words in movies
Robin: Keep on scooching.
Robin: I have a feelin... I, my wife is sleeping with her gynaecologist.
Robin Williams: Yeah, could you scooch?
Phoebe: I know! Robin is so gay!
[Two guys walk over and interrupt her. Theyre both names youve already heard. Ones Billy Crystal. Yes, that Billy Crystal from City Slickers. The other one is Robin Williams. Yes, that Robin Williams from Mrs. Doubtfire.]
Robin: Why? Why?! Whats wrong with me?!
(Robin interrupts her again by complaining loudly to Billy as the camera cuts to them.)
Robin: Well y'know, hes got access.
Robin: Thats the one.
Robin: Y'know its that feeling you get, y'know?
Monica: Forget it. (they all turn and listen to Billy and Robin)
Robin: No-no, its ooozing, oozing. (to Rachel) Could you pass me the cream? Is there anyOh, theres the cream.
Robin: What is it, Tim?
Monica: (Robin is speaking loudly again) I...
[cut to Billy and Robin]
Robin: Why is this happening to me?! I dont know, maybe its my wound.
Robin: (starting to cry) Ooh, (to Rachel) Can I have a napkin, please? Could you please hand me a napkin? (Rachel tries to grab one, but is to slow for his tastes.) Would you--Give me this thing (grabs the napkin holder from her.) all right!! Enough! (to Billy) And you are no longer my friend! We are finished! (gets up to leave) Nada!! No more! You are a bastard for doing this!! (Billy follows him) Get away from me!!
Chandler: It is to me. You wanted to sleep with Batman, and instead you had to settle for Robin. (Walks out and slams the door.)
Chandler: Batman has Robin! (Pause) We get ESPN right?