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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]
Chandler: (returning) What are you guys talking about?
Phoebe: (returning) Hey you guys, Hums While He Pees just asked me out!
Monica: I think it's totally insane, I mean, they work for the hospital. It's like returning to the scene of the crime. You know, I say we blow off the dates.
The Waiter: (returning) Any progress?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are returning from class.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are returning from their date.]
[Scene: The Hallway, Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on.]
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door.]
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Ross are returning from working out.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, theyre returning from the party.]
Monica: (returning) Phoebe, good work.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are returning from their brunch.]
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is returning from his date.]
The Director: (returning) Okay, Im afraid to say this, but lets pick it up where we left off.
[Scene: Central Perk, They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross.]
[Time Lapse: Rachel is returning from chasing down the boy in the cape.]
Phoebe: (on phone, in 'Katelynn's' voice) 'Hi, I have Phoebe Buffay returning a page. Okay, well, um, she's in her car I'll have to patch you through.'
Monica's Boyfriend: (returning) Here we go, one Hazelnut Latte. (Hands it to Monica and sits down.)
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, Phoebe and Rachel are returning.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is returning from having removed Rachels panties.]
Phoebe: (coming over after returning the musket) Wait a minute, no, this is, this is the reason you brought me. Okay? I know how to haggle. So let me handle this from here on out.
Ross: (returning from the phone.) So, I just picked up a message from Emily, she and Susan are going to a poetry reading together!
(All are returning from the street after picking up dropped lottery tickets)
Phoebe: (returning with Joey) With what?
Phoebe: Well, Im returning a call from a certain mom at the B-E-A-C-H. I just spelled the wrong word. (goes into Monicas room)
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, shes returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups.]
[Scene: Phoebe's dad's house. Phoebe is returning the dog who is bandaged up and has a plastic cone around it's neck.]
Phoebe: (returning from the bathroom) Rach, youre in my seat.
[Scene: Outside Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is returning.]
[Scene: The hallway between the apartments, Rachel is returning from her date with Dave.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Chandler are returning from the game.]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie.]
The Interviewer: (returning) Oh wait! I almost forgot. We have to ask everybody this. Other than Days of Our Lives, whats your favorite soap opera?
Joey: (Returning carrying a couple of rusted lawn chairs) Huh?!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them.]
Maitre D�: I sincerely hope the rest of your party is returning.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both. After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee.]
[Scene: The Lobby of Chandler and Rachels building, Chandler and Rachel are returning from lunch.]
The Presenter: in the category of Favorite Returning Male Character the nominees are: John Wheeler from General Hospital (Applause), Gavin Grant from The Young and the Restless (Applause), Dunkin Harrington from Passions (Applause), and Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives (Applause). And the Soapie goes to (She opens the envelope) Gavin Grant from The Young and the Restless!
Chandler: (returning to his seat) Hey!
Rachel: (returning) Okay, remember uh, remember how you told me that your grandmother put up that wall to make that into two bedrooms?
[Scene: The Hallway, Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty.]
[Scene: In the store. Rachel and Phoebe returning from the changing rooms]
Rachel: (returning) Wait-wait-wait, I just thought of another story about how nice Ross is!
[Scene: The Funeral Home, continued from earlier. Phoebe is returning after looking for her father.]
Monica: (returning) Okay! (Sets down a huge 3" 3-ring binder on the table.)
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
[Scene: The Hallway between the apartments, Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date. Chandler is telling a joke.]
[Scene: Outside Danny's apartment, Danny and Rachel are returning from their date.]
Ross: (returning with the coffee) Okay here we are Paul, Elizabeth. (He sets down their cups.) So I hope you guys were finding something to talk about.
[Scene: Grammercy Bistero, Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready. Ross is returning from talking to the matired.]
[Scene: The hallway, Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date. He is telling her about her mascara problem. Rachel is already there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are returning. Phoebe is still on hold.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross and Rachel are returning from a movie.]
Chandler: (returning) Oh my God! (Storms out.)
[Scene: Central Perk, the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there.]
Joey: (returning from a deli) Okay, I got it! This place makes the best sandwich in the world!
Rachel: (returning with her purse covering her face) All right, it won't come off!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, its later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast. Rachel is returning from shopping.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning from her interview attempt.]
Chandler: Okay... (returning to the board) ..whose turn is it?
[Scene: Rachel and Barrys bedroom, Rachel is returning from her disastrous attempt at an affair to find that Barry was much, much more successful with his.]
Monica: Honey, Im not returning them. Okay? I mean I-I know they cost a lot, but Im going to wear them all the time. Youll see. Besides, I love the compliments. I mean, have you ever had something so beautiful everyone wanted it?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on. The whole gang is there.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is returning from Petes.]
Danny: (returning, with a friend) Rachel, this is my friend Tom. (To Tom) This is the girl I told you about.
[Scene: The hallway between the two apartments, Pete and Monica are returning from their date.]
[Cut to later, Joey is returning from talking to Mr. Treeger.]
Phoebe: (returning slowly) Yknow Im-Im sensing that um, my grandmother would not be comfortable with that.
[Scene: Hallway, Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner.]
[Scene: The park, the gang is returning to play the second half of the game.]
[Scene: Central Perk. The four guys are returning after getting the hat back.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel are returning.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh.]
(We see that Ross is returning to his apartment with Jill.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend. He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away.]
The Interviewer: (returning) So, as Joeys friends, is there anything that you guys think our readers ought to know?
Announcer: Presenting the award for Favorite Returning Male Character is McKensize
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning. Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe.]
[Scene: The hallway, Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia.]
Rachel: (returning from calling Warren) Ugh!!! Well, the apartment is already subletted! I mean, this is just hopeless. Im never gonna find anything.
Rachel: Okay now Joey, y'know that since you're returning all of this stuff right after the audition you're gonna have to wear underwear?
[Scene: Kates Apartment, Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town.]
Chandler: (returning with Joey) Hi.
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom.]
Rachel: Well of course I do! But yknow, favorite returning character is a tough category Joey. I mean youre up against the guy who survived his own cremation.
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler is returning from Monica and Rachel's with his bedding. Eddie is standing at the bar with his dehydrator and loads of fruit.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there.]
Ross: (returning) Hey.
Joey: Yeah, you're gonna go up to her and say, "Here's your egg back, I'm returning your egg."
Joey: (returning) Hey! You wanna go?