words in movies
Monica: That was that girl Megan! She booked the Swing Kings on the day of our wedding and said that I couldnt have them back unless I gave her the dress!
Ross: So they said our table will be ready in just a few minutes.
Kristen: You said the waiter ate my crab cake.
Rachel: I said Ill do it!
CHANDLER: Well she totally called me on it, okay. She said, 'cut it out, get real', and I did.
Chandler: I thought you said those jokes were funny. Joke! Joke! Joke!
Ross: Well, I-I want to give her another chance, yknow? She lives so close. And, at the end of the date, the other time, she-she said something that wasif she was kidding was very funny. On the other hand, if she wasnt kidding, shes not fun, shes stupid, and kind of a racist.
Aurora: Yes, you said that.
Rachel: You know what, we just say that she said it was 5 o'clock. We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time. (When she finishes talking, a note is pushed from under Monica's and Chandler's door, into the hall. Ross picks it up and reads it out loud)
Ross: No you didn't. You said you would, but you never did!
Joey: Estelle said I didn't get it. (Sits down next to Rachel on the couch.)
Monica: My God! Chandler, we said be 'aloof' not 'a doof'.
Monica: Phoebe, I thought you said you know what youre doing?
Rachel: Oh, great! Well, then I'm gonna take Emma to see him. I wonder why Ross said that he died.
Monica: I thought you said you were going to do nothing.
Phoebe: Really? So she said, she didnt wanna live with me anymore?
Chandler: Well you know that thing you said before, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrigued.
Monica: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said.
ROSS: Um . . . ah . . . you know, I'm divorced.� Um, Phoebe, ah . . . Phoebe said you . . . You've been divorced?
Ross: Hi. She said yes.
Joey: It was so stupid, I said some stuff in an interview that I shouldnt have said. But believe me, thats not gonna happen today.
Phoebe: Well, they said that I had to think about it first, but what is there to think about? Im gonna be giving them the greatest gift you can possibly give.
Ross: Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that Im gonna be at that airport and I hope that shell be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachels name, but it didnt mean anything, Okay? Shes-shes just a friend and thats all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) Thats all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I cant imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that youll tell her that.
Phoebe: As a matter of fact she said that's how I am going to die. (pause ) So, excuse me for being a little skittish.
Kiki: Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, aaand it's true!
Monica: Ok. Hold on. (her mobile phone rings) Geller here! No! I said it has to be there by 4 o'clock. Goodbye. (she hangs up) Oh, how hard it is to make an ice sculpture?
Monica: (faking joy. Rubbing her stomach and smiling at the same time, like Joey said) Mmmm! Its good!
Joey: Hey, Phoebe, I asked you, and you said it was okay.
ROSS: Get away from me I said no!
Chandler: Im not freaking out. Why would I be freaking out? A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday. (Does one of those Chandler noises.)
Chandler: And thank you for explaining to us what escrow means... I've already forgotten what you said, but thank you.
Joey: Well, I had the audition but Gunther said I had to stay here and be in charge so he could go get his hair dyed. So, I went anyway, and then he fired me.
Rachel: Yes, you do. When we left, you said, "got the keys."
JOEY: Naa, they said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in that the only doctor that could have saved me was me. Supposed to be some kind of irony or somethin.
Joey: Look, its not that easy. She said she wanted to marry me. I dont want to hurt her.
Joey: Uh, wow, you just said a bunch of stuff I didnt know there.
Chandler: (realizes what Ross just said and the implications to him) I am mad! But you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna forgive you! Because that's what friends do! They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said, all on the list there. Well, but I want you to remember that I forgave you.
Monica: He said he's really gonna miss you guys. (dubious look)
Monica: You said you loved me! I can't believe this!
Chandler: If you said, "Big lima bean, bubbling up." Would she understand the difference?
Rachel: Oh it was great! It was great! I went down there just like you said, y'know? And we talked business. Kim totally took my opinions.
Joey: She really said that?
Chandler: Well, that's what we said about Joey...
Phoebe: Yeah. But Sergei said it took the Germans six weeks to get all the way across it.
ROSS: Basically he told me to get over myself and just do it, ya know. So I though about what you said and I though about what he said and, well, his way I get to have sex tonight so. . .
Monica: No, it was Ginger. I remember, because when he told me, I said, (singing) the movie star.
Monica: (to Rachel) Hey! Joey said no autographs! But if she's gettting one, then I want one too: To Monica. And none of this "best wishes" crap. I want "love".
Chandler: Well, I don't know what mad him so mad, y'know? All I said was that uh, I didn't think this wasn't gonna be his big break, that this movie wasn't going to do anything for him, and that uh, y'know it didn't sound like a real movie--Okay, he should've pushed me off of the bridge.
Monica: (going over to listen at the door) Rachel said everything was okay.
Monica: All right. Have you said, "I love you?" You could say, I love you.
Rachel: You said that she was, I just didnt disagree with you.
Ross: (goes over to Julio) Come here, here, come here, come here, (pause) Mrs. Buffay. Sorry, about what I said, umm, it was, it was insensitive of me to say that you were just a cat. When clearly you are also the reincarnated spirit, of my friends mother.
Rachel: Yeah well, not anymore I can't. He fired us! What are we gonna do? We have to find a pediatrician. Wait wait, Monica said that when you guys were growing up, you really liked your doctor. What was his name?
Joey: I did that too! They wouldnt give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again theyd call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them Im missing a ring!"
Ross: Y'know how-how the nurse said that-that Nana had passed? Well, she's not, quite..
Chandler: Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said! Then I went over to Beefsteak Julies
Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know its a little sudden, and its a little rushed, and its totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesnt mean I cant. Right? I mean Im-Im crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.
Chandler: Oh, you do? Because she said you guys havent talked in like years.
CHANDLER: Why did you look at me when you said that?
Phoebe: He said you poked at him with wooden spoons.
Vince: Phoebe, Phoebe relax, its okay. I mean we never said this was exclusive.
Chandler: Nothing! I said, I said "You're so great" and then I just, I just stopped talking!
Chandler: Oh, he's in the back. The duck pissed him off, said that eggs came first.
Chandler: Something else I might have said?
Ross: Youre just saying that 'cause I said no to your name!
CAROL: Actually, he is getting closer on the talking thing. He can't quite say mama yet, but once he said yumen.
Ross: once you know the stories, its not that bad. First marriage, wifes hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second marriage, said the wrong name at the altar, a little my fault. Third marriage, well they really shouldnt allow you to get married when youre that drunk and have writing all over your face, Nevadas fault.
Phoebe: Well, but thats what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldnt even talk to me any more. Because he said he didnt wanna be around... anything that looked like either one of us.
Rachel: Please. If she said to you, "Ross, I want you on this couch, right here, right now," what would you say?
Joey: Well, I said that I (The gang jumps up and interrupts him.)
Joey: What?! Thats not fair! Its not my fault! I was off with my brides maid! And whos to say I wouldve even said yes?! (To Monica) I mean I wouldve said yes. Chandler look y-y-you are making way to big a deal out of this, all right? Look, everything worked out okay!
Monica: Oh Joey, Melanie called, said she's gonna be late.
Rachel: Oh my God, wait did II just said Greens dont quit didnt I? (Pause) (Angrily) Did I just say Greens dont quit?!
RACH: That's what I said.
CHANDLER: Who said anything about Christmas?
Monica: What I said was, was that I understood. Joeys the one who agreed with you!
Phoebe: Well, yknow I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, Nesele Tolouse.
Monica: That's Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it like Demi Moore.
Chandler: I did not say fat! I said, "Fa-aa-aw-ow "
Phoebe: Yeah. But I also believed her (points to the phone) when she said I was next.
PHOEBE: Well you said that he's paying the people who are playing.
Monica: No, look, she's obviously unstable, okay? I mean she's thinking about running out on her wedding day. (Rachel slowly turns and glares at her.) (Realizing what she just said.) Okay, fine! But I mean, look at the position she's putting him in! What's he gonna do? Ross is gonna run over there on the wedding day and break up the marriage?! I mean, who would do that?! (Rachel again turns and glares at her in disgust.) Okay, fine, all right, but that's y'know, it's different! Although it did involve a lot of the same people.
Joey: To her parents I think and she said you shouldnt call her. But if I were you I would.
Chandler: Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.
Phoebe: Oh, okay, I don't know what you just said, so let's get started.
RUSS: Oh, all she said was that I remind her too much of somebody. You have any idea who she's talking about?
RACHEL: Jean-Claude she said yes, I'll see you tonight. Thank you.
Rachel: That's what I said! Thank you for being so nice. (They hug.)
Chandler: But you said you forgave me. It was just a couple of cigarettes�no big deal.
Joey: Over there! (Points to the couch) Before, with the bills! You tried to give some charity, I said "No," you dropped it. Okay? Then we had a nice last night together, we had some fun, we gambled, nobody tried to give anybody any money! Now out of the blue, you start with the charity thing again!
Rachel: Joey, is what she just said ummOh my God. (Looks around the room.) You were actually gonna (Chandler picks this moment to return to the living room.) (Rachel stares in shock.)
Rachel: Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, lets talk about it!! How was she?
Danny: Oh, hey Rach! I thought we said seven?
Ross: Eh, her-her uncle already had planned on doing it. And yknow, we-we said our good-byes this morning, so
Joey: Yeah, they said I acted too much with it. I told everybody about this! Now everybody's gonna go to the theatre, expecting to see me, and...
Joey: I said I think you're hot and now I'm embarrassed.
ROSS: Well that's the first time we've said that.
Chandler: Phoebe if it helps Alexandra has only been massaging Monica for like three years. (Phoebe rolls her eyes and walks away and Monica glares at him.) If! I said, "If it helps!" (Goes to the bedroom.)
Ross: Thats right good things, that-that is what I said. (glances at Monica)
Rachel: Well, I dont know about that, but some said that I looked like a floating angel.
Ross: I'm telling you, she said she's looking for a relationship with someone exactly like me.
Monica: Lewis Posin! He was my best friend in fifth grade, and-and then one day I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no. Do you know why?
Richard: Its so great seeing you guys again. Id like to make a toast. (Everyone raises their glasses) Uh, as a poet once said, "In the sweetness of friendship, let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures for in the due of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed."