can wait, we don't have to do anything tonight.
Rachel: (Joey walks to the door) Although...
Rachel: I mean, you know... Ross and I haven't dated in like... six years...
Rachel: Plus, you know, he is with Charlie now.
Rachel: No...
Rachel: Yeah...
Rachel: Forgotten.
(They want to kiss, but just before their lips touch, Rachel pulls back quickly, gasping)
Rachel: Nothing...
Rachel: Nothing... It's really... It's nothing... Come here, come here...
Rachel: Sorry, I just uhm... I can't seem to get Ross out of my head...
Rachel/Ross: Ooh, your lips are so soft... Do that again... (and she/he moves in for another kiss. Joey, pushes her head away again...)
(Ross gets up and gestures to Rachel, we cut to Joey and Rachel)
Rachel: Ross is coming over. I think now would be a really good time to talk to him.
Rachel: Okay, well keep in mind that by the time you're done, they'll probably be serving dinner.
Rachel: Still nervous?
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Yeah, yeah sure! Yeah! (mouths "Good luck" to Joey and gets up from her seat)
(They both hug, and Rachel, who was in the back of the plane, sees this and smiles.)
(Ross walks to the back of the plane, where Rachel is.)
Rachel: So hi!
Rachel: So you eh, you talked to Joey?
Rachel: Oh! That's great!
Rachel: Oh, so everything's okay?
Rachel: Ah... Well, obviously I think so too.
Rachel: Really? Excited?
Rachel: Excuse me! (and she walks back to Joey, who is still looking very impressed about what Ross said to him. Rachel looks at him and hits him.) You didn't tell him, did you?
Rachel: Oh God! Alright, fine. You know what Joey, forget it. When we go back to New York, I will tell him.
Chandler: Again, let's journey back... As I recall what Rachel said, was she had never notice the shape of your skull before. And Joey... Well, Joey didn't realise that there was anything different.
[Scene: Ross's apartment.Someone's knocking on the door. Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma.]
Ross: (gasps) Hi... There she is. Hi Emma. Oh my God, I missed you. (kisses her) Oh Emma, I missed you so much. Hey... Did you have a good time with grandma Green? Huh? Did she give you a bottle of anti-depressants again to use as a rattle? (to Rachel)
Rachel: That was one time, Ross, and they were only like 5 milligrams.
Rachel: Aaah... Ross, actually there's something that I really need to talk to you about.
Rachel: Okay, uhm... alright, here's the deal.
Rachel: What? What is it?
Rachel: Uh, look Ross, this really isn't easy.
Rachel: Because you took three hundred bottles of shampoo?
Rachel: Well, yeah... Okay, look it's about me and...
Rachel: Wow! Well, clearly this is not a good time.
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. Joey enters.]
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Well, I tried, but then he had a shampoo related emergency. So I guess now it's your turn again.
Rachel: Yeah, 'cause that's what we do.
Rachel: Okay, that sounds fair. It just means that once again we can't...
Rachel: No! Of course we can wait. Alright, so I guess that means good night then?
Rachel: Goo--ood night!
Rachel: Seriously, good night!
Rachel: Okay.
(Now they kiss passionately... and then Ross enters with Emma. They freeze, pull away and look at Ross who looks like he just can't believe what he's seeing. Joey straightens his shirt, and Rachel says I'm so-oo sorry, and presses her breasts together, just like Joey did before.)
Rachel: I dont want you to date her!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: (starting to cry) Oh Ross, thank you. Thank you. (They hug.)
Rachel: Yeah. Just, if its possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Rachel: (pause) Wow! I dont know, maybe. Im
Rachel: Really? But Im being so unreasonable.
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: Oh I get it! A man duh!
Rachel: Right! (Heads for the bathroom.)
Rachel: God. (Sits down.) I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life!
[Scene: Central Perk, time lapse, and Rachel is entering still pregnant.]
Chandler: (entering) Hey Phoebe! (To Rachel) Fatty!
Rachel: You. Like you havent done enough.
Rachel: Do you want me to come over there and sit on you? Cause Ill do it.
[Rachel leaves, and Ross follows her into the hall.]
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no, no!
Chandler: You just said Of course youre my best friend. Would you please tell Rachel though?
[Time lapse, Rachel is coming back from Chandler and Joey's.]
Rachel: In a minute!!!
Rachel: (entering) All right, all right. Lets go!
Rachel: No, Im fine.
Rachel: Ross.
Rachel: Wait a minute! She just made a scene in the middle of the ceremony!
Rachel: Can I ask you something?
Rachel: Excuse me?!
Rachel: When Carol was pregnant with Ben
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: were you this irritating?
Rachel: (silently) Okay. (Pause) Seriously, breathe louder Ross! Thats great!
Ross: (to Rachel) Oh, youre nice to her.
Joey: I know. I know. And this is so much more complicated than it was for those guys. I mean, its Rachel for God sakes.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: She has the drugs!
Rachel: Well, we are ready to try anything.
(Rachel turns and looks at Ross.)
Rachel: Great! We will do all of those.
Rachel: Bye. (She closes the door and everyone tries to sympathize with her.)
Rachel: Hi!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter.]
Rachel: Why? Why today?
Rachel: Ill take that bet.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters.]
Joey: Y-y-yeah! (As they start to leave, Rachel pauses and steals a vase with flowers in it.) Yeah you do. (They exit.)
Rachel: That proposal, at the planetarium
(Rachel turns her head to Ross and Phoebe and mouths, "No way.")
Rachel: All right, I gotta go to bed. Honey, I had such a wonderful time.
Rachel: Ross IWe tried all the spicy food. Its not working.
Joey: (entering, interrupting Rachel) Hey! I got great news!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Okay! I got the keys! Okay! Okay!
Rachel: Hey, who's this little naked guy?
Phoebe: Is Rachel having the baby?
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Rachel: Ross, you stay here and talk, Im gonna go have a baby.
Rachel: Hi! (Ross is stunned.)
Rachel: Give her some money.
Rachel: (overhearing that) What-what about me?
Rachel: Yeah, but umm Yes, but, Fonzie was already cool, so he wasn't hurt, right?
Rachel: Oh, okay.
Rachel: Yeah well it looks great!
Rachel: Then, you will definitely get him back!
Rachel: Thank you. (Dr. Long exits.) Well, I guess we have some time to kill.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: How are you?
Rachel: Yeah it is.
Rachel: Dont!! (Joey backs away frightened.)
Rachel: Thats so sweet.
Rachel: Oh.
Ross: This is Rachel. (Points at her.)
Marc: Oh hi Rachel.
Rachel: Oh you went to the movies by yourself?
Rachel: Joey, would you just come out here and stop being such a baby!
Dr. Green: Stay calm?!! How do you expect me to stay calm?! This is unacceptable Rachel! And I wanna know why?!! Is it because that punk Ross wont marry you?! Thats it! Is that it?!
Ross: (simultaneously as Rachel) Were not gonna do that.
Rachel: Oh. Oh wait no.
Rachel: No Ross! Ross! Ross! My child has no father!
Rachel: Hi!
Phoebe: Yeah. (Pause) Why arent you with Rachel?
Ross: (To Rachel) Hey. Whos that?
Rachel: Well they have uh, some unusual pet names for each other. Including umm, evil bitch and uh, sick bastard. Oh God oh! Contraction!
Joey: God. Hes crazy! Why doesnt he want to be with Rachel?
Rachel: New people.
Rachel: Joey. Joey, something feels weird and not good weird. I dontWhoa!! (Winces in pain.)
Mrs. Green: Now dont worry! Everythings gonna be okay. (Hugs Rachel while she is standing and Rachel is sitting, seeing this Monica decides to join in on the hugging by hugging Mrs. Green from behind her back.)
Rachel: Ooh! Ow!!
Rachel: Ross.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is not doing the dishes. She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like shes actually doing the dishes.]
Rachel: Hes looking at me.
Jill: No! Yknow what Rachel? Youre right, yknow he has been really nice to me.
Rachel: Hey, you guys! Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce!
Amy turns to Ross and Rachel: Why does she keep making that noise?
Chandler: (in a serious, businesslike tone) Rachel, could I see you for a moment?
Rachel: Yeah it was.
Rachel: Oh! Ive got a lot of those too!
Rachel: Come on, its not a big deal! We stayed up all night coming up with a plan so that us dating will not be a problem.
Rachel: No, forget it! No way! I am not sending anymore Ralph Lauren clothes to prison. It is a waste.
Rachel: Oh! Im sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?