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[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Ross is in the living room covering Emma.� Rachel enters wearing a sexy dress.]
RACHEL: Well, I hope the ends of these sentences are good.
RACHEL: Oh well, well thank you.� (She laughs.� He stares for a moment.)� Okay, stop.� Stop looking at me like that.� The last time that happened, (points to Ross) that happened.� (points to Emma.)
RACHEL: Yeah, yeah.� Phoebe and I are going to have so much fun.� And thank you for watching the baby, by the way.
RACHEL: Phoebe's Mike?
RACHEL: I didn't know you guys hung out.
RACHEL: Oh that's so cute:� Ross and Mike's first date.� Is that going to be awkward?� I mean, what are you guys going to talk about?
(Rachel nods.� There is a knock on the door.)
RACHEL: Yeah.
RACHEL: Hey.
RACHEL: (to Ross) Ok.� So now, I think Emma is probably down for the night, but if you need anything Ross . . .
RACHEL: Okay.� You too.� And I hope you score.� (to Mike) Bye.
[Scene: A bar.� Rachel and Phoebe are bringing their drinks from the bar to a sofa.]
RACHEL: Oh God.� It seems like forever ago.
RACHEL: Well, um . . . I don't know.� I mean, for a long time nothing.� But you know, actually right before you picked me up, Ross and I had a . . . ah . . . little thing.
RACHEL: Well, um, first he told me he liked how I looked.� And, ah, then we had a little . . . um . . . eye-contact.
RACHEL: Mm-hmm.
RACHEL: Oh.� (to Phoebe) Should we send them something back?
RACHEL: No!� Wait!� No, no.� Don't do that!� That's going to make them think they can come over here.
RACHEL: Well, we're not here to meet guys.� You have a boyfriend, I have a b. . . baby and a Ross.
[Scene: The bar.� Two men are chatting with Rachel and Phoebe.]
RACHEL: Oh my God.� I can't believe you live in that building.� My grandmother lives in that building.� Ida Green?� No sense of personal space?� Kind of smells like chicken?� Looks like a potato.
RACHEL: That's my bubby!
KEVIN: All right. It's no big deal. BILL: So, she has a boyfriend. What is your situation? RACHEL: Oh, well, it's complicated. I don't actually have a boyfriend.� But um. . . BILL: Then, can I have your number? RACHEL: (pause) I'm sorry, no. BILL: Okay. (They start to walk away.) RACHEL: Oh sure.� (She pulls a business card from her purse and writes on it.) PHOEBE: (Reading the card.) Oh my God, you're giving your real number. BILL: Okay, thanks. I'll give you a call later tonight. RACHEL: Great. BILL: Bye PHOEBE: Bye. (The guys leave.) Wow. So, that's great. You, Bill, Ross, and Emma are going to be so happy together. What were you thinking?
RACHEL: I don't know.� He was cute, and he liked me.� It was an impulse.
RACHEL: No.� No, because I know exactly how the conversation's gonna go.� "Hey Ross, you know, I think we had a moment before."
RACHEL: (lowers voice to imitate Ross) "Yeah."� (Clears throat.)� "Me too."
RACHEL: (as herself) "Well, but I'm not sure I really want to do anything about it."
RACHEL: (as Ross) "Yeah."� (Clears throat twice.) "Me neither." (Clears throat again.)
RACHEL: (as herself) "Well, should we just continue to live together and not really tell each other how we're really feeling?"
RACHEL: (as Ross) "Yeah.� That works for me." (Clears throat twice more.)
RACHEL: Oh, thanks.
PHOEBE: But, your Rachel wasn't whiny enough.
RACHEL: (whining) Wha. . . hey!
RACHEL: Well, the point is, maybe I should just stop waiting around for moments with Ross, you know?� I should just . . . move on with my life.
RACHEL: I don't know.� Do I have to decide right now?
RACHEL: Oh God, Ross.� Ross is going to pick up the phone.� Oh, I have to get my number back.� (She turns to find Bill, but they have gone.)� Oh my God.� He's gone.
PHOEBE: (imitating Rachel) "Oh, I have to get my number back.� Oh my God.� He's gone."� (smiles) Dead on.
PHOEBE: I'm so sorry honey, but, okay, Rachel gave this guy her number and, um, she doesn't want Ross to answer the phone.� So, you have to intercept all his calls.
PHOEBE: (to Rachel) He says he can't do that.
RACHEL: Oh give me , , ,� (Phoebe gives Rachel the phone.)� Hi, Mike?� Hi.� Listen.� I know this is a lot to ask, but you know what?� If you do this I . . . Phoebe will . . . do anything you want.� Seriously, I'm talking dirty stuff.
PHOEBE: All right. (She takes the phone from Rachel.)� Hello?� Hi.� I'm sorry about her, but she wasn't wrong about the dirty stuff.
MIKE: All right.� I'll do it.� (Phoebe gives the thumbs-up sign to Rachel.)� But really, how much dirtier can it get?
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Rachel and Phoebe enter.)
RACHEL: Hi.
ROSS: Oh God.� (He hugs Rachel)
RACHEL: Oh . . .
RACHEL: Wow.� So, what did you guys do?
RACHEL: That was fun Pheebs.
RACHEL: See you guys.� (She closes the door.)
ROSS: Rachel, lock the door.� Lock the door,� seriously.
RACHEL: Oh shoot.� I forgot to pay Phoebe for the drinks.� (She exits to the hallway and closes the door behind her.)� Wait, wait.� Sorry.� Did he call?� Did that guy call?
RACHEL: Oh, around 8:30?
RACHEL: Then, again at 9:00?
RACHEL: Yeah.
(He hangs up the phone and tears the note off the pad.� Then, he stops and re-reads it.� Rachel enters.)
RACHEL: Aaah.� (She goes to tend Emma.)
RACHEL: Oh, it was so much fun.� It felt so good to be out.
RACHEL: (still looking at Emma) Yeah?
Rachel: We feel so terrible about this, Ross.
Joey and Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: No, no, no!
(Rachel looks at him.)
Rachel: Ross, say something. Anything.
Rachel: No, but you know what I mean.
Rachel: Can I ask you a question?
Rachel: Calm ourselves?
Rachel: (now looking up at the ceiling) That is hard to say, Ross. That is hard to say.
Rachel: Well, what would we be doing?
Rachel: Feel me up?
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: Oh, you bet.
Rachel: Okay, well, we brought you some wine.
Rachel: Okay! (Picks up the phone and starts dialing.) (In an Irish accent) "Hello Ross, this is Dr. McNeeley from the Fake Accent University, wed like you to come on board with us full time! (Hangs up.)
Rachel: Well, maybe the next batch, we could all get some.
Rachel: No awareness.
Monica: Go! I have it in my book. Go! (Rachel leaves and Monica calls Mrs. Green.) (To Phoebe) Wait a minute! If youre in charge of the invitations why am I the one who has to call herHello Mrs. Green! Hi, its Monica Geller.
Rachel: Yeah, you started it! I've got to chill.
Rachel: (speaking to herself and reading Cosmopolitan) Oh, lucky me! Coffee and a live sex show!
Rachel: O-kay!! See what you did, Im gonna be doing it by myself now. Okay?
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) Well, I just called Joshua
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua.]
Rachel: Monica, last Saturday night, what happened on Walker: Texas Ranger?
Rachel: Ooy.
Rachel: (entering, with a guy) Hi guys! This is Josh. Josh, these are my friends, and that's Ross.
Rachel: Ross, you don't seem okay.
Rachel: Oh my god, are we supposed to answer?
Phoebe: Oh my god, Rachel asked me if I knew anyone for her too.
Rachel: No, no, it's just that it's getting late...
Charlie: God, Rachel, what Ross just said that is just so..
Ross: Wasn't it? And you thought it would be awkward with Joey and that you never really liked Rachel.
Rachel: You know what, Ross? I think we're gonna take off too.
[Scene: Rachel's hotel room. Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel]
Chandler: So, you and Rachel tonight, huh?
Rachel: I don't really care about the Knicks.
Rachel: No! None! I mean, my first night in the city, he mentioned something about asking me out, but nothing ever happened, so I just... (to Joey): W-well, what else did he say? I mean, does he, like, want to go out with me?
Rachel: Uh-oh.
Rachel: (To Joey) Yeah I knowIm goodI got it! (Joey slowly backs away.) (To the boy) Now wait a minute, Ive got one more thing I have to say to you oh right! Shut up!
Joey: (smiles then stops) Now I cant believe it! What? Rachels pregnant? (The girls nod yes.) Whos the father?
Phoebe: Rachel? Patrick is really rich. (To Patrick) Give her some money.
Rachel: Ross, she still has not noticed that the baby�s sock is on the ground.
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Joey and Rachel enter the room]
Rachel: So.
Rachel: Ok, so sorry.
Joey and Rachel: Okay
(Joey and Rachel start kissing)
RACHEL: Maybe it, maybe it doesn't have to be this tough. I mean, maybe you were on the right track with this whole, you know, spontaneous thing. I mean, women really like that.
Rachel: Oh, wait before you guys go, can I just ask you a question?
Rachel and Joey: Okay.
Rachel: Ow!
Rachel: Oh!
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Well this is romantic!
Rachel: Ok well, well I'm really, I'm sorry about that Joey, but do you think that maybe on some level, you don't want to take off my bra?
Phoebe: (to Rachel) Ok, I just wanna be really sure this time. Andie McDowell's the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right?
Rachel: Joey! (she walks away; Joey goes after her teasing and tickling her)
Rachel: (laughing) oooh! Oh oh!
Rachel: Ok, careful, ok. (Emma giggles) Oh, she’s smiling! Oh my God, she does like it!
Rachel: Ok professor or detective?
Joey: (To Rachel) Hey!
Rachel: Hey! Got champagne?
Rachel: Yeah baby, I'll show you how we do it!
Rachel: I just had a rough night.
Rachel: Ill be right there! (to Ross) Okay, Ross, please come on! I thought we have moved on! I thought weve gotten to a place where we could be happy for each other! I mean was that just me?
Rachel: What is the matter with us?
Ross: Rachel! Well, you-youre not at home, youre-youre-youre right here.
Rachel: Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they just made out. And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip shed heard all year.
(Rachel and Joey are still looking at Chandler, slowly letting his words get to them)
Rachel: Right, totally.
Rachel: Yeah, and if doesn't work, then we'll be just one of those couples that never have sex.
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, yknow what, lets look at this objectively all right? Ninth grade, right? The obsession starts. All right? The summer after ninth grade he sees me in a two-piece for the first time, his obsession begins to grow. So then
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Aah... I bet you're right.
Rachel: Hmmm... Me too...
Rachel: Ohh, I'm gonna miss that big old squishy butt.
Ross, Rachel and Chandler: Hey!
Rachel: We're having a party.
Rachel: No, that day... that won't be her real birthday!
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
Rachel: Wait, you can't go away this weekend! It's Emma's birthday!
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
Rachel: Well, can't you just go to Vermont the next day?
Rachel and Phoebe: Hi!
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment]
Rachel: Oh no, it's still nap time. But she'll be up soon.
Rachel: I said it's still nap time.
Rachel: Oh, she's still napping
Rachel: Honey, that's very sweet, it just seems to me though, that if two people love each other and trust each other, like we do, there's no reason to be jealous. (she kisses him)
Rachel: Oh umm, y'know I lent it to Joey and I never actually got it back.
Rachel: No really, she didn't sleep well last night, so we can't wake her up.
Rachel: Oh... (opens it and sees it is a pin) Oh my God. He remembered.
Rachel: You know I... (lifts her head and tries to look in Phoebe's direction)
Rachel: (gasps) I can't believe I ever even tried to help you. You are so beyond help.
Rachel: Oh! Emma might like what?
Rachel: What did you get her?
RACHEL: [to Monica at the counter] Ooh, Julie's so smart, Julie's so special.
Rachel: Ive never lived like this before.
Rachel: Oh, ok, which one?
Rachel: So, Joey, what are you gonna do for us?