words in movies
Chandler: It is to me. You wanted to sleep with Batman, and instead you had to settle for Robin. (Walks out and slams the door.)
Phoebe: I know! Robin is so gay!
Robin: Keep on scooching.
Robin Williams: Yeah, could you scooch?
(Robin interrupts her again by complaining loudly to Billy as the camera cuts to them.)
[Two guys walk over and interrupt her. Theyre both names youve already heard. Ones Billy Crystal. Yes, that Billy Crystal from City Slickers. The other one is Robin Williams. Yes, that Robin Williams from Mrs. Doubtfire.]
Robin: Well y'know, hes got access.
Robin: I have a feelin... I, my wife is sleeping with her gynaecologist.
Robin: Why? Why?! Whats wrong with me?!
Robin: What is it, Tim?
[cut to Billy and Robin]
Robin: Why is this happening to me?! I dont know, maybe its my wound.
Robin: Thats the one.
Monica: Forget it. (they all turn and listen to Billy and Robin)
Robin: No-no, its ooozing, oozing. (to Rachel) Could you pass me the cream? Is there anyOh, theres the cream.
Robin: Y'know its that feeling you get, y'know?
Monica: (Robin is speaking loudly again) I...
Robin: (starting to cry) Ooh, (to Rachel) Can I have a napkin, please? Could you please hand me a napkin? (Rachel tries to grab one, but is to slow for his tastes.) Would you--Give me this thing (grabs the napkin holder from her.) all right!! Enough! (to Billy) And you are no longer my friend! We are finished! (gets up to leave) Nada!! No more! You are a bastard for doing this!! (Billy follows him) Get away from me!!
Chandler: Batman has Robin! (Pause) We get ESPN right?