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[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, with the giant entertainment center Joey is exiting from his room.]
Courtney: This particular time when he continued to fall or yknow, try not to fall, I was in the room with Matthew and Matthew was like, "Should I do it?"
Joey: Okay, the next situation is for Rachel. The wedding is about to start you walk into the back room and you find Monica taking a nap with Ross. (Ross lies on the floor.) Ill be Monica. Go! (He jumps down and cuddles up with Ross.)
[Cut to Monica and Ross leaving Joey and Chandlers hotel room in London. As they exit Joey and Chandler enter from the bathroom with both of their pants down around their ankles.]
Monica: Phoebe, hes gotta be in the room for that to work.
CHANDLER: [throws it across the room while Eddie's not looking] Listen Eddie, um, I've been thinking about our current living situation and uh, why are you smiling?
Chandler: Oh Mon-Mon-Mon-Mon-look, this is the honeymoon suite. The room expects sex. The room would be disappointed if it didnt get sex. All of the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser.
Ross: They kept your room for a while.
[Scene: Another hospital room, Joey has now been admitted and his doctor is about to break the bad news to him, Monica, and Chandler.]
[Cut to Living Room, Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross is gone, the rest of them can finally emerge from their cell. They all wave good bye, and start to walk quietly out, as Monica goes and puts a blanket on Rachel. Joey starts walking all hunched over and bobbing his shoulders as he goes.]
Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, (points to Ross) married a lesbian, (points to Rachel) left a man at the altar, (points to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (points to Joey) threw a girls wooden leg in a fire, (points to Chandler) livin in a box!! (goes to her room)
Tag: (entering from her room) Hey.
-Cuts to Monica (She's just arrived outside his room she fixes a bent photo hanging on the wall then sprays mint in her mouth and enter)
Phoebe: Regular Celery! (Starts to write that on her list) Oh, I already have that. (She gets up and heads for her room)
(Phoebe approaches as they almost get to their room.)
(The single light flickers and goes out. Leaving the room in total darkness.)
Rachel: (takes off her robe) Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} (In her head.) Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen naked! I'm picking up an orange. (Does so) I'm naked! (Goes into the living room) Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully. (She backs anything that might have a point like a candle on her body away.)
Rachel: Well, why do yknow go in that room (points to the room Ross is in) and do your homework?
[Scene: The Recovery Room, Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap.]
Rachel: Okay, um, I...(Phoebe walks into her room.) All right Phoebe look, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry. OK? I handled the situation horribly and I should not have lied to you.
(They walk into the living room.)
Chandler: Monica, that was also true an hour ago! I mean, please, look at you! Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable! Ok, you've already proven you are just as good as he is, now we've missed our dinner reservations, so now let's just go upstairs, order room service, take a shower and shave your head!
Rachel: (entering from her room) Whoa what?
Chandler: Oh, I'm sorry, am I getting in the way of all the room switching fun?
(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)
Ross: Okay? (goes into the living room)
Rachel: Okay, Ross, Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay, we tell each other everything. You know, I mean, come on, guys do the same thing, I mean, what about all that locker room stuff.
[Scene: The hospital, Ross and Monica are in Phoebes room. Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door.]
[Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her.]
(He goes into another room to get his projector and notes. While hes gone, Jill quickly checks her makeup.
Joey: (enters the room) Hey, you guys, what are you doing tomorrow night?
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
Joey: Uh, I think hes in Rachels room. See ya. (Exits.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are hauling out the porcelain dog from Joey's room. Chandler is holding the dog by the rear in a rather interesting position.]
Joey: Hey Rach, listen I was thinkin uh, Im gonna have an extra room over at my place
[Scene: Chandlers Hotel Room, Ross is getting Chandler ready.]
CHANDLER: Well you know, we got to talking and uh, he said he needed a place and I had a spare room.
Chandler: (intrigued) Yeah? (Monica nods yes.) I hope youre not thinking about cleaning the living room.
Joshua: Yeah, yeah, let me show you around. This is the uh, downstairs living room.
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartement. Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen]
[Scene: Rachels old room, Ross and Joey enter.]
Rachel: Ooh! My Chinese food! Let me get my cash! (runs to her room to get her money)
(She turns out the lights and in the darkened room Chandler starts to moan.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room.]
Joey: (his mood changes instantly) Just when I thought we could be friends. (he leaves the room)
[Scene: The delivery room, continued from earlier.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night.]
Judy: (to Monica) I remember your first birthday! Ross was jealous of all the attention we were giving you. He pulled on his testicles so hard! We had to take him to the emergency room! Ross: (pointing the camcorder at himself) There's something you didn't know about your dad!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room.]
Rachel: Oh, umm, okay, yeah, I'll be, yeah I'll be right back. (Goes to her room.)
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
[Scene: Rosss Hotel Room, he is letting Chandler in.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is about to debut Hotel Monica (formerly known as Rachels Room) to Phoebe and Rachel.]
Dr. Long: Actually, I think youre ready to go to the delivery room.
(Rachel enters from her new room.)
[Cut to the living room where Monica is helping pack a box.]
[Scene: The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house. Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters.]
(Rachel waves her hands in disgust and starts to head for her room.)
Chandler: (To Monica) So you came to the room looking for Joey? Did you ever in-intend on telling me about this?
[Ross and Judy enter the living room. Judy and Ross sit down on the couch beside Jack. Monica and Chandler are sitting on the coffee table.]
[Scene: The Coma Guy's Room, Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe. There is no sign of Coma Guy. His bed is empty.]
[Scene: The Men's room, Joey is entering and sees his hand twin washing his hands.]
Chandler: Joey, can I talk to you for a second? (He grabs him and starts to drag Joey into Monica's room.)
Bitsy: The woman you what? (Phoebe overheard what Michael said and now enters the room)
[Cut to a hospital room set on the Days of Our Lives stage. Two nurses are standing next to a bed with a man whose face is completely covered in bandages and reading his chart.]
[Cut back to Monica and Chandlers room, they are making out again as theres another knock on the door.]
Monica: Hey! (She jumps up and throws Emilys wedding dress into Rachels room.)
Cecilia: So, the essence of the character is rooted in her confidence. So, when Jessica enters a room for instance, she owns everything and every person in that room. (Joey is nodding.) You try.
CHANDLER: Hey, no, I've never been lower or wetter. I'll be fine. I'll just turn your, uh, bedroom into a game room or somethin', you know, put the foosball table in there.
<Ross goes into Rachel's room>
[Cut to London, Chandlers hotel room. He is getting ready for bed by doing push-ups. One push-up. Just as he gets under the covers, theres a knock on the door.]
Rachel: (coming from her room) Hi, sweetie.
Joey: Ooh ooh ooh ooh, there's no room for milk!
Joey: Yeah, I gotta, I gotta go to my room too.
[Scene: Green's mansion. Rachel's Room. Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room]
Rachel: What do you mean? You've been in my room before!
Phoebe: Well no, it was my fault so you should get the nice room.
[Scene: The Recovery Room, Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters.]
(They go through the doors into the trauma room, opening them by ramming the gurney through them, only Chandler's foot is hanging off the end and he screams in pain.)
[Scene: In the living room at the funeral]
Rachel: (Emma starts crying in the other room) Oh sorry, hold on. Let me just check on the baby!
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is coming out of the living room carrying his salad and a puzzlebeer! Cold beer. And he decides to fold up Phoebes massage table, but being Ross has trouble with it as there is a knock on the door. He sets the table back up and opens the door to reveal a beautiful woman.]
Joey: I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside!
[Monica goes into her room and slams the door. Rachel does the same. Phoebe, without a door to slam, opens a small chest and slams the lid.]
Joey: Oh (To Chandler) Can you imagine if I hadnt left you that last one? You two mightve never gotten together. Ooh-ooh! Could you imagine if I sent that hooker up to the room like I was gonna?! Its like it was in the stars!
[Scene: The Gym, Chandler and Mr. Geller are heading for the whirlpool room.]
Chandler: Honey, I got us that room at the Woodford Inn this weekend.
Amy: Ew. <walks into Rachel's room, I'm guessing>
Phoebe: I am soo dead. (goes to Monicas room)
Rachel: YeahOoh! Earrings! (Goes into her room.)
(Charlie now also enters the room, Chandler walks to the bathroom)
Rachel: Ok, Paulo, why don't you just go get dressed, and then you be on your way, ok, bye-bye. (Paulo goes into his room.)
Phoebe: All right, get a room.
Phoebe: Oh, look look look. The last candle's about to burn out. 10, 9, 8, 7... (time lapse)... negative 46, negative 47, negative 48.... (someone blows it out, the room gets completely dark)
<Monica and Amy turn away and walk into the living room towards the secret closet>
Rachel: (running into the living room) Thank you, thank you, thank you, Pheebs.
Nurse: Would you like to see a semi-private room?
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother.]
Nurse: Hes in room 816.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Dr. Long is checking on Rachel again.]
Chandler: (The room is filled with flowers and a floral print sheet on the bed.) Oh my God. What is th its like a guy never lived in here. Look, youve got to be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. (Looking around the living room.) Its spreading already.
[Scene: Room 816, Dr. Drake Remoray is entering.]
Nurse: (calling to the woman) This rooms available.
[Scene: Room 816, Phoebe is making her move on Cliff.]