words in movies
Rachel: (To Monica) Yeah, youre on your own.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, theyre getting ready.]
Monica: (looking at her hand) Yknow what shoes would look great with this ring? Diamond shoes! (Sees Chandler sitting on the bed.) Youre not getting dressed. (Chandler quietly folds over the comforter on the bed making a spot for her.)
Chandler: Theres gonna be a wedding. Youre gonna be the bride. Two hundred people are going to be looking at you in a clean white dress.
Chandler: Sure, you guys dont have this problem, youre made of wood. (Rachel comes out of the bathroom) Hey!
Rachel: Yeah, I guess. I-I I mean, do-do you think were ever gonna have that?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact (hes in last on Hot Air Skyway to be more exact) as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old. Hes got the wool cap, hes got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and hes got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like theyre from the inner-city.]
Joey: So youre playing a little Playstation, huh? Thats whack! Playstation is whack! Sup with the whack Playstation, sup?! Huh? Come on, am I 19 or what?!
Chandler: Young! Youre a man-child okay?! Now go get changed because everybodys ready and please, oh please, keep my underwear!
Monica: Well, were still talking about it, arent we?
Rachel: Joey, you are not! Youre 31.
Chandler: Now Monica, I know youre upset, but dont forget. There is going to be a wedding, you are going to throw the bouquet, and then theres going to be a honeymoon, maybe in Paris.
Chandler: Its Paris, who knows were here!
Chandler: Pheebs, were not giving you a deposit for our wedding!
Monica: I dont know! I dontmaybe youre feeling a little resentful. Maybe ah, maybe you thought youd get married first! Maybe you cant stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!
Monica: (yelling after them) I cant believe youre gonna have sex on my engagement night!!
Ross: Look uh, if were gonna do this
Rachel: Were not gonna do this, all right? Shes just gonna think that were doin it.
David: Well, Im very glad youre here. (Kisses her hand.)
Monica: But you should eat them now because theyre hot from the oven.
Rachel: Im not! Were having a girl! Sometimes I cant believe its with youBut still! Were having a girl!
Rachel: Well, Chandler, youre gonna have to tell him.
Joey: Hey Rach listen, no matter what this guy says I want you to know youre not gonna be alone in this.
Tag: Look Rachel, I know what youre going through. Im totally freaked about turning 25.
Pete: Well if youre asking me to quit, then youre asking me to be someone Im not. Ive got to do this.
Emily: Oh my God. I think youre right.
Rachel: Well, I feel fine, but I think youre bumming out the rest of the kids.
Ross: No, thats, no, as long as youre okay. So Ill ah, Ill see you tomorrow.
Phoebe: I cant believe youre gonna ask Monica to marry you!
Joey: Well, I figured were in another country, so it doesnt count.
Joey: Okay. Now youre gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it, but you have to remember it is just the story.
Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.
Rachel: Yeah, maybe if youre in love. But Ross, we are not in love, are we?
Ross: Yeah, but Im your brother. Were family. Thats the most important thing in the world.
Mona: Oh wow! So, youre more than just dinosaurs.
Chandler: No, because youre not a grandmother!
Ross: What, now youre not even taking to me? (moves over to the coffee table) Look Rachel, I-Im sorry, okay, Im sorry, I was out of my mind. I thought Id lost you, I didnt know what to do. Come on! Come on, how insane must I have been to do something like this? Huh? I-I dont cheat right, I, thats not me, Im not Joey!
Emily: Well I mean, youre American to start with. You dont even have rugby here.
Monica: Hey. Oh good-good youre here! All right, I figured it out. Im gonna take two tables of eight, Im gonna add your parents, and Im gonna turn them into three tables of six. Okay? And I called the caterer; I added two extra meals, we are good to go!
Joey: No! No, I-I just wanna thank you guys for what you did for my parents, that was really sweet. Theyre so happy they get to be a part of your special day.
Joey: Theres this woman, that I like. A lot. Well, its complicated. Shes with this other guy. For a long time. And I could never do that to the guy, yknow? Ccause were really good friends.
Chandler: Oh, so youre already doing your part for the kids.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now theyre not talking to each other. Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee.]
Monica: Wow! So, now youre going on a date with this girl?
Chandler: Look, weve always talked about having babies someday. Im not saying it has to be right now, but Im starting to think that we can handle it. Were good. Were really good.
Chandler: Because youre the only one that can be fair.
Joey: The reactors gonna blow in three seconds, were never gonna make it!
Chandler: (pauses as he struggles with what he has to say) Youre a little high maintenance.
Joey: Rach! Hey! Its fine! Youre at Joeys!
Joey: Oh, were having a big party tomorrow night. Later! (Starts for the door.)
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Joey: All right. Okay. Well this is the same kind of deal. If youre going to do something wrong, (He grabs two steaks from the freezer) do it right!
Janice: I mean this is so great! Were gonna be baby buddies! (Does the laugh.)
Chandler: Oh Im sorry, youre kicking me out of my own living room?
Ray: And this is Duncan (points to the cameraman) and Erin, theyre gonna help us out with the audition. So uh, lets get the camera rolling.
Chandler: I dont even know the man. Okay? Were not the close. I havent seen him in years.
Monica: Ok. Great. I am so glad that you are here. We’re really excited about getting this process started.
Monica: (laughs) Youre still so funny. Youre so funny. (To Phoebe) What do I do?
Joey: And I know both of them, theyre really good. One of them is the guy from those allergy commercials whos always getting chased by those big flowers
Joey: Hey! Tall guy! Hey, listen, I wanted to talk to you about that girl that youre dancing with.
Paul: Ross, look, I know Ive been giving you a lot of jabs and its partly because Im very protective of Lizzie, and partly because well, they just keep coming to me. But I have to admit that after all the wonderful things that Lizzie has told me and the many, many, (pause) many stories that Rachel has told me that, well (pause) youre not (pause) all bad.
Chandler: Ah-ha, youre not the boss of me. (She kisses him) Yeah, you are! (She handcuffs him to the chair) Ooh, saucy.
Ginger: Joey I can see you okay? Youre hiding behind the coats.
Monica: (voice on answering machine) Hi! If youre calling before Saturday, youve reached Monica and Chandler. But if youre calling after Saturday, youve reached Mr. and Mrs. Bing! Please leave a message for the Bings!
Monica: Yes, thank you so much. And again, were so sorry. We could not feel worse about it.
Joshua: Oh, theyre working on this week, its a total mess. But uh, Im staying at my parents house, we could go there.
Phoebe: Yeah. Except for, y'know when youre on a date and youre getting along really great but the guys translator keeps getting in the way.
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
Joey: Wait a second, I see what youre trying to do here! You-youre trying to give me money again!
Waiter No. 2: God, youre gonna be here all night!
Chandler: Youre not gonna die an old maid, maybe an old spinster cook.
Joey: All right now All right, youre all set up. Youre good to go. Just hit record. All right?
Chandler: I majored in lightning rounds. All right, were gonna destroy you.
Monica: No! No, she doesnt. Uh Phoebe, what she makesthats uhtheyre sock rabbits. They are completely differentOkay! Okay! Okay! I didnt make it! Im sorry! I totally forgot about tonight and the fact that were supposed to make the presents!
Joey: Look, I told ya, Im not going to any clinic! I dont have a problem, youre the one with the problem! You should go to a "Quit being a baby and leave me alone" clinic!
Chandler: Were trying to get pregnant. (They start kissing, but Chandler stops it.) Yknow Im not really comfortable doing this in front of the babies. So, when do you want to start trying?
Monica: No youre fine. (Joey checks anyway.) All right well, do you think I could take Rachel?
Monica: Phoebe, I thought you said you know what youre doing?
Ross: Hiiii-Ya!! (Chandler lies back down.) Im serious! Youre not walking out on my sister!
Chandler: The reason we havent told them were together is because they hate me, okay? So will you fix this?
Joey: I hate this woman!! I hate her! She told everyone in the company about that info-mercial, and now they all keep asking me to open their drinks. Okay, and whenever I cant do it, theyre all like-like laughing at me.
Chandler: Ah, well, maybe thats, ah, because youre getting a big raise.
Chandler: (standing in the door of the fridge) Well, I dont have to break up with her this time. Were not involved! Im going to do a pre-emptive strike! Im going to end it with her before it starts. My ass is like frozen! (Closes the fridge.)
Chandler: This is okay. Were all adults here; theres nothing to be ashamed of. Now, lets put our underwear in our pockets and walk out the door. (They do so and find Mr. Geller leaning against a wall stunned.)
Chandler: (To Monica) Why? Why-why-would youWh-why (To Mr. Geller) Look, I just dont want you to think that were animals who do it whenever we want.
Rachel: (entering) You guys, youre never gonna believe what I just found tacked up on a telephone pole! (Shes holding a flyer.) Look kinda familiar?
Joey: I dont know Ross, not if youre gonna talk about how you gave up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist.
Phoebe: All right, fine, fine, but if youre my next victim, dont come back as a poltergeist and like suck me into the TV set.
Rachel: (breaking up) Were just really very excited about this charity event that we have to go to.
Rachel: Hey Pheebs, youre still alive! How are you doing?
Monica: That youre not funny or sexy?
Ross: Aw, we-we are so (Motions that theyre connected.) So umm, well I-I-I like you and I-I love umm, yknow hanging out with you. And I mean-Im having a lot of fun. (He pauses and thinks there might be more, but decides there isnt.)
Rachel: Ohh were not sailing.
Chandler: Im just trying to help you out! Okay? I wanna make sure that youre okay.
Ross: And in about five seconds youre gonna see why.
Chandler: Yknow, I-I could see how this could happen, y'know youre up there every night, youre naked, touching, kissing.
Monica: So whenever youre ready to apologize to me, I will forgive you. Good day! (Monica and Phoebe reenter the apartment and Monica closes the door on a stunned Mrs. Green.) I cant feel my legs!
Joey: (on phone) Mom, so what did you think? (He walks away allowing the gang a chance to figure out what theyre gonna say.)
Rachel: Youre jokin right?
Ross: Thats right Lydia, Elizabeth here is a student and uh, were dating. And you may frown upon that, but were not gonna hide it anymore.
Phoebe: Oh thats right. Youre still set on that?
Monica: (breaks away) Oh wait, just one more thing! One more minute! (To Cecilia) Umm, youre a stupid bitch.
Chandler: Theyre twins!
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
Susan: But were fine.
Rachel: Umm, our situation. Yknow umm, what we mean to each other. And I mean we-were having this baby together, and we live together. Isnt that, isnt that weird?
Ross: Monica, youre so lucky! Hes like the most popular guy in school!!
Jamie: So, so youre here too?
Chandler: Well, I suppose Id have to say you!! But, what if were watching a movie in here?
Monica: And-and-and if I die, from a long illness. And youre writing out my eulogy and you open a desk drawer and you find a note from me that says, "I will always be with you," and you still cant shed one tiny tear, I know youll be crying a river inside.
Ross: Yeah, if youre really hungry. (Dr. Green stares at him) It was a joke, I made a joke.
Phoebe: Wherere you going?
Phoebe: Youre thing. Youre thing. Yknow? Youre the guy who gets divorced.
Chandler: Youre not gonna lose him.
Chandler: Okay, we-we swallow our feelings. Even if it means were unhappy forever. Sound good?
Chandler: All right, look, youre not really gonna buy that are you? Dont you think youve embarrassed me enough for one day?
Monica: Youre supposed to double the tax. Not double the tax of Romania. I mean, whats-whats the deal? Are you, are you trying to buy me? Is this the way you get girls to go out with you?
Dr. Long: Rachel youre gonna have to push even harder, nothings happening!