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'ROSS' in a movie sentence | examples for 'ROSS' from movies

Ross: (entering) Hey!

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Ross: Hey! Are you ready yet?

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Ross: Oh! Got ‘em right here, (Pats his coat pocket) check!

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Ross: Yeah, cheerie-o!

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Ross: Well, we’re all here! I guess we should get going!

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Ross: Oh, I’ll-I’ll come hug you.

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Ross: Yeah. (He does so and Phoebe hugs him.)

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Ross: Thanks.

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Ross: (to Rachel) So, we’re off.

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Ross: Thanks! (They hug.) Ugh, I can’t believe you’re not gonna be there!

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Ross: So-so come! Why don’t you come?

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Ross: To London! Come to London. Please? It’ll mean so much to me.

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Ross: Why-why can’t you take a couple of days off?

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Rachel: Because, I can’t! Ross, I told you, no. I can’t.

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Ross: This is my wedding.

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Ross: Fine. You’ll-you’ll watch it on video when we get back.

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Ross: All right, let’s go! Bye, Pheebs!

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[Scene: Another street, somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married. Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer.]

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Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Emily, (Gives her the time-out signal.) honey, okay?

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Ross: What?! No! No! That’s-that’s time-out!

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Ross: Sweetie, you gotta relax. Everything’s gonna be great, okay? Come on. Come on.

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Ross: Um-hmm! Doesn’t that sound delicious at the last minute?

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Monica: Yeah, y’know, but something like salmon which would be so much more elegant than the chicken. And, you wouldn’t have to worry about the salmonella. (Ross pushes her.) So, I can’t wait to see this place you’re getting married!

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Ross: Yeah. Yeah. Yes, this place is beautiful. Emily’s parents got married here.

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Emily: (running in, with Ross) Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?

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Ross: It’s all right! Everything’s gonna be all right.

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Ross: Uh-huh, I see that.

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Ross: What? What?

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Rachel: I’m just bummed about the way I left things with Ross. I shouldn’t have lied to him about having to work. He seemed so mad at me.

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Rachel: I’m not in love with Ross!

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Rachel: Phoebe, I’m going to Ross’s wedding because he is my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because, I’m still in love with him! I mean, hey, y’know, I like Ross as much as the next guy, y’know? Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings don’t mean love! I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ross. Yeah! But, I have, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesn’t mean that-that I’m still in love with him. Y’know? I-I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love him—Ohh! Oh my God! Oh my—why didn’t you tell me?!!

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Rachel: You all know? Does Ross know?

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Phoebe: Oh no, Ross doesn’t know anything.

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[Scene: The hotel, Ross’s room, Emily is entering.]

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Ross: Hey! I just spoke to your dad, and you know what? He seems to think we’ll be able to find a new place for the wedding.

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Ross: Whoa-whoa-what? You found a place?

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Ross: She said what?

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Ross: Postpone it? Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding? Do you my sister’s teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh? (He puts his pants on backwards.) This isn’t right.

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Ross: I can’t ask people to do that? Would you ask people to do that? (Holds out his pants)

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Emily: Don’t you point your pants at me! (She throws them on the floor.) We have no choice! Anywhere that’s half-decent would’ve be booked months ago, Ross don’t you understand? This is our wedding I’m talking about.

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Ross: The only thing I understand is; postponing it is not an option. This is when we’re getting married.

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Ross: No. I’m saying it’s now. (He starts putting on his pants, backwards again.)

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Ross: There’s no ‘or’ in mind. What is wrong with these pants?!!

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Ross: (chasing her, trying to zip up his pants. His got them on right now.) No, wait! Emily! No, wait, stop! Emily, please—(He catches something important in the zipper and howls like a little boy and falls to the floor.)

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Phoebe: So, did shopping make you feel any better about Ross?

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Phoebe: Yeah. I just need you to bring me some photos of Ross.

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Phoebe: Uh, only if you have the hiccups too. Yeah, the pictures are for you, the water and the chocolate is for me. I just didn’t feel like getting up. Okay, I’m gonna show you a picture of Ross. Okay? And you’re going to remember all of the bad things about him. All right? Really focus on his flaws.

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Phoebe: Okay. Umm, before we get started, I just wanna say for the record that I love Ross, I think he’s such a great guy. Here. (Hands her the picture, Rachel grabs it out of her hand.) Okay, now, close your eyes. And imagine that you’re with Ross okay and imagine that you’re kissing him. And you’re-you’re running your hands all over his body. And then you run your hands through his hair, but eew-oh gross it’s some kind of grease, it’s—uck! Hah?

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Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, I’m in my map and-and…(Ross enters) Hey!

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Ross: Hi. I understand you had a little talk with Emily.

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Ross: Am I?! And was it your idea to postpone the wedding?!

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Ross: Hey-hey, since you’re the ‘fix-it’ lady, here’s a pickle, what do you do when the bride says she doesn’t want to have the wedding at all?

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Ross: Yeah.

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Ross: I don’t know, I told her it was stupid to put off the wedding just because the hall was gone and she liked flipped out.

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Ross: Excuse me?

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Monica: Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?

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Ross: I don’t know. A month?

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Monica: Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. That’s what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.

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Ross: I had no idea. And that-that pillowcase thing, I thought you guys were just doing the flying nun.

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Ross: Come on. You gotta help me figure out what to do. Okay?

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Ross: Come on. (They leave and Chandler sticks his head out.)

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Joey: Yeah. (Pause) Hey, I hope Ross didn’t think that we just went in there because we were uncomfortable being out here!

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[Scene: Ross and Emily’s planned wedding place, Monica is dragging Emily in.]

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(At that Ross plugs in some Christmas lights to light the place up.)

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Ross: Okay? But-but imagine a lot more lights, okay? And-and y’know fewer bricks, and-and-and flowers, and candles…

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Monica: And the musicians, look, they can go over here (Points to a little alcove), okay? And the chairs can face this way (Points), and… (Points to Ross) You go.

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Ross: But-but, if you don’t love this, we’ll do it in any other place at any other time. Really, it’s fine, whatever you want.

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Ross: And, I don’t know, if it starts to rain…

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Rachel: Yeah, I have to tell Ross that I love him. Now honey, you take care, you don’t have those babies until I get back. (Kisses her stomach.)

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Phoebe: I—Rachel, you can’t go! Ross loves Emily!

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[Scene: Rehearsal dinner hall. Ross and Emily are standing in the reception area. Monica arrives with her parents.]

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Ross: (Ross hugs his mom and dad)Hi. Mom. Dad.

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Ross and Monica: Dad, dad. We got it!! We Got It!!!

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(Ross quickly directs the families to their tables.)

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[Camera pans to the Geller family table. Ross, Rachel, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there.]

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Ross: what’s up, Dad?

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Ross: (Holding him back.)Dad, dad, please. Look I don’t want anything to upset Emily tonight. Alright, she's had a hard enough couple of days as it is. (Picks up the bill.) Now here, here, let me go talk to him, okay?

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

[Scene: The Rehearsal dinner hall. Ross is at the Walthams’ table discussing the bill.]

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Ross: Look, face it, my father is not going to pay for the build-in barbecue and believe me you can kiss you gazebo goodbye. Now I might be able to get you the new lawn.

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Ross: I go back there with lawn ornaments, he’s going to laugh in my face.

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Mrs. Waltham: This is ridiculous. I mean we had an agreement. (Ross looks frustrated. She begins to scream at her husband.) Will you say something, Steven?! Please!!!

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Mr. Waltham: Don’t take that tone with me. (She looks evilly at him.) All-all right you can. (He looks over at Ross and Shrugs.)

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[Scene: The Rehearsal Dinner Hall. Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table. Chandler gets up to make a toast.]

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Chandler: I’d like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)

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Phoebe: Oh, hi, Mrs. Waltham. I need to speak with ether one of the best men, or Ross’s sister Monica.

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Phoebe: Oh, I’m Phoebe Buffay. I’m one of Ross’s best friends.

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Mrs. Waltham: Well, if you’re on e of Ross’s best friends, why aren’t you here?

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Chandler: (Continuing his toast.) And I’m sure we’re all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean to think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. (No reaction from the people.) Ohh, come on!! Monty Hall!! Lets make a Deal!! Come on, you people!! All right, forget it!! Congratulations, Ross and Emily. (He sits down.)

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Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now I’m not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?

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Monica: My mother’s driving me crazy, but Ross is getting married. I’m happy. (A drunken man approaches.) I’m not going to let anything spoil that.

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Drunk Man: I just want to say that Ross is a wonderful young man.

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(Ross and Emily’s parents are seated at a table. Ross is between them and they are discussing the wedding bill.)

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Ross: Look, were down to just one point. Could we please, maybe just settle it after the wedding.

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Chandler: The guy was hammered, okay? There’s no way, you look like Ross’s mother.

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[Scene: Chandlers hotel room. Ross bursts into the room.]

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Ross: (Screaming) I’m getting married today!! Whoo-hoo!!

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Chandler: (With the covers pulled up to his chin.) Morning, Ross.

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Ross: I’m getting married, to..day!!

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Ross: Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.

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Phoebe: No it’s not great. No, she’s coming to tell Ross that she loves him.

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Joey: Look we’ve got to find her. Phoebe just called!! Rachel’s coming to tell Ross she loves him!!

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Rachel: ...And so then I realized. All this stuff I had been doing. proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldn’t come to the wedding. Was all just a way of...

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[Scene: The church where Ross and Emily are to be married. Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together.]

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Joey: (Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. I’ll cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.

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(Ross and chandler are standing next to the alter. Ross is practicing for the wedding.)

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Ross: (Using a slightly different inflection for each.) I do. I do. I do.

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Ross: (Very Nervous)Really?

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(Back in the chapel. The parents are still fighting over the bill. Ross is refereeing.)

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Ross: Dad!! (Emily comes running in.)

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Ross: Nothing, nothing. Everything's under control.

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Ross: (Stepping in between them.)Okay! Okay! That’s it!! Parents!! Parents!! Back away!! All right, this is our wedding day!   From now on everyone gets along, and if I hear one more word. NO GRANDCHILDREN! (Pointing at his mother.) That’s right!!

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Ross: (Sighing.) It was...This disagreement over...(She sighs. Ross notices her in her wedding dress.) My god. You...you look beautiful.

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Ross: You know what, I think we’ve had all the bad luck we’re going to have. (He hugs her.)

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(The front entrance. Joey and the bridesmaid are up against the wall kissing. Rachel comes in the door and walks by Joey unnoticed. She walks into the chapel and sees Ross and Emily kissing. She looks as though she wants to cry. Emily walks away and Ross turns and sees Rachel standing there.)

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Ross: My God. Rachel! (He walks towards her, grasps her hands and kisses her on the cheek.) Your here. I can’t believe it. (She giggles.) What happen? Why are you here?

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Joey: Ah, I’m-I’m walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) I’m about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her "Hey." And now I’m at the front with Ross. It’s Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...I’d better go.

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Phoebe: No!! wait, wait, wait!! Oh please, hold it up so I can listen. (Joey looks at Ross and holds the phone above Ross’s shoulder.)

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(They quickly take their places and Here Comes the Bride Begins to play. Everyone seated looks back. Emily is being escorted up the aisle by her father. She kisses him on the cheek and takes her place by Ross’s side.)

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Minister: Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. May the happiness we share with them today be with them always. Now Emily, repeat after me. I, Emily...

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Minster: Take thee Ross...

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Emily: Take thee Ross...

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Minster: Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross...

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Ross: I Ross...

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Ross: Take thee, Rachel...(All his friends have looks of shock on their faces. He realizes what he said. Quickly he says.) Emily. (A slight chuckle.) Emily.

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Ross: I know, but it's still worth mentioning, I think.

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

[Scene: The lecture, Rachel is listening closely, Ross is bored out of his mind.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Ross: That’s Daddy?! But doesn’t it bother you? You’re a waitress.

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Ross: What? You do? You do? (Looks) Oh my God!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross has used a broom to open the air vent in the ceiling. Phoebe is wearing a janitor's uniform, ready to go up in the vent.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

ROSS: Well for starters, you may want to light it and lose the spatula.

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

Ross: (crying) I hope you’re a better father than you’re a friend!! (Cries again and Joey wakes up in horror.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

ROSS: No. So what. So what if we get beaten up, maybe that's just something every man has to go through once in his life. Ya know, like a, like a right of passage or somethin'.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

ROSS: Well pal, you didn't give me much of a choice. [flicks the ends of the big bully's tie]

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Monica: Mmm, looking good. Ok, cider's mulling, turkey's turking, yams are yamming. (notices Ross is depressed) What?

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

[Scene: The Hallway Between The Apartments, Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital. Ross is helping her up the stairs.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

ROSS: No, look, hey, it's my birthday, and the important thing is that we all be together.

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

Ross: ...and these come in the shapes of your favourite Christmas characters, Santa, Rudolph, and Baby Jesus.

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Rachel: Oh sure Ross, yeah. If I have a heart attack in a restaurant, I want you there with your fossil brush.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Ross: No-no, this is my collection of fossil samples.

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Chandler: Well, I tried Billy Jean King, but... (Ross glares at him) you know, you and Monica have the same "I'm gonna kill you" look...? I can usually make it go away by kissing her... (Ross continues to glare at him and Chandler leans in as if he's going to kiss Ross)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

[Ross leaves to find Karl. Rachel takes a peek under the loincloth of one of the display models.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

Phoebe: Come on Ross, you’re a paleontologist, dig a little deeper.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

[Scene: Ross’s apartment, Carol has come to pick up Ben.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Ross: (entering) Hey! So, uhh, Amanda just-just dropped me off. Yeah, that's one of the things I love about her, she's...uh, she's old enough to drive. (to Monica) So uhh, I guess you're not going to mom and dad's tonight?

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Ross: She hates Pottery Barn?!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Ross: Yeah, maybe. I do have my whole career in front of me. I mean, I can still win a Nobel prize. Although the last two papers I've written were widely discredited.

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Ross: Well, what about me?! I’m a medical marvel!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: Ohh! Okay! Okay. (Resumes reading word for word from the card) "There are three (pauses and looks at Joey) primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. (Pauses and darts his eyes between Chandler and Rachel.) (Rachel starts laughing) Each of these theories (glances at Phoebe) can be further subcategorized (glances at Chandler) into…"

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

JOEY: [quietly] I never know how long you're supposed to wait in this type of a situation before you can talk again, you know? [Ross stares blankly at him] Maybe a little longer.

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Ross: Look, I-I know how miserable you are, I wish there was something I can do. I mean I wish I were a seahorse. (She glares at him) Because with seahorses it’s the male, they carry the babies. And then also umm, I’d be far away in the sea. (He sits back down.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

[Scene: The Hospital, Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: (on phone) Item J437-A, color: winterberry. (There’s a knock on the door as he hangs up the phone. He answers it to Mona.) Hi umm, listen come here, come in. (She does so.) I’m so-so sorry about yesterday. I-I’m really sorry. It’s just that I… (He picks up the pink shirt.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Joey: (grunting) Oh my… How much do you weigh Ross?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Ross: Yeah, we tried them all. We went for a walk, uh we tried a special tea, caster oil, spicy food nothing has worked.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Ross: How did you know she would buy scotch tape?

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Rachel: Oh, y'know what? That was a complete misunderstanding! (Ross puts his arms around her and they act all sweetness and light)

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Ross starts talking over her 'do you remember' line: Amy. I'm going to save you some time, ok. <spins finger around in circle> All me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

(Ross screams like a little girl.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Ross: (on the machine) Hey Ross! It's you! I just want you to remember this feeling. You are lucky to be alive! So live everyday to the fullest. Love yourself, okay? Okay. Oh, and also get stamps. Bye! (He hangs up.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Ross: No-no-no. I don't have a son named Jordie. We all agreed, my son's name is Jamie.

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Ross: Hey-hey have you ever locked yourself in a TV cabinet VD boy?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Ross: That’s okay, I mean it was just two-week thing anyway, I just didn’t want it to end this way, y’know?

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Ross: Rach, I think I'm gonna wait out here, because my throat is feeling a little scratchy, I don't want to infect him.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

ROSS: Pheebs, I have studied evolution my entire adult life. Ok, I can tell you, we have collected fossils from all over the world that actually show the evolution of different species, ok? You can literally see them evolving through time.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

(Ross, urged on by his team-mates, jumps on top of the scrum and falls headfirst into the middle, leaving his feet sticking straight up.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel. Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably. There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel]

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Ross: I was their first born! They thought she was barren! It’s not my fault.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: Ugh. Well, we’re just gonna have to jump. (Joey looks at him.) Yeah. Now, we’re gonna have to make sure to land to the right of that patch of ice, okay? Not hit the dumpster on the other side and uh, and try to avoid that-that weird brownish red stuff in the middle. So, when you get down there…you go up to the roof and you let me in.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Ross: Sure. Sure. Look I don’t, I don’t know if your plans are finalized yet, but umm, hey I-I know another great way to blow off steam.

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Phoebe: uh huh (terns to Ross) how do I look (all her make up has gone everywhere)

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Joey: I just got this really weird message from Ross. He said turn on MTV.

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Ross: Well, well to sum up, we’re having fun, you look young.

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Ross: (in a strange voice and eating candies) The big apple!

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Ross: (licks the envelope and encounters a foreign substance on the glue.) Oh God!

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Ross: Yeah, but-but he didn't know that!

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Rachel: Okay. (After Paul leaves Rachel drops to the floor to confront Ross.) What?! What are you doing here?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

(Joey looks quizzically at Ross)

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Ross: Nope. I mean, I know Susan does every year, but I think I wanna take this year to teach him all about Hanukkah.

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Ross: You bought Shawn Cassidy!

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Will: Look at her standing there with those yams! My two greatest enemies Ross: Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates.

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Ross: Nineteen Eighty Seven. The weekend you guys visited me at school.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Ross: Married couples send out cards, families send out cards, people who have been dating for a couple of months do not send out cards! What-what is she crazy?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the bad desert Ross is quickly eating the mound on his plate.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Chandler: Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass!

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Janice: I know! I know! And then you lose your apartment! And then you lose your job! And then your ex-wife gets married so fast! And now the coffee—ahh!! Ross, we need to talk.

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Ross: Yeah, were better off without them.

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

(They move into a space, and Ross points to his eyes and then to hers)

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Ross: Hey, wanna…wanna a little cheering up?

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Ross: Seriously you guys, I can't believe you're going to spend 250 dollars on the lottery, I mean that's such a bunch of boohaki.

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Ross: Oh, what were the other two?

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Joey: Ooh. (Notices the pizza, grabs a slice, and takes a bite.) So umm, I was talkin’ to Ross and he said you were looking for a new place.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Joey: So, did you err... did you tell Ross?

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Ross: I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

Ross: This is insane, I’m not gonna make love to you just so that you’ll go into labor.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

(They start the attempt. Ross is going backwards and reaches the first landing. This staircase has three steps then a landing, makes a 90-degree turn, and has more steps before another landing and another 90-degree turn.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Ross: I uhm... Well, I sang... (Rachel gasps) well actually I rapped... Baby Got Back... (Rachel's face changes from excited to angry)

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Ross: Just hear me out. How would you feel about offering her a raise? (looks hopeful)

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Ross: Y’know actually it does have a very interesting history. Uh, this street is the first street in the city to have an underground sewer system. (Kristen crinkles her nose at that.) Before that sewage and waste would just flow right down the street. Yeah, sometimes ankle deep! (He stops when he realizes what he’s talking about.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Ross: Okay umm, bad stuff. Well, I’m-I’m 12 years older than she is.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Ross: Okay, now just remember everything I taught you and you’ll be fine. Okay? Here we go. Ready…Set…

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Ross: Try sixty-five million years ago, and then try sssshhhhhh.... My tenure review board met today and I hear it's looking really good.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: (stopping them) Okay-okay! Two very good points, look I’ve known you both a long time, and I’ve never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as you’ve been since you’ve got together. Do you really want to throw that all away over a room? That is so silly. Now wh-what is more important, love or silliness?

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: Alright, ok, let's do it. (Ross sits down at the desk and they all gather around him) Uhm, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating... uhm, and then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment of the Mesozoic era, the breakup of Pangea, hello! (Rachel and Joey look confused) And then, there's the... eh... there's the overview of the Triassic.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Ross: There's my boy! Here's my boy! And here's his Barbi (Ben is holding a Barbi doll) What's ah, what's my boy doing with a Barbi?

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Gunther: (placing a cup in front of Ross) Here’s your warm milk.

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Ross: Okay, umm I want you to know that I have never done anything like this before. I mean, I mean I’ve been in um, relationships in general, uh but I have never done it with a student—I mean I not—not it! I mean, I mean I don’t—We haven’t done it. Uh, I mean, I mean, we’ve-we’ve-we’ve done stuff. (Paul is not amused.) Okay, okay, a joke, a joke—lighten the mood. Umm, two guys go into a bar. One of them is Irish.

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Ross: I'm in for fifty cents. (throws it in)

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

Ross: Good, good. Yeah coz the more I thought about it, the more I realised I don't think marriage is neccessarily the right path for you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: Well, aren't you forgetin' something? What, what, what is uh, what is that guy's name? Dad!

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Ross: I prefer not to answer that right now, I’m still carrying a little holiday weight.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Ross: Noo, nnnnn. What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Ross: Hey, I seem to remember someone bringing his security blanket to college!

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Ross: Y’know what? Maybe, Mrs. Green, it’s not absolutely vital that you live with us.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

(Ross frantically starts to open the window as Paul enters and traps him halfway out the window.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

(They leave as Ross stares in awe at Joey.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

ROSS: I don't know. I mean, all right, I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes.

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

(Susan just glares back, as Ross’s inappropriate joke falls flat. Meanwhile, a bubble is about to burst...)

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

(Ross and Susan run to the delivery room, leaving Phoebe dangling from the vent.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Ross: Well, I have a PhD, so... (assistant walk out, not impressed by this statement) (Ross takes his bathrobe off and he enters the tanning booth. He stands up in front of the red light and the sprayer starts and sprays his face and torso)

"Friends", season 10, episode 3

Ross: Because, I'm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah, and, and you're-you’re wrecking it.

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

(We see that Ross is taking off Jill’s coat.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

[Scene: a NYU lecture hall, the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 4