Movie-Word

'S' in a movie sentence | examples for 'S' from movies

{Transcriber’s Note: This is an hour-long special episode. Which means that the first part of this episode is episode 615. The second part of this episode is episode 616. Since episodes 615 and 616 are combined into one file, that’s why there is no episode 616 in the season 6 table of contents and the numbers jump from episode 615 to 617.}

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Oh sorry, I hear divorce I immediately go to Ross. (To Rachel) Who-who’s Barry and Mindy?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: I’d bet I’d still be doing my kara-tay. (That’s karate, he’s just saying it that way.) Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of kara-tay as a way of releasing the tension from y’know, not doing anything else physical.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: And what if I was still fat? (To Chandler) Well, you wouldn’t be dating me, that’s for sure.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives! (Closes his eyes to do so.) Oh-hey, there’s Carol again!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: What if I had had the guts to quit my job? I’d probably be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. But my job’s fun too! I mean tomorrow, I-I don’t have to wear a tie.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

{Transcriber’s note: This is where the opening credits are, but they’re not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachel’s still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then they’re dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesn’t apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: No-no. It’s-it’s me, Ross!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Ohh, of course Monica’s brother!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh, it’s the best! (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm how’s Monica?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Oh really, really great! Yeah! A-actually she’s right down the street, umm, do-do you know what? You should stop bye and say hi.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: No, it’s okay. Some-some kid asked me to pick it up for him, but I don’t…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Uh-huh. (Steps to a random kid nearby and hands him his money.) Hey, here you go buddy. Sorry, no porn for you. (To Rachel) Okay, let’s go see Monica!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch. Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something. For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: He’s not boring! He’s just-he’s just low key.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica's Boyfriend: Yeah. Y’know, the hazelnut actually not a nut, it’s a seed.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica's Boyfriend: Can anyone else name a well known seed that’s been masquerading as a nut?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Oh no! What’s the matter?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Was his question what’s more boring than him?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: That’s an idea! (To Chandler) Hey, if I hired an assistant, would-would you take money from her?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: That’s great! That would be great! Let’s do that!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(As Joey goes to the bathroom, Corporate Phoebe enters. She’s wearing a business suit and carrying a briefcase.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Ohh that’s so sweet! (Her cell phone rings.) Oh! Hang on! (Quickly grabs a cigarette and starts to light it as her phone rings.) Hang onnnnnn!!! (Gets the cigarette lighted and answers the phone.) (On phone.) Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, it’s a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, it’s okay. It’s okay, you’re allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? (She’s not quite sure of that one.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: And that’s Phoebe over there! (Points to her.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: (answering it) 1987, the day after Christmas, at Sean McMahon’s party. I played you one of my songs, y’know Interplanetary Courtship Ritual.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Rach, he’s a friend of ours.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Well it’s kinda hard to be friends with Drake because of his busy schedule and the fact that he’s not real.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: He’s coming over! He’s coming over!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (shaking Rachel’s hand) Hi!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Well, it’s always nice to meet the fans.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (turning and whispering to Monica) She’s not crazy is she?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! (Answering the phone.) Go!! Who’s this? (Listens) Oh okay, you’re gonna like working for me. What’s your name? (Listens) What kind of name is Brendy? I… Whatever… Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Uh-oh, it’s my boss!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: All right, here’s a list of things for you to do today. Man, this going to be so great! Thank you so much! All right, I got to go to work I’m delivering twins today, but only one of them is mine! (Exits.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: (yelling from Monica’s room) No-no!! No!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Come on Pheebs, it’s not that bad! Y’know most people would be excited if they didn’t have to work for a couple of weeks.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Honey, having a heart attack is nature’s way of telling you to slow it down.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I always thought having a heart attack was nature’s way of telling you to die! (Phoebe glares at him.) But you’re not gonna die. I mean, you are going to die, but you’re not gonna die today. I wish I was dead.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Let’s take a walk. (They start to leave.) Y’know maybe you should consider writing for Talking Out of Your Ass magazine! (They exit.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: (To Ross) So what’s going on with you?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Oh that’s not so bad.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and you’re-you’re-you’re rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybody’s watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Sorry. So how’s it going with Joey?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Yeah! She’s right in there! (Points to Phoebe’s room.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: All right, and over there is Brady’s Pub where I like to unwind after a long day of surgeoning.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Why? (In Drake’s voice.) Why can’t the world stop turning, just for a moment? Just for us?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Uh, yeah but uh, (In Drake’s voice) I may have said those things before but, I never truly meant them. Until now.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: That’s a line from the show too!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: (approaching) Here you go Joe, here’s the freshly squeezed orange juice you asked for. (Hands it to him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Thanks! (Looks at it.) Yeah, there’s pulp in that. (Hands it back.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: It’s not all juice! (Rachel quickly gets out of the way.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Carol our sex life is—it’s just not working…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Well I don’t know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carol’s shocked and obviously doesn’t like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesn’t like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, y’know we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Oh my God! That’s great! Oh wow! (Hugs him.) You’re a published writer! I wish I had a present for you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: It’s not mayonnaise!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: What’s this?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Oh my God! That’s great! Congratulations! What’s the story?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Oh you wouldn’t uh, care. It’s just a stupid comic book story.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Well, y’know it’s none of my business, but aren’t you married?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh, it’s so easy for you I mean, you’re not married, you get to have sex with who ever you want!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: It’s not like, I haven’t any opportunities. I mean, y’know, I’m just waiting for the perfect guy. I’m seeing this guy Roger, all right? He’s not perfect, but umm, I think maybe I should just get it over with. Y’know, give him my flower.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Rachel! I’m never gonna think it’s okay for you to cheat on your husband!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: The hospital, Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room. Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: No! It’s not a cigarette! The smoke is coming out of me!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: (To Monica) Yeah, she’s fired.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Rachel and Barry’s bedroom, Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives. Of course it’s a Dr. Drake Remoray scene. It’s set in a hospital room, and Dr. Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Dr. Drake Remoray: That’s right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, you’re not a real doctor! And that woman’s brain, is fine!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Okay! (She picks up the phone, Joey’s phone number, and starts to dial.) Here we go! Okay! (On phone.) Hi, Joey! It’s Rachel! Umm, I am free tomorrow night. Yeah, sure, sure I can bring some sandwiches.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

{Transcriber’s Note: This is where Part II begins, which means this is now episode 616.}

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Oh. (He takes the notepad she was using and looks at it.) Wow! (Flips to another page.) Huh. (Flips another page.) Boy! (Flips another page.) Well, someone’s been doing their homework. (Flips two more pages.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Yeah? Well, I-I think Ben’s asleep.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Hey, how’s it going?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Listen Phoebe, he’s right. People are not supposed to have heart attacks at 31.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Ohh, I mean it’s just so realistic!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh, I probably shouldn’t—so I will! (Joey starts making her refill and Rachel notices that rain thing Joey has.) Oh! Wow! It’s like it’s raining!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: It’s uh, right through there. (Points.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Okay. (Starts to go.) God y’know, if someone told me a week ago that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbiani’s apartment…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Yeah, life’s pretty great isn’t it?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Dr. Roger: Y’know, it’s funny, but when we were studying communicable diseases…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: No-no-no, no! It’s sensual!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Dr. Roger: I’m sorry sweetie, it’s the hospital. The food looks great, maybe save me some?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holding Susan’s coat.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Well, I could make it seem like he’s here. (Imitates him.) "Here’s some little known facts about cous-cous. They didn’t add the second cous until 1979." (Mumbles something further.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Stop it!! That’s not funny!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: No. He’s not a horrible guy.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Hey that’s what I tell girls about me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: It’s harder for me! I have those four other women to compete with!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Stop it! We’re doing this! Let’s do it!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Yeah, let’s just forget it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: That’s the couch.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Monica’s bedroom, she has just lost her flower to Chandler.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Because I’m married. That’s right, I am a married woman! And I came to a TV star’s apartment to have an affair! Uck!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: That’s ridiculous! I’m not a "Star," just a regular famous actor.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Yes! Yes!! And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a good person. Okay, you’ve had the chance to cheat, and with me, but you didn’t. And that’s what this ring stands for.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: But I thought that ring stood for Caprice’s undying love for her brother.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Phoebe’s hospital room, Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(She goes out into the hall and when she’s there and the door is closed; she rips off her robe to reveal her work clothes.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Let’s go! Come on! Move it! (Grabs her coat.) Come on! (To an old man who’s holding her shoes and briefcase.) Shoes! Briefcase! (Takes them both.) Thanks Lou, good luck with the gall bladder. (She leaves.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (not quite sure of how to answer that) Well uh, look Ross I uh, I think Carol’s great and I’m sure you’re a very attractive man, but I….

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Look, it’s just did, did you ever go to a party and think, "Would really anyone miss me if I weren’t here?"

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: It’s just, my part seemed to be over pretty quickly and then, and then there was a lot of waiting around.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Oh. Oh right! Right! Because you’re still seeing him and uh, he’s a good guy. I mean, I remember a time when… (He fakes falling asleep.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Great! It’s so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was so nervous, but then after being with you I’m all like, "Can the doctor see me now?"

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Rachel and Barry’s bedroom, Rachel is returning from her disastrous attempt at an affair to find that Barry was much, much more successful with his.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh that’s right! I’m sorry! I-I am early! Finish! Please!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Phoebe’s office, she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Surprise! Look who’s back!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: That’s all right, I’ll work here. This is goo, next to this plant. (She picks a place in the lobby next to a plant.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Oh, so this is all about money! Y’know it’s bad enough that—Ow! Oh, you have got to be kidding!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: (to Arthur, he’s the guy calling 9-1-1) Dumbass!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Woman: Hey Pheebs! How’s it going?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: That-that’s always good news. Are you okay?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Me? I’m great! I’m fine! I’m sooo good!! But, you know who’s not great?! Men! You’re a man right Ross?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Let me uh, let me ask you something, do wedding vows mean squat to you people?! And why is it that the second we tell you we’re going out of town, bamn there you are in bed with the neighbor’s dog walker?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Didn’t you spend last night at Joey’s?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Look I-I don’t know what’s going on with you and your husband and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: She is not… (Realizes) She’s gay. Oh my God. She is so gay! I can’t believe this.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see… One of them won’t do it, but the second one will set you free… Tell all your hate and anger, it’s time to say good-bye… And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die! La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la……

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Doug: No-no, I heard what you said, funny. I like funny. (Chandler starts to leave) This team is about hard work, but it’s also about having fun. Good to have you aboard Bing! (smacks him on the butt, and Chandler leaves shocked.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Dr. Long: (To Joey) Uh, if you have any questions, here’s some information on Braxton-Hicks. (Hands Joey a pamphlet.) Oh and by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in. You’re gonna make a wonderful father.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Ross: Chandler’s gone again!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

(At that Phoebe’s eyes open in shock.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Billy: It’s me, I’ve been sleeping with your wife.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Monica: That’s that weird voice again.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Rachel: Oh mom, I swear I’m not an idiot. I’ve read all kinds of books on pregnancy and giving birth, but I-I just didn’t think to read the part about what to do when the baby comes. And-and then guess what? The baby’s coming and I don’t know what to do. Oh, can I throw up in my diaper genie?

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Joey: Yeah. No-no I-I know I might not win, but it’s just…I’ve never even been nominated before! I want it so much.

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Ginger: Okay. It’s just like anything else, you just have to get used to it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Phoebe: Whatever, it’s the perfect end to the perfect weekend anyways.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Rachel: I mean I’m probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. And I mean what’s 2%? That’s nothing.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: See? (Does his laugh.) Here we go. (Starts walking her to their room, and has to pass in front of Mr. Geller who’s sitting at the table and Mrs. Geller who’s standing next to him.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Ross: It’s over.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Monica: It’s very interesting, Phoebe.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Phoebe: Yeah, it’s about relationships. Y’know? The traps, the pitfalls, what not to do, keep going. This stuff is great!

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Mark: Actually, it’s kinda my fault. I-I quit today.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Joanna: Bing! That’s a great name.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Joey: Thata girl! Huh? We should get out of here; there’s a new class comin’ in.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

The Interviewer: So, let’s talk about women. I’m sure our female readers will be interested to know about your romantic life.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Ross: (angrily) Who’s your roommate?

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Rachel: That’s right Joey, the chair angel came in and heeled your chair. (She sits down in the chair.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: Remember the Russian satellite, Sputnik? (They all look at him.) Well, I’m a potato or a…spud. And these are my antennae. (Points to the colander with an old TV antenna glued on top that he’s wearing.) So Sputnik, becomes… (They’re still confused) Spud-nik. Spudnik!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Carol: No. But it’s okay, I’ll just put out pickles or something.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Monica: It’s hard for some people!

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Ross: That’s correct. Ladies?

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Rachel: Wow! I mean, I just—I can’t, I can’t believe this. Y’know, I mean you think you know someone even, even Phoebe who’s always been somewhat of a question mark.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Eric: No-no it’s not! I don’t want to lose you! It’s-it’s like I was saying to Ursula when I was making love to her and I thought she was you—Yeah it is too weird.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: But I do know that it’s some time tomorrow.

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Chandler: (to Joey) Well he’s probably mad after you called him this morning to borrow his goggles.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Billy: So it’s-it’s not heeled yet?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Phoebe: Ugh! No! This is so hard! I went through this whole book (Holds up a book) and found nothing! I want a name that’s really like, y’know strong and confident, y’know? Like-like Exxon.

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Ross: Who’s Chip?

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Phoebe: Alright, well, maybe now it’s not okay.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Monica: It’s like two miles!

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Brenda: I think I know what’s going on here.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Joey: What? What’s wrong?

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Helena: (to Chandler’s back) Oh look, a standing ovation already! So early in the show. Oh turn around honey; let me see your pretty face. (He slowly turns around. Helena recognizes him.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

Ross: Well, as much as I’d like to meet Josh and warn him, Emily and I aren’t going to be here. All right? I mean, she’s going to come by first to say good-bye, and then I’ve got a whole special evening planned. So I’m sorry, no party.

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

[cut to Chandler and Joey’s apartment, Tommy is using the phone]

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

All: That’s great! Hey! Excellent!

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Joey: She made me switch to light Mayo. That’s it! That’s all I got! And, you know what? It tastes the same and my pants fit better!

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Rachel: It’s a trifle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch. [Joey and Ross make impressed faces] Then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef saut�ed with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like something’s wrong.] then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Phoebe: (to Monica, who’s entering) Hey, you’re early.

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, it’s probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women… So, as of 4 o’clock tomorrow, I’m either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

[Scene: Cousin Frannie’s Wedding Reception, Monica and Ross are entering and finding their table.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Monica: Oh, but it’s made her so happy.

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Joey: (pause) How’s that going?

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

[Scene: The beach house, it’s still raining. Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

(They kiss and both put their hands on the other’s face like Jessica would do.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Voice: What is the name of your roommate who is very, very sorry and would do anything… (Joey realizes it’s Chandler and hangs up the phone in anger.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Joey: No, no, no, no! He’s fine! Look, look, look! (picks up the ball) Here’s your ball! Get your ball! Get your ball! (he throws the ball and it bounces right next to the dog) Get your ball! My God, what have I done to you, huh? I broke the dog! Pheebs, I broke the dog!

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Gunther: It’s all right. Sweetheart.

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Rachel: Chandler gets it! It’s Chandler Bing!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

[cut to inside Central Perk, we see Ross quietly tapping on the window, desperately trying to get the gang’s attention, while Tommy is still screaming at him]

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Mr. Douglas: I see. I guess you never really know what’s goin’ on inside a person’s head.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Ross: That’s right good things, that-that is what I said. (glances at Monica)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey: Sure, it’s hard to forget! But that doesn’t mean you have to talk about it! A lot of things happened on that trip that we should never, (to Chandler) ever talk about.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Rachel: Ohh! That’s so great!

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Chandler: So Rachel’s all moved out huh? How are you taking it?

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Joey: Look it’s not that bad. So what, it blocks a little of your door, a little of my door.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Monica: I missed this apartment! Now, this is a grown-up’s apartment! Y’know, I-I should be with a grown-up, do you know what I mean?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Hey, you know what you can do? I remember reading about this director, I think it was Orson Wells, who at the beginning of the movie would hire somebody, just so he could fire them in front of everybody. Then they would all know, who’s boss.

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Emily: Oh. (She’s shocked and hugs him.) Thank you. (She boards the plane.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Ross: Oh y’know, I still—I can’t believe it. Joey and Rachel I mean it’s… It’s like you and me going out, only weirder!

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

Chandler: Okay, now let’s decide who has the nicest ass.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Joey: Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she’s like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Phoebe: That’s weird.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Monica: That’s right. That’s right. And that is why you can’t stay here tonight. And probably why you shouldn’t come to the wedding.

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Rachel: That’s weird, she locked the door.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Pete’s]

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

(The rest of the gang runs away, except for Ross who’s tramped inside his car. To hide he puts the top up as Monica, Rachel, and Joey come running past.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Rachel: Oh y’know what honey? Let’s not talk about that right now?

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Ross: Look, you guys I just wanna say, I really, really appreciate you spending this time with me. It’s been a pretty hard time right now, so I just wanna say thanks.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Phoebe: YOU DID NOT!!!! Oh! No! You came up with Relaxi Cab! That’s not good.

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Phoebe: Oh no, it is forbidden! No-no, Mrs. Potter fires people for fooling around with clients. And it’s against my oath as a masseuse.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Chandler: Janice I didn’t even know you were pregnant! Who’s the unwitting human who’s essence you’ve stolen?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Chandler: No, actually Laurie’s a boy.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Monica: Umm. Well, there’s Rachel, and umm, I think that’s it. How bout you?

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Rachel’s Boss: Now Mr. Kaplan Sr. likes his coffee strong, so your gonna use two bags instead of one, see. Now pay attention, ‘cause this part’s tricky, see some people use filters just once.

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Ross: Yeah, but when the baby comes she’s gonna want to move.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

[Scene: Monica and Chandler’s bedroom, he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Joey: No-no, it’s uh, it’s Heston.

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Joey: Wh-what’s going on?

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Ross: Huh? Oh-oh, it was fine. Uh, it was just a misunderstanding. She didn’t want me to go with her. She just wanted to let me know that she’s going to Florida for spring vacation.

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Rachel: Tommyyyy! Say, what’s your favourite thing about summer?

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Rachel: Beefsteak Charlie’s?

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Joey: Spock’s birth control.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Ross: Oh, it looks like mom and dad’s house. Oh, it even has a tree with a broken limb out front and the uh, the window in the attic is…Oh my God!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Monica: What’s the matter?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Chandler: Monica’s gotta have the phone in the right place and—(Frantic babbling.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

The Dry Cleaner: That’s my wife!!! Get out! (Starts yelling at him in Russian, and I’m betting he’s not saying pleasant things about him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Ross: Good! That’s good!

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Rachel: No I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I don’t have any of those things. That’s why it’s so funny. (Runs into her room crying.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Phoebe: No, no, that’s the ghost for the attic.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Phoebe: And also, we don’t know what to do with this. (She turns on a switch and the girl’s nipples light up.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Rachel: Okay, two things didn’t happen. Remember I told you that someone made out with Ralph Lauren in the copy room? Well, it turns out that’s not true.

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Ross: And that’s funny, why?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Rachel: Oh but Joey, I have to go. There’s no room for a baby here.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: Now, there’s two reasons.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4