words in movies
Ross: Fine, youre right. Lets ah, lets take a break, (goes to the door) lets cool off, okay, lets get some frozen yoghurt, or something.. (opens the door)
Chloe: Do I know why were rushing?
Ross: What?! Look, were trying to rebuild a relationship here, right. How am I supposed to do that here, without being totally honest with each other?
Chandler: Hes right. Nobodys gonna benefit, and youre just gonna hurt her.
Issac: Aw, no problem dude. Y'know we got to look out for each other. Were the same, you and me.
Ross: Actually, no, were not.
Ross: No, were not.
Ross: No, were not!!
Issac: Okay, were not.
Ross: Fine. I just need to know that youre not gonna tell your sister.
Phoebe: Were all right.
Phoebe: Were all right.
Rachel: You think youre gonna get out of this on a technicality?
Chandler: (handing Monica the wax) Wax the door shut, were never leaving, ever.
[Later, Phoebe is on the phone, theyre all still trapped in Monicas bedroom.]
Ross: What? Come on Rach, tell me what youre thinking?
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, theyre all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, dont like it. Joey tries some and makes a face like: Hey, thats not so bad.]
Phoebe: Theyre gonna get through this, arent they?
Ross: What, now youre not even taking to me? (moves over to the coffee table) Look Rachel, I-Im sorry, okay, Im sorry, I was out of my mind. I thought Id lost you, I didnt know what to do. Come on! Come on, how insane must I have been to do something like this? Huh? I-I dont cheat right, I, thats not me, Im not Joey!
Ross: Y'know what, y'know what, Im-Im not the one that wanted that, that break, okay. Youre the one that bailed on us. Youre the one that, that ran when things got just a little rough!
Ross: Okay, well here we are. Now were in a tough spot again, Rach. What do you want to do? How do you want to handle it? Huh? Do you wanna fight for us? Or, do you wanna bail? (sits down next to her) Look, I, (on the verge of tears) I did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing. Okay? And Im sorry, I wish I could take it back, but I cant. (We see Monica and Phoebe are almost in tears.) I just cant see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. Rachel, I love you so much.
Rachel: No Ross!! (stands up and moves away from him) Dont! You cant just kiss me and think youre gonna make it all go away, okay? It doesnt work that way. It doesnt just make it better. Okay?
Rachel: (crying) No. I cant, youre a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. God, and now I just cant stop picturing with her, I cant, (Ross stands up and backs away) it doesnt matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. Its just changed, everything. Forever.
Rachel: But, theyre across the hall! I mean thats two doors away, it would take them a long time to peck their way back over here.
Charlton Heston: (shocked) Youre in this picture?
Monica: (seeing the decision) Nooooo. Youre really not going?
Rachel: Youre supposed to realize that they are adults! And that they can make their own decisions.
Mr. Geller: So, I think youre boxes are over here. (They walk over to them.)
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
Monica: Honey I cant even imagine how hard this must be for you. But, I dont want you to lose Joey over it. And right now he just needs to know that youre still his friend.
Frank: No, its okay. Were-were gonna have three kids! And thats-thats a different kind of dream. Three kids and no money.
Monica: No! Were gonna have fun. We can make fudge!
Rachel: Yeah hon, it cant hurt to put your name down! I mean in if two years if youre not engaged you just dont use it.
Phoebe: Relax, its not like were forking.
Ross: Thanks! (They hug.) Ugh, I cant believe youre not gonna be there!
Ross: Oh, see I-I dont know if were gonna be hungry at three.
Phoebe: Okay. Wait, do you know how youre going to stall her?
Ross: (pause) Youre right, thanks for keeping me honest dad.
Matthew: It is when were able to crack each other up.
Mrs. Geller: Theres nothing to discuss. Were not paying for your wine cellar.
Mr. Treeger:: Cause youre a little princess! "Daddy, buy me a pizza. Daddy, buy me a candy factory. Daddy, make the cast of Cats sing Happy Birthday to me "
Ross: Oh, come here sweetie, listen, youre gonna go on like a thousand interviews before you get a job. (she glares at him) Thats not how that was supposed to come out.
Chandler: No, no, youre right, it is a ridiculous name!
Monica: You do know that was me who just said that right? (He doesnt respond and she turns on the light, waking him.) Hey. As long as were both up
Ross: Well, Im sure theyre still somewhere here in the hotel. Ill-Ill help you look for them.
Ross: All were saying is dont rush into anything.
Pete: ...so y'know, thats why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. Y'know, so you could be like-like, Wash my car. Clean my room. Its not gonna be able to do any of those things, but itll understand what youre saying.
Cashier: I can tell you work out. (Ross is please and Rachel looks at him confused.) A paleontologist who works out, youre like Indiana Jones. (Rachel has a disbelieving look on her face.)
Monica: Well, at least youre not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.
Joey: So, were walking down the street and I turn to you and I say, Hey, lets go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes, remember? And then, and then, you turn to me and say, Nah, lets just hang out at your place. Well, that was a nice move dumb ass.
Phoebe: �kay, see you there. Happy humping! (outside meeting Chandler.) Hey�hey! Oh, wow, somebody smoked out here? Oh my god, don�t people know, you�re not allowed to smoke in public spaces?
Monica: What is the matter with you?!! Why arent you more upset?! Arent you gonna be sad that were not gonna be living together anymore?! I mean arent you gonna miss me at all?!
Chandler: Luckily, the guy she settled for cant hear what youre talking about.
Monica: Okay fine! I keep betting Phoebe that youre gonna have the baby and I dont want to lose again!
Ross: Hey-hey, since youre the fix-it lady, heres a pickle, what do you do when the bride says she doesnt want to have the wedding at all?
Monica: No! (Pause) But, theyre callin out to me! I mean this little guy (Holds up a small one) even crawled up into my lap. Oh come on, Chandler wouldnt mind if I opened just one present! What do you think it is?
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Die Hard has ended, only I dont think Joey and Ross know that yet. As you see, they are both asleep. And theyre on the same couch. Which means theyre sleeping together. Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together. Well, there hasnt been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together. Not that theres anything wrong with that. That is unless youre a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married. Anyway, let me recap. No, there is too much, let me sum up. Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up.]
Phoebe: Oh no! Wait! Wait! Okay, yknow what, you were right, you were right. We really werent great at being guys, but you know why? Because were girls.
Joey: What are you talking about? It was a big deal. I mean, come on you cant tell me last night didnt mean something to you. I-I was there, youre not that good an actress.
Rachel: Ohh, gee. I wonder why she thinks youre going to call her?
Joey: Look I dont know this baby. I dont know if shes a famous artist or not. You know, and I dont want to be a jerk but youre changing too much around here.
Ross: Hey, yknow what and if youre looking for a place? I just heard in the elevator this morning that a woman in my building died.
Phoebe: Okay, so when youre done with your tea Ill look at your leaves and tell you your fortune.
Phoebe: Wow. So, okay, maybe that means that, youre not over Ross yet and you have issues with your father.
Rachel: Joey, honey, I dont think youre supposed to go back there.
Phoebe: Okay, this kind of back talk is not gonna fly when were married!
Chandler: I had too okay?! Were getting married! Married couples cant keep secrets from one another!
Liam: In fact were playing a game at the park tomorrow. Youre welcome to play too if you want.
Rachel: So umm, youre gonna stay with me as long as I need you?
Mrs. Geller: Were sorry honey, but we just assumed if you got married after you turned 30 youd pay for it yourself.
Monica: Youre just new at this, itll get better, think about your first day at work. I mean, that couldnt have been easy but you figured that out.
(They all try and shake hands at once. They end up criss-crossing theyre arms to shake each others hand, and Ross says )
Rachel: (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep youre gonna miss wishing you were with me!
Monica: Youre not dressed yet?! Were supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!
Ross: Oh sweetie, when do you think youre going to get off tonight?
Chandler: Oh yeah, thats very nice. Plus, yknow they were free and theyre too small.
Rachel: Yeah actually, I think were gonna take off too. We rented a movie.
Dr. Long: We are moving along, just slowly. (Rachel lies back and sighs.) Dont worry, youre doing great. Ill be back soon. (Exits.)
Monica: I guess theyre back from their date.
Monica: Well, spring vacation is doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break youre doing frat guys.
Woman On Train: Were at my stop. But would you like to have coffee?
Chandler: Oh yeah, that�s what she says. But maybe you�re not ovulating at all, maybe it�s just a clever ruse to get me into bed.
Chandler: Okay, its not a check. Theyre saying your health insurance expired because, you didnt work enough last year.
Joey: Oh, youre kidding me! All-all right, well make sure you tell him that Joey Tribbiani stopped by to drop off all of these clothes. Okay? Im an actor; Im kinda getting my picture up there on the wall.
Woman: Excuse me, I-I couldnt help overhearing, youre marrying Chandler Bing?
Monica: Im just having one of those days where you realize youre in a dead-end relationship!
Chandler: Theres gonna be a wedding. Youre gonna be the bride. Two hundred people are going to be looking at you in a clean white dress.
Rachel: Oh, wow thanks! (Reading the card) Oh youre in real estate!
Monica: Youre not gonna go anywhere, you said you were gonna eat here, and youre gonna eat here!
The Man: Were waiting for the candy. (Yelling at the door.) Bring out the candy!
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Monica: I was just saying that because I was ovulating and you said you wouldn�t have sex with me while we�re fighting.
Ross: I know, it�s the first time, we�re leaving the baby and � hey, I know how hard it is for you, but � but Emma is gonna be fine. My mom is gonna be with her. She�s great with kids.
Rachel: All right fine! Youre not invited to the party were gonna have either.
Rachel: Hi! Yknow what honey, were actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but Im out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?
Pete: Oh, youre welcome. (He takes a deep breath)
Joey: Phoebe! Were both (points at Ross and himself) your backup?!
Ross: And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what youre thinking, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and youre right, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
Joey: OK, listen Ive been on sets before, so let me give you a little advice, alright? Its a show, but were just dancing, OK? Its no big deal. The important thing to remember stay cool.
Stripper: All right, whenever youre ready. (She goes into the bedroom.)
(Theyre all staring at him, with big, huge smiles on their faces.)
Monica: So, if youre parents hadnt got divorced, youd be able to answer a question like a normal person?
Ross: Thats the day youre gonna die? Seedarnit, Ive got shuffleboard that day.
Chandler: Yeah, were gonna have to get you out of those shoes.
Rachel: Youre right. Youre right. I mean Im about to have a baby, I can tell my mother that I dont want her to just be sleeping on my couch! Oh my God! Shes gonna want to sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen!
Monica: Okay, were gonna need a distraction.
The Casting Director: Well, the director thinks youre really right for the part and wants to meet you tomorrow.
Rachel: But ah, youre safe from it if its in the freezer?
Monica: Rachel, you are packed though right, I mean please tell me that youre packed.
Ross: Yeah that! You know I hate practical jokes! Theyre mean and theyre stupid and-and I dont want my son learning them!
Ross: Yknow, okay. Youre right. It is huge. So why dont we take it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower?
Chandler: Youre right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Chandler: Yeah well, too bad were gonna have to return them.
Elizabeth: Yeah. I felt a little weird about it. Youre a teacher. Im a student. But would you maybe want to go out with me sometime?
Phoebe: Youre right, that was wrong. Im sorry. Im so sorry. Its just that I liked you so much. Can we just, can we just start over?
Estelle: Well, youre just going to say no again but...gay porn.
Ross: Look, I dont know what youre talking about, I am not a crazy, jealous person.
Ross: Look at you! WhatYoure-youre this big executive! You are much more capable than you give yourself credit for. I-I have no doubt youre gonna be an incredible mother.
Rachel: And I hope its not an inappropriate time to say this but, youre the best sex I ever had.
Ross: Yeah, little change in plans. Ahh, were gonna break-up instead.
Ross: Thatll be a neat trick, when youre, (looks at the script) when youre dead!
Hillary: You know, youre a really great listener. Most guys I go out with, they just talk and talk.