words in movies
Rachel: (running from the guy's apartment with Joey in tow) Hey, what's-what's going on?!
Ross: (happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.) (To Joey and Rachel) You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? Big news!
Rachel: Awww, no, it's okay, we've actually known for a while.
Ross: What? What? What?! You guys knew? (Joey and Rachel backup against the door.) You all knew and you didn't tell me?!!
Rachel: Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react.
Rachel: Oh! Oh, I just thought of the greatest wedding gift to get you.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: She is so cute! You could fit her right in your little pocket!
Rachel: Aww, Joey, come here. (She takes his hand.) Look honey, I know this must be really, really difficult for you and I--Oh, I'm sorry. Am I hurting you?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building.]
Chandler: (To Rachel) Sounds like a fun party.
Rachel: Hmm. Look, Ross, if you want your neighbors to like you, why don't you just pay the hundred bucks? The party's gonna cost you way more than that.
Rachel: Okay, I thought it was about your neighbors liking you.
Rachel: And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.
Rachel: Umm, Chandler, you do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head.
Rachel: Well, because she loves you and because you love her.
Rachel: Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.
Rachel: No, you're right, you are absolutely right. I mean that makes, that makes everything different.
Rachel: Not unless different means the same.
Monica: You don't know everything. Did you know that I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm? And did you know that the only baby around here is you?! And did you know that I can't even look at you right now?! (She storms out.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters. He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing.]
Rachel: Hi! Wow! You look, you look big.
Rachel: Uhhh, yeah. But it's not obvious why.
Rachel: Hey! Hey, cute jacket!
Katie: Oh, thanks! That's so sweet! (She punches Rachel like she punched Joey.)
Rachel: Oh! Ow! (Joey motions, "You see what I mean?!")
Katie: Oh, ow! Did Joey tell you to say that? You guys, (Punches Joey) are too much! (Punches Rachel.)
Rachel: Whoa! (Laughs) Y'know what Katie? I gotta tell ya I-I-I-I think you are the one who is too much. (She punches Katie back.)
Katie: Ohh, Joey has the nicest friends! (She punches Rachel.)
Rachel: Ohh, and the nicest girlfriend! (She retaliates.)
Katie: You're so sweet! (Punches Rachel yet again.)
Rachel: Ohh, you're so sweet! (She kicks Katie in the shin.)
(She looks at Rachel and storms out. After she's left Joey hugs Rachel in thanks.)
(Phoebe hides her eyes in shame. Rachel is starring at them wide-eyed and open-mouthed. Joey and Ross are stunned to temporary silence.)
Rachel: Ohhhh, I cannot look at it! (She doesn't move.)
Rachel: Oh no wait Pheebs, I think for something like that you just ask them to move in with you. But I'm not sure, Chandler?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
Monica: NOW!!!!!!!! (Rachel runs off and Monica gets up to follow her.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly.]
(Mr. Thompson looks shocked and at Rachel, she suddenly starts laughing.)
Rachel: Well
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Rachel: Kinda.
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? (Shes not quite sure of that one.)
Rachel: I just, Phoebe, said yknow thought she saw something between you guys.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Ohh, my new assistant is working out, yes.
Rachel: Yeah and you had fun teaching him how to be all Joey.
Rachel: Im sorry Joey.
Rachel: Yknow who doesnt even like dirty movies? My new boyfriend Joshua.
Rachel: All right, all right, well you just blew your chances at dating Bob!
Rachel: Joey, why would you do that?
Rachel: Really? (Giggles.)
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
Rachel: Oh, Danny just went into room 217.
Rachel: Hi!
Kathy: Hey Rachel!
Rachel: Sorry. Im so exited! Ive been waiting for this for months! I got my hair coloured! I got new sheets! Im making him a very fancy meal.
Rachel: Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around and... and not have it be a big deal?
Monica and Rachel: (less than enthused) Great.
Rachel: Oh wow! (She takes a bite, but holds the sandwich vertically so that the stuff falls out.)
Rachel: Well yeah, sure, whats up?
Rachel: (very relived) Oh! Thank God!
Rachel: Oh, did you not want people to know that?
Rachel: Ohh, you can say. Come on, I dont want you to feel like you cant tell me things. (Motions for him to sit down.)
Rachel: Oh really?!
Rachel: Whys that?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: (Pause) Yeah, shes gay.
Rachel: Kay.
Rachel: Really! What is with that guy? I mean you'd forgive me if I fogged you.
Rachel: So, is this just gonna be you and Carol?
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Rachel: Yeah. Ahh, heres a box of your stuff. (hands him a box)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair.]
Rachel: Hey, I thought that guy was married.
Rachel: Oh, I gotta get back to work.
Rachel: I am not gonna get fired, because Im not gonna act on it.
Rachel: Why? Is he? He is! Isnt he? Hes dating that slut in marketing!
Rachel: Oh, great could you make me four copies of those?
Rachel: Well of course we will help you decide! We will do anything we can to help you! Now, I would like to make a toast, to the future Mrs. Chandler Bing (A woman at the table behind them overhears Chandlers name and starts listening closer), my best friend, and truly one of the nicest people that
Rachel: No. Why?
Melissa: Hey Rachel!
Rachel: Oh yeah. All right, back to work.
Rachel: Yeah Melissa, I dont want to be known as the uh, office bitch, but I will call your supervisor.
Rachel: Hi Joey! What are you doing here?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast.]
Rachel: I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down.
Rachel: Yes you do, if you're going to make me feel guilty for getting a free massage!
Rachel: Hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight?
(Ross resumes playing, this time accompanied by Phoebe screeching out Es in tune with Ross. While Phoebe is singing along, Rachel is having a very difficult time keeping a straight face. Thankfully, Ross gives up after a little while.)
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Y'know what, just give me a second and I'll be out of your hair. I'm just gonna grab a jacket. When I get back, I want every little detail. (There's a knock on the door.) Maybe that's him. (Goes to answer the door.)
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey is now showing Rachel around.]
Rachel: Doctor you gotta do something! I think you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.
Rachel: I don't know where the phone is.
Rachel: C'mon, he's right. Tit for tat.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: (yelling) Just sit over there!! (Points to the port side.)
Rachel: Plus, you know, he is with Charlie now.
[Scene: The street outside the building, Rachel is running to catch up with Caitlin.]
Rachel: Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night?
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: Ohh thats nice.
Rachel: (Pause) Oh.
Rachel: Yeah, and-and-and by someone, she means Joey.
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
Rachel: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: (To Joey) So, will you talk to him?
Tag: Oh, yeah, this is from Rachel.
Rachel: Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?
Rachel: Id love that. I would loooove (Carol goes to make the coffee and she sits down.) So uh, so where is sweet little Ben? I would love to have a little...
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: Heywhoa, slow down. (Gets a whiff of him) No, keep moving. (Joey runs off.) Wow!
Rachel: Wow! I did not see that coming.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Yes! Hell yes!
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One With George Stephanopoulos, Phoebe is showing Monica and Rachel that she brought Operation to their slumber party.]
Rachel: Id love to!
Rachel: Of course its true and it hurts so bad.
Rachel: Oh, no sit-ups today Tag?
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
Rachel: Me too!
Rachel: Uh-hmm.
Monica: Rachel would be Phoebes, I would be Rachels, that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset.
Rachel: Hypothetically!
Rachel: Yeah thats actually a pretty good idea.
Rachel: Yes it is! It is true! I went, I went after Ross in stupid London.
Rachel: Right! But, none of that compared to how kind and-and how gentle and thoughtful he is. (Rubbing his shoulder.)
Rachel: Fine!
[cut back to Rachels bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed]