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Monica: Because they dont know were dating. (Again, trying to quickly change subjects.) Do you think we should eat in the kitchen? (Goes to the sink and the stove to cook.)
Monica: Maybe because you used to be aloof, or that youre really sarcastic, or that, yknow, you joke around all the time. Or that you take off your clothes and throw them on the couch.
Chandler: Hey! (Sees Ross is there) Oh, good, Ross! Youre parents like me, right?
Ross: I dunno, maybe its because youre really sarcastic. Or maybe its cause you uh-
Monica: Youre not gonna mess it up.
Monica: Whoa whoa whoa! Wherere you goin?
Joey: (frustrated) Yes, all right? All of her hot dancer friends are gonna be there and theyre gonna be, be drinkin and dancin, and we really wanna go!
Monica: Youre not gonna go anywhere, you said you were gonna eat here, and youre gonna eat here!
Rachel: I dunno. Yknow to me hell always be Jack Geller, walks in while youre changing.
Joey: Rach, youre killin us here, will ya serve the dessert already? Those drunken dancers are waiting!
Joey: (sad) Oh man! Now shes gonna start all over! Were never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the new world!
Chandler: The reason we havent told them were together is because they hate me, okay? So will you fix this?
Monica: Dad, please dont pick your teeth out here! Alright, and if youre gonna put your feet up, why dont you sit on the-
Joey: (to Rachel) Will you hurry up? Did you not hear me before when I told you that all of Janines friends are dancers?! And that theyre going to be drinking alot!?
Joey: Well youre whippin so slow! Cant you do it any faster?
Joey: Look, when everyone eats that...that...Banana-Meat thing, theyre all gonna make fun of her, do you want that?
Joey: (scolding) Dude, theyre not objects.
Ross: (cutting her off) Youre alone.
Rachel: No, I-I live with Phoebe. I mean youre [pity-tone] alone, alone. And I just-its just not the time for us. Im sorry.
Rachel: Joey, youre gonna have to stop rushing me, you know what? You dont get any dessert.
[Joey, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the table, looking at the Geller siblings like theyre weirdos.]
Mrs. Geller: Chandler! Youve been Rosss best friend all these years, stuck by him during the drug problems. (Ross gets disgusted.) And now youve taken on Monica as well. Well, I dont know what to say. Youre a wonderful human being.
Pete: Oh, youre welcome. (He takes a deep breath)
Joey: Phoebe! Were both (points at Ross and himself) your backup?!
Ross: And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what youre thinking, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and youre right, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
Joey: OK, listen Ive been on sets before, so let me give you a little advice, alright? Its a show, but were just dancing, OK? Its no big deal. The important thing to remember stay cool.
Monica: So, if youre parents hadnt got divorced, youd be able to answer a question like a normal person?
Stripper: All right, whenever youre ready. (She goes into the bedroom.)
(Theyre all staring at him, with big, huge smiles on their faces.)
Rachel: Hi! Yknow what honey, were actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but Im out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?
Ross: Thats the day youre gonna die? Seedarnit, Ive got shuffleboard that day.
Rachel: Youre right. Youre right. I mean Im about to have a baby, I can tell my mother that I dont want her to just be sleeping on my couch! Oh my God! Shes gonna want to sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen!
Rachel: But ah, youre safe from it if its in the freezer?
Monica: Okay, were gonna need a distraction.
The Casting Director: Well, the director thinks youre really right for the part and wants to meet you tomorrow.
Chandler: Yeah, were gonna have to get you out of those shoes.
Ross: Yeah that! You know I hate practical jokes! Theyre mean and theyre stupid and-and I dont want my son learning them!
Ross: Yknow, okay. Youre right. It is huge. So why dont we take it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower?
Chandler: Youre right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Chandler: Yeah well, too bad were gonna have to return them.
Elizabeth: Yeah. I felt a little weird about it. Youre a teacher. Im a student. But would you maybe want to go out with me sometime?
Monica: Rachel, you are packed though right, I mean please tell me that youre packed.
Estelle: Well, youre just going to say no again but...gay porn.
Phoebe: Youre right, that was wrong. Im sorry. Im so sorry. Its just that I liked you so much. Can we just, can we just start over?
Ross: Look at you! WhatYoure-youre this big executive! You are much more capable than you give yourself credit for. I-I have no doubt youre gonna be an incredible mother.
Rachel: And I hope its not an inappropriate time to say this but, youre the best sex I ever had.
Ross: Look, I dont know what youre talking about, I am not a crazy, jealous person.
Ross: Yeah, little change in plans. Ahh, were gonna break-up instead.
Julie: Yeah, we are going to share every moment of this with you. And I think were gonna have some fun.
Alice: Were gonna have a big family, Ive always wanted a big family!
Hillary: You know, youre a really great listener. Most guys I go out with, they just talk and talk.
Ross: Thatll be a neat trick, when youre, (looks at the script) when youre dead!
Monica: Oh! (Gets up) Lets see, well if this is the wedding hall then umm (Walks away) youre parents will be at home in Queens.
Joey: Oh, what are you gonna do? Youre gonna fire me?
Cecilia: (walking up) Youre absolutely right they are writing me out of the show. They dont know exactly when its going to happen, but apparently going to be very soon and thats it.
Chandler: Well, listen I ah, still have one more person to ah meet, but unless it turns out to be your sister, I think youre chances are pretty good. (Eric offers to shake hands) All right. (Chandler hugs him.)
Rachel: Oh thanks, but listen, I was just at Monicas and she and Chandler had a big fight and theyre not moving in.
Phoebe: A little. (She turns around and looks up.) (To the universe) Now youre talking.
Monica: All right, youre telling me you can eat an entire turkey in just one sitting?
Joey: Were playing Strip Happy Days Game!
Monica: Joey, we had a deal. That-thats why youre here! Ive got to fire you!
Phoebe: Im so, so, so sorry, Joey. I definitely am gonna see youre play. I swear youre play is very important to us, thank you for your patience. Youre play is the next play is the next play Im gonna see.
Ross: WhatYoure not serious. I mean shes a very nice woman, but there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. Shell drive us totally crazy.
Janine: Hey! Youre a good dancer!
Rachel: Oh yeah! Actually, thats one of the reasons why were not a couple.
Joey: Look, I know I feel asleep before I could shower and now I dont have time! Theyre just ten blocks away, if I run, I can make it.
Fireman #1: So uh, youre not gonna be able to live here for a while, you ladies have a place to stay?
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Chandler: Well the vet seems to think thats shes becoming a rooster. (The rooster crows.) Were getting a second opinion.
Ross: No you doy'know what, youre not gonna suck me into this.
Joey: No dude, you gotta hold your breath until youre ready to answer the question.
Rachel: Hey! Yknow, sometimes you can do everything right, everyone can wear everything theyre supposed to wear, and one of those little guys just gets through!
Ross: Pheebs, if you dont tell him, soon hes gonna be married, and then youre gonna hate yourself.
Chandler: Well yeah! But now that I know that youre having these thoughts, Im back to panic, anxiety, and uh Im definitely gonna need some kind of sports drink.
Rachel: (entering from Chandlers bedroom, I guess, and sees the foosball table.) Oh my God! I cant believe you guys are actually think youre moving in here!
Phoebe: Okay, it just seems pretty wild and youre soyknow so vanilla.
(Ross and Rachel approach, theyre still yelling at each other.)
Ross: Okay, okay, fine, youre right. Lets ah, lets take a break, (goes to the door) lets cool off, okay, lets get some frozen yogart, or something.. (opens the door)
Mona: Oh good, youre here. Yeah, and I was worried that it was going to be uncomfortable.
Joey: Oh well, theyre killing off one of the characters on the show, and when she dies her brain is being transplanted into my body.
Jill: No! Yknow what Rachel? Youre right, yknow he has been really nice to me.
Joey: (yelling through the door) Can we come it yet?! Were dying out here!
Janice: Oh! Youre right. Oh God. But, before I can say good-bye, theres something I really need you to know, Chandler. The way I feel about you, its like, I finally understand what Lionel Richies been singing about. Y'know, I mean what we have, its like movie love, youre my soulmate, and I cant believe were not going to be spending the rest of our lives together.
Chandler: Oh, well, ah... maybe thats because theyre ah... jealous, of us.
Monica: I cant be fair. Youre my boyfriend.
Chandler: But uh Ross, Ross is a great guy! I was roommates with him in college. Uh, funny story (He starts laughing then notices that Paul isnt happy.) Youre roommate in college died didnt he?
Frank: (Theyre less than happy now) Oh.
Ross: Cause I know what youre trying to pull here. Okay? Its not gonna work.
Ross: Oh great! Were going out again Saturday. But I just found shes also seeing some other guy.
Rachel: Well, I used to date him, but youre still going out with her!
Phoebe: No! But she gave me the box that it came in. It had a picture of the bike on the front. (Theyre all speechless) So I would sit on it and my step-dad would drag me around the backyard.
Rachel: This is Bonnie? (to Phoebe) This is Bonnie? (to Bonnie) Youre Bonnie?
David: Well, Im very glad youre here. (Kisses her hand.)
Monica: But you should eat them now because theyre hot from the oven.
Rachel: Im not! Were having a girl! Sometimes I cant believe its with youBut still! Were having a girl!
Rachel: Well, Chandler, youre gonna have to tell him.
Joey: Hey Rach listen, no matter what this guy says I want you to know youre not gonna be alone in this.
Emily: Oh my God. I think youre right.
Tag: Look Rachel, I know what youre going through. Im totally freaked about turning 25.
Pete: Well if youre asking me to quit, then youre asking me to be someone Im not. Ive got to do this.
Ross: No, thats, no, as long as youre okay. So Ill ah, Ill see you tomorrow.
Rachel: Well, I feel fine, but I think youre bumming out the rest of the kids.
Phoebe: I cant believe youre gonna ask Monica to marry you!
Joey: Well, I figured were in another country, so it doesnt count.
Chandler: No, because youre not a grandmother!
Joey: Okay. Now youre gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it, but you have to remember it is just the story.
Ross: Yeah, but Im your brother. Were family. Thats the most important thing in the world.
Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.
Rachel: Yeah, maybe if youre in love. But Ross, we are not in love, are we?
Mona: Oh wow! So, youre more than just dinosaurs.
Emily: Well I mean, youre American to start with. You dont even have rugby here.
Ross: What, now youre not even taking to me? (moves over to the coffee table) Look Rachel, I-Im sorry, okay, Im sorry, I was out of my mind. I thought Id lost you, I didnt know what to do. Come on! Come on, how insane must I have been to do something like this? Huh? I-I dont cheat right, I, thats not me, Im not Joey!
Chandler: Oh, so youre already doing your part for the kids.
Joey: Theres this woman, that I like. A lot. Well, its complicated. Shes with this other guy. For a long time. And I could never do that to the guy, yknow? Ccause were really good friends.
Monica: Hey. Oh good-good youre here! All right, I figured it out. Im gonna take two tables of eight, Im gonna add your parents, and Im gonna turn them into three tables of six. Okay? And I called the caterer; I added two extra meals, we are good to go!
Joey: No! No, I-I just wanna thank you guys for what you did for my parents, that was really sweet. Theyre so happy they get to be a part of your special day.
Chandler: Look, weve always talked about having babies someday. Im not saying it has to be right now, but Im starting to think that we can handle it. Were good. Were really good.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now theyre not talking to each other. Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee.]
Monica: Wow! So, now youre going on a date with this girl?
Chandler: Because youre the only one that can be fair.
Joey: The reactors gonna blow in three seconds, were never gonna make it!