words in movies
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, shes cooking as Phoebe enters.]
Chandler: No, 'Slim Pickings', it's a barbecue restaurant. They're looking for a cook. Actually 'cook' may be a bit of a stretch. They're looking for someone to shovel mesquite.
[Scene: Delmonico's restaurant. Ross and Joey are sitting at a table for four. The waiter is pouring water in their glasses.]
Chandler: It is going to be perfect. I am taking her to her favorite restaurant. Im going to get her a bottle of the champagne that she really loves; therefore knows how expensive it is. Then when the glasses are full, instead of proposing a toast Im just gonna propose.
[Scene: A Restaurant, a waitress is taking Joey and Rachels dinner order.]
[Scene: A restaurant, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date. Chandler is yawning.]
Ross: Come on Rach, you cant even eat alone in a restaurant.
Phoebe: Oooh! I have something you can do! I have this new massage client... Steve? (pause) Anyway, he's opening up a restaurant and he's looking for a head chef.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey and Chandler are there, waiting for their dates to show up.]
Ursula: Huh. Well, Im supposed to be working at the restaurant tonight. Im supposed to be working right now, so who cares.
[Scene: Restaurant, Rachel and Ross and Dr. Green are having dinner.]
[Scene: Monicas Restaurants Kitchen, shes cooking as one of her waiters, Stu, comes over to talk to her.]
[Scene: The Restaurant, Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table. Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another.]
Waiter: You can�t order until your entire party has arrived. Restaurant policy.
[Scene: Ross, Charlie and Professor Spafford are sitting at the table in a restaurant]
[Scene, A Restaurant, Rachel is on her date, drunk, and is leaving that answering machine message.]
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh, how was your first day working at the restaurant?
[Scene: A Chinese Restaurant, Ross is there with his date.]
MONICA: Really?� But tomorrow night is the only night I get off from the restaurant.� If you go to the game, we won't have a night together for another week.
Monica: Hmm, no. I mean how can I accept a restaurant from him? I-I-I-I cant. I couldnt even accept a necklace from Stu Vincent in the seventh grade.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
Phoebe (to Joey): Well, our plan is working. Rachel is having a miserable time, and Ross is just stood up somewhere at a restaurant all alone.
[Scene: The fancy restaurant, Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable.]
Rachel: (as Monica) Aahh, I'm a... chef at a restaurant uptown.
Phoebe: All right, we'll se you and Mike at the restaurant in a couple hours.
Monica: Im also thinking about opening up my own restaurant.
Tim: Whoops. Sorry. (Looking at it, like a newscaster) This just in. (Phoebe fake laughs.) Oh, its 9-1-1 from the restaurant, that means Monica needs me right away. (Starts to leave.)
[Scene: Fancy restaurant, Monica, Joey, Angela, and Bob are seated at the table.]
Phoebe: (while Monica drags her in the restaurant) Get your garlic-peelers off me!
Pete: Now, nooo! Im just excited about the restaurant, thats all.
[Scene: The Chinese Restaurant.]
Woman: Oh hi, Im, Im Mona from her restaurant.
[Scene: A restaurant in Rome, Monica is paying for the pizza.]
Phoebe: What if we don't find him somebody else? We'll just tell her the date's off, but we don't tell Ross, and he goes to the restaurant and gets stood up!
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back.]
Rachel: (Gasps) That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Liotta?
Rachel: Yes, yes, it does. Okay, look, the restaurant called, they wanna know if you're gonna be showing up for work?
Monica: Alright, let me ask you this question: How many of you thought the music was fine, but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant? (a few raise their hands again).
[Scene: The bathroom at the restaurant, Chandler and Joey are talking.]
Rachel: Well, come on, Steve; let's not rule out nervous laughter. Hey, now wait a minute. Phoebe told me that - that you owned your own restaurant. That's impressive.
Monica: Honey, that's okay. I actually know this woman, Nancy, who's a restaurant biz head-hunter. Maybe she'll know of something.
Hillary: And someday soon, I hope to open my own restaurant.
Phoebe: My songs aren't good enough for your restaurant?
Monica: No Mom, I don't have a restaurant, I work in a restaurant.
Ross: Really, it would be good for you and in fact, why don�t you, why don�t you go ahead to the restaurant and I will wait for my mom and then I�ll meet you there.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica is breaking the news to Alan.]
Ross: Oh! Hello uh, Mona from her restaurant. (He uses his card to mouth those words.) (Pause) Mona, wow what a, what a beautiful name.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Chandler and Phoebe are entering. This is the place where the guy who bought Chandlers ring is going to propose.]
Joey: Wha-a how about this: Another table leaves, right? But there�s still some food left on their place, okay, what�s the restaurant�s policy about people eatin� that?
Monica: You know what? I take back what I said before. You keep playing at the restaurant, because with your music driving people inside, my bar sales are going up like crazy.
[Scene: A Restaurant, scene continued from before the break.]
[Scene: The Restaurant, after dinner.]
Monica: Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr. Green, and everyone is looking at the menu.]
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it.]
[Scene: Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant.]
Health Inspector: Wow, Monica, if every restaurant is as clean as yours, I'd have a tough time making a living.
[Scene: The ladies' bathroom at the restaurant, Monica and Angela are talking.]
[Scene: Petes Restaurants Kitchen, Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen.]
Monica: Ohh, everybody at the restaurant still hates me.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey is on his hot date and theyre not speaking right now.]
Monica: Im checking out the restaurant with Pete.
[Scene: Monica's restaurant, she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching.]
Joey: Listen, I ah, went to that restaurant that you were talking about last week...
[Cut to Monicas restaurant kitchen, its the episode where Joey is working as a waiter at Monicas restaurant. Joey is patting her breast from when she set it on fire.]
Rachel: Yeah, and he does it every year! That's why he's sending you to that play! That's why he sent us to that medieval restaurant and to that button factory!
[Scene: A Restaurant, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa.]
[Scene: The Chinese Restaurant, Ross and Carol are talking. Kristin is not there.]
[Scene: A restaurant, Phoebe and Larry are having dinner.]
[Scene: Iridium Restaurant, Phoebe and Joey are looking at the menus as the waiter comes to take their order.]
[Scene: A restaurant, Phoebe and Jim are on their date.]
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table. Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what hes looking for and sighs in relief.]
Monica: Wait a minute, I can get ice at the restaurant
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
[Scene: Fancy restaurant, Joey and Bob are talking.]
Monica: Oh, honey!I can't. I was just telling these guys that things are crazy at the restaurant!
Monica: Oh my God! You own an Italian restaurant and you think that tastes good?! Where are you even from?
Janine: I had so much fun tonight, and what a great restaurant.
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant, continued from earlier.]
[Scene: Monicas Restaurants kitchen, shes cooking as a waitress sticks her head in.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success.]
[Scene: Another restaurant. Rachel is studying the menu together with her date, Steve. Steve is the stoned restaurateur from 115 TOW the Stoned Guy.]
Ross: Maybe Ill take her to that new French restaurant down the street
Monica: So Nancy told me about this job at this great restaurant, Javo (sp?). It's just a little outside of Tulsa.
Monica: I used to love to play restaurant.
[Scene: The restaurant, continued from earlier.]
Ross: No, but, it's, you know, it's just a funny image, you know, the two of you, in this restaurant, with... (laughs nervously)tzz-zzz, mmm.
Joey: (laughs) Yeah! Right! (points at Monica) People eat birds... Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you go to a restaurant and you say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird." (laughs again) Or... or maybe just a wing or... (realises...)
[Scene: A fancy restaurant, Joey and Monica are there, meeting Angela and Bob, who Monica thinks is Angela's brother.]
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, Monica is waiting for Tim who enters.]
Monica: Oh...Phoebe? Maybe I wasn't clear before. I really love listening to your music here, but my restaurant is sort of an upscale place.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Ross and Rachel are on their double date. Rachel is busy talking Ross up.]
Monica: This is so great! This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.
Phoebe: Okay, bye. Alright, so Mike's on his way over. See, you thought you guys were meeting here, and he thought you were meeting at the restaurant, so you know... Doesn't really matter who's right or wrong. Point is... I'm gonna take off.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents.]
Rachel: Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything. So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna have to let me go, because I'm not a team player. And I said "Wait a minute! Yes I am." and I had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that that in fact... was true.
The Interviewer: (To Joey) Yknow I think its great you wanted to meet here. Yknow when most people hear the magazine is paying for it they want to go to a big fancy restaurant.