words in movies
Ross: Hi!
Ross: I'd love to!
Ross: Phoebe, what happened?
Ross: Oh, don't worry about it! Just use your travel insurance.
Ross: Well, this is what happens when people live on the edge!
Monica: Why don't you take Ross?
Ross: Uh, don't you think that would be a little weird? I mean, two guys in a romantic inn...
Ross: (browsing the brochure) I guess...It still seems a little...(enthusiastically) moonlight boat ride!!
Ross: (in a strange voice and eating candies) The big apple!
Ross: Yeah, I ate all my gifts for everybody.
Ross: (high pitched voice) Check again please!
Ross: Not there.
Ross: (mumbling) She doesn't know what to say!
Ross: Totally insane. Dude, let's drive home, we'll hit all the maple candy stores on the way back and if...if they're closed maybe we'll tap a tree and make some ourselves.
Chandler: (aside, to Ross) What!? They are totally ripping us off!
Ross: Dude, don't worry 'bout it! I know how we can make your money back! This is a nice hotel, you know, plenty of amenities, we just load up on those! Like those apples. Instead of taking one, I'm... I take six!
Ross: C'mon, you get the idea, ow-ow-ow we'll make our money back in no time!
Ross: I think it's the sugar, could you hold the apple?
Ross: (on the phone) Hi, this is Ross Geller in suite 206. It seems you forgot a couple of things. Could you have some complimentary toiletries sent up to my room? (pause) Thank you! Ok. Toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, mouthwash, deodorant, dental floss, band aids, shaving cream, after shave... and I feel like I am forgetting something... Is there anything else you have that I haven't asked for already? (pause) Yeah, go ahead, send up some tampons.
Ross: What did you get?
Ross: Nice, put it with the others.
Ross: We are four short of a bush-o (pause). God I feel so alive, I love being in the country!
Ross: Oh, that's not cool.
Ross: No, Chandler, you have to find the line between stealing and taking what the hotel owes you. For example: hair drier, no, no, no, but shampoo and conditioners, yes, yes, yes. (pause) Now, the salt shaker is off-limits, but the salt (he opens the salt shaker and pours the salt into his hand) I wish I'd thought this through.
Ross: Not my first time in a hotel, my friend.
Ross: No, no, no, you can't take the remote control!
(Ross claps his hands)
Ross: Let's celebrate with some maple candy!
Ross: At least tell me where you hid it.
Ross: Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car. We're way ahead of the game.
(they make as if to go, but Ross notices something)
Ross: Oh my god.
Ross: There's something new in the bowl.
Ross: No, but I want...I want the pinecones!
Ross: It's not the same.
(Ross starts stuffing pinecones in the suitcase. As the receptionist walks in, Chandler makes a bird's verse and Ross stops)
Ross: (to the receptionist) Thank you for a delightful stay.
Ross: Oh, my maple candy!
(Then Ross enters)
Ross: (sounds excited) Hi you guys! what's going on, you... you guys wanna hang out...or...? (Looks around the room nervously) do you...do you guys hear a buzzing?
Ross: Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth (Talking into Chandler's ear.) Hornswoggle.
[cut to a montage of scenes involving Bonnie, Ross, and Rachel from the last episode.]
Ross: Okay.
Ross: Thats right good things, that-that is what I said. (glances at Monica)
Ross: Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do. (There are none.) Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? (He turns it over and reads the answer) Ask again later. Later is not good enough. (He shakes it up again and reads the answer.) Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!
Ross: Oh.
Ross: Well, hes finally alseep. About that ah, bump on his head?
Ross: Hey! (Rachel is shocked) Hi Bonnie!
Ross: (looking at ticket) Yep! Yeah, see this says D-13, and uh
Chandler: Okay, well Im gonna get Ross, get the cameras, and get them developed. (Joey laughs again.) 32 Joe. Youre 32! (Exits)
Ross: Good morning.
Ross: Oh hey, dont thank me, thank yourself. Youre the one who faced her fears and ultimately overcame them.
Ross: Nah ah! Nah ah! (stops him form doing so) No no no! No ad-libbing and dude, you can't touch the paintings.
Ross: Hi.
Chandler: Yknow that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?! He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "Youre half Scottish right?"
Ross: Im sorry Im late, did I miss anything?
Ross: You still love me?
Ross: What?
Ross: What?!
(Cut to Ross and Rachel, talking next to one of the tables.)
ROSS: Hi Tushie.
Joey: Well, no, not exactly! All right, look, I, I wasn't trying to save Ross. Okay? My sandwich was next to Ross. All right? I was, I was trying to save my sandwich.
Ross: Just some boys gave me their phone numbers.
Ross: Chandlers gone again!
Ross: Um, you know, just out of curiosity...
Ross: Good night.
Ross: Yeah.
Rachel: Aaah... Ross, actually there's something that I really need to talk to you about.
Ross: Pa-haa!! I would love to go with you.
Ross: (He does so, and finds a half-eaten box of cookies.) Youre good. (Tries a cookie.) These are not.
Ross: (surprised) Hi!
Ross: I know.
Ross and Chandler: Its my joke.
Ross: OK, I'm gonna go say goodbye to the guys.
Chandler: (to Rachel) And you Ross, I believe, if you check Rachels bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.
Ross: Okay.
Ross: Yeah? All right I'll call the airlines. (Picks up the phone and does so)
Ross: Yeah, yeah. (opens the door) It wasnt every morning.
Rachel: When?! After the birth of our first secret child?! (To All) Ross didnt get the annulment; we are still married.
Ross: Yes. Yes. Yes. (Theyre perfect so far.)
Ross: I think I have an old band uniform from high school.
Ross: Yknow what? I dont like you without mom. (To Joey) Come on. (Walks away.)
Ross: Oh, and also, hes, hes walkin kind of funny, his left leg is moving a lot faster than his right leg, and hes in there just sort of y'know... (walks around in a circle)
Ross: Its over.
ROSS: Well, I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to Joey.
Chandler: (coming up under center, just like a real quarterback does, and puts his hands between Rosss legs.) Twenty-three!! Seventy-four!! (Ross stands up and looks at him) You wanna go shotgun?
Ross: Im sorry.
Ross: Done!
Ross: Oh, sure! Im sure.
Ross: Hey, what have you guys been up to?
Ross: I told Emily to come. And I just need to y'know, talk to Rachel about it.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters.]
Ross: Awww.
Monica: Boy, I know they say you can't change your parents,... boy, if you could- (To Ross) -I'd want yours.
Ross: Nothing, ah there was this thing at the museum. Come on. (they go into her apartment) Easy.
Ross: Hey!
Ross: What happened?
Ross: Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the Festival of Lights?
Ross: (angrily) Whos your roommate?
Ross: Im sorry I had to take such drastic measures to make my point, but Ilook, I just want you guys to be safe. (Monica comes out to throw out the garbage and Ross screams ) DANGER!!!!! (She completely ignores him and keeps walking.) Ahhh, huh? Unagi.
[Scene: The hallway between the apartments, Ross is bringing Sarah to Joey and Chandlers.]
Ross: What are you doing? Are you trying to hurt me? Or something?
Ross: Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y(Rachel grabs the phone and hangs it up for him.)
Paul: Okay. Ill give you one chance to change my mind. (Ross laughs in relief) You got one minute. (Ross suddenly gets worried.)
Ross and Rachel: Come on!
Ross: What happened? Joey?
Ross: (in ecstasy) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh .
Phoebe: (To Ross) For what it's worth, we would have caught her if we were at the right airport.
Ross: Thats correct. Ladies?
Ross: Ross has the blender! Ugh, everything's just falling apart!
Ross: Oh, hey y'know, they-they really overcharge you for that stuff. (Rachel glares at him.) But who cares?! Because it's all on me! (Rachel reaches into the fridge and pulls out two handfuls of those mini booze bottles.) (Watching her.) That is, one big drink!
Ross: That is correct.
Ross: I missed you too.
Ross: Because I folded it up and put in my pants pocket. Do you...do you not look there?
[Mrs. Geller and Ross both enter]
Ross: Thats cause-cause youre moms dog kept-kept looking at me.
Ross: Uh, Rach, do you want me to shuffle those?
ROSS: I think we proved our point.
Ross: I fell asleep!
Ross: Are you sure? Great. Carol? Wanna come over and join us?
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there.]
ROSS: (entering from Rachel's bedroom) Come on out, honey! I'm telling you look good! (turns around, and under his breath, to the rest of the guys) Tell her she looks good, tell her she looks good.
Ross: Whos Chip?
Ross: Im kinda beat.
Joey: That's what this is about! Oh my God, you hate Ross!
Ross: Okay, you dont have to stop, Im invisible, Im not here. (lights a candle)
Ross: What the hell happened on that beach?!
Ross: Well ah, actually...
Ross: Oh, Im sure.
Ross: Why? Did you write it?
Joey: (To Ross) Congratulations! You just got married!
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: Im reading your ad.
Ross: Whoa, hey! What are doing? Trying to get me drunk?
ROSS: Thank you Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that.
Ross: Good, so do I
Ross: Funny, my birthday was seven months ago.
Ross: (sets out a bunch of shot glasses and starts to poor himself a drink, many drinks) Im an idiot. I mean shoulda seen it, I mean Carol and Id be out and shed, shed see some beautiful woman, and, and shed be Ross y'know look at her, and Id think, God, my wife is cool!
Ross: Ohhhhh!
Monica: Ross, dont start.