words in movies
Rachel: My God, get a room!
Monica: I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time!
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster. The guys enter the room.]
(Monica closes the door and slowly walks into Rachel’s old and now empty room.)
Monica: What the hell is that dog doing here?! (She notices the dog sitting in the living room.)
Rachel: Yeah, y'know I-I think I'm just gonna hang out in my room.
Chandler: Oh Im sorry, youre kicking me out of my own living room?
Monica: Okay, I'd like to know how much the room was because I'd like to pay my half.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, they're all hanging out in the living room.]
[Scene: Back to the living room. Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other. The guys see this.]
[Scene: An Emergency Room, Rachel and Monica enter. Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support.]
Rachel: (bursts into the room) Joey! Joey!
(Phoebe goes to leave the room, but the door is locked.)
Dr. Green: (on phone, not hearing her) theres gonna be a wedding! (Joey enters from his room and goes to get a beer from the fridge.) Thats unacceptable Rachel! What the hell does love have to do with it anyway?! There are more important things in a marriage other than love! (Joey hears something and looks around for the source.) constantly thinking about things! You have to think about the consequences of your decision. (Joey finds that the sound is coming from the phone and puts it to his ear.)
Rachel: I mean y'know, I'm thinking. You could bring her, and you guys could go up to your old room, and not make out.
[Phoebe comes back from Rachels old room.]
(Rachel enters from her room.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering the living room from her bedroom.]
[Scene: Rachel and Barrys bedroom, Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives. Of course its a Dr. Drake Remoray scene. Its set in a hospital room, and Dr. Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head.]
[Scene: The Emergency Room, Ross is absent.]
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Carol is holding the infant.]
(Joey leaves and closes the door behind him. Chandler walks towards the living room, but then Joey enters again.)
[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor.]
Joey: Well, I'm sorry if I'm not a middle-aged black woman! (Starts for his room.) And I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition! Okay, look, if I have to pretend I don't know about you two, then you two are gonna have to pretend there's nothing to know about.
ROSS: No, there is no way he was a velociraptor. No Tony, look at the cranial ridge, OK. If Dino was a velociraptor, he would have eaten the Flintstones. Yeah, yeah. [Monica comes out of her room] Oh, were you takin' a nap?
Phoebe: See, this is exactly what we do not have time for. (She rushes into her room)
(They hug. And quickly that hug turns into a heated make out session, right there on the waiting room couch. Chandler, Rachel, and Monica quickly make their exits.)
(Phoebe and Rachel enter the living room.)
Rachel: There's no room under the bed. (looks around because she can't find Joey anymore)
Phoebe: (no accent) Uhm... Okay, well, allright, uhm... Originally I'm from upstate, but uhm... then my mom killed herself and my stepdad went to prison, so... I just moved to the city where uhm... I actually lived in a burned out Buick LeSabre for a while... (frowns are received) which was okay, that was okay, until uhm... I got hepatitis, you know, 'cause this pimp spit in my mouth and... but I... I got over it and uhm... anyway, now I'm uhm... a freelance massage therapist, uhm... which, you know, isn't always steady money but at least I don't pay taxes, huh... (everyone in the room finds it a bit surreal, which Phoebe realises and starts to talk in the accent again) So... where does everyone summer?
Mrs. Bing: Yeah, any messages for room 226?
Ross: Chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?
All: Oh, sure. Sure, absolutely. (They just stand there, then realise what he means and go to the other end of the room)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards.]
(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)
MONICA: Ya know what, I think I'm gonna go to my room and read Cosmo, maybe there's something helpful in there. Know what, at least maybe I can learn how to do an at home bikini wax with leftover Cristmas candles.
(Rachel gets up and heads for the rest room.)
Molly: (goes out of the room) Hey! Guys, this is Tabatha (they kiss on the lips in a romantic way). (to Ross) I'll see you tomorrow.
ROSS: Come on up. I'm gonna get the rest of his stuff together. [walks in his room]
Rachel: Oh please. Okay, anyone in this room think that I would send Ross begging symbols, please show of hands. (Ross raises his hand and no one else.)
Joey: I don't wanna hear it! Now go to my room!
(He goes to open the door to his apartment, but finds it locked. As he's getting out his keys, Chandler and Monica quickly jump up from making out in the living room and run to Chandler's bedroom. The apartment has about 20 candles burning all over the place. Joey opens the door and ushers Cynthia in.)
Chandler: No, no, no... They're really yours. We... found them in your old room.
Carol: Joey, Ross is gonna be here any second, would you mind watching Ben for me while I use the ladies' room?
[Scene: Joey's room: Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in]
(He goes to kiss her but she moves. Monica screams. Ross shouts and stares in disbelief. Monica runs out of the room.)
Chandler: (Comes out of his room) What? What?
(Joey now enters the room through the door, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe are following him.)
[Scene: Chandler's hotel room, he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top.]
Joey: Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treating him for years!
Rachel: (entering from her room) Okay, coming!
Rachel: Joey? Could you get that? (There is no answer and she goes and opens the door to Joey.) What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room?
Rachel: Would you like to go to a basketball game with me? (Tries again.) You know, its funny, basketball, because I happen to have tickets too (Tries again.) Umm, who likes the Knicks(Joshua comes in from the dressing room.)
Bitsy: Michael, a pimp spit in her mouth! (Phoebe almost enters the room, but she hears the discussion and waits and evesdrops next to the door-opening.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, theyre both unpacked. The big ceramic dog has found a new home in front of the window. Joey screams and runs into the living room.]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr. Long is checking on Rachel.]
(Camera pans back to group in living room)
(Rachel goes to her room.)
Ross: (outside her room, talking by himself) Haven't had sex in four months, I should get a medal for that!
Rachel: (She takes the T-shirt out of the box and holds it to her chest and take a deep breath.) No. Nothing. (She smiles and goes into her room.)
Cliff: Im telling you! The guy from that show was here in my room, asking me all these weird questions!
[Scene: the hotel game room. There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in]
Joey: (very angry) You wanna know wh...? You wanna know why? (goes back into his room)
Monica: Wow, so you guys are, you're never gonna be in the same room together? How is that even gonna work?
Joey, Chandler, and Ross: (sitting in living room, imitating Paolo) Mma, Mma, Mmaah
Rachel: I didnt! Even when I found out umm, all right, well let's just say I found something out something about someone and let's just say she's gonna keep it. (Goes into her room.)
(Monica and Chandler's room. Phoebe, Monica and Chandler have their ears pressed against the wall, and Joey looks at them)
Parker: What a beautiful place. What a great night! I have to tell you, being here with all of you in Event Room C I feel so lucky. I think of all the good times that have happened here. The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs both bar and bat, but none of them will compare with tonight! My God, I dont want to forget this moment! Its like I want to take a mental picture of you all! Click! (He takes a mental picture of them all.)
Rachel: (from another room) Oh my God, what a great surprise! This is such a beautiful house.
Rachel: No! (Joey sets his beer and bag of chips down and heads into his room.) Oh what does he know! Come on Rosita, us chichas got to stick together! (She tries pulling on the back of the chair, until the hinge breaks and the back falls off.) You bitch!
(Rachel enters from her room.)
[Scene: Tulsa, a conference room. Chandler is chairing a group of eight people.]
Chandler: (staring at a woman across the room) Ross, ten o'clock.
Rachel: Oh no, not in my room! I'll get him.
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room.]
Rachel: (entering from her room) Pheebs, I wanna ask you something.
Rachel: (entering from her room) Hey guys do you think this is too sluttyHi Kash!
[Scene: Madison Square Garden, Duncan's dressing room. Phoebe is signing the divorce papers.]
[Scene: Carol's Room, Ross and Susan rush in.]
Ross: Thanks! (walks out of the room and starts hugging the wall) Thank you! (closes the door)
[Scene: An Emergency Room, Chandler and Joey are leading Ross in.]
[Cut to Living Room]
(Rachel goes into her room and Monica enters the living room as Ross is leaving.)
Chandler: I dont have anything against the beautiful guest room, especially since everybody we know lives about 30 seconds away!
Ross: You have no idea how much this hurts. (All of the women in the room turn and glare at him.) Keep going! Keep going!
Nurse: Yes, I see that here. Unfortunately we cant guarantee a private room and currently theyre all unavailable.
Chandler: Well, look its been a really emotional time yknow, and youve had a lot to drink. And youve just got to let that go okay? I mean you were the most beautiful in the room tonight!
(Joey comes out from his room, yawning)
(As soon as Monica leaves the room, Chandler takes off his jacket and runs to the bathroom. Monica enters the bathroom to find Chandler in the bathtub.)
Joey: Yeah, but, hey look, dont go through her stuff. She gets really mad.(Chandler gives him a look and walks to the door of his old room.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room]
Chandler: (He is now in the box, in their living room.) Sounds like a really bad idea to me.
[Scene: Phoebes hospital room, Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe.]
Rachel: Do you really not know where Im going with this? (Phoebe nods, "No.") It left! Its one huge room!
Joey: (reacting first by jumping up) Dude! What the hell are you doing?! God! (Heads for his room leaving Ross.)
Monica: The Luisa from home room!
(Phoebe goes and lies down as Rachel opens the drawer Monica hid the candlesticks in and as Monica walks out of her room.)
[Scene: Madison Square Garden. Duncan's dressing room.]
[Scene: Lydia's Room, Joey is helping her deliver.]
[Phoebe waves Monica in. Monica sneaks in with the bag with Clunkers in it and heads for Phoebe's room.]
Cecilia: Right. Hes not angry at the room either. Try it again, he owns it! He owns the room. It is his. He owns, owns, owns, owns the room! He owns it!! (Joey gets a snooty look on his face.) All right, its a little weird, but its getting better. (Joey is pleased.) Oh well, Im gonna miss this woman so much. I dont know what Im going to do! I mean, its been 20 years of my life.
Joey: (Yelling at Chandler) And that's how I know you didn't watch the tape! (goes back to his room and slams the door).
Ross: Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along.