words in movies
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: My God!
Joey: Hey! Rachel: Congratulations! Wow!!
Phoebe: Thank you! (to Rachel) Oh, and I have something for you!
Rachel: Mmh-mmh!
Rachel: Oh, Pheebs, baby, that's nice but, you know what, I think I'm ok. Why don't you give it to one of your other single girlfriends?
Rachel: (angrily) GIVE ME THE BOOK! (she takes it and start reading) Pablo Diaz, Brady Smith, huh, "Guy-in-van"?
Rachel: Oh!
Rachel: Phoebe, isn't Jethro Tull a band?
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel, Joey and Emma are there.]
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: I'm sorry, this sounds like something I'm never gonna be interested in.
Chandler (to Rachel): What am I gonna do now?
Rachel: Just tell Joey that you watched the tape and you liked it, but your bosses didn't. Then that way, you're the good guy and they're the bad guys.
Rachel: Who's Gladys?
Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh, and Monica gets to keep her? In her house? I am so jealous!
Rachel: Well, I mean, sure, of course. But... you already gave that to Monica, so...
Rachel: No, I couldn't let you do that.
Rachel: But I don't want you to.
Rachel: But I insist harder!
Rachel: (sarcastic) No, no, that's ok. You won fair and square. I'm so sad!
Joey: Well, you lied again! (Rachel comes out of her room and is observing the conversation)
Rachel: Did you watch the tape?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Rachel are talking.]
Rachel: But you are a liar.
Rachel: Well, this is going well. (Chandler looks worried)
Joey says "Ichiban". It displays a few girls dancing around and Joey fills most of the screen, he puts something blue on his lips and smacks them saying "Lipstick For Men!" It goes on to show him playing a guitar and putting on more blue lipstick. In the end he says seductively "Ichiban... Lipstick For Men" and "Sahiko" and it ends. Chandler and Rachel are speechless.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys. Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Rachel: (surprised by how ugly it is) Wow! (sarcastic) Oh, she's so nice and big! Oh, Monica, where are you going to display Gladys oh so proudly? (looks around for a spot)
Monica: (sounds desperate, knowing what Rachel is trying to do) I haven't really settled on a spot yet!
Rachel: Well, hey! How about right above the TV? (Points to the spot where her famous French poster is hanging). That way, it will be the first thing that you see when you walk in the door!
Rachel: (jumps at the chance to make that happen) Oh! There's nothing above your bed!!
Monica: (Impatient with Rachel) Are you still here?
(Rachel enters, checking the mail, then looks up and sees Gladys placed on the barcalounger.)
Rachel: O-oh my God!
Rachel: Joey, what... is... this...thing... doing here?
Rachel: Joey, we're not keeping this!
Rachel: Alright, fine. You can keep it. As long as you don't mind that she's haunted.
Rachel: Well, legend has it Joey, that... she comes alive when you're asleep.
(Joey's eyes are twice their size now, and looks nervously from Rachel to Gladys and back.)
Rachel: She climbs out of the frame, and then drags her half-a-body across the floor, just looking for legs to steal. (in a spooky, slow voice) And then with her one good hand, she slo-o-owly re-e-a-aches up and turns your doorknob.
(Joey leaves for his bedroom, and Rachel grins. She then takes Gladys and enters Monica's apartment.)
Rachel: Well, why I told him it's haunted. Two can play at this game. (gives Gladys to Monica)
Monica: No, too late. You can't give it back! (she pushes the painting back to Rachel)
Rachel: Yes I can! (pushes her back again)
Rachel: She's yours!
Rachel: She's yours!
Rachel: She's mine!
Rachel: She's mine!
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! You don't have to fight over her anymore. (she goes out into the hallway and enters with an even more hideous painting/collage. One of those faceles mannequins heads wearing a blueish dress and orange gloves reaching out into the room. Around the head 3 small dolls are hovering.) Whoever doesn't get Gladys gets Glynnis. (Rachel and Monica are gasping for air at the sight of this monstrous piece of art.)
Rachel: I want Gladys!
Rachel: She's mine!
Rachel: She's mine!
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's. Joey's home alone, reading a Sports Illustrated magazine when Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch.]
Rachel: Excellent!
(The door opens, and there is Gladys, still in her frame though. Joey panics and moves frantically, screaming. Then there is laughing, and the painting is lowered. It was Rachel holding Gladys.)
Rachel: Ha ha ha, third time this week. Man, this does not get old.
Rachel: Oh, don't be such a baby!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
Monica: NOW!!!!!!!! (Rachel runs off and Monica gets up to follow her.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly.]
(Mr. Thompson looks shocked and at Rachel, she suddenly starts laughing.)
Rachel: Well
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Rachel: Kinda.
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? (Shes not quite sure of that one.)
Rachel: I just, Phoebe, said yknow thought she saw something between you guys.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Ohh, my new assistant is working out, yes.
Rachel: Yeah and you had fun teaching him how to be all Joey.
Rachel: Im sorry Joey.
Rachel: Yknow who doesnt even like dirty movies? My new boyfriend Joshua.
Rachel: All right, all right, well you just blew your chances at dating Bob!
Rachel: Joey, why would you do that?
Rachel: Really? (Giggles.)
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
Rachel: Oh, Danny just went into room 217.
Rachel: Hi!
Kathy: Hey Rachel!
Rachel: Sorry. Im so exited! Ive been waiting for this for months! I got my hair coloured! I got new sheets! Im making him a very fancy meal.
Rachel: Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around and... and not have it be a big deal?
Monica and Rachel: (less than enthused) Great.
Rachel: Oh wow! (She takes a bite, but holds the sandwich vertically so that the stuff falls out.)
Rachel: Well yeah, sure, whats up?
Rachel: (very relived) Oh! Thank God!
Rachel: Oh, did you not want people to know that?
Rachel: Ohh, you can say. Come on, I dont want you to feel like you cant tell me things. (Motions for him to sit down.)
Rachel: Oh really?!
Rachel: Whys that?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: (Pause) Yeah, shes gay.
Rachel: Kay.
Rachel: Really! What is with that guy? I mean you'd forgive me if I fogged you.
Rachel: So, is this just gonna be you and Carol?
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Rachel: Yeah. Ahh, heres a box of your stuff. (hands him a box)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair.]
Rachel: Hey, I thought that guy was married.
Rachel: Oh, I gotta get back to work.
Rachel: I am not gonna get fired, because Im not gonna act on it.
Rachel: Why? Is he? He is! Isnt he? Hes dating that slut in marketing!
Rachel: Oh, great could you make me four copies of those?
Rachel: Well of course we will help you decide! We will do anything we can to help you! Now, I would like to make a toast, to the future Mrs. Chandler Bing (A woman at the table behind them overhears Chandlers name and starts listening closer), my best friend, and truly one of the nicest people that
Rachel: No. Why?
Melissa: Hey Rachel!
Rachel: Oh yeah. All right, back to work.
Rachel: Yeah Melissa, I dont want to be known as the uh, office bitch, but I will call your supervisor.
Rachel: Hi Joey! What are you doing here?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast.]
Rachel: I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down.
Rachel: Yes you do, if you're going to make me feel guilty for getting a free massage!
Rachel: Hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight?
(Ross resumes playing, this time accompanied by Phoebe screeching out Es in tune with Ross. While Phoebe is singing along, Rachel is having a very difficult time keeping a straight face. Thankfully, Ross gives up after a little while.)
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Y'know what, just give me a second and I'll be out of your hair. I'm just gonna grab a jacket. When I get back, I want every little detail. (There's a knock on the door.) Maybe that's him. (Goes to answer the door.)
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey is now showing Rachel around.]
Rachel: Doctor you gotta do something! I think you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.
Rachel: I don't know where the phone is.
Rachel: C'mon, he's right. Tit for tat.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: (yelling) Just sit over there!! (Points to the port side.)
Rachel: Plus, you know, he is with Charlie now.
[Scene: The street outside the building, Rachel is running to catch up with Caitlin.]
Rachel: Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night?
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: Ohh thats nice.
Rachel: (Pause) Oh.
Rachel: Yeah, and-and-and by someone, she means Joey.
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
Rachel: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: (To Joey) So, will you talk to him?
Tag: Oh, yeah, this is from Rachel.
Rachel: Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?
Rachel: Id love that. I would loooove (Carol goes to make the coffee and she sits down.) So uh, so where is sweet little Ben? I would love to have a little...
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: Heywhoa, slow down. (Gets a whiff of him) No, keep moving. (Joey runs off.) Wow!
Rachel: Wow! I did not see that coming.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Yes! Hell yes!
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One With George Stephanopoulos, Phoebe is showing Monica and Rachel that she brought Operation to their slumber party.]
Rachel: Id love to!
Rachel: Of course its true and it hurts so bad.
Rachel: Oh, no sit-ups today Tag?
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
Rachel: Me too!
Rachel: Uh-hmm.
Monica: Rachel would be Phoebes, I would be Rachels, that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset.
Rachel: Hypothetically!
Rachel: Yeah thats actually a pretty good idea.
Rachel: Yes it is! It is true! I went, I went after Ross in stupid London.
Rachel: Right! But, none of that compared to how kind and-and how gentle and thoughtful he is. (Rubbing his shoulder.)
Rachel: Fine!
[cut back to Rachels bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed]