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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Ross are there. Monica is checking the messages.]
Ross: Whos Chip?
Ross: The guy who took Rachel to the prom? Why is he calling you?
Ross: Monica, youre so lucky! Hes like the most popular guy in school!!
Ross: (to Rachel) I was just leaving.
Ross: Why? Did you write it?
Ross: Well ah, actually...
Ross: Well, umm, why dont you give him a call?
Ross: Oh, Im sure.
Ross: (whispering in her ear) Oh, thats right! He called to ask out Monica! That-thats gotta be embarrassing!
Ross: (reading the newspaper) Hey, heres a question; where did you guys get the finest oak East of the Mississippi?
Ross: Im reading your ad.
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: Good, so do I
Ross: Are you sure shes in the cat, or have you been taking your grandmas glycoma medicine again?
Phoebe: No Dr. Skeptismo! Im sure. First of all, okay, theres the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mothers favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an Oh my God. gesture) Oh, I havent seen this smile in 17 years!
Ross: So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?
Ross: So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?
Ross: So, guys, am I crazy, or does Phoebes mom remind anyone of a cat?
Monica: Ross, dont start.
Ross: Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually believe that-that theres a woman inside that cat!
Ross: No you dont.
Ross: No you doy'know what, youre not gonna suck me into this.
Ross: I do not always have to beokay, okay. (starts to leave)
(Ross wants to say something, but just smiles and leaves.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there.]
Ross: (taking the flyer) Apparently Phoebes mother also goes by the name Julio.
Ross: Yes, we have to tell her!
Ross: (holds up a hand) Little girl misses her cat. (hold up the other hand) Crazy lady thinks her mother is in a cat. (gets up) Okay, y'know what, I have to go have dinner with my son, can I trust that when you see Phoebe, you will tell her.
Ross: Thank you.
Rachel: I hate when Ross is right!
Ross: (entering) Hey! So ah, what did the insurance company say?
Ross: (seeing Phoebe still with cat) You didnt tell her?! (They all kinda shy away.) Okay, fine! Pheebs?
Phoebe: Yeah? (sees Ross) Hi!
Ross: Hi! Listen uhh, this cat belongs to a little girl. There are flyers all over the place.
Ross: No! No! LookHey, enough is enough! Look, I am sorry that you feel guilty or whatever about spending time with your new mom, but this is not your old mom. This is a cat! Okay, Julio the cat! Not mom! Cat!
Phoebe: (she turns around and puts the cat on the entertainment center) Ross, how many parents have you lost?
Ross: None.
Ross: Im sorry.
Ross: I dont know what to say.
Ross: (goes over to Julio) Come here, here, come here, come here, (pause) Mrs. Buffay. Sorry, about what I said, umm, it was, it was insensitive of me to say that you were just a cat. When clearly you are also the reincarnated spirit, of my friends mother.
Ross: Oh! Y'know, Ive got an extra futon.
Ross: (To Monica) Stop saying, "Blood" to strangers.
Ross: Delaware! (Starting to cry.) Delaware!
Ross: Hey! What's she doing back here?
[Scene: The Fire Escape, Joey and Ross have reached the last landing. Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it wont budge.]
[there's a loud bang at the door so Ross opens it back up to find a shoe has been thrown at it]
Ross: Im asking you to do me a favor.
Ross: Yes! Youre the person who checked out my book?!
The Woman: Ross, sweetheart!
(Joey casually pushes Ross over the back of the couch and sits down proud of himself.)
Ross: (to Frannie) Hi Frannie, congratulations.
Mr. Waltham: Dont take that tone with me. (She looks evilly at him.) All-all right you can. (He looks over at Ross and Shrugs.)
Ross: Well
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe are there reading. Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica. She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her. The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back. Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it.]
Monica: (looking up) Ross, whens this comet thing start?
Ross: (to Chandler) What are you doing?
Ross: Okay. So well Ill umm, (To Rachel) Ill have her home by midnight.
Ross: Huh?
Ross: Oh see, I-I needed a new thing for today and there's this leather store that always smells so good and I thought to myself, "Wow, (To Chandler) I never really owned a good smelling pair of pants before."
Ross: What?
Ross: Joey!
Joey: (whispering) Ross!
Ross: Show me where?
Ross: (he catches the ball and pauses, staring at Joey in disbelief) Also an island.
Ross: Rachel!! Monica!!
(Ross tries to dismiss it by making that sound, but decides to go for it and follows Rachel.)
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
Ross: I cant believe this!!
Ross: Uhm no! Think less of you! No, I don't think less of you. I mean, you saw someone you liked and you kissed them. I mean, those people who like someone and don't kiss them... those-those people are stupid, I hate those people.
Ross: Two! Ive been engaged twice!
Ross: Okay. Well, you be careful.
Ross: So then if-ifI mean if you think about it, this is all (Pause.) your fault.
Ross: Yes, yes of course, what-what would this be regarding?
Ross: Look, I (He has trouble sitting in his chair.) Look, Im having a great time with you and I just dont want us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us. So, Im sorry I just dont think we should go away together yet. Its-its too soon.
Ross: well Phoebe, I think you'll feel better when you know a little bit about Vicrum, His a Kite designer (He makes a wow face) and he used to date Oprah. (He makes another wow face)
[Scene: The fire escape, Joey and Ross are still trying to figure out how to get down.]
ROSS: Not, not, not every night. You know, and... and it's not like I didn't try, Rachel, but things got in the way, y'know? Like, like Italian guys or ex-fiances or, or, or Italian guys.
Ross: Well, Im gonna lie to you Joey, its a possibility.
ROSS: [enters] Oh my God, what's goin' on?
Marc: Hey! Smile! (Points his camera at Ross and Rachel.)
Ross: Thank you, but I want to remove it Pheebs. I dont want to make it savory.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is whirling Ben around.]
Ross: Wooooooo, hehehe. Hey, ahh, you don't feel like you're gonna throw up, do ya?
[Scene: An airplane cabin, Ross and Rachel are both reading as a guy stops by their row.]
Ross: I would say that.
Chandler: That's why our honeymoon photos look like me and Diana Ross!
Ross: So what do you want me to do?
Ross: Hi.
Ross: Okay, here I go.
(Ross continues his trek south, and when they get face to face.)
Ross: Do not rush me!!
ROSS: Ok. Here's his diaper bag, and his uh, Mr. Winky, and uh...oh, him. Hi!
Ross: Yeah?
(Joey checks that Ross is not looking and dumps it in a plant.)
Ross: (disappointed) Sure, do whatever you want.
Chandler: Couldnt I just say, "This is Ross?"
Ross: I guess he musta gotten the part in that play.
Ross: Shut up! It was nice. I just... I don't think I'm the dirty-talking kind of guy, you know?
Phoebe: (To Ross) Kyles ex-wife? You were supposed to divert her not date her!
Ross: Come on, you know they love you.
ROSS: Uh, nothing, nothing's with him. Enjoy your coffee.
Ross: No, God no! That is no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything.
Ross: No. No. You-you can't help. I mean, I kinda have to do this without your help.
Ross: Hey.
Monica: That was me and Ross.
Ross: Whats wrong with this year?
Ross: So they said our table will be ready in just a few minutes.
Ross: They kept your room for a while.
Ross: What?
Ross: Well, what is she goes down and-and sleeps with a bunch of guys?
Monica: Ross, we havent done the routine since middle school.
Ross: Dad?
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa, hey! Now remember what we talked about, you gotta be strong.
Ross: (entering with Monica) Hey!
Ross: Yeah.
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Ross: What?
Ross: No!
Ross: How are you ever going to sell this place?
Ross: Hey! Oh listen, I was just clearing some space for your stuff.
(Joey and Ross pause while they picture the event.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is looking at his handbook. Elizabeth is also there.]
Carol: Ross. You're not actually suggesting Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller? 'Cause I think that borders on child abuse.
Ross: Well, can you blame her?
Ross: (angrily) AND ON MY TURF?
Ross: Sure! Ooh-ooh, what about this?
Ross: Hey.
Ross: Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that Im gonna be at that airport and I hope that shell be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachels name, but it didnt mean anything, Okay? Shes-shes just a friend and thats all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) Thats all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I cant imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that youll tell her that.
Ross: Guess who? (Enters fully.)
Ross: Dr. Green. How are you? (offers his hand, and Dr. Green puts his scarf on it.)
Ross: Oh, I dont know how that got in there.
Kristen: Well uh, Ross? This is Joey. Joey? Ross.
Ross: Hi. (They shake hands.) Its nice to meet you. I used to have a friend named Joey. I dont anymore.
Ross: Dad?
Ross: Umm, your boxes are umm
Chandler: Well, I-I-I'm done with this. You want anything Ross? Sports? International? Apartment listings?
Ross: Yeah. So
Ross: Oh, sure. Whoa-whoa, what's this? The delivery charge is almost as much as the couch!
ROSS: Joey, you owe $1100 at I Love Lucite.
Ross: I meanno, its just cause, its just cause you and I were like a nightmare. (Screams.) No, but there was some good times.
Ross: So Joey umm, you look familiar. Are uh, are you on TV or something?