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[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey and Chandler are there, waiting for their dates to show up.]
[Scene: The bathroom at the restaurant, Chandler and Joey are talking.]
[Scene: The Restaurant, Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table. Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another.]
[Scene: A Chinese Restaurant, Ross is there with his date.]
(Ross starts to laugh, and then makes a face like 'Why did I just say that?' Ross' ex-wife, Carol, and her lesbian lover, Susan, enter the restaurant. Ross stares at them.)
[Scene: The Chinese Restaurant.]
[Scene: The Chinese Restaurant, Ross and Carol are talking. Kristin is not there.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
[Scene: Fancy restaurant, Monica, Joey, Angela, and Bob are seated at the table.]
Phoebe: All right, we'll se you and Mike at the restaurant in a couple hours.
Phoebe: (while Monica drags her in the restaurant) Get your garlic-peelers off me!
Monica: Im also thinking about opening up my own restaurant.
Tim: Whoops. Sorry. (Looking at it, like a newscaster) This just in. (Phoebe fake laughs.) Oh, its 9-1-1 from the restaurant, that means Monica needs me right away. (Starts to leave.)
Pete: Now, nooo! Im just excited about the restaurant, thats all.
Rachel: (as Monica) Aahh, I'm a... chef at a restaurant uptown.
[Scene: A restaurant in Rome, Monica is paying for the pizza.]
Phoebe: What if we don't find him somebody else? We'll just tell her the date's off, but we don't tell Ross, and he goes to the restaurant and gets stood up!
Woman: Oh hi, Im, Im Mona from her restaurant.
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back.]
Rachel: Yes, yes, it does. Okay, look, the restaurant called, they wanna know if you're gonna be showing up for work?
Rachel: (Gasps) That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Liotta?
Rachel: Well, come on, Steve; let's not rule out nervous laughter. Hey, now wait a minute. Phoebe told me that - that you owned your own restaurant. That's impressive.
Monica: Alright, let me ask you this question: How many of you thought the music was fine, but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant? (a few raise their hands again).
Monica: Honey, that's okay. I actually know this woman, Nancy, who's a restaurant biz head-hunter. Maybe she'll know of something.
Hillary: And someday soon, I hope to open my own restaurant.
Phoebe: My songs aren't good enough for your restaurant?
Monica: No Mom, I don't have a restaurant, I work in a restaurant.
Ross: Really, it would be good for you and in fact, why don�t you, why don�t you go ahead to the restaurant and I will wait for my mom and then I�ll meet you there.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica is breaking the news to Alan.]
Ross: Oh! Hello uh, Mona from her restaurant. (He uses his card to mouth those words.) (Pause) Mona, wow what a, what a beautiful name.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it.]
Joey: Wha-a how about this: Another table leaves, right? But there�s still some food left on their place, okay, what�s the restaurant�s policy about people eatin� that?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Chandler and Phoebe are entering. This is the place where the guy who bought Chandlers ring is going to propose.]
Monica: You know what? I take back what I said before. You keep playing at the restaurant, because with your music driving people inside, my bar sales are going up like crazy.
[Scene: A Restaurant, scene continued from before the break.]
[Scene: The Restaurant, after dinner.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr. Green, and everyone is looking at the menu.]
Monica: Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?
Health Inspector: Wow, Monica, if every restaurant is as clean as yours, I'd have a tough time making a living.
[Scene: Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant.]
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
[Scene: The ladies' bathroom at the restaurant, Monica and Angela are talking.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey is on his hot date and theyre not speaking right now.]
Monica: Ohh, everybody at the restaurant still hates me.
Monica: Im checking out the restaurant with Pete.
Joey: Listen, I ah, went to that restaurant that you were talking about last week...
[Scene: Monica's restaurant, she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch.]
[Scene: Petes Restaurants Kitchen, Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen.]
Rachel: Yeah, and he does it every year! That's why he's sending you to that play! That's why he sent us to that medieval restaurant and to that button factory!
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa.]
[Cut to Monicas restaurant kitchen, its the episode where Joey is working as a waiter at Monicas restaurant. Joey is patting her breast from when she set it on fire.]
[Scene: A restaurant, Phoebe and Larry are having dinner.]
[Scene: Iridium Restaurant, Phoebe and Joey are looking at the menus as the waiter comes to take their order.]
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant.]
[Scene: A restaurant, Phoebe and Jim are on their date.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table. Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what hes looking for and sighs in relief.]
Monica: Wait a minute, I can get ice at the restaurant
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
Janine: I had so much fun tonight, and what a great restaurant.
[Scene: Fancy restaurant, Joey and Bob are talking.]
Monica: Oh, honey!I can't. I was just telling these guys that things are crazy at the restaurant!
Monica: Oh my God! You own an Italian restaurant and you think that tastes good?! Where are you even from?
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant, continued from earlier.]
[Scene: Monicas Restaurants kitchen, shes cooking as a waitress sticks her head in.]
[Scene: Another restaurant. Rachel is studying the menu together with her date, Steve. Steve is the stoned restaurateur from 115 TOW the Stoned Guy.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success.]
Joey: (laughs) Yeah! Right! (points at Monica) People eat birds... Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you go to a restaurant and you say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird." (laughs again) Or... or maybe just a wing or... (realises...)
Ross: Maybe Ill take her to that new French restaurant down the street
Monica: So Nancy told me about this job at this great restaurant, Javo (sp?). It's just a little outside of Tulsa.
Monica: I used to love to play restaurant.
Ross: No, but, it's, you know, it's just a funny image, you know, the two of you, in this restaurant, with... (laughs nervously)tzz-zzz, mmm.
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.
[Scene: The restaurant, continued from earlier.]
[Scene: A fancy restaurant, Joey and Monica are there, meeting Angela and Bob, who Monica thinks is Angela's brother.]
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, Monica is waiting for Tim who enters.]
Monica: This is so great! This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Ross and Rachel are on their double date. Rachel is busy talking Ross up.]
Phoebe: Okay, bye. Alright, so Mike's on his way over. See, you thought you guys were meeting here, and he thought you were meeting at the restaurant, so you know... Doesn't really matter who's right or wrong. Point is... I'm gonna take off.
Monica: Oh...Phoebe? Maybe I wasn't clear before. I really love listening to your music here, but my restaurant is sort of an upscale place.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents.]
[Scene: Restaurant]
[Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are having dinner.]
The Interviewer: (To Joey) Yknow I think its great you wanted to meet here. Yknow when most people hear the magazine is paying for it they want to go to a big fancy restaurant.
Joey: No, Yeeees. God, how do I say this. (walks into the kitchen, Chandler follows closely, he turns around and gets startled). Oh, hi, you know that girl from the Greek restaurant with the hair (holds his hands up to signify she has big hair)?
Rachel: Ooh, I miss dating. Gettin all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant. Im not gonna be able to do that for so long, and its so much fun! I mean not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a sixteen pound baby is not fun.
Rachel: Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything. So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna have to let me go, because I'm not a team player. And I said "Wait a minute! Yes I am." and I had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that that in fact... was true.
[Scene: Restaurant]
Chandler: Looking for restaurant jobs for you in Tulsa.
Joey: yeah and hey thanks again for letting me having that last piece of cake at the restaurant.
[Scene: A Mexican Restaurant, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there.]
[Scene: Restaurant, still just the not-couple.]
Monica: Yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. And then you realised if you (Points at Rachel) bitched about it, then you (Points to herself) would stop cooking, and you (Points at Rachel) would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke.
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, shes cooking as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: The restaurant with still just Phoebe and Joey.]
[Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are still hugging as a waiter walks by the table to talk to the annoying waiter from before who is watching.]
Monica: Oh my God! Thats my restaurant, Im the chef there.
Ross: No, Monicas restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. (They all gasp.) I didnt want her to see it, so I ran around the neighborhood and bought all the copies I could find. (He hands the paper to Phoebe and they all read it.)
[Scene: Delmonico's restaurant. Ross is waiting for his blind date to show up. A waiter walks past him.]
(Rachel is still at the restaurant, but Steve is gone.)
[Scene: Monica's restaurant]
Chandler: Yeah... I just don't have that much cheffing experience. Unless it's an all-toast restaurant.
[Scene: Outside the restaurant]
[The next flashback is from The One With The Candy Hearts. Joey and Chandler are waiting at a restaurant as Lorraine and her friend arrive.]
[Scene: The Restaurant, dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking. Dr. Green is not at the table.]
Phoebe: Ok, well, who identified the tone of this restaurant as pretentious comma garlicky?
[Time lapse: Phoebe in front of restaurant again]