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(The door across the hall opens and a guy walks into Ross's apartment.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross is setting up for his time with Marcel. Joey is there.]
Chandler: That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight. (Motions to Ross's buttock.) Maybe there's something in that area.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma.]
Fat Monica: Hi, I'm Ross's little sister.
Monica: Hi. Uh, you... you don't know me, I'm Monica Geller... Ross's sister.
Joey: Hey, don't look at me. This is Ross's thing.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen.]
Rachel: Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. . . (She jumps the couch and lands on Ross's back, finally getting the phone from him. Ross has a confused expression on his face.)
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, they're all sitting around and talking.]
(Carol, Ross's ex-wife, has entered behind them and is standing outstide the exhibit.)
MONICA: Wow, that is a surprise. Just one little question, uh, why not Ross's room?
Joey: Well, maybe I can help. (he grabs her head passionately, closes his eyes and kisses... Ross in Rachel's dress! He realises it too late, and when he does, pushes Ross's/Rachel's head away)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, there is a knock on the door and Ross opens it to Cassie.]
Chandler: Oh, that's Ross's.
(Rachel approaches and we see the fruits of Ross's evil plan. He has drawn a moustache and beard on Rachel. The flight attendant just ignores it.)
(They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.)
Mrs. Geller: Yes, yes Monica is thin. It's wonderful. But what we really want to hear about is Ross's new girlfriend.
(They enter Ross's apartment. Ross is already quite hyper.)
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey.]
[Scene: Ross's now empty apartment, he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize.]
Joey: (after Ross is gone) What is he doing? What, Emily, thinks Ross's furniture has got Rachel coodies?
(It's only when the camera cuts to Ross's apartment that we see that the TV is turned off and Ross is indeed doing a bit. He then tries to hide his smirk.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica.]
[Scene: Green's mansion. Rachel's Room. Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room]
[Cut to Ross's apartment. Ross and Rachel are there. It's another scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, he's unpacking after moving in. There's a knock on the door and he answers it.]
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it.]
[Suddenly the door opens and Ross's mystery girl enters. I'll give you a hint to who it is: OH .MY .GAWD!! Uh-huh, it's Janice.]
Chandler: Isn't that Ross's money?
[Scene: Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed]
Joey: Yeah. Okay. Ross's treat! Where do you wanna eat?
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier.]
Ross: MY SANDWICH!!!!!! (Ross's scream scares a flight of pigeons away.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross and Julie are setting the table.]
MIKE: I'll get it.� (He lunges across Ross's lap on the sofa to reach the phone.� Ross stares at him with wide eyes.)� Hello?� Ross's place.� Mike speaking.� (pause.� Hands phone to Ross)� It's for you.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie.]
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there.]
(Ross's phone rings and he answers it.)
[Cut to Ross's apartment, he's sitting by his window looking at an art book. As he's turning the page, he glances up and notices something.]
JOEY: 'Cause it's always somethin', you know, like Monica's new job, or the whole Ross's birthday hoopla.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is setting up for the slide show.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is coming in from doing his laundry. He starts folding it as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door. She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen. And runs to the couch as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. After dinner. Chandler enters.]
Ross: MY SANDWICH!!!!!! (Ross's scream scares a flight of pigeons away.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there. Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react.]
Joey: All right, I have one question. What is the deal with this? (Imitates Ross's 'quiet down' maneuver, but does move his hands up and down he just flaps his hands as if he's waving good-bye.)
(She does Ross's little gesture. In response Ross puts his hands behind his neck with his arms sticking straight out and starts flapping them together.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross and Phoebe have been banished to Ross's place.]
(Charlie and Benji both let their hands slide down Ross's face, until their hands meet, and they hold hands.)
Ross: HEY, SHE'S FAST!! OKAY?!! (Chandler is so shocked at Ross's outburst that he drops his spoon and backs up) Oh! You-you think you can be beat me? Let's go! Outside!!
[Scene: Ross's bedroom. Rachel is putting on her shoes as Ross shows up from underneath the covers.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is whirling Ben around.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat.]
Rachel: Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.
(Ross's vigorous protest is attracting attention.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, his massage client is on the table and Ross is reluctantly starting his massage. He spreads some lotion in his hands, and doesnt like it.]
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas.]
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, continued from earlier.]
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes. Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it.]
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, continued from earlier.]
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is opening the door to Mona. Rachel is there as well.]
Chandler: (notices something) Oh my God, the air purifier! Ross's air purifier! All I heard through 4 years of college was (makes a humming noise.)
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, a locksmith has finished changing the locks on Rosss door.]
Fat Monica: Hi, I'm Ross's little sister.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, he's on the phone with Emily.]
(Chandler and Joey look at her, and then look back at him. They dive for Ross's hand to see what he had, and he tries to stop them from looking.)
[Scene:Ross's apartment. Phoebe is at the door.]
[The next flashback is from The One With Ross's Sandwich, Ross his confronting his boss about him eating Ross's sandwich.]
[The next flashback is from The One With Ross's New Girlfriend. Chandler is telling Ross and Joey that Joey's tailor took advantage of him.]
(Mike knocks on Ross's door.� Ross opens it.)
[Scene: Ross's Apartment: Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in]
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl.]
Rachel: (turns around, not amused) Ross's what?
[Scene: Ross's apartment.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave.]
[Scene: Barbados, Monica and Chandler's Room. They both enter from Ross's room. Monica still has her big, frizzy hair.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is coming out of the living room carrying his salad and a puzzlebeer! Cold beer. And he decides to fold up Phoebes massage table, but being Ross has trouble with it as there is a knock on the door. He sets the table back up and opens the door to reveal a beautiful woman.]
Monica: Okay, guys, listen, don't forget that tomorrow is the day that Emily gets married again, so whatever we do, just try to really keep Ross's mind off of it.
Rachel: So shake it! (Rachel slaps Ross's butt on the beat)
Rachel: No honey, it's okay! Listen, I'll got to Ross's and get the blender, you get all the margarita stuff ready.
[Scene: The hallway in Ross's building. Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner.]
(Everyone looks at him. He realizes he just spilled the beans about Ross's crush on Rachel.)
[Time lapse, Rachel pushes the flight attendant call button, takes Ross's drink, and spills it into his lap.]
JOEY: Well I guess I gotta start savin' up for Ross's birthday, so I guess I'll just stay home and eat dust bunnies.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is hurrying Chloe out the door.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Rachel bursts in.]
Rachel: Oh... (holding Ross's shoulder) Well...
[Scene: Ross's apartment, his doorbell is ringing and hes running to answer it while doing up his pants.]
[Scene: The Museum of Prehistoric History (Ross's work); Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss, Dr. Leedbetter walks in.]
[at Ross's. Carol and Susan are picking Ben up]
(All of a sudden, Marcel grabs Ross's finger with his whole fist, and he squeezes it, so tight, that Ross finally knows what it is to be a father. He looks up at his friends, who smile encouragingly, Rachel tenderly resting her chin upon Monica's shoulder. Ross realises that Chandler was right and he's gonna make a great dad!)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him.]
RACH: Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. . . [jumps the couch and lands on Ross's back, finally getting the phone from him. Ross has a confused expression on his face.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, he's having his party, only he's the only guest. He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it. So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr. Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr. Geller one. Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall.]