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[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is coming out of the living room carrying his salad and a puzzlebeer! Cold beer. And he decides to fold up Phoebes massage table, but being Ross has trouble with it as there is a knock on the door. He sets the table back up and opens the door to reveal a beautiful woman.]
Ross: Okay! Now, Im going to touch you. (He does so, very gingerly.) Ohh, thats soft. (He starts poking him and notices his salad spoons and starts to massage him with those.)
RACHEL: Now, what exactly is in a cobb salad?
Ursula: Excuse me. Doesn't this come with a side salad?
INTERVIEWER: No, just a salad will be fine.
Monica: You had a salad.
Joey: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Look. I take a girl out, she can order whatever she wants! The more, the better! All right? Just don’t order a Garden salad and then eat my food! That’s a good way to lose some fingers!
Ross: I made her favorite, tuna salad with pickles.
RACHEL: Ok, I will have the uh, (whispers) side salad.
MONICA: A salad? Really I, I could do something a little more complicated if you like.
Monica: All right, all right! Lets just cut to the chase, okay? (To Phoebe) Youre single. (To Tim) Youre single. (To Phoebe) He gets off work at eleven. (To Tim) Shell be waiting for your call. (To Phoebe) Ill give him your number if I can get one calamari and one Caesar salad!! (Everyone in the kitchen stops.) I did not yell. I am not putting a dollar in the jar.
Joey: Oh, it's easy. Yeah, I-I can do it with anything. Watch uh, (snaps his fingers and in a sexy voice) Grandma's chicken salad
Danny: Salad.
Ross: Okay, I�ll have the fixed salad and the duck.
Waiter: A garden salad for the lady (sets the plate down)
Monica: All right, I still need a calamari and a Caesar salad.
Rachel: Mon you definitely have to make it a theme wedding, and the theme could be, Look how much money weve got! Y'know, I mean you could put, you could put money in-in the invitations! You-you could have like little money place settings. And ah, you could start with a money salad! I mean itll be dry, but people will like it.
Phoebe: Yes! I will have the green salad, umm the house salad, and waters fine.
Joey: Pickle? Pickles make her sick. Giving her pickles is like giving me salad.
Monica: Hey Tim? I need a calamari and a Caesar salad. And umm, could you get me the pesto?
PHOEBE: I'm sorry, Monica, I'm really happy you got promoted, but cold cucumber mush for thirty-something bucks? No! Rachel just had that, that, that salad, and, and Joey with his like teeny pizza! It's just...
Chandler: (imitating the characters) Tuna or egg salad? Decide!
INTERVIEWER: Alright, lets see if you're as good in person as you are on paper. Make me a salad.
Monica: Well, youre making him a frieze salad with goat cheese and pine nuts, wild nuts, wild rice, roast asparagus, and salmon au croup.
Phoebe: I went shopping with Monica all day, and I had a salad.
JULIE: No Cobb, as in cobb salad.
Joey: Man, Im starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!
(Trying not to wrinkle her nose, Phoebe smiles back realising it's down to her to make up for her negligent sister. Meanwhile, Ursula still hasn't received her side salad, but when she attempts to attract the waiter's attention, he ignores her.)