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Joey: (angrily and monotone) Any one of the brilliant actresses nominated for this award tonight deserves to take it home. Unfortunately only one can. (Shakes his head in disgust.) The nominees for Best Supporting Actress are from Passions Erin Goff. (There is applause, which Joey disgustedly waits to dye out.) From One Life to Live Mary Loren Bishop (They start to applaud again, but Joey interrupts in with the rest of the nominees), from All My Children Sarah Mchann, and from Days of Our Lives Jessica Ashley. And the winner is (Opens the envelope) Jessica Ashley from Days of Our Lives. (Applause) Uh, unfortunately Jessica couldnt be with us tonight so Ill be accepting this award on her behalf. (Realizes something) And Im sure that Jessica would like to thank my parents who always believed in me. Shed also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel whos sittin right there! (Points at Rachel.) (The music starts and his microphone is turned off, this angers Joey again and he disgustedly exits.)
Sarah: Mmmh, those fries look delicious.
Sarah: No. The one in Atlantic City, Dad loves the slots. He says hes gonna double the college money my Grandma left me.
Fergie: (Yep, Sarah, the Duchess of York) Okay, so umm, whats your friends name?
(Sarah looks a little disgusted)
Sarah: (tasting hers) Oh my God! (Looks at the waiter and then to Joey)
Sarah: Fine, I'm sorry, I didn't think it was that big a deal.
Sarah: Oh, no! This is work. I should call in. Can you excuse me?
Wayne: I-I-I saw you on stage talking to that beautiful woman, yknow Sarah?
Ross: All right here. Watch me execute the three Ps of championship play. Power. (swings the racquet) Precision. (swings the racquet.) and penache. (does a backswing and hits Sarah whos started up the stairs, knocking her down, they both watch in horror.)
Sarah: Yeah. My Dad says if I spend as much time helping him clean apartments, as I do daydreaming about outer space, hed be able to afford a trip to the Taj Mahal.
Leader: Hi. And batting for Sarah, Ross Geller, 872. Although, it looks like you bought an awful lot of cookies yourself.
Phoebe: Oh, my friend Sarah had a great time last night.
Sarah: Five dollars a box.
(Sarah picks up some fries from Joey’s plate and Joey looks very angry. Then we’re back to Central Perk and Joey does a you-see-what-I-mean look to Phoebe)
Sarah: Really Mr. Geller, you dont have to do this.
Sarah: So far, Ive sold seventy-five.
Ross: Yeah, Sarah, anything.
(Sarah enters the room again, and stops when she sees her dessert is missing. Joey has emptied her plate, and has a chocolate covered mouth, just like a kid.)
Girl: Im not gonna tell you! Youre the bad man who broke Sarahs leg.
[Scene: The hallway between the apartments, Ross is bringing Sarah to Joey and Chandlers.]
Sarah: The girl who won last year sold four hundred and seventy-five.
Rachel: What is wrong with raising a kid in the city? I'm doing it, Ross is doing it, Sarah Jessica Parker is doing it!
(The camera zooms in on Sarah and she has a big smile on her face.)
Sarah: Could you do me one favor, if its not too much trouble?
Guy: Welcome to the building. I'm uh, Steve Sarah; I'm president of the tenants committee.
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
Sarah: (approaching with two filled balloons in her hands) Nobody! We put them in here! (Indicates the aforementioned balloons causing both of them to scream in delight and start drinking from the balloons.)
Joey: Yeah, of course. I can control myself. (laughs uneasily and Sarah leaves the room)
Joey: oh, I didn't know you liked French fries. Help yourself! What's mine is yours. (Sarah reaches over and takes a few fries)
Woman: Sarah.
Ross: Im, Im sorry you didnt get to go to Spacecamp, and Im hoping that maybe somehow, this may make up for it. Presenting Sarah Tuttles Private Very Special Spacecamp!! (opens the door and Chandler and Joey jump up, their apartment is decorated like outer space, one of the leather chairs is covered in tinfoil.)
Sarah: Thank you so much!
Sarah: Really! Now this all better be here when I come back. (puts her plate back at her side of the table)
Phoebe: SARAH!
(Sarah, is grinning and starts to reach over to Joey's plate to take a few clams)
Sarah: But you just said "What's mine is yours"?
Sarah: (to Joey) Are you a paleontologist?
Sarah: I'm sorry, I don't own a TV.
Joey: How about those fries though, huh? (Holds the plate between Sarah’s fingers and his plate, thus blocking her from reaching his)
Sarah: Oh, that is so sweet..
Sarah: What? what is the matter with you?
Sarah: Sure (smiling) Just not as much as clams.
Sarah: Mmmm! Mmm!
Sarah: What are you doing? I thought you don't share food.
(The camera cuts to Wayne whos busy making out with Sarah and rubbing C.H.E.E.S.E.s controller on her back causing C.H.E.E.S.E. to go crazy. Joey starts throwing books at C.H.E.E.S.E. to get him to stop.)
Sarah: Could you pull open the curtains for me? The astronauts from the space shuttle are gonna be on the news, and since we dont have a TV, the lady across the alley said shed push hers up to a window, so I could watch it.
Sarah: (looks over at Joey's platter) Oh wow, are those stuffed clams?
[Scene: Sarahs bedroom, her room is decorated with a space motif.]
Ross: Yeah, oh and Sarah... I'd like to introduce you to my colleague, uh, Professor Wheeler, a-and this is Joey Tribbiani.
[Scene: Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah. Joey is holding Sarah's hands]
[Scene: A hallway, Ross is selling Brown Bird cookies for Sarah, he stops and knocks on a door.]
Sarah: They are delicious (takes a few from the plate, puts one in her mouth and places the rest on her plate, then starts to reach over to Joey's platter again)
Sarah: A ten speed bike. But, Id rather have something my Dad couldnt sell.
Ross: "... Sarah. I dig you", Uh? "Doctor Ross Geller".
Sarah: Well, I kinda wanted to sell the cookies. The girl who sells the most wins a trip to Spacecamp, and gets to sit in a real space shuttle.
Sarah: (laughing) No. If I can't have your clams, you can't have my dessert. This is a two way street.
[Scene: A restaurant. Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah. They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two. Their waiter approaches with two plates.]
Sarah: So thats two boxes of the Holiday Macaroons. On behalf of the Brown Birds of America, I salute you. (Does the Brown Bird salute, she blows on a bird call, then holds her hand, palm facing out, next to her face, and then waves it like a bird flapping its wings.)
Phoebe: Oh, that's Sarah. No, no. Don't you get any ideas, ok? No, I'm not setting you up with any more of my friends!