words in movies
(Ross starts to play. He plays a key that has a back beat sound attached to it. Over the background music he plays the sound of a barking dog, a mooing cow, a laser beam, someone coughing, a jackhammer, a doorbell, a police siren, a ray gun, breaking dishes, and for a closer he plays the sound of a loud crash. Basically, the music sucks.)
Ray: Well, therell be women in bikinis holding up the scores.
Ray: Uh Joey, didnt your agents give you the revised rules? Weve eliminated all of that. No wheel, no cards.
Man: Hey Joey, hi! Im Ray; Im the producer of the show.
Ray: Yeah all thats gone. Its basically just a simple question and answer game now.
Rachel: (Gasps) That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Liotta?
Joey: (announcer voice) Rightie-O Ray!
Ross: And if I remember correctly, Ray Ban was the official sponsor of World War I!
Ray: Whenever youre ready.
Joey: (announcer voice) Its a pleasure to meet you Ray.
Ray: Uh well, the game was too complicated and research showed people didnt follow it.
Chandler: So.. let me get this straight. So my two friends die, I get Emma. Then my wife dies, then Emma the one tiny ray of hope left in my life gets taken away from me?
Ray: And this is Duncan (points to the cameraman) and Erin, theyre gonna help us out with the audition. So uh, lets get the camera rolling.