words in movies
[Russ enters Central Perk. He looks like Ross, except for his chin and hair (it is David Schwimmer in a dual role).]
RACH: Here he is. Hi. Guys, this is Russ.
RUSS: [sounding like Ross] Hhhhiiiii.
[Russ enters, walking in behind Chandler.]
RUSS: Hi.
RACH: Hi Russ, I've just got two more tables to clean and then we'll go, OK?
RUSS: OK, I'll just sit here and... uh... chat with your, uh.... friend-type....people.
PHOE: Well, yeah, but... no. I mean, umm... doesn't.... doesn't Russ just remind you of someone?
PHOE: [looks at Russ] Oh, yeah! No, no, no, no, oh, oh.
CHAN: [to Phoebe] Listen, Phoebs, this is gonna be OK. [introducing Russ and Ross] Ross, Russ. Russ, Ross.
RUSS: Hi.
RUSS: Are you a, uh, friend of Rachel's?
RUSS: Actually, I'm a... kind of a.... you know, a... date-type... thing... of Rachel's.
RUSS: Yeah, I'm her date.
RUSS: Oh, you are the, uh... paleontologist.
RUSS: Periodontist.
RUSS: Ditto.
ROSS: I, uh, well... I... I met Russ.
RACH: Um, Russ, you ready?
RUSS: Yeah.
[Russ and Rachel leave together.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler is sitting on the couch between Russ and Ross, doing a crossword puzzle.]
CHAN: Hey, we're having some fun now, huh, Ross? Wanna do another one, huh Russ? OK... eleven letters, atomic element number 101... ends in ium.
RUSS: Dysprosium.
RACH: No, Phoebs. I'm dating Russ.
PHOE: Russ is Ross. Russ... Ross!
[They look over at Russ and Ross.]
ROSS: [to Russ] For your information, it's a card sharp, not a card shark.
RUSS: You could not be more wrong. You could try... but you would not be successful.
RUSS: I know what your problem is.
RUSS: Um-hum, you're jealous.
RUSS: You're jealous because I'm a real doctor.
RUSS: Hey, you listen.
RUSS: No, let me finish.
RUSS: Hi.
Credits [Scene: Central Perk. Russ enters. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting on the couch.]
RUSS: Hi.
RUSS: I guess you guys heard, Rachel dumped me.
RUSS: Oh, all she said was that I remind her too much of somebody. You have any idea who she's talking about?
RUSS: Oh.
[Russ and Julie look at each other with love in their eyes. The music builds...]