words in movies
Chandler: Batman has Robin! (Pause) We get ESPN right?
Robin: Thats the one.
(Robin interrupts her again by complaining loudly to Billy as the camera cuts to them.)
Robin: Well y'know, hes got access.
Robin: What is it, Tim?
Robin: Why? Why?! Whats wrong with me?!
Monica: Forget it. (they all turn and listen to Billy and Robin)
Robin: Why is this happening to me?! I dont know, maybe its my wound.
Robin: No-no, its ooozing, oozing. (to Rachel) Could you pass me the cream? Is there anyOh, theres the cream.
Robin: Y'know its that feeling you get, y'know?
[cut to Billy and Robin]
Robin: Keep on scooching.
Robin: (starting to cry) Ooh, (to Rachel) Can I have a napkin, please? Could you please hand me a napkin? (Rachel tries to grab one, but is to slow for his tastes.) Would you--Give me this thing (grabs the napkin holder from her.) all right!! Enough! (to Billy) And you are no longer my friend! We are finished! (gets up to leave) Nada!! No more! You are a bastard for doing this!! (Billy follows him) Get away from me!!
Robin: I have a feelin... I, my wife is sleeping with her gynaecologist.
Monica: (Robin is speaking loudly again) I...
Chandler: It is to me. You wanted to sleep with Batman, and instead you had to settle for Robin. (Walks out and slams the door.)
Robin Williams: Yeah, could you scooch?
[Two guys walk over and interrupt her. Theyre both names youve already heard. Ones Billy Crystal. Yes, that Billy Crystal from City Slickers. The other one is Robin Williams. Yes, that Robin Williams from Mrs. Doubtfire.]
Phoebe: I know! Robin is so gay!