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Rachel: (Comes in the front door and walks towards the kitchen.) Hi.
Rachel: Oh, yknow I'm not that much of a sweet tooth. I(Chandler puts a forkful of the cheesecake in her mouth.)Wow. My God, so creamy. Oh my God, this is the best cheesecake I have ever had. Where did you get this? (She reaches over to look at the label on the box.)
Rachel: Chandler, this is not addressed to you. This is addressed to Mrs. Braverman downstairs. (Gasping) Thief.
Rachel: Why, why not?
Rachel: Chandler, you stole this cheesecake. That is wrong.
Rachel: (taking a bite) Oh, Im sorry what?
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone except Rachel is there as Joey gets up and starts putting on his coat.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Monica, Chandler, Rachel, and Ross are playing Monopoly as Phoebe enters angrily.]
Rachel: Umm, I think hes still out. Whats wrong?
Phoebe: Well, Ill tell you Rachel Karen Green, I had plans with Joey tonight and he left me this note. (Hands it to Rachel.)
Rachel: (reading the note) "Pheebs, cant make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." (Laughs) Big Daddy?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters to find Chandler staring at another cheesecake box.]
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: So just bring it back downstairs, whats the problem?
Rachel: Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?
Rachel: It was cheesecake. It was fine. It had a buttery, crumbly, graham cracker crust, with a very rich yet light, cream cheese filling (Pause) Wow! My whole mouth just filled with saliva!
Rachel: Yeah and well drop it off downstairs so that were not tempted.
Rachel: Mommas Little Bakery, Chicago, Illinois. (They exit with the cheesecake.)
[Scene: The Lobby of Chandler and Rachels building, Chandler and Rachel are returning from lunch.]
Rachel: What? Wait a minute, I didnt pay, I thought you paid!
Chandler: So apparently we just dont pay for food anymore. (Rachel laughs then Chandler notices something.) Do you see what I see?
Rachel: (gasps) Its still there! (The cheesecake they returned to Mrs. Braverman is still lying in front of her door.)
Rachel: She could be out of town. Maybe shell be gone for months.
Rachel: No that could kill her.
Rachel: No so were protecting her.
Rachel: But we should move quick.
Rachel: Because I think I just heard her moving around in there.
Chandler: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! (Rachel grabs the cheesecake and they take off upstairs.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Chandler are eating the cheesecake right out of the box.]
Rachel: (taking a bite) Oh my God! That is so good!
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Oh its umm, its tofu cake. Do you want some? (He makes a disgusted noise and heads for his room, Chandler follows him in.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is eating the cheesecake and Chandler enters and catches her in the act.]
Rachel: (with a mouthful) Mm-mmm. (Nods no.)
Rachel: Oh, what are you going to do?! Are you gonna go run tell Monica?! Are you gonna tell Joey?! No! Because then you will have to tell them what we did! We are desert stealers! We are living outside the law!
Rachel: What?! What?!
Rachel: Wait a minute!
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no, no you dont!
Rachel: You think I trust you with it?! No! Were gonna split it! You take half and I take half!
Rachel: What? Oh, well then yknow what? I think Monica would be very interested to know that you called her cheesecake dry and mealy.
Rachel: Okay! (Grabs a knife and cuts it in half.) All right, pick a half.
Rachel: Oh for God sake just pick a piece!
Rachel: Thats also the smaller piece. (Puts the piece onto a plate.) Okay, there you go. Enjoy your half my friend, but that is it. No sharing. No switching, and dont come crying to me if you eat your piece to fast. (As shes saying that she is backing out the door, when she finishes she turns around to return to her place, stumbles and drops the cheesecake on the floor.) Oh!!!!
Rachel: Okay, you gotta give me some of your piece.
Chandler: Oh-ho-ho-ho-no! No! No switching! No sharing, and dont come crying to me! Ha-ha-ha! I may just sit here and have my cake all day! Just sit here in the hallway and eat my (Rachel knocks the plate from his hand and it falls on the floor. That process leaves just the forkful Chandler has, Rachel starts to go after that little bit and Chandler retreats into his apartment.)
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor.]
Rachel: Oh! Yay! Look! Theres a piece that doesnt have floor on it!
Rachel: Hey, come on now!
(Joey finishes climbing the stairs and sees them. Chandler and Rachel both stop and look up at him. Joey sits down on the step.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
Monica: NOW!!!!!!!! (Rachel runs off and Monica gets up to follow her.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly.]
(Mr. Thompson looks shocked and at Rachel, she suddenly starts laughing.)
Rachel: Well
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Rachel: Kinda.
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? (Shes not quite sure of that one.)
Rachel: I just, Phoebe, said yknow thought she saw something between you guys.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Ohh, my new assistant is working out, yes.
Rachel: Yeah and you had fun teaching him how to be all Joey.
Rachel: Im sorry Joey.
Rachel: Yknow who doesnt even like dirty movies? My new boyfriend Joshua.
Rachel: All right, all right, well you just blew your chances at dating Bob!
Rachel: Joey, why would you do that?
Rachel: Really? (Giggles.)
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
Rachel: Oh, Danny just went into room 217.
Rachel: Hi!
Kathy: Hey Rachel!
Rachel: Sorry. Im so exited! Ive been waiting for this for months! I got my hair coloured! I got new sheets! Im making him a very fancy meal.
Rachel: Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around and... and not have it be a big deal?
Monica and Rachel: (less than enthused) Great.
Rachel: Oh wow! (She takes a bite, but holds the sandwich vertically so that the stuff falls out.)
Rachel: Well yeah, sure, whats up?
Rachel: (very relived) Oh! Thank God!
Rachel: Oh, did you not want people to know that?
Rachel: Ohh, you can say. Come on, I dont want you to feel like you cant tell me things. (Motions for him to sit down.)
Rachel: Oh really?!
Rachel: Whys that?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: (Pause) Yeah, shes gay.
Rachel: Kay.
Rachel: Really! What is with that guy? I mean you'd forgive me if I fogged you.
Rachel: So, is this just gonna be you and Carol?
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Rachel: Yeah. Ahh, heres a box of your stuff. (hands him a box)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair.]
Rachel: Hey, I thought that guy was married.
Rachel: Oh, I gotta get back to work.
Rachel: I am not gonna get fired, because Im not gonna act on it.
Rachel: Why? Is he? He is! Isnt he? Hes dating that slut in marketing!
Rachel: Oh, great could you make me four copies of those?
Rachel: Well of course we will help you decide! We will do anything we can to help you! Now, I would like to make a toast, to the future Mrs. Chandler Bing (A woman at the table behind them overhears Chandlers name and starts listening closer), my best friend, and truly one of the nicest people that
Rachel: No. Why?
Melissa: Hey Rachel!
Rachel: Oh yeah. All right, back to work.
Rachel: Yeah Melissa, I dont want to be known as the uh, office bitch, but I will call your supervisor.
Rachel: Hi Joey! What are you doing here?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast.]
Rachel: I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down.
Rachel: Yes you do, if you're going to make me feel guilty for getting a free massage!
Rachel: Hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight?
(Ross resumes playing, this time accompanied by Phoebe screeching out Es in tune with Ross. While Phoebe is singing along, Rachel is having a very difficult time keeping a straight face. Thankfully, Ross gives up after a little while.)
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Y'know what, just give me a second and I'll be out of your hair. I'm just gonna grab a jacket. When I get back, I want every little detail. (There's a knock on the door.) Maybe that's him. (Goes to answer the door.)
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey is now showing Rachel around.]
Rachel: Doctor you gotta do something! I think you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.
Rachel: I don't know where the phone is.
Rachel: C'mon, he's right. Tit for tat.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: (yelling) Just sit over there!! (Points to the port side.)
Rachel: Plus, you know, he is with Charlie now.
[Scene: The street outside the building, Rachel is running to catch up with Caitlin.]
Rachel: Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night?
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: Ohh thats nice.
Rachel: (Pause) Oh.
Rachel: Yeah, and-and-and by someone, she means Joey.
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
Rachel: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: (To Joey) So, will you talk to him?
Tag: Oh, yeah, this is from Rachel.
Rachel: Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?
Rachel: Id love that. I would loooove (Carol goes to make the coffee and she sits down.) So uh, so where is sweet little Ben? I would love to have a little...
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: Heywhoa, slow down. (Gets a whiff of him) No, keep moving. (Joey runs off.) Wow!
Rachel: Wow! I did not see that coming.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Yes! Hell yes!
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One With George Stephanopoulos, Phoebe is showing Monica and Rachel that she brought Operation to their slumber party.]
Rachel: Id love to!
Rachel: Of course its true and it hurts so bad.
Rachel: Oh, no sit-ups today Tag?
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
Rachel: Me too!
Rachel: Uh-hmm.
Monica: Rachel would be Phoebes, I would be Rachels, that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset.
Rachel: Hypothetically!
Rachel: Yeah thats actually a pretty good idea.
Rachel: Yes it is! It is true! I went, I went after Ross in stupid London.
Rachel: Right! But, none of that compared to how kind and-and how gentle and thoughtful he is. (Rubbing his shoulder.)
Rachel: Fine!
[cut back to Rachels bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed]