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{Transcriber’s Note: This is an hour-long special episode. Which means that the first part of this episode is episode 615. The second part of this episode is episode 616. Since episodes 615 and 616 are combined into one file, that’s why there is no episode 616 in the season 6 table of contents and the numbers jump from episode 615 to 617.}

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Oh sorry, I hear divorce I immediately go to Ross. (To Rachel) Who-who’s Barry and Mindy?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: I’d bet I’d still be doing my kara-tay. (That’s karate, he’s just saying it that way.) Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of kara-tay as a way of releasing the tension from y’know, not doing anything else physical.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: And what if I was still fat? (To Chandler) Well, you wouldn’t be dating me, that’s for sure.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives! (Closes his eyes to do so.) Oh-hey, there’s Carol again!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: What if I had had the guts to quit my job? I’d probably be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. But my job’s fun too! I mean tomorrow, I-I don’t have to wear a tie.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

{Transcriber’s note: This is where the opening credits are, but they’re not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachel’s still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then they’re dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesn’t apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: No-no. It’s-it’s me, Ross!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Ohh, of course Monica’s brother!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh, it’s the best! (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm how’s Monica?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Oh really, really great! Yeah! A-actually she’s right down the street, umm, do-do you know what? You should stop bye and say hi.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: No, it’s okay. Some-some kid asked me to pick it up for him, but I don’t…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Uh-huh. (Steps to a random kid nearby and hands him his money.) Hey, here you go buddy. Sorry, no porn for you. (To Rachel) Okay, let’s go see Monica!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch. Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something. For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: He’s not boring! He’s just-he’s just low key.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica's Boyfriend: Yeah. Y’know, the hazelnut actually not a nut, it’s a seed.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica's Boyfriend: Can anyone else name a well known seed that’s been masquerading as a nut?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Oh no! What’s the matter?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Was his question what’s more boring than him?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: That’s an idea! (To Chandler) Hey, if I hired an assistant, would-would you take money from her?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: That’s great! That would be great! Let’s do that!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(As Joey goes to the bathroom, Corporate Phoebe enters. She’s wearing a business suit and carrying a briefcase.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Ohh that’s so sweet! (Her cell phone rings.) Oh! Hang on! (Quickly grabs a cigarette and starts to light it as her phone rings.) Hang onnnnnn!!! (Gets the cigarette lighted and answers the phone.) (On phone.) Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, it’s a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, it’s okay. It’s okay, you’re allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? (She’s not quite sure of that one.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: And that’s Phoebe over there! (Points to her.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: (answering it) 1987, the day after Christmas, at Sean McMahon’s party. I played you one of my songs, y’know Interplanetary Courtship Ritual.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Rach, he’s a friend of ours.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Well it’s kinda hard to be friends with Drake because of his busy schedule and the fact that he’s not real.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: He’s coming over! He’s coming over!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (shaking Rachel’s hand) Hi!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Well, it’s always nice to meet the fans.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (turning and whispering to Monica) She’s not crazy is she?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! (Answering the phone.) Go!! Who’s this? (Listens) Oh okay, you’re gonna like working for me. What’s your name? (Listens) What kind of name is Brendy? I… Whatever… Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Uh-oh, it’s my boss!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: All right, here’s a list of things for you to do today. Man, this going to be so great! Thank you so much! All right, I got to go to work I’m delivering twins today, but only one of them is mine! (Exits.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: (yelling from Monica’s room) No-no!! No!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Come on Pheebs, it’s not that bad! Y’know most people would be excited if they didn’t have to work for a couple of weeks.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Honey, having a heart attack is nature’s way of telling you to slow it down.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I always thought having a heart attack was nature’s way of telling you to die! (Phoebe glares at him.) But you’re not gonna die. I mean, you are going to die, but you’re not gonna die today. I wish I was dead.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Let’s take a walk. (They start to leave.) Y’know maybe you should consider writing for Talking Out of Your Ass magazine! (They exit.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: (To Ross) So what’s going on with you?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Oh that’s not so bad.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and you’re-you’re-you’re rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybody’s watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Sorry. So how’s it going with Joey?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Yeah! She’s right in there! (Points to Phoebe’s room.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: All right, and over there is Brady’s Pub where I like to unwind after a long day of surgeoning.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Why? (In Drake’s voice.) Why can’t the world stop turning, just for a moment? Just for us?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Uh, yeah but uh, (In Drake’s voice) I may have said those things before but, I never truly meant them. Until now.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: That’s a line from the show too!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: (approaching) Here you go Joe, here’s the freshly squeezed orange juice you asked for. (Hands it to him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Thanks! (Looks at it.) Yeah, there’s pulp in that. (Hands it back.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: It’s not all juice! (Rachel quickly gets out of the way.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Carol our sex life is—it’s just not working…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Well I don’t know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carol’s shocked and obviously doesn’t like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesn’t like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, y’know we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Oh my God! That’s great! Oh wow! (Hugs him.) You’re a published writer! I wish I had a present for you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: It’s not mayonnaise!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: What’s this?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Oh my God! That’s great! Congratulations! What’s the story?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Oh you wouldn’t uh, care. It’s just a stupid comic book story.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Well, y’know it’s none of my business, but aren’t you married?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh, it’s so easy for you I mean, you’re not married, you get to have sex with who ever you want!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: It’s not like, I haven’t any opportunities. I mean, y’know, I’m just waiting for the perfect guy. I’m seeing this guy Roger, all right? He’s not perfect, but umm, I think maybe I should just get it over with. Y’know, give him my flower.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Rachel! I’m never gonna think it’s okay for you to cheat on your husband!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: The hospital, Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room. Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: No! It’s not a cigarette! The smoke is coming out of me!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: (To Monica) Yeah, she’s fired.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Rachel and Barry’s bedroom, Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives. Of course it’s a Dr. Drake Remoray scene. It’s set in a hospital room, and Dr. Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Dr. Drake Remoray: That’s right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, you’re not a real doctor! And that woman’s brain, is fine!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Okay! (She picks up the phone, Joey’s phone number, and starts to dial.) Here we go! Okay! (On phone.) Hi, Joey! It’s Rachel! Umm, I am free tomorrow night. Yeah, sure, sure I can bring some sandwiches.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

{Transcriber’s Note: This is where Part II begins, which means this is now episode 616.}

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Oh. (He takes the notepad she was using and looks at it.) Wow! (Flips to another page.) Huh. (Flips another page.) Boy! (Flips another page.) Well, someone’s been doing their homework. (Flips two more pages.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Yeah? Well, I-I think Ben’s asleep.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Hey, how’s it going?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Listen Phoebe, he’s right. People are not supposed to have heart attacks at 31.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Ohh, I mean it’s just so realistic!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh, I probably shouldn’t—so I will! (Joey starts making her refill and Rachel notices that rain thing Joey has.) Oh! Wow! It’s like it’s raining!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: It’s uh, right through there. (Points.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Okay. (Starts to go.) God y’know, if someone told me a week ago that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbiani’s apartment…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Yeah, life’s pretty great isn’t it?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Dr. Roger: Y’know, it’s funny, but when we were studying communicable diseases…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: No-no-no, no! It’s sensual!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Dr. Roger: I’m sorry sweetie, it’s the hospital. The food looks great, maybe save me some?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holding Susan’s coat.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Well, I could make it seem like he’s here. (Imitates him.) "Here’s some little known facts about cous-cous. They didn’t add the second cous until 1979." (Mumbles something further.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Stop it!! That’s not funny!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: No. He’s not a horrible guy.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Hey that’s what I tell girls about me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: It’s harder for me! I have those four other women to compete with!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Stop it! We’re doing this! Let’s do it!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Yeah, let’s just forget it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: That’s the couch.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Monica’s bedroom, she has just lost her flower to Chandler.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Because I’m married. That’s right, I am a married woman! And I came to a TV star’s apartment to have an affair! Uck!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: That’s ridiculous! I’m not a "Star," just a regular famous actor.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Yes! Yes!! And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a good person. Okay, you’ve had the chance to cheat, and with me, but you didn’t. And that’s what this ring stands for.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: But I thought that ring stood for Caprice’s undying love for her brother.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Phoebe’s hospital room, Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(She goes out into the hall and when she’s there and the door is closed; she rips off her robe to reveal her work clothes.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Let’s go! Come on! Move it! (Grabs her coat.) Come on! (To an old man who’s holding her shoes and briefcase.) Shoes! Briefcase! (Takes them both.) Thanks Lou, good luck with the gall bladder. (She leaves.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (not quite sure of how to answer that) Well uh, look Ross I uh, I think Carol’s great and I’m sure you’re a very attractive man, but I….

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Look, it’s just did, did you ever go to a party and think, "Would really anyone miss me if I weren’t here?"

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: It’s just, my part seemed to be over pretty quickly and then, and then there was a lot of waiting around.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Oh. Oh right! Right! Because you’re still seeing him and uh, he’s a good guy. I mean, I remember a time when… (He fakes falling asleep.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Great! It’s so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was so nervous, but then after being with you I’m all like, "Can the doctor see me now?"

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Rachel and Barry’s bedroom, Rachel is returning from her disastrous attempt at an affair to find that Barry was much, much more successful with his.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh that’s right! I’m sorry! I-I am early! Finish! Please!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Phoebe’s office, she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Surprise! Look who’s back!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: That’s all right, I’ll work here. This is goo, next to this plant. (She picks a place in the lobby next to a plant.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Oh, so this is all about money! Y’know it’s bad enough that—Ow! Oh, you have got to be kidding!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: (to Arthur, he’s the guy calling 9-1-1) Dumbass!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Woman: Hey Pheebs! How’s it going?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: That-that’s always good news. Are you okay?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Me? I’m great! I’m fine! I’m sooo good!! But, you know who’s not great?! Men! You’re a man right Ross?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Let me uh, let me ask you something, do wedding vows mean squat to you people?! And why is it that the second we tell you we’re going out of town, bamn there you are in bed with the neighbor’s dog walker?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Didn’t you spend last night at Joey’s?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Look I-I don’t know what’s going on with you and your husband and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: She is not… (Realizes) She’s gay. Oh my God. She is so gay! I can’t believe this.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see… One of them won’t do it, but the second one will set you free… Tell all your hate and anger, it’s time to say good-bye… And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die! La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la……

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(They both go to Chandler’s bedroom to get his coat.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Tim: Wow! Umm, okay. Umm… (To Phoebe) I-I-I realize I came on a little strong but, it’s only because I think you’re so amazing. (To Monica) And uh, I-I just wanna, I just wanna tell you how much I appreciate you giving me an opportunity here because I—you’re the most talented chef I’ve ever worked for. Anyway… (Starts to leave and Phoebe and Monica trade looks.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Joey: Hey listen, so when’s-when’s my audition? I mean I know it’s Thursday, but what time?

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

[Scene: Rachel’s New Office, she’s interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

[Scene: Rachel’s office, Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date. He is telling her about her mascara problem. Rachel is already there.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Phoebe: No! (Ross’s phone rings.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Monica: No I don’t know Chandler! Not anymore! It’s like it’s like something’s changed.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(They start to go into Monica and Rachel’s, their apartment is filled with all of the old Christmas trees from Joey’s work.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Ross: So it’s looks like we’re the first ones here.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Joey: Twelve hundred dollars? You think I have $1200? I’m home in the middle of the day, and I got patio furniture in my living room. I guess there’s a few things you don’t get from book learnin’.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Monica: Chandler, what are you doing? That thing can put someone’s eye out!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Yes, but in Drake Remoray’s body. (Ross laughs unbelievably.) Why is this so hard for you to get? I thought you were a scientist!

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Joey: Right. Right. The wedding, gotcha. But I mean, it’s gonna start a little late right? I mean, weddings start late. Right?

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

Monica: You invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me?! Why?! What—Why wouldn’t you want me at your wedding? What could I have possibly done?! (Frannie’s husband walks up.) Stuart!

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Monica: Oh, thank you! (The gang exhibits signs of quiet apprehension and wears knowing glances.) (Monica giggles.) What’s going on?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Phoebe: Well, all right. 1700 bags of peanuts flying that high, that’s pretty amazing too.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Rachel: Really?! (Taking his resume) Okay well then, all right, well just have a seat there. Umm, so what’s—what is—what’s your name?

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Rachel: Oh is it?! (She answers the cute guy’s phone.) Uhh, hello? (On her phone) Yes hi, is Rachel there? (On the other phone) Yes she is, just one moment please. (To Phoebe, holding out both phones.) It’s for me!

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Rachel: Wh—(Turns and looks at the gang who’s staring)—Why don’t I tell you over here? (She walks Melissa away from the gang.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

Dr. Schiff: So, how’s it going?

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Rachel: Ohh, it’s Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight. But, I already told Mr. Waltham that I would take his niece to this dumb old opera. So… What are you gonna do?

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Monica: Oh, come on it’s my wedding! That can be my present.

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Ginger: Ah well, it’s nubbin. Nothing! Umm. Y'know what, I’ll see you later. Okay. (She leaves and in the hall we see her shake her shoulders like when someone runs their fingernails across a blackboard.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Tall Guy: No, no. She’s fair game if you ask me, sorry buddy!

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Chandler: Oh, just this! (turns around and has a paint lid stuck to the back of his pants.) Y’know what it’s my fault really, because the couch is usually where we keep the varnish.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Rachel: Oh Ah! (Sees a big stuffed gorilla) Oh my gosh there’s something every mother needs, a giant stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment! What are people think… (Reads the card) Oh you guys I love it.

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Phoebe: Oh that’s all right. I’m still full from your homemade potato chips.

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

Rachel: Okay Ross come on let’s just forget about the condoms.

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

Rachel: Aw, it’s unbelievable! Wow! She is kicking so much! Oh, she’s like umm…oh…who’s that kind of annoying girl soccer player?

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

[Scene: Carol and Susan’s, Rachel is talking with Ben.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

[Scene: Lara and Jeni’s Massage, Phoebe is interviewing for a job.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Rachel: I know, it’s sick.

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Monica: Okay, does it involve something to do with Pete’s computer company?

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Joey: Dude! Hernia operations cost like, a lot probably. Besides it’s getting darker and more painful, that means it’s healing.

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Rachel: Umm, well let’s see uh, this one is Tom Brokaw.

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

[Scene: Ross’s birthday, Joey is now trying to get his car out while Ross is directing him.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

(Ross steps onto the bottom rung of the ladder and then steps on Joey’s chest.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Ross: (grabbing the wheel) What-what are you doing?! Are you—Okay that’s not funny! Just stop horsing around!

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

[Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table he’s at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Chandler: (Pointing to the table and picking up the box.) Is that your tiny little box, that’s too small to put anything in?

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Chandler: Okay so you mean no as in, "Gee Chandler, what an interesting idea. Let’s discuss it before we reject it completely."

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey: Wh-wh-what’s going on? Wh-what’s this about L.A.?

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Dana: Apparently Howie’s editing now. Yeah, he-he-he calls me up and asks me if he can edit my new movie. Can you believe that?! Y’know I-I-I haven’t spoken to him in like ten years and he asks me for a favor!

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

Ross: What—You’re not serious. I mean she’s a very nice woman, but there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. She’ll drive us totally crazy.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Joey: Oh, it’s Ross’s bachelor party.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Ross: Pheebs, come on, you didn’t kill anybody, these people just happened to die when you went to the dentist. It’s, it’s, it’s just ah, a coincidence.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Joshua: It’s this way? Sorry. (He walks past her and she again admires his butt.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Ross: Oh, yeah, no problems. It’s all taken care of.

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

(They go into the hallway and see Mr. Treeger watching one of New York’s bravest breakdown Monica and Chandler’s door with an ax.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

Lewis: No he’s not! He’s totally yanking your chain! He’s done this with three other teachers!

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Joey: There’s this woman, that I like.  A lot.  Well, it’s complicated.  She’s with this other guy.  For a long time.  And I could never do that to the guy, y’know?  ’Ccause we’re really good friends.

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

Gunther: Okay, but the money’s good, plus you get to stare at Rachel as much as you want.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Monica: Do you wanna live outside?! Because it’s gettin’ cold! (To Phoebe) She gets tons of catalogs and umm, she’ll fold down the pages of the things she thinks that I’d like.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: Sorry, let’s go back! ‘Cause you’ve got more to say.

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Rachel: Yeah, we could. Oh hey look! There’s some Kappa Kappa Deltas! I was a Kappa. (to them) Hey sisters! (They ignore her.) (To Monica) Wow, we really are bitches.

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Chandler: Hey Rach! (She breaks up and goes back into Monica’s.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Chandler: Look, it’s my wedding day okay? If you were getting married I would never do anything to upset you.

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

(Joey hugs Ross’s neck and has a look of complete contentment on his face which, after a short while, causes David and Matt to start laughing.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Phoebe: Oh, there’s a cab! Taxi!! (The cab stops and she opens the door.) Good timing, my God, huh? Here you go. (Pushes Rachel in and closes the door.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Monica: I know, but now we have this second one and it just, it feels like it’s snowballing, y’know?

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Joey: (on phone) Well, so anyway Beth, what I’m saying is I should’ve considered your feelings before I went home with you that night. I’ve ah, I’ve recently learned what’s it like to be on your side of it, and I’m sorry. So, do you think you can forgive me? (listens) Great. Thanks. Okay, bye. (He sits down and crosses out something, and dials the phone again.) Hello, Jennifer? (listens) Oh hi, Mrs. Loreo, is Jennifer there? (listens) Oh, she’s not home huh? (listens) Well ah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

[Scene: Ross and Rachel’s, Emma continues to cry.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Eric: Oh, I have a friend who’s a cop and he got it for me.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Monica: Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentine’s Day… (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! Apparently, it’s about a young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having sex with a lot of guys! Yeah, it got four starts! (looks closer) Oh, wait a minute. Those aren’t stars. Anyway, you want to take a look?

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Joey: Rach! Hey! It’s fine! You’re at Joey’s!

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

Written by: Michael Curtis and Gregory S. Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Rachel: Come on! They rushed into this thing so fast it’s ridiculous! I mean, they’re gonna be engaged for like what? A year? And somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realise what they’ve done and they’re call the whole thing off. I’m telling ya, you’re gonna be dancing at my wedding before you’re dancing at there’s.

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Joey: It’s no big deal. Hey, y’know, you do what you gotta do. Right?

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Phoebe: Oh, I told the stripper to be here at five. That’s good right?

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Joey: No way! It’s mine!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: No! Look, I don’t cry! It’s not a big deal! Okay?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Elizabeth: Y’know what daddy? If you don’t like Ross, that’s fine. It doesn’t matter to me, I’m gonna go out with him anyway.

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Ross: Well, it turns out that she is going to Daytona for spring break woo-hoo. That means, that means wet T-shirt contests, guys doing shots off of girl’s bodies, waking up next to people you don’t even know…

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Joey: He’s doin’ some thinkin’!

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Chandler: Nancy Thompson’s getting fired! (Monica slaps him on the shoulder.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Agency guy: (to Erica) Well, then if there’s nothing else, then the two of us should talk.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: Hey. Here. (Hands Chandler a copy of her flyer and sees the picture of Ralph.) Ohh, who’s the silver fox?

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

(They all laugh indifferently, except Chandler, who’s a little angry.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Rachel: Oh my God! That’s so great! I’m so happy for you guys!

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

[Scene: Rachel’s Office, Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Rachel: Oh I don’t know honey. It’s gonna be really late.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Joey's Co-Star: We would, but when we went to exhume Jessica’s body, it was gone.

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Phoebe Sr: It’s open! Come in!

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Ross: (while Rachel is finishing her rant) Okay! Okay! Okay! It’s okay. (Rachel stops.) It’s okay. Hey, it’s too weird for you, I won’t see her again.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Joey: Oh, all blank, and no blank, make’s blank a blank blank. Oh no-no-no, no, the end when Jack almost kills them all with that blank, but then at last second they get away. Aww!

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Joey: Oh my God! That’s huge! (Hugs him.) Wait a minute, why come I wasn’t invited? And who was going to be your best man? Don’t say, "Ross." Do not say, "Ross."

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Chandler: So? What? What? They’re gone! Monica’s gonna freak!

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Joey: Okay, I know it sounds crazy, but I think it might work. Y’know? The only problem is, Carl’s acting is… (Does the international hand symbol for so-so.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Ray: And this is Duncan (points to the cameraman) and Erin, they’re gonna help us out with the audition. So uh, let’s get the camera rolling.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Ross: Why?! Why on the lips?! (He wipes his mouth on Monica’s wrap and walks off, leaving Aunt Millie stunned.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Ross: Oh, no, Mom, it’s just Monica this year.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Ross: (interrupting him) Yeah—No-but-but-but-but! We’re just gonna go home and take a shower. Now, that’s not scary right?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Hey Pheebs, could you please not put your feet up on my new…(On Rachel’s glare)…old sheet?

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Phoebe: Okay. Then, take the tiara back and let me hold the musket again. (He hands it to her and Phoebe poses in front of one of those small mirrors.) Something’s missing. It’s not… Okay oh, let me see the ring my friend picked out.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Joey: But I got to act with a robot Pheebs, and-and I don’t know anything about technology! I can’t even use Chandler’s computer except to find porn! And-and that’s only ‘cause it’s right there when you turn it on!

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Rachel: Huh. Well, uh, that’s uh, that’s interesting. (She goes over and retrieves her note.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Chandler: Oh that’s so funny because we found someone too.

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Joey: Girls say it to me all the time! And believe me, if she’s anything like me, she’s just gonna be relieved.

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Rachel: Yeah, love. It’s a tricky business isn’t it?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: Hey, that’s never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy!

"Friends", season 3, episode 8