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'S' in a movie sentence | examples for 'S' from movies

Chandler: Do you think that there’s a town in Missouri or some place called Sample? And ah, as you’re driving into town there’s-there’s like a sign, and it says “You’re in Sample.” (He says it like urine sample.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

[Two guys walk over and interrupt her. They’re both names you’ve already heard. One’s Billy Crystal. Yes, that Billy Crystal from City Slickers. The other one is Robin Williams. Yes, that Robin Williams from Mrs. Doubtfire.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Billy Crystal: I’m sorry. Ex-excuse us. I’m sorry, it’s a little crowded. Do you mind if we... (motions to the couch)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Pete’s]

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Robin: Why? Why?! What’s wrong with me?!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Billy: What’s the matter?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Robin: Well y'know, he’s got access.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Robin: Y'know it’s that feeling you get, y'know?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Billy: Like when you go bowling and you know you’re in somebody else’s shoes?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Robin: That’s the one.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Phoebe: All right, so, so you went to Pete’s...

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Robin: Why is this happening to me?! I don’t know, maybe it’s my wound.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Billy: So it’s-it’s not heeled yet?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Robin: No-no, it’s ooozing, oozing. (to Rachel) Could you pass me the cream? Is there any—Oh, there’s the cream.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Billy: It’s me, I’ve been sleeping with your wife.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Monica: He wanted to tell me he’s gonna compete is some ultimate fighting competition thingy.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Monica: I don’t know exactly. It’s-it’s sorta like wrestling.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Joey: And it’s not fake, it’s totally brutal.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: Yeah, it’s two guys in a ring, and the rules are: “They’re are no rules.”

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Monica: So you can like, bite, and pull people’s hair and stuff?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Monica: What’s fish hooking?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Ross: Huh, what’s fish hooking... (Joey sticks his finger in Ross’s mouth and pulls on his cheek, y'know like when you hook a fish.) (to Joey, sarcastic) Thanks man, that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

[Scene: Chandler’s office, he is just finishing a meeting with his boss.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Doug: So thanks for the warm welcome. It’s good to have you guys on my team, and I come to play. I hope you do too. Now, let’s go out there and get ‘em! Huh? And remember, there is no ‘I’ in team.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: Yes, but there’s two in martini, soo everybody back to my office.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Doug: (to Chandler) You! Chuckles! What’s your name?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: Oh it’s Bing, sir. I’m sorry , I was just ah...

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Doug: No-no, I heard what you said, funny. I like funny. (Chandler starts to leave) This team is about hard work, but it’s also about having fun. Good to have you aboard Bing! (smacks him on the butt, and Chandler leaves shocked.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Ross: (on phone) That’s right, Ryder. Wynona Ryder for six. (listens) Thank you. (hangs up) (to the gang) Yeah, we have the reservations.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Monica: I gotta tell ya, I think it’s okay to be that guy.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Joey: Yeah, maybe it’s like y'know, that jock thing. Y'know how football players pat each other after touchdowns. (pats Ross on the butt)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Phoebe: You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. She’s yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Rachel: Oh! (laughs) That’s fine.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Hoshi: It’s just hard when I know I have e-mail I can’t get!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Phoebe: Yeah, she was bald, she’s not now.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Phoebe: Oh no, Bonnie’s the best!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

[Scene: Chandler’s office, Chandler is bent over getting some water as his boss approaches.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Doug: Bing! (Chandler stands bolt upright and turns around to face him.) Read your Computech proposal, a real homerun. (He goes to slap his butt, but Chandler slides over making him miss.) Ooh. Barely got ya that time, get over here. Come on. (Chandler goes over) Wham! (slaps him on the butt) Good one. That was a good one. (to a couple of Chandler’s co-workers) Keep at it team. (goes into his office)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: Well, that’s not true, he-he smacked you once.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Ross: Yeah, it’s the Ultimate Fighting Combo. Yeah, I saved thirty cents, plus I get to keep the cup. Yay!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Announcer: From New York City, New York! Appearing in his Ultimate Fighting Championship debut! He’s known for his confrontational business style. Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing Pete Beck-errrr!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Announcer: And his opponent, from Hunnington Beach, California! He’s a 300 pound street fighter, Tank Abbottttttt!!!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Monica: (going up to the ring) Pete! Pete!! That guy’s pretty huge!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Pete: Don’t worry, Hoshi taught me how to use an opponent’s strength and weight against him.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Ross: All right! You go get him! Let’s go!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Referee: Here we go gentlemen, here we go! (to Tank Abbott) Are you ready? (He nods, and takes out his teeth) (to Pete) Are you ready? (Pete nods, “Yes.”) Let’s get it on!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Monica: Hey! (she sits down next to him) It’s me. Mon-i-ca! Can I just tell you how proud I am of you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Pete: Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dad’s garage, there was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I learned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Ross: Hey! How long until Pete’s fight?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Ross: What? Oh! I gotta tell you, I-I wasn’t expecting to like her at all, I mean I actually wasn’t expecting to like anyone right now, but she’s really terrific.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Phoebe: Ohh, that’s too bad!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Ross: Pheebs, I think she’s great. Okay? We’re going out again.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: (joining them) Hey! Which one’s my turkey burger?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Joey: (sticking his head out the window) Hey, the fight’s starting!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: Nine times! Okay, I had to put on lotion! But, it’s gonna be okay, because as of tomorrow I’m conducting an experiment, and if all goes as planned, my butt will be smack free.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Joey: (sticking his head out the window) Fight’s over!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

[Scene: Chandler’s office, Chandler is confronting his boss about the butt smacking thing. His boss is writing on a white board.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Doug: Well, I got tanked myself last night. Pretty dicey drive home, Tapanzi Bridge never looked smaller. (laughs) That’s okay, you’re still my number one guy! (slaps him on the butt) Bing!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: No, no. It-it’s not about the swearing, it’s more about ah, the way, that you ah, occasionally, concentrate, your enthusiasm on my buttock.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: Oh, and don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the sentiment. It’s just that I, I have a rather, sensitive posterior, and ah, besides, it’s making all the other guys jealous.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Rachel: (seeing Ross and Bonnie inside Central Perk) Oh my God! Phoebe look, it’s Ross and that girl.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Phoebe: No! No! Look at that! (drags her away from the window) It’s a line of ants! They’re working as a team!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Phoebe: (looking in the window) Right, oh yeah. Wow, oh, it looks like Ross is breaking up with her. Uff, I hope he lets her down easy. Let’s go.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Rachel: Come on Phoebe, look at that! They are not breaking up, look at them. Okay that’s, you know what that is? That is a, that is a second date, that’s what that is! Look at that, she just put her hand on his thigh...

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Rachel: Ohh! (walking away from the window) Phoebe, this is all your fault! Now he loves her, he’s gonna marry her, and this is all your fault.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Pete: It’s okay, it’s not as bad as it looks, it’s a precaution. Ah, I’m not supposed to move my spine.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Pete: Y'know I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right forearm, and a severely bruised Adam’s Apple, but that really hurt.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

[Scene: Chandler’s office, he is just finishing up a meeting with his boss and the rest of his team.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: No. No, not at all, that’s-that’s ridiculous.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

TV Announcer: Pete Becker is circling the ring now. It looks like, he’s just trying to feel him out. Oh, Bruiser is just...

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Joey: Check it out, he’s winning! (to Monica) Pete’s winning!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Phoebe: Wait, if that’s his favourite area, why is he being so mean to it?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Ross: (Stepping in between them.)Okay! Okay! That’s it!! Parents!! Parents!! Back away!! All right, this is our wedding day!   From now on everyone gets along, and if I hear one more word. NO GRANDCHILDREN! (Pointing at his mother.) That’s right!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: Ah… Ah…Get out of here! (The couple retreats. Ross starts looking through the previously mentioned book as a beautiful woman walks into the section.) Uh, meeting someone? Or-or are you just here to brush up on Marion’s views on evolution?

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Isabella: It’s laminated!

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Chandler: Hi, my name’s Chandler. I just moved in next door and I was wondering if you would be interested in battling me in a post-apoplectic world for control of the galaxies last remaining energy source?

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Ross: Wha—? Oh, come on. You didn’t have to—saltwater taffy?! (Mona laughs) Thanks! This is interesting. You know, most people think this is made with sea water, but it’s actually made with, uh, salted fresh water. That’s not interesting.

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Rachel: Hey, y’know what? I’m not waiting! I’m gonna push this baby out! I’m doing it! I mean it’s what? Three centimeters? That’s gotta be like this! (Holds her hands a couple inches apart.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: Mona umm…Clickclocken. The famous botanist? Huh? Oh no she’s uh—well she’s dead now. No, supposedly she was once quite the hottie of the plant world.

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Rachel: What? What? He’s interested in you. He-he likes your hair, he just wants to know how you got here.

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Rachel: Well, Joey probably thinks I’ll just embarrass him. Y’know, he thinks I’m some kind of a soap opera nut—Which I’m not! I’m not. Although I do know that your uh, your favorite ice cream flavor is butter pecan. (Starts stroking his arm) And uh, and that your-your dog’s name is Wally. Well look at that, I’m just stroking your arm.

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Phoebe: No, no, no, oh no-no-no, it’s has to be 800. (picks up the instruction manual to check the phone number) ‘Cause all those big companies have 800 numbers, every one. (Finds the number) Yeah, every big Utah-based company has one.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Phoebe: No reason, it’s just I know a single guy that cares about other people.

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Rachel: Thank you. (Gets up) Now are you sure? Because once I make a copy, there’s no turning back.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: Jeez, relax! It’s not like we’re mar-ah-ah!! (Runs out.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Joey: The reactor’s gonna blow in three seconds, we’re never gonna make it!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: It’s not a big deal. It’s, just it’s right here, (points to his eye) and it’s all the time.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Chandler: Thanks, it’s ah, Gaelic, for ‘Thy turkey’s done.’ So ah, I’m gonna go, nice, nice meeting you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Joey: (sadly) There will come a time in each of your careers when you’ll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor. I had such an opportunity in the recent, present. And I’m ashamed to say that I took it, I advised a fellow actor to play a role, homosexually. Yeah, we both auditioned for the part, and uh, as it turned out, they ah, they liked the stupid gay thing and cast him. And now, he’s got a two year contract opposite Susan Luchhi, the first lady of daytime television, and me, me I’m stuck here teaching a bunch of people, most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV. I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry. (he gets a huge round of applause from his students.) Thank you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Joey: Oh, want a good name, go with Joey. Joey’s your pal. Joey’s your buddy. "Where is everybody?" "Well, they’re hanging out with Joey."

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Guru Saj: Well, relax. If it makes you feel better, I’ve attended some of the finest medical schools in Central America. Well then, let’s take a look at this skin abnormality of yours. (motions to the table) Come on, have a seat. (looks at it) Eeh, huh. As I suspected, it’s a koondis!

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

[Scene: Ross’s apartment, Carol has come to pick up Ben.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Phoebe: (To Joey) How could you pick up a hitchhiker?! He could be a rape—(She holds her hand in front of the hitchhiker’s face), a rapist or a killer or something!

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Phoebe: (crossing her fingers and closing her eyes) Please don’t be a space ship. Please don’t be a space ship. (She turns on the light and looks around and finds that it’s the smoke detector that’s beeping.) Oh thank God! (She moves a chair over and starts to investigate how to make the beeping turn off, in frustration she yanks the thing off of the wall. She sets it down and heads for bed, just as she gets there it beeps again. She opens the cover and removes the battery, but it still beeps.) How could you be beeping?! I just disconnected you! I took out your battery! How can…

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Rachel: Yes! And I know what looks sexy on guys. Please, just wear what I suggest, and she’s gonna go nuts for you.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: All right, ladies and gentlemen, let’s poke. (they start to advance the giant poking device) Steady. Steady. Okay, a little higher. Careful of the angle. Okay, okay, we’re approaching the window (as he says this the camera cuts to their view of Ugly Naked Guy, so that we actually see him!) Thread the needle. Thread the needle.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Chandler: And that’s the only colour that comes in.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Rachel: Sophie’s desk.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Joey: Chandler, look they’re actors. They’re there to do a job, just ‘cause they work together, doesn’t mean they’re gonna get together. I mean just ‘cause it happened with Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins, it doesn’t mean it’s gonna happen with them.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Monica: No! Listen, I’m not gonna go through this with you again, okay. Just once I wanna beat when you can’t blame it on the broken nose, the buzzer, or the fact that you thought you were getting mono. Let’s just call this, tie score and it’s halftime.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Rachel: Well, I assume I’ll have to take showers with him, but y'know, that’s true of any job.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Sophie: Actually, that’s our three hole punch.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Russell: (interrupting) I’m sorry, is this the same Rachel who’s name you said at the altar in the second marriage?

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Monica: Ohhh, I knew you loved her! Then you need to go to the airport and tell her. You’re probably just gonna catch her just as she’s about to go to the gate. You’re gonna call out her name and say, "I love you!" And she’s gonna say, "I love you, too!" And you guys are going to have the most amazing kiss, everyone at the gate will applaud.

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Ross: That’s okay, I mean it was just two-week thing anyway, I just didn’t want it to end this way, y’know?

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Monica: No, no it’s going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably don’t say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, I’m-I’m saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she can’t because she’s dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember she’s dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didn’t see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesn’t get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Here’s to mom and dad! Whatever!

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Rachel: Yes! And not because I want you to go out with me, but because I don’t want you to go out with anybody! Okay? I know it’s a terrible thing to even think this, and it’s completely inappropriate, but I want you to be at my constant beck and call 24 hours a day! I’m very sorry, but that is just the way that I feel.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Rachel: Uh no, he’s not. Can I take a message?

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Chandler: Daddy. All right look, here’s the story. (Flashback to Chandler about to enter the steam room as he does the voice-over.) Well, we had just finished playing racquetball and we were gonna take a steam. I walk into the steam room and it was really steamy. (The flashback shows his glasses fog up and him trying to find his way around the steam filled room. He takes off his glasses.) So I take off my glasses and that’s when in happened.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel. Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably. There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel]

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Ross: I was their first born! They thought she was barren! It’s not my fault.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: Absolutely. (Turns back to the woman next to him.) So, twins... hah! That’s like two births. (He struggles again.) Ouch.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Joey: All right, look I’m sorry you guys, but it’s just that I gotta get these new head shots made. And they’re really expensive, y’know? I’m down to like three! Well, actually two ‘cause one of ‘em I kinda blackened in some teeth—Why did I do that?! (Hits himself in the head.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Joey: H-h-h-how’s the duck?

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Monica: Umm, okay. If it’s a boy it’s Daniel.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: (laughs) This is Chandler’s chicken. This is the turkey. (Sets down a huge turkey.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Will: That’s right! We said your parents flipped a coin, decided to raise you as a girl, but you still had a hint of a penis.

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Rachel: I will wake you up in a way that’s proved very popular in the past.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Chandler: Uhh yeah. Yeah, it’s (Points down the hall) right, right down there. (When he has Bob looking down the hall, he turns around and knocks his nameplate off of his door.) Right there, yeah. Can I ask you why?

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

[Cut to London, we sit Ross sitting outside Emily’s apartment. We hear Emily’s phone ring with amazing clarity. Apparently, sound travels quite easily through the walls of British buildings. Anyhoo, Ross looks around for the ringing phone and in the meantime Emily’s answering machine picks up and once again with amazing clarity we hear Emily say…]

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Phoebe: A new grocery store. The universe said I was going to meet a nice guy and that’s what they gave me? (Looks up) When I get up there I’m going to kick some ass.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Ross: Uh, y’know what? I’ll tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principal’s office wearing nothing but a catcher’s mitt!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Guys! Guys! Come on! It’s Thanksgiving, it’s not important who wins or loses. The important thing is, (to Joey) the Dutch girl picked me! Me! Not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you, Amsterdam! Good night!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Rachel: But Joey the baby is going to be crying, it’s going to be loud.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Announcer: Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the score board. Someone has a special question to ask. (on the screen there’s written ‘Julie, will you marry me?’ and goes on to show a guy kneeling down in front of a girl holding out a ring to her)

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact (he’s in last on Hot Air Skyway to be more exact) as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old. He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Chandler: All right, let’s break this down. What exactly did he say to you?

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Phoebe: No! It’s not a cigarette! The smoke is coming out of me!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Well I don’t know remember exactly but, it’s-it’s pretty much about having and giving and sharing and receiving.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Y’know actually it does have a very interesting history. Uh, this street is the first street in the city to have an underground sewer system. (Kristen crinkles her nose at that.) Before that sewage and waste would just flow right down the street. Yeah, sometimes ankle deep! (He stops when he realizes what he’s talking about.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Rachel: But I thought that ring stood for Caprice’s undying love for her brother.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Yeah! And you have so many more choices than you do with men’s underwear!

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

Phoebe: Yeah. (She notices some guy putting a coat on his girlfriend is trying to remember where he’s seen her before.) (To him) You’re trying to figure out where you know me from? All right, I’ll give you a hint. From porn! Okay? (He tries to rush his girlfriend out.) Yeah your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie! (To Joey) See?

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

(Suddenly there’s a noise off stage and the camera on Joey swings around.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Ross: Right! Right! I just—I want you to know that I’m going to be there through this whole thing, okay? Okay? The doctor’s appointments, the uh, the Lamaze classes, uh baby-proofing the apartment—Although we could probably worry about that ‘til after we get married.

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

Rachel: Uh, let’s rip!

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Rachel: I’m funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, I’ve got a ton of these! Umm, oh hear—Do you want a good one? Here’s a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right? (Does so.) And then you say to person, I bet you can’t roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, they’re left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, and y’know you-you deserve to win. And-and y’know I was thinking about it, if-if you’re Monica’s maid of honor that means I get to be yours.

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Mr. Geller: I understand completely, there’s nothing more horrifying than embarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws. As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy I was unemployed, and her father asked me what I did for a living and I told him I was a lawyer.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Chandler: So Steve said he had to go to the doctor. And Steve’s doctor’s name is Doctor Muppy. So I said, ‘Doctor Monkey?’ And that is how the whole Doctor Monkey thing came up. (He slams his feet up on the table to emphasize his point.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Emily: Oh, no-no-no, that’s not rude! It’s perfectly in keeping with a trip that I’ve already been run down by one of your wiener carts, and been strip-searched at John F. Kennedy Airport, apparently to you people, I look like someone who’s got a balloon full of cocaine stuffed up their bum.

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Rachel: Oh, I wanna quit, but then I think I should stick it out, then I think why would such a person stay in such a demeaning job, just because it’s remotely related to the field they’re interested in.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Monica: Aww, sweetie, but it’s not like you’re not gonna have anything. You’re gonna have nieces and nephews, and some ways that’s even better.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Chandler: She’s moving on! Okay, if it’s not this guy, it’s gonna be somebody else! And unless you’re thinking about subletting my peep hole, you are going to have to get used to the fact that the relationship is over! Okay, man? It’s over.

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Chandler: No-no-no-no, the game’s not over, we’re just switching teams.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

[Scene: Mac’s Office, Mac is talking to C.H.E.E.S.E. about their case.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Chandler: Yes! It’s flown into your blouse and you’d better undo your buttons lest it sting you!

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Monica: You are both idiots. The joke is not funny, and it’s offensive to women, and doctors, and monkeys! You shouldn’t be arguing over who gets credit, you should be arguing over who gets blamed for inflicting this horrible joke upon the world! Now let it go! The joke sucks!

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

(We see that Ross is taking off Jill’s coat.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Monica: (To Chandler) Look honey, you don’t have to do this, okay? It’s the strength you have inside that means the most to me. You’re loyal, you’re honest, and you have integrity! That’s the kind of strength that I want in the man that I love!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Ross: So is everybody here? I got here a little early myself. Let us begin. Now, the hydrosaurids have been unearthed in two main locations. (He moves to the map and we see why he made it to class on time, he’s wearing in-line skates and hasn’t taken them off.) Here. (Points to the map, somewhere in the Middle East, then spins on the skates and points to the map.) Here. (China.) Now as for the hydrosaurs…

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

[Another series of flashbacks begins with Episode 413: The One With Rachel’s Crush, Joey is telling Rachel and Phoebe how he picks up women.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: I’m totally screwed. Okay, they are gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night, and then they’re gonna go to their cast parties and he’s gonna try to undermine me. Y'know it’ll be like, "So where’s your boyfriend, what’s-his-name, Chester?" And she’ll go, "No-no-no, it’s Chandler." And he’ll go, "Whatever. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Joey: Well, that’s really a different question.

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Joey: (entering) That’s my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, I’m sorry I’m a little late. You may be confused by this now, (He’s still in costume) but you won’t be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, let’s get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. I’ve known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as I’ve left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Chandler’s bedroom, they are relaxing in sexual bliss.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Ross: What’s up with the greed Joe?

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Phoebe: I did it! One mile on a hippity-hop! That’s it!! That’s everything I wanted to do before I was thirty. Oh, except I wanted to patch things up with my sister. But oh well. Yay!! (They all cheer again.) And-and girls this thing is a Godsend if you know what I mean. (Rachel and Monica look intrigued and as they all head into Central Perk, Rachel picks up the hippity-hop that Phoebe left behind.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Joey: (crying) You didn’t cry when Bambi’s mother died?

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Mona: Uh, that’s okay. You can dance with her first.

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

[Scene: The Bings�. Monica in bathrobe, merely covered. Someone�s knocking at the door.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

The Cooking Teacher: Oh Alessandro’s! I love that place!

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Monica: Ross is really strong! Okay, he’s the strongest out of all three of you! (Joey looks at her.) Except for Joey.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: Oh, yes. Well it’s very beautiful. It’s cream-colored and tight [Realizes what he just said and looks worried. Monica and Ross also looked shocked. Judy and Jack give Chandler a very dirty look.] I don’t mean tight, I mean it’s not too tight, not that I was looking at-[giving up all hope, he puts his head into his hands.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Chandler: Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben. (Tries to get her to drink a little more from the bottle when he suddenly smells something. It’s times like these I’m glad Smell-O-Vision hasn’t been invented.) Do you know what Pheebs? When you’re done over there, we kinda have a situation over here too. (Phoebe is changing hers.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Okay, could you just stop talking for a second? (Thinks) Yemen. That’s right, yes, I’m being transferred to Yemen!

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Phoebe: Oh. Well umm, okay here’s a weird thing. My mother was also a supply manager.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

(Ross makes an "I was right, and you weren’t face." And Rachel does Ross’s little I’m-flicking-you-off-but-I’m-not-giving-you-the-finger banging of the fists.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Mona: Okay. Okay, here’s a good one of us.

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Rachel: Yeah Pheebs, honey, she just got engaged a couple of hours ago. I doubt she’s even had time to…

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

[Scene: Chandler and Joey’s, they are admiring the entertainment center]

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Rachel: Awe! (Emma laughs) Oh my God! Looks, she’s a little dare-devil! Oh, let me push, can I push?

"Friends", season 10, episode 7