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[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge. Joey walks from his room. He looks like he just woke up.]
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part.]
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl.]
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Ross is reading what Joey wrote.]
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script.]
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, theres a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona.]
(Chandler holds up a camera and takes Ross's picture.)
[Scene: The lobby of Ross's building, he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch.]
[The next clip is from The One With Ross's New Girlfriend.]
(they start to get ready, but then Phoebe enters through the door from Ross's room)
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, the guys are there assembling furniture.]
[Scene: Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture.]
Janice: Oh, (laughs) I wish. No, you know he was just trying Ross's Hug and Roll thing.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him.]
Monica: It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh! (drops it in Ross's cereal)
Benjamin: (puts his hand on Ross's other cheek) I'm sorry too...
(Ross's beeper goes off)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Cassie is eating dinner and Ross is pacing behind her because of what shes eating.]
[Scene: The lobby in Ross's building, we see a flyer that is on the bulletin board that reads, "Are you the Hot Girl who waved at me? If so, give me a call!" and it's signed, Joey 629-9*** (The last couple of numbers have been ripped off). Anyhoo, Ross is getting his mail.]
[Scene: Ross's building, Joey is knocking on a door again. It's again answered by Ross.]
RACHEL: I'm sorry. Oh God, I'm sorry, it's just that when you moved your hands down to my butt, it was like woah, Ross's hands are on my butt. Sorry.
(Ross's beeper goes off)
[Scene: Ross's room. Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously]
[Scene: Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch]
Joey: (waving) Very funny Ross! Very life-like and funny. Okay. (Notices that a woman is waving back.) Oh no-no-no, I wasn't waving at you lady. (She just stares at him.) (Joey sees how beautiful she is.) Whoa, maybe I was! Hey, Monica, this totally hot girl in Ross's building is flirting with me.
Chandler: Oh, that's Ross's.
Monica: No, no, wait. (checks Ross's itinerary) His flight doesn't leave for another forty-five more minutes.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross is holding Ben.]
Rachel: Huh. Well, then you'd better keep it away from Ross's hair. So this is pretty rare. How did you get that?
[Julie... Ross's ex-girlfriend... enters.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs.]
[Scene: Ross's hotel room. Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop]
Phoebe: Oh, look, he's got Ross's haircut!
(They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens. He sits back down defeated again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)
[Scene: Looking through Ross's window, he's doing more pantomimes. The first one is he's walking a dog that has stopped, then suddenly tugs him forward.]
Joey: (interrupting her) Hey! Don't worry about it! It was fine! I ended up having the best time with Rachel! I just felt bad for you, stuck in that room, working on Ross's speech... (pulls a face)
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross enters and checks his messages.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat.]
[Scene: Dr. Rhodes's Office, a rather large group of doctors has now gathered to take a look at Ross's thing. Ross is none too pleased with the developments, he has a disgusted look on his face.]
(Everyone looks at him. He realizes he just spilled the beans about Ross's crush on Rachel. You can hear this entire classic scene by clicking here.)
[Scene: Ross's building's lobby, he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs.]
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, continued from earlier.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, everyone but Rachel is seated around his table. The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background.]
Joey: So what? Being funny is Chandler's thing... You know, like Ross's thing is... (he can't come up with anything)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer.]
Rachel: (to the flight attendant who appears in record time. It was only seconds after Rachel pushed the call button was she there. Once again, more proof that TV isn't real, IRL she would've been waiting for the rest of the flight and by then Ross's pants would be dry.) Hi!
[Cut to a close-up of Rachel, eagerly awaiting Ross's arrival... not knowing he is getting off the plane with another woman.]
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, continued from earlier.]
PHOEBE: Happy Christmas Eve Eve. [sees Ross's picture frame] Oh my God, where did you get this?
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in.]
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Monica is getting Chandler ready for his half of the plan.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are recovering from Ross's rebuke.]
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Rachel enters and sneaks up to Chandler's bedroom where she overhears Chandler and Monica talking.]
Joey: I ended up at Ross's place. Oh, I musta missed counted or something. (Looks out the window.) Damn! She's not there anymore. Oh, l-l-look, Ross is doing his 'Watching TV' bit. (We see Ross sitting on the couch and flipping through the channels on his remote.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Cassie and Ross are watching a movie and Cassie is pouring Ross some more wine as Ross has his hands full with the glass and holding the bowl of popcorn in his lap.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Marcel is hanging from Celia's hair, and she is screaming, trying to get him off.]
Monica: Well, it's the thought. Hey, doesn't Ross's flight get in in a couple hours? At gate 27-B?
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Rachel is changing Ben's diaper under Ross's supervision.]
[Since they're alone they start kissing and Ross's hands work their way down until they're on Rachel's butt. Rachel starts laughing.]
[Scene: Ross's new apartment, he is showing his boss, Dr. Ledbetter his new place and new outlook on life.]
Chandler: That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight. (Motions to Ross's buttock.) Maybe there's something in that area.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross is setting up for his time with Marcel. Joey is there.]
(The door across the hall opens and a guy walks into Ross's apartment.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma.]
Fat Monica: Hi, I'm Ross's little sister.
Monica: Hi. Uh, you... you don't know me, I'm Monica Geller... Ross's sister.
Rachel: Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. . . (She jumps the couch and lands on Ross's back, finally getting the phone from him. Ross has a confused expression on his face.)
Joey: Hey, don't look at me. This is Ross's thing.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen.]
(Carol, Ross's ex-wife, has entered behind them and is standing outstide the exhibit.)
Joey: Well, maybe I can help. (he grabs her head passionately, closes his eyes and kisses... Ross in Rachel's dress! He realises it too late, and when he does, pushes Ross's/Rachel's head away)
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, they're all sitting around and talking.]
MONICA: Wow, that is a surprise. Just one little question, uh, why not Ross's room?
Chandler: Oh, that's Ross's.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, there is a knock on the door and Ross opens it to Cassie.]
(They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.)
Mrs. Geller: Yes, yes Monica is thin. It's wonderful. But what we really want to hear about is Ross's new girlfriend.
Joey: (after Ross is gone) What is he doing? What, Emily, thinks Ross's furniture has got Rachel coodies?
(Rachel approaches and we see the fruits of Ross's evil plan. He has drawn a moustache and beard on Rachel. The flight attendant just ignores it.)
(It's only when the camera cuts to Ross's apartment that we see that the TV is turned off and Ross is indeed doing a bit. He then tries to hide his smirk.)
(They enter Ross's apartment. Ross is already quite hyper.)
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey.]
[Suddenly the door opens and Ross's mystery girl enters. I'll give you a hint to who it is: OH .MY .GAWD!! Uh-huh, it's Janice.]
[Scene: Ross's now empty apartment, he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize.]
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, he's unpacking after moving in. There's a knock on the door and he answers it.]
[Scene: Green's mansion. Rachel's Room. Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room]
[Cut to Ross's apartment. Ross and Rachel are there. It's another scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
[Scene: Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed]
Chandler: Isn't that Ross's money?
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica.]
Joey: Yeah. Okay. Ross's treat! Where do you wanna eat?
Ross: MY SANDWICH!!!!!! (Ross's scream scares a flight of pigeons away.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is setting up for the slide show.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross and Julie are setting the table.]
MIKE: I'll get it.� (He lunges across Ross's lap on the sofa to reach the phone.� Ross stares at him with wide eyes.)� Hello?� Ross's place.� Mike speaking.� (pause.� Hands phone to Ross)� It's for you.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie.]
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is coming in from doing his laundry. He starts folding it as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. After dinner. Chandler enters.]
[Cut to Ross's apartment, he's sitting by his window looking at an art book. As he's turning the page, he glances up and notices something.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door. She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen. And runs to the couch as Ross enters.]
JOEY: 'Cause it's always somethin', you know, like Monica's new job, or the whole Ross's birthday hoopla.