words in movies
Chandler: Worst porn ever! Worst porn ever! (Chandler starts to press buttons on the remote control, frantically.)
Chandler: Oh, beautiful? Really? Beautiful? You think this is beautiful? (picks up the remote and presses a button, and he immediately makes a face that just looks like hes going to throw up!)
[Scene: Petes office, he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote.]
(Chandler turns off the porn and sets the remote down.)
Ross: (looking at the remote) How did he do this?
Joey: Whoa! Is this porn? What did I do? I mustve hit something on the remote.
(Phoebe uses the remote to stop the Spanish by turning off the television.)
Monica: Ross, your little creatures got the remote again.
(Marcel grabs the remote.)
Monica: Ross, he's got the remote again.
Rachel: Hello? (Listens) Um, yeah, uh, (snapping her fingers at Ross who takes the remote from Marcel, then turns off the TV) Okay ah, hold on a second, lemme lemme just check and see if see if she's here.
(She starts pushing the power button on the remote, but it's not facing the TV so it doesn't work.)
Joey: I ended up at Ross's place. Oh, I musta missed counted or something. (Looks out the window.) Damn! She's not there anymore. Oh, l-l-look, Ross is doing his 'Watching TV' bit. (We see Ross sitting on the couch and flipping through the channels on his remote.)
Chandler: Jeez, at 2:30 in the morning, I didn't expect to have to fight over the remote.
JOEY: I can't find the remote. [Phoebe turns off the TV] Thank you.
Chandler: Okay, great. (He grabs the remote and turns on the TV to the chase.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross and Monica are fighting over the remote.]
Phoebe: Monica your remote doesn't work.
Chandler: Yeah, Joey just pressed something on the remote and it just, came on!
Joey: Yeah, so no one touches the remote. And no one touches the TV!
Chandler: Yeah, listen. Okay, before you do anything Joey-like, you might wanna run it by err... (he indicates Phoebe, who is helping Ross understand the remote control.)
Pete: Oh, it's good news. No, it's definitely good news. Hold on a second, I have another call. (clicks his remote) (to his other call) Hey, how's it going?
Chandler: Oh no-no-no. This is amazing. (He goes over and presses a button on a remote control that opens the entertainment center doors revealing the TV.)
(Monica points the remote at her TV, and punches out a key combination from the book, but the dreaded SAP logo remains and Spanish still comes forth.)
(Goes over and picks up the remote.)
(Chandler turns off the porn and sets the remote down.)
Ross: No, no, no, you can't take the remote control!
Chandler: Ok, how about this (picks up the remote control)?
Ross: Marcel, Marcel, give Rossie the remote. Marcel. Marcel, you give Rossie the remote right now... Marce... you give Rossie the remote...
Rachel: All right, yknow what, come on, do we really have to watch this while we eat? (She makes a move for the remote.)
Monica: Mira, Ross, Marcel se llevo el control remoto. (Look, Ross, Marcel's got the remote.)
(Goes over and picks up the remote.)
(Marcel points the remote at Monicas television, pressing a particular combination of keys. The logo SAP appears on the screen, and suddenly the dialogue is dubbed into Spanish.)
(he uses his remote to turn on the music, "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell, and starts dancing for Phoebe. He shakes his butt, moves his shoulders back, grabs his crotch and hops towards Phoebe. Phoebe is half horrified and half scared. He takes his hat off and throws it away, does some "Can Can" high kicks and swings his butt in front of Phoebe who looks at it in disgust. Then he tears open his shirt and shows her his chest and she flinches.)