words in movies
[Scene: Halloween Adventure, a costume shop, there is a salesman behind the counter, Ross enters.]
Salesman: Hello, Sir. You're here to return those pants?
Salesman: Oh. Okay! How can I help you?
Salesman: Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man.
Ross: (To Rachel) Yeah, I still don't know. (To the salesman who is hovering nearby) I'm sorry I just wanna make sure that I bought the right couch. I need a couch that says, "Kids welcome here." But that also says, (In a sexy voice) "Come here to me!"
The Salesman: (Interrupting the flashback) Excuse me, Im sorry, you havent said anything for about two and a half minutes, are you at all interested?
The Salesman: So, what do you say, Joey? You get the whole set of encyclopedias for twelve hundred dollars, which works out to just 50 bucks a book!
Ross: Yeah, y'know what? I'll take it myself, thank you! (He signs the form and hands it back to the salesman.) All right Rach, let's go! (He picks up one end of the couch.)
The Salesman: Okay, I-I get the picture. Uh, thanks, for your time. (Starts to leave)
Joey: Oh comelook, when I was a kid my dads company gave season tickets to the number one salesman every year, all right? My dad never won! Of course, he wasnt in the sales division, but still, I never ever, ever forgot that!
The Salesman: Do you ah, currently own a set of encyclopedias?
The Salesman: Actually, Im not buying. Im selling. Let me ask you one question. Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even though youre not really sure what theyre talking about?
The Salesman: For 50 bucks, you can get one book! What will it be? A? B? C?
The Salesman: And?
The Salesman: Well ah, what can you swing?
The Salesman: (laughs) You need these books.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is now reading the V book, with the salesman watching.]
The Salesman: Actually its, Vatican City. Now ahh, what do you know about vulcanised rubber?
The Salesman: You dont have, anything?
The Salesman: Lets see, ahhh Where does the Pope live?
The Salesman: You two are really gonna enjoy that couch.
The Salesman: Really? You two?
The Salesman: Well you, her, I mean, she's very y'know. And you're like y'know.
The Salesman: You picked a great couch.
Joey: And a 50. (The salesman stops suddenly) Huh, these must be Chandlers pants.
Ross: A loser you did it with (To the salesman) 298 times!
The Salesman: Yeah. Could you just sign right here please? (Hands him a clipboard.)
The Salesman: So, heres somebody interesting, Joey. What do you know about Van Gogh?
Rachel: (To Ross) Fine! (To the salesman) We went out.
Joey: Glove salesman!
The Salesman: Ohh, okay. (Laughs.) Something didn't quite add up there. (Ross stops, walks back to talk to the salesman, and in the process pushes Rachel up against a wall.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, The salesman is trying to sell Joey the encyclopedias.]
The Salesman: (Entering before Joey can say anything) Good afternoon, are you the decision maker of the house?
The Salesman: He painted that. (Points to one of his paintings in the book)