words in movies
Chandler: It is to me. You wanted to sleep with Batman, and instead you had to settle for Robin. (Walks out and slams the door.)
Robin: I have a feelin... I, my wife is sleeping with her gynaecologist.
Robin: (starting to cry) Ooh, (to Rachel) Can I have a napkin, please? Could you please hand me a napkin? (Rachel tries to grab one, but is to slow for his tastes.) Would you--Give me this thing (grabs the napkin holder from her.) all right!! Enough! (to Billy) And you are no longer my friend! We are finished! (gets up to leave) Nada!! No more! You are a bastard for doing this!! (Billy follows him) Get away from me!!
Chandler: Batman has Robin! (Pause) We get ESPN right?
Robin Williams: Yeah, could you scooch?
Robin: Keep on scooching.
Phoebe: I know! Robin is so gay!
Robin: Well y'know, hes got access.
[Two guys walk over and interrupt her. Theyre both names youve already heard. Ones Billy Crystal. Yes, that Billy Crystal from City Slickers. The other one is Robin Williams. Yes, that Robin Williams from Mrs. Doubtfire.]
(Robin interrupts her again by complaining loudly to Billy as the camera cuts to them.)
Robin: Why? Why?! Whats wrong with me?!
Robin: Thats the one.
Monica: Forget it. (they all turn and listen to Billy and Robin)
Robin: What is it, Tim?
[cut to Billy and Robin]
Robin: No-no, its ooozing, oozing. (to Rachel) Could you pass me the cream? Is there anyOh, theres the cream.
Robin: Y'know its that feeling you get, y'know?
Robin: Why is this happening to me?! I dont know, maybe its my wound.
Monica: (Robin is speaking loudly again) I...