words in movies
Receptionist: Welcome to the Chestnut Inn Mr. Bing, so where are you joining from?
(Ross starts stuffing pinecones in the suitcase. As the receptionist walks in, Chandler makes a bird's verse and Ross stops)
Receptionist: (holds up her handshe is on the phone) It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar. Well, I'm not completely satisfied.
(he picks up the suitcase, which falls open, revealing all the stuff they have taken from the hotel. The receptionist just looks at them.)
Receptionist: Here's your schedule for the day. Your first client is in room No. 1.
Chandler: Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room. (The receptionist glares at him.)
Receptionist: (on phone) Hold on. (To Chandler) Fill these out, sit over there. (Tosses him some forms.)
Joey: (to the receptionist) Hi uh, Im Joey Tribbiani and with all do respect Id like to donate some fluids.
Receptionist: Sorry.
Receptionist: Well, heres a schedule of whats coming up. (Hands it to him.)
Receptionist: Here's your copy of the bill, we hope you enjoyed your stay.
[Scene: The Emergency Room, Joey is miming hockey pucks kitting foreheads. Chandler realises it's getting tense and goes to the receptionist again.]
Receptionist: I don't know what to say.
Receptionist: I'm sorry, it's not here.
Receptionist: Were actually at the end of one of our research cycles, so were not looking for applicants right now.
Receptionist: Oh that one is available now, but only identical twins are eligible. Its a twins study.
Receptionist: Unfortunatly the only thing we have available is our deluxe suite, the rate is six hundred dollars.
Receptionist: The doctor will be right with you sir.
Receptionist: Great.
Receptionist: Well, I think this is a great place to work!
Ross: (to the receptionist) Thank you for a delightful stay.
Receptionist: Then why you work here?
Receptionist: Phoebe, your next client's in the waiting room.
Receptionist: Sorry, everyone is booked!
Rachel: (to the receptionist) Hi there!
Receptionist: Ok well, I'll call you as soon as your massage therapist is ready.
Receptionist: Good morning Phoebe.
Receptionist: (in an affected tone) Hello, welcome to Lavender Day Spa SPA. How may I help you?
Receptionist: This has been torn up.
Receptionist: Through the glass doors.
Receptionist: Have a seat through the glass doors.
The Doctor: (entering) (To the receptionist) Can I have the next one please? (Takes the form.) Joey and Tony Tribbiani. (Joey and Carl stand up.)
Receptionist: I am sorry Mr. Bing, there's no record of your reservation in the computer.
Ross: (tries to snatch it from the kid) GIVE ME MY PUCK!! (but it files out of his grasp and knocks out the receptionist)
Receptionist: Dr. Gettleman is finishing up with a patient, he should be out shortly.
Receptionist: We already got the results back on that on, and theyre not good. (Joey beats a hasty retreat.)
Chandler: (to the receptionist)'Scuse me.
Receptionist: (sarcastic) Any minute now.
Receptionist: Well, you'll have to wait your turn.
Receptionist: (sarcastic) Oh, that's attractive.
Receptionist: Hey! Hey! No rough holding in my ER!
Phoebe: (imitating the receptionist's tone) Good morning receptionist.