words in movies
Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldnt have lost the ring, right? Yknow what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.
Joey: Umm, now uh Its a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. Yknow, now I always thought you and I had a special bond so (He goes to one knee and pulls out a ring.) Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?
Joey: So uh, hey, that uh, that wedding ring, huh? Man, thats nice!
Joey: The ring is gone!
Ross: Wheres my ring? My dead grandmothers wedding ring? Where is it? Where is it?
[Scene: The Animal Hospital, the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring. Joey is pacing around like an expectant father.]
(The crowd goes wild as he puts the ring on her finger. They hug and kiss this time as an engaged couple.)
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
Ross: Oh my God! Thank you! Thank you so much! (He grabs the ring, kisses it, and then does a double-take realising where its been.)
[Scene: Rachels Room, she is taking the ring out of Rosss jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters.]
(She disgustedly takes the ring off and gives it back.)
Joey: (running and banging on Chandlers door) The stripper stole the ring!! The stripper stole the ring!! Chandler! Chandler, get up! Get up! The stripper stole the ring!
(Monicas entrance makes Phoebe try to hide the ring by putting it in her mouth.)
Rachel: The ring from the cave, yeah.
Joey: Ohh, no, no. Were not going to just sit. (Joey sits down and hits the speed dial button on the phone.) Shhh. (It begins to ring.)
Chandler: Yeah, it was time. The old condom ring in the leather just doesnt say cool anymore.
The Stripper: Okay, who are you? The Hardy boys? Look, I dont need to steal some stupid ring, all right? I make $1,600 a week doing what I do; any of you guys make that?
(Chandler gets up and runs out, but as soon as the door closes behind him he opens it, runs back in, picks up his ring Richard is holding up for him, and runs back out.)
Ross: Gimmie! (Takes the ring and puts it in his coat pocket as Rachel enters the hallway.)
Chandler: Well, it does not ring a bell with me...
Joey: Yeah, are you just going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the belly button ring again?
Phoebe: When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. But now I'm standing here today, knowing that I have everything I'm ever gonna need... You are my family. (She puts the ring on Mikes finger)
Doug: No, its a wedding ring. You gotta get rid of it. Were gonna go to the East River right now and throw it in there!
Chandler: Okay and he hasnt proposed yet because she has no ring on her finger.
Mrs. Geller: This is your grandmothers engagement ring, I want you to give it to Rachel.
(She takes it out of her mouth and hands it to him as Monica returns from her room and this time forcing Chandler to put the ring in his mouth.)
Chandler: (choking up) Oh my God thats it, thats the ring! How much is it?
Chandler: No-no! This is my fiancee (Phoebe) and her heart was set on that ring. You dont want to break her heart now do you?
Phoebe: Well you certainly cant give her that stupid gumball ring.
Monica: Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, Im engaged. (Points to her ring.)
DOCTOR: No, it's just a good bone bruise. And, right here is the puncture wound from your ring.
Chandler: Phoebe, I asked you to guard the ring!
Chandler: It was the ring!
Customer: I dont know. (Pause) Let me see the ring.
Chandler: Yeah, check out the ring. (Shows it to them.)
Chandler: Check out the ring.
Mike: (puts on a fake smile) Where else would lame Mr. No Balls hide it? (he takes the ring from the cake, and cleans it with a napkin)
Phoebe: If she says no, can I have the ring?
Ross: Yeah, yeah you have the ring?
Monica: I dont know, my hand feels weird. I guess its because, Im engaged! (Shows off the ring.) How long before it starts getting annoying?
Monica: I kind of have to don't I? Because of this stupid thing (Points to her wedding ring.)
Monica: Well, she saw the ring.
Chandler: Great! Okay, here. (Holds the ring up for him.)
Phoebe: Okay, I would ring the bell to distract him and then I would knock the gun out of his hand with a Chinese throwing star.
Male Jeweler: (to the female jeweler) Wheres the 1920s princess cut ring.
Ross: My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?! H-how?! How could this all happen?!
Phoebe: Oh! Oop! (Hands him back the ring.)
Janice: (notices Monicas engagement ring) Ohh! What is that on your finger?! Im blind!
Chandler: Well, she walked in when I was looking at the ring brochures. You can understand that, right? (Ross and Joey look at each other and go back to watching the game on TV.) Guys? Guys? (Walks in front of them again.)
Chandler: Yeah, Im gonna stick with the ring. (Goes to another display counter.) Oh, this ones nice! (Pointing to another ring.) I like this one! Sir? Uh, kind sir? Can I see this one?
Joey: Pheebs, give me the ring back!
Ross: All right, heres the ring. (Shows Chandler the wedding ring he plans on giving Emily)
Melissa: So last I heard you were gonna get married. (Grabs Rachels hand and notices that she doesnt have a ring on it.) (Sadly) Oh poor Ray-ray.
Rachel: Umm, okay. But while you dial, let me show you the features of my new ringing handbag. (Rachel dials her phone and Phoebes bag starts to ring.) Oh, it does work! (Rachel grabs the phone and takes it out of Phoebes handbag.)
Phoebe: Perhaps because you gave her an engagement ring? Yknow Ross doctors are supposed to be smart.
Chandler: Ugh. Just a sec, give me a minute to wake up for thisAh-ha-ha!! You lost the ring! Youre the worst best man ever!
Male Jeweler: This ring is from the 1920s, its a one and a half carat diamond with sapphires on either side.
(The crowd goes wild as he puts the ring on her finger. They hug and kiss this time as an engaged couple.)
Chandler: Ross had a ring?! And he was gonna propose?
Rachel: (seeing the ring) Oh my God. (Pause) Okay.
Ross: Okay lets put aside that you (Makes quote marks with his fingers.) "accidentally" picked up my grandmothers ring and you (Does it again) "accidentally" proposed to Rachel.
Rachel: (seeing the ring) Oh my God. (Pause) Okay.
Phoebe: So whose ring is it?
Ross: I didnt give her that ring!
Ross: Well good, okay. I-I, kind of think yknow if we if Youre wearing the ring.
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Wendy: So? I'm married. (Showing him the ring on her finger.)
[Scene: A Restaurant, Chandler and Phoebe are entering. This is the place where the guy who bought Chandlers ring is going to propose.]
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! I'll do it! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure.]
Phoebe: Chandler, I found the perfect ring. (Holding it out for her.)
Chandler: Tonight?! (looks at the ring) Isn't an engagement ring supposed to have a diamond? (squints at the ring to emphasize how tiny the diamond is) Oh, there it is!
Chandler: Yeah, right here in my pocket. (Pats his pocket. Phoebe smiles, goes over to hug him, and removes the ring from his pocket.) Pheebs?
(Mike puts the ring on her finger)
Chandler: So you might say, the ring is irreplaceable? (Gives Joey a little squeeze.)
Monica: You're the most incredible woman I've ever met. How can I lose you? (Phoebe looks very flattered) Now, I don't actually have a ring...
David: I have a ring.
(They kiss again, and Phoebe looks at the ring.)
Phoebe: And so engaged. (Points to the ring that Rachel is wearing.)
[Cut to London, we sit Ross sitting outside Emilys apartment. We hear Emilys phone ring with amazing clarity. Apparently, sound travels quite easily through the walls of British buildings. Anyhoo, Ross looks around for the ringing phone and in the meantime Emilys answering machine picks up and once again with amazing clarity we hear Emily say ]
Joey: Hey, (realises he doesnt know her name.) stripper! (He notices that the ring box is open, so he picks it up, sees its empty and starts to panic.)
Amanda: Let’s see.. to assure you get this directly, ring me back on my mobile.
Rachel: Ew, was Chandler naked? Sort of like a, like a ring toss kind of situation?
Male Jeweler: (angrily) Are you interested in this ring?!
Rachel: (seeing the ring and gasping) Oh my God, they let you keep that stuff?!
Ross: With the belly-button ring? Oh, muhawa!
Ross: Good-good, Im-Im married. (Shows her his ring.)
David: So, ehm... I'm proposing to Pheobe tonight. (Removes a ring box from his pocket and opens it to show Chandler the ring)
Chandler: Uh, credit card. (Reaches for it then realizes) Oh no! No-no, but I left my credit card with Joey. (To Phoebe) Okay, Ill go get it. You guard the ring.
Zack: Thanks! Do you have a coaster? I don't wanna make a ring.
(David produces the ring. At the same time, Mike walks in, behind David)
Ross: That ring? When my grandmother first came to this country, that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her.
Rachel: No? So youre saying that if I called it, it wouldnt ring?
Ross: Look. Look, my mom gave me that ring because she wanted me to propose to Rachel, but all I wanted to do is if she maybe kinda wanted ah start things up again.
Rachel: Well then Joey, what the hell were you doing with an engagement ring?!
Ross: God that is the most beautiful engagement ring ever!
Ross: Im the ring bearer.
Ross: Youre weird today. (He turns to Rachel and Joey puts the ring back.) (To Rachel) Listen I uh, wanted to talk to you about something.
Sally: Hi, I'm Sally. So, no ring. Can I assume you are also a single parent?
Rachel: Monica! Look! Hi! What do ya think? (shows her, her ring)