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Rachel: Do you have anything that would... get us out of them?
[Scene: Barbados, hotel lounge. David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived.]
Rachel: Hey! Hey what's going on?
(Rachel turns around and sees Chandler and Monica arriving)
Rachel: Alright, I don't wanna alarm anybody, but Monica's hair is twice as big as it was when we landed!
Rachel: Ooh! You guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known it's such a romantic place. That's all, I just wish I could (looks at Joey who is at the check in desk) share that with a guy.
Rachel: Not Joey, no, I was just lusting after Chandler.
Chandler: Monica, can I talk to you for a sec? (Pulls her away from Phoebe and Rachel)
Monica: Ok fine. I'll handle this. (goes to Phoebe who's talking to Rachel) Phoebe?
Ross: Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. (Someone knocks on the door, Ross goes to open and it's Joey, Rachel and Chandler).
Rachel: (looking out the window) What's with the rain, Geller? I mean, when I signed up for Dino Week, nobody said anything about it being monsoon season.
Rachel: It's not the time Charlie.
Rachel: You know, this happens all the time to my computer at work.
Rachel: Well, I usually go... play Tetris on somebody else's computer.
Joey: Hey don't worry about that! I mean, Ross needs you! And Rachel and I will stay and help anyway we can.
Rachel: Ugh.
Ross: Alright, ok, let's do it. (Ross sits down at the desk and they all gather around him) Uhm, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating... uhm, and then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment of the Mesozoic era, the breakup of Pangea, hello! (Rachel and Joey look confused) And then, there's the... eh... there's the overview of the Triassic.
Joey: Oh, oh! Any chance any of this happened in a "Galaxy far, far away"? (Ross turns aroud and glares at him. Joey and Rachel decide to leave).
[Scene: The hall, full of paleontologists. Rachel and Joey are walking around]
Rachel: Well, I've brought some books. We could read.
Rachel: We can't. We're not pharmacists!
Rachel: (picking up another random badge) Kate Miller?
Rachel: And... that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.
Rachel: Thank you. (they walk away)
[Scene: the Pharmacist convention. Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails]
Rachel: I know, that old lady at the end was ready to take you home.
Rachel: Well, let's see. There was a really big guy that I was talking to, with the really nice breasts...
Rachel: (takes a sip from her drink, embarassed) No.
Rachel: No, I'm not blushing, I'm sunburnt! From, you know, the rain.
Rachel: No.
Rachel: Joey! (she walks away; Joey goes after her teasing and tickling her)
Rachel: Joey, come on! It doesn't matter, you know, it's not like anything's gonna happen.
Rachel: Oh! (pause) Ok. Ok, you really wanna know who it is?
Rachel: Do ya?
(Joey smiles at them. Rachel looks annoyed)
Rachel: Later! La...
Rachel: Ok. See you, bye.
(Ross and Rachel watch them walk away and sigh. They look at each other, embarassed.)
Ross and Rachel: Ok, good night!
(Rachel runs in)
Rachel: (walking in hurriedly) Open your drapes! Open your drapes!
(Rachel opens the drapes)
Rachel: Nooo!
Rachel: Look at that woman sitting by the pool getting tan... so leathery and wrinkled, I'm so jealous!
(Rachel laughs)
Rachel: Homo.
Rachel: All right! Well, uh... (to Monica) we're gonna hit the beach?
Rachel: (to Ross, in a flattering tone) It was really... great!
Rachel: Oh!
(Rachel, Joey and Chandler pat him on his shoulders and walk off, together with Monica)
Joey: (interrupting her) Hey! Don't worry about it! It was fine! I ended up having the best time with Rachel! I just felt bad for you, stuck in that room, working on Ross's speech... (pulls a face)
Rachel: Oh! Weather bitch! (turns the TV off)
Rachel: It's open! (Joey walks in) Hi, Joe!
Rachel: (worried) What, is everything ok?
Rachel: Nooooo, why?
Rachel: (laughing) Oh, that's crazy!
Rachel: ... yeah, it's true.
Rachel: (pretending to be offended) What, hey!
Rachel: W-What are you, what are you talking about?
Rachel: Ok... uh... maybe you're not always going after the wrong girl...
Rachel: Yeah, I'm not talking about her...
Rachel: You know? Forget it!
Rachel: No, I-I-I-I don't, I actually don't know who I'm talking about! So!
Rachel: Yeah, sure!
(Joey walks out, while Rachel is pensive. Once he's out of her room, he suddenly realizes who she was talking about and goes back in. He looks at her in disbelief and she looks like she was caught red-handed)
[Scene: Rachel's hotel room. Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel]
Rachel: (nearly whispering) Ok, let's not make a big thing about this!
Rachel: Not working with me, Joe! Here's the thing: lately I have been having thoughts (pauses) musings, if you will!
Rachel: Only like a month!
Rachel: What the... DIAL IT DOWN! (Joey goes to sit on the bed) Listen, ok, and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do, I have, I've been thinking about... you know, us! (looks at Joey, who's totally distraught) Ok, dial it up a little!
Rachel: Shoot!
Rachel: I don't know, I'm not trying to do anything, it's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know... I mean, aren't you just a... little curious... (insinuating) what that would be like?...
Rachel: (puzzled) Who...?
Rachel: Oh yes, of course, I remember him!
Rachel: Yeah, he did! (smiling) Oh, see, this is what I'm talking about!
Rachel: But can it... just... happen a little bit?
Rachel: But why, why not?
Rachel: But that wasn't gonna stop you before!
Rachel: (regretful) I'm sorry, too! (they look at each other sadly, then she recollects, and puts her hands over her eyes) OH GOD! I shouldn't have said anything!
Rachel: It's not a big deal!
Rachel: It's so not a big deal!
Rachel: Ok!
(They shake hands, he walks out and shuts the door, then seems to change his mind, moves to open the door, than changes his mind again and leans over the door. Just then, Rachel opens the door)
Rachel: Ok, I...
Rachel: AAAHHHH!
Rachel: What?
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
[Cut to Rachel and Mrs. Green.]
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Everybody down! Everybody down! (Rachel turns off the lights and everyone crouches. As everyone crouches, a ripping noise erupts from the assemblage.)
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Yes. Yes I do.
Mrs. Green: Oh Rachel!
Rachel: Wh-wh-what? What?
Rachel: I knew it! I knew it, ahh .
Rachel: So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?!
Rachel: What? You guys, come on! What am I going to do?
Rachel: Ross, you know what? She may need one..We're just going to have to make our peace with that!
Rachel: Oh yeah. Okay, see mom, the truth is I can do this on my own.
Rachel: Mom thats okay that you didnt get you a gift!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that morning. The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy. Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table.]
Rachel: Wow!
(Mrs. Green goes into the kitchen and Rachel follows her.)
(Dr. Long exits and Rachel starts to cry.)
Rachel: Phoebe! You picked Joey and Ross?! You can not have two backups!
Monica: Rachel, listen to your mother. She is very smart.
Rachel: Please, make sure she comes. Its really important to me, I mean its my mom!
Rachel: (entering from her room) Honey, we have to go. Our reservations are at 8:00.
<Rachel grabs Ross' hand for support and starts to cry a little>
Rachel: Okay mommy, dont ever leave me. (Hugs her.)
Rachel: Ok, Paulo, why don't you just go get dressed, and then you be on your way, ok, bye-bye. (Paulo goes into his room.)
Rachel: Ohh, honey no problem. Okay. (Gets up.)
Rachel: So umm, youre gonna stay with me as long as I need you?
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: No. Shes going to live with us for eight weeks.
Rachel: Wait-wait where are you going? Where are you going?
Rachel opens their door: Hi.
(Rachel joins Monica who is in the kitchen area, opening the wine bottle. Rachel checks that the doctors aren't listening, then lowers her voice anyway.)
Rachel: ...medium...hmm...any cookies left?
Rachel: Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy. This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon.
Rachel: Oh, yeah. And uh, the best part though, when the uh, waiter spilled water down my back, I jumped up, and my boob popped out.
Mrs. Green: Well Rachel needs help with the baby.
Rachel: I hope youre going somewhere with this.
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: Thank you. (Hugs him.)
Ross: Oh. (Rachel and he start to stand up.)
(Rachel looks bored. At this point, Rossa figment of Rachel's imagination shows up on the balcony and starts talking to her.)
Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?
Rachel: (closing a book) Okay! Im ready.
Rachel: A card! A card! I pick a card!
Rachel: Uh, well, I think, I think he broke up with me.
Rachel: Okay. (watching the tape) Ooh, my! (Rachel jumps when the woman starts screaming) Woah! Why is that baby torturing that woman?!
Rachel: Well that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.
Rachel: I didnt write it.
Rachel: Ross!
[Scene: The Hallway, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note.]
Rachel: I am freaking out!
Rachel: That is seven days!
Rachel: Yeah but yknow what they say Mon, "Theres no such thing as bad press."
Rachel: My due date is in one week!
Rachel: Im serious.
Rachel: Honey, this is not your fault, just because you guys had a fight, it does not justify her sleeping with someone.
Rachel: (stopping him) Oh, wait Ross! Im sorry, one more thing!
Rachel: Really?! Oh my God! Im successful!
Rachel: (to everybody) All right, let’s get this party started, huh? Joey and Phoebe are gonna perform a little something for us.
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: No-no-no! No, no, no, were not married.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Hi Pheebs!
Rachel: Oh yeah! You reallyYou look great.
Rachel: Okay, get ready to see some beggin!
Chandler: (To Rachel) Did you like me when we first met?
Rachel: But yknow umm, Rachel doesnt rhyme with draddle.
Rachel: So, you had a good day huh? Big commission; picked up a daddy.
Rachel: So you guys go, have a really good time.
Rachel: Oh okay, I see what youre doing there.
(Rachel holds her hand in order to support her head. Mr Zellner obviously overheard the conversation.)
Rachel: Ohh! (walking away from the window) Phoebe, this is all your fault! Now he loves her, hes gonna marry her, and this is all your fault.
Rachel: You like that? (She climbs on the barcalounger seductively, putting her knees next to Joey's hips.) Let's take this into high gear (She pulls the barcalounger lever and seat reclines. She puts one of her knees between his legs and begins to kiss his neck.)
Rachel: Im fine, but thats not important. Whats important is how was she?
Rachel: Hi! Youre back from your date!
Rachel: I dont want you to date her!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: (starting to cry) Oh Ross, thank you. Thank you. (They hug.)
Rachel: Yeah. Just, if its possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Rachel: (pause) Wow! I dont know, maybe. Im
Rachel: Really? But Im being so unreasonable.
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: Oh I get it! A man duh!
Rachel: Right! (Heads for the bathroom.)
Rachel: God. (Sits down.) I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life!
[Scene: Central Perk, time lapse, and Rachel is entering still pregnant.]
Chandler: (entering) Hey Phoebe! (To Rachel) Fatty!
Rachel: You. Like you havent done enough.
Rachel: Do you want me to come over there and sit on you? Cause Ill do it.
[Rachel leaves, and Ross follows her into the hall.]
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no, no!
Chandler: You just said Of course youre my best friend. Would you please tell Rachel though?
[Time lapse, Rachel is coming back from Chandler and Joey's.]
Rachel: In a minute!!!
Rachel: (entering) All right, all right. Lets go!
Rachel: No, Im fine.
Rachel: Ross.
Rachel: Wait a minute! She just made a scene in the middle of the ceremony!
Rachel: Can I ask you something?
Rachel: Excuse me?!
Rachel: When Carol was pregnant with Ben